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Part 2: Rise of the Fit*patrick Rebellion
Scottie: So let's get down there. * All of them go down the ladder to the Phoenix gang Hideout*
Phoenix Gaang Boss: Scottie! how are you?
Scottie: I think you know the answer, Kirk
Kirk: True, You wouldn't come back here if you didn't have a very good reason.
Scottie: That's right, But it is not so much for me, It is for them *Points to Schmitty and gang* Particularly for her *points to Nah*
Kirk: Dear Guthix, What's wrong with her?
Scottie: her pregnancy is killing her, she is extremely weak, and needs some place to rest.
Kirk: fine, What about the leprechauns? This one is more interested in them
Scottie: They are the other half of our predicament. They want to destroy the Toolshed Leprechaun Service
Kirk: Sounds like a very fun suicide mission.
Schmitty: Pretty much, they have the best siege equipment in Runescape,
Kirk: then you are going to need help, and info, and men, spea\king of men *Loud whistle* *5 people come*
Kirk: Schmitty, This is General Putindwarf ,*Another steps forward*
Putindwarf: Where is zat, idiot boy, Zitler?
Kirk: ah, This is Adolf Zitler
Adolf: Vee shall get zem fookers, yah?
Kirk: He likes killing things
Adolf: I also like art, I'm an artist. Both on ze battlefield, and off, Yah.
*Another steps foreward*
Kirk: This is Schwaing Guy Shrek
Guy: Where is that stupid ching chong, Shmoww ze dung
Shmoww: Right here you dickweed
*another steps forward*
This is Benito Muzzolini
Benito: 'eeeey wassup-a I came-a here all the way from-a Schitally
Nah: Hey what's the big idea? There all Black Knights
*Black Knights and white knights give each other blaring angry looks* Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

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Adolf: I refuse to verk wees zeez pasetic White Knights, yah!
Benito: Morte ai Cavalieri Bianchi (Death to the White Knights)
Putindwarf: You white knights suck at your job
Schmoww: Shmowwow Schmowowowo!
Schwaing: White knights are soo honorable!! It is disgusting
Nah: I'm dying so I don't care about this argument.
Johnny: *Talks in Morse code*
Albert: Johnny here says that you black knights lack style. this one agrees.
Frank: Aint no black knight able to blow **** up like me, i'm yo ace in the hole.
*Glaring and angry looks continue
Kirk: There are a few more introductions to make.
Schmitty: more introductions?
Kirk: White knight defects. so introducing Fred Ridinghood
Fred: Oh dear, this won't do, white knights and black knights working together? What have the woods come to? Granny, would be annoyed to see this if she were alive.
Kirk: right... Introducing "Moldy" Dickweed
Dickweed: I prefer Richard, thank you very much, and if that damn white whale gets away again.... Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

20-May-2015 15:45:06 - Last edited on 05-Aug-2015 21:50:59 by Pink 4 Twink

25-Jul-2015 02:48:23

Kirk: Ahem. I'm sure you are just as mortified as I. but at great cost, We've acquired you a Slaver named Sarah
*Smokin' hot brunette chick kicks in the door. She's wearing black leather sleaves cut jacket that makes her cleavage look big, brown shorts with holes with her legs covered in black leather greaves. on her back is a dai katana*
Slaver Sarah: Yo, boys!!!
Albert and Frank: I just busted a nut!
Adolf: I sink, I'm going to jyzz, yah!
Johnny: *speaks in morse code. his heart beat is putting out morse code faster as Sarah approaches*
Fred: Johnny says he's about to jyzz, me too, gottsa gets my hands on that
Nah: um, I'm straight as an arrow and I almost want to **** her! DX
Schmow ze dung: SCHMOWOWOWOWOWWOWWOW!!!!! *jumps up and licks her face like a dog
Sarah: eek, diseased monkeydog! *kick*
Benito: Ciao bella signora ... mio dio. Sto per rompere un dado(Hello beautiful lady! my god. I'm about to bust a nut!!)
Richard: my god! My p3nith is working again! I just jyzzed for the first time in 52 years!
Scottie: Oh snap out of it people she's not.... even... oh ****, that's hot
Patrick: Hah! I'm HIV Positive I will not spread... *pauses in speech HER TYTTS... excuse me!!! I have to check our supply of meat!!!
Kirk: HAH! you all lose. I'm g4yer than Elton John at Pride! Sarah: does this happen a lot to you?
Slaver Sarah: all the time. I'm used to it!
Kirk: I'd bet it's annoying
Slaver Sarah: I will not be conquered by any man, I'm a devoted L3sbian Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

