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But you, my psychopathic friend do not command respect from loyalty, you command respect from fear. It will bite you in the butt. Sheep look to their shepherd for guidance.
And ultimately, if you don't change, Ser Godfrey Dinglemurphy will destroy you!
Schmitty: Dinglemurphy?? He's here?
Scottie: oh that's right, you didn't hear. Dinglemurphy wishes to reclaim you, and discipline you... up the ass hole, if necessary... with a toilet plunger. Luckily he is in Taverly preparing his troops. All veteran soldiers with the Toolshed Leprechaun Service. we have to act now. So you want troops, then here is what you must do: Take these pipe bombs, place it into the Varrock Castle basement wall. The one with a giant Tower shield adorned with the King Roald's family crest. Place another on Roald's throne.
Schmitty: what purpose would that serve?
Scottie: It will throw the castle into chaos. Zombies will flood into the castle, from the basement. Destroying the King's throne is a declaration of war, and these pipe bombs have the crest of the Toolshed Leprechaun Service branded all over them. King Roald is quick to anger, and will most likely declare war on the spot.
Nah: so... subterfuge?
Schmoww: Schmowschmowschmow schmowschmowschmowschmow.
Adolf: Schmoww says that he is good at subterfuge, Yah. Trust me, yah, He was a Jester, Yah. everyone overlooks jesters, yah!
Nah: I can imagine that, and I'm coming as well. no one will suspect a heavily pregnant woman. If caught, they'll postpone execution until the birth of my child, by then, I will be dead.
Scottie: makes sense.
Schmitty: *has an expression of worry on his face* Are you sure you want to do this, Nah?
Nah: I will not sit by, and be defenseless nor will I be useless. The parasite be dammed!
Schmoww: Schmowowowowo!
Nah: Shut up, Schmoww...
Schmoww: :(
Schmitty: I don't know, It sounds like you want to quicken your passing, Nah, why would you do that?
Nah: I'm dying anyway.
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25-Aug-2015 16:53:33 - Last edited on 27-Aug-2015 00:06:59 by Pink 4 Twink

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27-Aug-2015 00:21:14 - Last edited on 27-Aug-2015 00:36:14 by Pink 4 Twink

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Schmitty: I can't let you do that. For your child's sake
Nah: Then you should have thought before you executed Johnny... You should have thought before, you attempted to pilfer from Doctor Pedigree, getting both William, and Patsy killed. you have no right to tell me what I can't do. *is about to leave before Schmitty asks her one last question*
Schmitty: why do you do what I ask you to, then?
Nah: I think you know the answers. *leaves*
Schmitty: *turns to Patrick* Did you just hear that?
Patrick: Let's not jump to conclusions Schmitty, She might be looking to you for succor.
Adolf: Passetic, yah! Romance... disgusting!
Benito: Oh, don't-a listen to Adolf, he is a sourpuss!
end of part whatever.
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27-Aug-2015 00:21:32

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*An official apology from Sir Adolf Zitler*
I am dreadfully sorry for ze page sirteen nightmare yah Needless to say problem solved. Computer has a terrible connection to ze internet yah!
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02-Sep-2015 04:33:56

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*Prologue to part 3*
*We iynterrupt this emotional moment tyo brinzz you da news: Cajun Staul. Iyits Russian And Redneck News*
Billy: It be confirmed dayat an invading army of leprechauns has made itself known iyin Taverly. to cayapture dat arse hole, Schmitty Fit*patrick Ayand hi*is brother, Patrick, Who excapeded the Jizzery Compound layast week. Leading this impressive army of leprechauns is legendary TLS General, Godfrey Dinglemurphy. Heyere be his words from the interview.
Godfrey: Oi am extremely disappointed that one of our best conmen has decided to war against the very service that saved his life. Oi Will find this degenerate and discipline him up the arse, If necessary with me handy toilet plunger, Betty! Isn't that right, Betty?
Betty:...
Billy: Yayah! whoo whoo, Go Godfrey!!
JD: Regarding Schmitty's brother, Patrick, Godfrey hayad theeyis to say
Godfrey: Oh... Hey, Patrick, Oi Shoved Betty so hard up Your Girlfriend's crotch, that she died of internal bleeding, Muahahahahahah!
*Patrick and Schmitty are Watching the interview*
Patrick: That Arse hole! She did not deserve to die!!
Schmitty: DINGLEMURHYYYYYY!!!!!! *Shakes his fist at the TV*
Godfrey: That's right, lad. Oi then proceeded to ravage her dead body. Oi Captured it on video!
Billy: We can't show the video but we will ayenyway because **** the goddamn ************* son of a ***** ****-licking ****-sucking censors
*Shows the disturbing video on Live *V*
Patrick: WTF is this??? DINGLEMURPHYYYYY!!!! *Shakes his fist at the TV*
Billy: Dayats all for this episode. And now we must search for more sponsors like: Child-Licker TV, toiletplungerdisciplinarian dot xxx And... Fisttheteddybear dot net! so See ya
S**mitty: Now do you see what Oi mean?
Patrick: Aye, that Oi do, lassy! Dinglemurphy must die!!!
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02-Sep-2015 05:11:15 - Last edited on 02-Sep-2015 19:59:31 by Pink 4 Twink

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Patrick: Oi was wrong about you, brother. If the Toolshed Leprechaun Service is run by deranged nutjobs like Dinglemurphy, It was only prudent for you to kill your bosses. Were your bosses jerks as well?
Schmitty: Everything went well until our old boss got replaced... By Dinglemurphy's brother, Kendal.
Patrick: Oi however do not think the TLS should not be destroyed; but rather, the order should be reorganized.
Schmitty: The only way to save the organization IS to destroy it. There are far too many Dinglemurphy's in the TLS.
Patrick: Remember what you said, "You cannot judge someone based on prejudice"
Schmitty: How would you save the organization?
Patrick: Oi would foire everyone who thinks the way Dingledoushe does, and begin anew.
Schmitty: Oi Think the TLS is so morally corrupt that it does not matter who you fire. Dinglemurphy's way of thinking is too attractive to us leprechauns. Oh we pretend that we want to help farmers with their farming tools, but inside, we live for war. Why do you think there is a different TLS Leprechaun at different hours of the day?
Patrick: Because Leprechauns need to sleep?
Schmitty: True, But have you noticed how many leprechauns are out at different hours of the day? Each city has at least 168 different leprechauns- one for each hour of the week. Don't you see, Patrick. This be an invading army.
Patrick: That makes no sense..
Schmitty: Each Magical Toolshed is also an armory. Here let me show you. Oi know a place
*Schmitty Takes Patrick, Albert And Adolf with him to an abandoned Toolshed*
Schmitty: Look familiar, Patrick?
Patrick: this is the one you worked at, isn't it?
Schmitty: yes.
TLS Guard: *Behind them* Halt, me boy! What're you doing her-SCHMITTY!!! :D
Schmitty: Douglas? You aren't going to arrest me, are you?
Douglas: Oi should.. But Oi won't. You be a hero to me!
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17-Sep-2015 01:12:11 - Last edited on 17-Sep-2015 19:57:17 by Pink 4 Twink

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