But you, my psychopathic friend do not command respect from loyalty, you command respect from fear. It will bite you in the butt. Sheep look to their shepherd for guidance.
And ultimately, if you don't change, Ser Godfrey Dinglemurphy will destroy you!
Schmitty: Dinglemurphy?? He's here?
Scottie: oh that's right, you didn't hear. Dinglemurphy wishes to reclaim you, and discipline you... up the ass hole, if necessary... with a toilet plunger. Luckily he is in Taverly preparing his troops. All veteran soldiers with the Toolshed Leprechaun Service. we have to act now. So you want troops, then here is what you must do: Take these pipe bombs, place it into the Varrock Castle basement wall. The one with a giant Tower shield adorned with the King Roald's family crest. Place another on Roald's throne.
Schmitty: what purpose would that serve?
Scottie: It will throw the castle into chaos. Zombies will flood into the castle, from the basement. Destroying the King's throne is a declaration of war, and these pipe bombs have the crest of the Toolshed Leprechaun Service branded all over them. King Roald is quick to anger, and will most likely declare war on the spot.
Nah: so... subterfuge?
Schmoww: Schmowschmowschmow schmowschmowschmowschmow.
Adolf: Schmoww says that he is good at subterfuge, Yah. Trust me, yah, He was a Jester, Yah. everyone overlooks jesters, yah!
Nah: I can imagine that, and I'm coming as well. no one will suspect a heavily pregnant woman. If caught, they'll postpone execution until the birth of my child, by then, I will be dead.
Scottie: makes sense.
Schmitty: *has an expression of worry on his face* Are you sure you want to do this, Nah?
Nah: I will not sit by, and be defenseless nor will I be useless. The parasite be dammed!
Schmoww: Schmowowowowo!
Nah: Shut up, Schmoww...
Schmoww:
Schmitty: I don't know, It sounds like you want to quicken your passing, Nah, why would you do that?
Nah: I'm dying anyway.
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
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