05-Aug-2015 22:06:15 - Last edited on 05-Aug-2015 22:08:31 by Pink 4 Twink

Schmitty: you call that impressive! Muahaha! oi once met a woman who was twice as beautiful as this piece of smut! anyways She was found horrifically murdered. eyeballs cut out, body dismembered, and tossed into the meat compacter. quite gruesome as the blood was splattered everywhere. You'd have to do better than that, Narrator!
*Vampire hermit crabs above: BLOOD!?
Narator:
Kirk: Okay, boys: Get your damn minds out of the gutter!
Benito ma ho avuto questa grande fantasia sessuale in cui tutta la banda era in un'orgia con lei!: (but I had this great *** fantasy where the whole gang was in an **** with her!)
Patrick: yeah can we think in the gutter for a while longer?
Schmitty: no you may not! we have work to do!! And if You do not stop thinking of her in this way, I will gut you all! Even you Patrick!
*Johnny talks in morse code*
Patrick: yes, brother... oh And Johnny says that this is something he cannot do!
Schmitty: so be it, Johnny! come to my quarters for a second
Johnny: *gulp* *heart is pumping really fast
Adolf: come on, yah! Up ze stairs, yah! *breaks out in extremely bad acne as well as hives, cold sores and double headed pimples. My face, It BURNSSSS, Yah! *pushes Johnny up the stairs and into Schmitty's quarters *slams the door shut and locks Johnny in*
Adolf: one less White Knight yah
Benito: Arrivederci, idiota( goodbye idiot)
* for 2 hours, Johnny's bloodcurdling screams are echoing down the hall*
Schmitty: emerges from his room, covered in blood with Johnny completely dismembered by hand saws *on Schmitty's neck is a necklace made with string and Johnny's teeth Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

05-Aug-2015 22:36:53

*Two days after cold-bloodedly torturing and murdering Johnny*
*Patrick**** , Albert, Nah, and Frank are complaining about the smell coming from upstairs
Patrick: I shudder to think what Schmitty did to poor Johnny
Albert: Albert always thought that Johnny was the best friend a humble cannibal could ask for. Did Albert mention that he knew Johnny since he was a child?
Patrick: And now Schmitty kills him. sounded painful. How did you two meet?
Albert: Our fathers used to hunt together, so when we were 4 years old, we met. Best buds ever, and forever.... and now Schmitty has extinguished that flame... *sobs*
**: *sobbing* when... when I met Johnny, I thought he was the weirdest person ever to exist... No person talks solely in Morse code, much less his heart beating in Morse code.
We were out hunting black knights one day, when I ran out of arrows. Johnny just hands over six quivers of arrows to me. He had seven quivers. his seventh quiver had only two arrows left. Johnny was always like that: Selfless to a fault, even in the face of horrible danger.
Nah: *giggles*I always had a soft spot for Johnny. He made these wonderful gumdrops, laced with pumpkin spice, and cinnamon with a hint of lemon. A lot of people hated his gumdrops*
**: Especially me. but it was the thought that counts.
Nah: I, however, loved them. and when I told him that I loved them, he got all sweet on me.
Frank: He was always the special guy in our group of Misfits.
Albert: A lot of people gave him crap, kids made fun of him on account of the whole Morse Code thing he had going on.
Frank: He also had a thing going on with William. He helped William write some of his poetry, also agreed to help deliver some of Patsy's packages, into dangerous areas.
Patrick: A toast, then... To Johnny. And may my brother rot in hell for killing him. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

25-Aug-2015 01:29:05

*Two days after cold-bloodedly torturing and murdering Johnny*
*Patrick,Deejay , Albert, Nah, and Frank are complaining about the smell coming from upstairs*
Patrick: I shudder to think what Schmitty did to poor Johnny
Albert: Albert always thought that Johnny was the best friend a humble cannibal could ask for. Did Albert mention that he knew Johnny since he was a child?
Patrick: And now Schmitty kills him. sounded painful. How did you two meet?
Albert: Our fathers used to hunt together, so when we were 4 years old, we met. Best buds ever, and forever.... and now Schmitty has extinguished that flame... *sobs*
Deejay: *sobbing* when... when I met Johnny, I thought he was the weirdest person ever to exist... No person talks solely in Morse code, much less his heart beating in Morse code.
We were out hunting black knights one day, when I ran out of arrows. Johnny just hands over six quivers of arrows to me. He had seven quivers. his seventh quiver had only two arrows left. Johnny was always like that: Selfless to a fault, even in the face of horrible danger.
Nah: *giggles*I always had a soft spot for Johnny. He made these wonderful gumdrops, laced with pumpkin spice, and cinnamon with a hint of lemon. A lot of people hated his gumdrops*
**: Especially me. but it was the thought that counts.
Nah: I, however, loved them. and when I told him that I loved them, he got all sweet on me.
Frank: He was always the special guy in our group of Misfits.
Albert: A lot of people gave him crap, kids made fun of him on account of the whole Morse Code thing he had going on.
Frank: He also had a thing going on with William. He helped William write some of his poetry, also agreed to help deliver some of Patsy's packages, into dangerous areas.
Patrick: A toast, then... To Johnny. And may my brother rot in hell for killing him. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

25-Aug-2015 01:29:11 - Last edited on 25-Aug-2015 01:31:52 by Pink 4 Twink

*Two days after cold-bloodedly torturing and murdering Johnny*
*Patrick, Deejay , Albert, Nah, and Frank are complaining about the smell coming from upstairs
Patrick: I shudder to think what Schmitty did to poor Johnny
Albert: Albert always thought that Johnny was the best friend a humble cannibal could ask for. Did Albert mention that he knew Johnny since he was a child?
Patrick: And now Schmitty kills him. sounded painful. How did you two meet?
Albert: Our fathers used to hunt together, so when we were 4 years old, we met. Best buds ever, and forever.... and now Schmitty has extinguished that flame... *sobs*
Deejay: *sobbing* when... when I met Johnny, I thought he was the weirdest person ever to exist... No person talks solely in Morse code, much less his heart beating in Morse code.
We were out hunting black knights one day, when I ran out of arrows. Johnny just hands over six quivers of arrows to me. He had seven quivers. his seventh quiver had only two arrows left. Johnny was always like that: Selfless to a fault, even in the face of horrible danger.
Nah: *giggles*I always had a soft spot for Johnny. He made these wonderful gumdrops, laced with pumpkin spice, and cinnamon with a hint of lemon. A lot of people hated his gumdrops.
Deejay: Especially me. but it was the thought that counts.
Nah: I, however, loved them. and when I told him that I loved them, he got all sweet on me.
Frank: He was always the special guy in our group of Misfits.
Albert: A lot of people gave him crap, kids made fun of him on account of the whole Morse Code thing he had going on.
Frank: He also had a thing going on with William. He helped William write some of his poetry, also agreed to help deliver some of Patsy's packages, into dangerous areas.
Patrick: A toast, then... To Johnny. And may my brother rot in hell for killing him. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

25-Aug-2015 01:32:44

*Two days after cold-bloodedly torturing and murdering Johnny*
*Patrick, Deejay , Albert, Nah, and Frank are complaining about the smell coming from upstairs
Patrick: I shudder to think what Schmitty did to poor Johnny
Albert: Albert always thought that Johnny was the best friend a humble cannibal could ask for. Did Albert mention that he knew Johnny since he was a child?
Patrick: And now Schmitty kills him. sounded painful. How did you two meet?
Albert: Our fathers used to hunt together, so when we were 4 years old, we met. Best buds ever, and forever.... and now Schmitty has extinguished that flame... *sobs*
Deejay: *sobbing* when... when I met Johnny, I thought he was the weirdest person ever to exist... No person talks solely in Morse code, much less his heart beating in Morse code.
We were out hunting black knights one day, when I ran out of arrows. Johnny just hands over six quivers of arrows to me. He had seven quivers. his seventh quiver had only two arrows left. Johnny was always like that: Selfless to a fault, even in the face of horrible danger.
Nah: *giggles*I always had a soft spot for Johnny. He made these wonderful gumdrops, laced with pumpkin spice, and cinnamon with a hint of lemon. A lot of people hated his gumdrops.
Deejay: Especially me. but it was the thought that counts.
Nah: I, however, loved them. and when I told him that I loved them, he got all sweet on me.
Frank: He was always the special guy in our group of Misfits.
Albert: A lot of people gave him crap, kids made fun of him on account of the whole Morse Code thing he had going on.
Frank: He also had a thing going on with William. He helped William write some of his poetry, also agreed to help deliver some of Patsy's packages, into dangerous areas.
Patrick: A toast, then... To Johnny. And may my brother rot in hell for killing him. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

25-Aug-2015 01:32:46

*Two days after cold-bloodedly torturing and murdering Johnny*
*Patrick, Deejay , Albert, Nah, and Frank are complaining about the smell coming from upstairs
Patrick: I shudder to think what Schmitty did to poor Johnny
Albert: Albert always thought that Johnny was the best friend a humble cannibal could ask for. Did Albert mention that he knew Johnny since he was a child?
Patrick: And now Schmitty kills him. sounded painful. How did you two meet?
Albert: Our fathers used to hunt together, so when we were 4 years old, we met. Best buds ever, and forever.... and now Schmitty has extinguished that flame... *sobs*
Deejay: *sobbing* when... when I met Johnny, I thought he was the weirdest person ever to exist... No person talks solely in Morse code, much less his heart beating in Morse code.
We were out hunting black knights one day, when I ran out of arrows. Johnny just hands over six quivers of arrows to me. He had seven quivers. his seventh quiver had only two arrows left. Johnny was always like that: Selfless to a fault, even in the face of horrible danger.
Nah: *giggles*I always had a soft spot for Johnny. He made these wonderful gumdrops, laced with pumpkin spice, and cinnamon with a hint of lemon. A lot of people hated his gumdrops.
Deejay: Especially me. but it was the thought that counts.
Nah: I, however, loved them. and when I told him that I loved them, he got all sweet on me.
Frank: He was always the special guy in our group of Misfits.
Albert: A lot of people gave him crap, kids made fun of him on account of the whole Morse Code thing he had going on.
Frank: He also had a thing going on with William. He helped William write some of his poetry, also agreed to help deliver some of Patsy's packages, into dangerous areas.
Patrick: A toast, then... To Johnny. And may my brother rot in hell for killing him. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

25-Aug-2015 01:32:47