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WE INTERUPT DIS GOD DAMN CHAPTA TA BRINZ YA DA NEWS IN OTHA PARTZ OV RUNESCAPE
Billy Dean: We-welcome and good day all you rednecks and psychopathic serial killers out there. Yer watching.... Uhhh... Becca, what's dis station called again?
Becca: It's Runescape and Redneck News, remember?!
Billy Dean: Right... Well, we gots dem stories fors ye! And yes, we took over a radio station
! Our first story brings us to the Tree Gnome strong hold for some good old fashioned GNOOOOOOOME BAAAAAAL!!!! The Tree gnome Tree Huggers beat the Canifis Heart Rippers in Gnome Ball 976- 4 reigniting old tensions. In response to the loss, Weapon sales have gone up by 900% Canifis is Preparing fer war
redneck werewolf 1: WE SHALL CRUSH THEM TREE *******!! YEEEEEEHAWWW!
redneck werewolf 2: WE SHALL WIN THIS WAR!!!
redneck werewolf 1: HERKA DERKY DERRRRRR!!! *Drinks moonshine and passes out!
Becca: Someone get these morons out of here...
Asian Guard: *other guards are pushing him into the room with werewolves* NO DON'T MAKE ME GO OUT THERE; I HAVE A FAMILRY!!!!
Billy Dean: In Response to the da rising weapon sales, We gots a respone from Zamorak himself here is what he said. "It was absolutely embarrassing to see this loss from Canifis, usually the Heart Rippers crush them tree *******!" Said Zamorak who was obviously cheering for Canifis!
Becca: This is getting out of hand
Billy Dean: And we just received word that all our sponsors are leaving us... like... The Mosquito Breeders of Runescape, Burt's Ass Hole Cream, The Coalition for an Exterminated Gnomish Society, Keldagrim Dynamite, Fake Birth Control Pills, Broken Contraceptives, Exploded Fetuses, And Care Bears!
Becca: So signing off until we get new sponsors, I'm Becca,
Billy: I'm Billy Dean!
Guard: You are going to need a new guard, the werewolves have ripped the Asian to pieces
Billy: SHUT UP!!! We're signing off
Guard: grrrrrrrrr. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Billy Dean: We-welcome and good day all you rednecks and psychopathic serial killers out there. Yer watching.... Uhhh... Becca, what's dis station called again?
Becca: It's Runescape and Redneck News, remember?!
Billy Dean: Right... Well, we gots dem stories fors ye! And yes, we took over a radio station
! Our first story brings us to the Tree Gnome strong hold for some good old fashioned GNOOOOOOOME BAAAAAAL!!!! The Tree gnome Tree Huggers beat the Canifis Heart Rippers in Gnome Ball 976- 4 reigniting old tensions. In response to the loss, Weapon sales have gone up by 900% Canifis is Preparing fer war
redneck werewolf 1: WE SHALL CRUSH THEM TREE *******!! YEEEEEEHAWWW!
redneck werewolf 2: WE SHALL WIN THIS WAR!!!
redneck werewolf 1: HERKA DERKY DERRRRRR!!! *Drinks moonshine and passes out!
Becca: Someone get these morons out of here...
Asian Guard: *other guards are pushing him into the room with werewolves* NO DON'T MAKE ME GO OUT THERE; I HAVE A FAMILRY!!!!
Billy Dean: In Response to the da rising weapon sales, We gots a respone from Zamorak himself here is what he said. "It was absolutely embarrassing to see this loss from Canifis, usually the Heart Rippers crush them tree *******!" Said Zamorak who was obviously cheering for Canifis!
Becca: This is getting out of hand
Billy Dean: And we just received word that all our sponsors are leaving us... like... The Mosquito Breeders of Runescape, Burt's Ass Hole Cream, The Coalition for an Exterminated Gnomish Society, Keldagrim Dynamite, Fake Birth Control Pills, Broken Contraceptives, Exploded Fetuses, And Care Bears!
Becca: So signing off until we get new sponsors, I'm Becca,
Billy: I'm Billy Dean!
Guard: You are going to need a new guard, the werewolves have ripped the Asian to pieces
Billy: SHUT UP!!! We're signing off
Guard: grrrrrrrrr. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
21-Jun-2014 19:19:19 - Last edited on 21-Jun-2014 23:54:34 by Pink 4 Twink
Yeah, I decided to share these scripts that I had compiled from my Multimedia class. They're actually really funny. I had three people with me and we made fun of the news in class, JD, Becca, and me. Anyways these should be fun reads. I will be posting them throughout the story.
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
22-Jun-2014 13:54:00
School news. I remember that for me back in the day. I remember the funniest moments of it were when they weren't trying to be funny, and then something messed up. Like when they forgot the camera was on or terribly misread a line.
I remember most of all being happy when technical difficulties came about, because it meant the longer it took for them to resolve it, without taking too long that they would cancel it for the day, meant more time for it to prevent class from actually taking place. More time to finish homework that I never liked actually doing at home before it had to be turned in.
Anyway, good luck on your story.
Also it's 4am again, why is it always this time that I happen to check the stories forum? It's like a hidden instinct or something. You can only fully appreciate a story when you experience it through the eyes of one of its characters.
I remember most of all being happy when technical difficulties came about, because it meant the longer it took for them to resolve it, without taking too long that they would cancel it for the day, meant more time for it to prevent class from actually taking place. More time to finish homework that I never liked actually doing at home before it had to be turned in.
Anyway, good luck on your story.
Also it's 4am again, why is it always this time that I happen to check the stories forum? It's like a hidden instinct or something. You can only fully appreciate a story when you experience it through the eyes of one of its characters.
23-Jun-2014 10:17:08
Schmitty: *Whispers to Patrick* Patrick, we are trying this again.
Albert Fish: Again? Schmitty, there is a difference between persevering through tough sht and stubbornness.
Patrick: I feel so helpless here...
Schmitty: It will work, just watch, we're going to spike the good doctor's drink with this. *gets out a bag of knockoutshpiel*
Albert: knockoutshpiel, Schmitty? Nice!
Schmitty: yes, this will knock the good doctor out for days. It will also give him amnesia for a while, one of us has to sneak in there and give Pedigree the knockoutshpiel.
Frank: what about his wife, yo?
Patrick: she has an incapacitating headache to start with, we're good there.
*guard hermit crab comes back*
Guard hermit crab: *sniff sniff* grrrr... me smell leprechauns! come out come out wherever you is, me promise not to harm you, me just going to pinch you, and turn you into custody for a brand new shell pinchpinch. where is- *Schmitty grabs the hermit crab by the shell
Guard hermit crab: well, Hi there, can I pinch you?
Schmitty: no but I can kick you to the other side of the forest.
Guard hermit crab: Uh oh! no harmington! No pinchington!! No killington!!!
*schmitty kicks the hermit crab clear to the other side of the Forest*
guard hermit crab: Damn you, leprechaun I will find you and pinch you so hard!
Schmitty: well that takes care of him Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Albert Fish: Again? Schmitty, there is a difference between persevering through tough sht and stubbornness.
Patrick: I feel so helpless here...
Schmitty: It will work, just watch, we're going to spike the good doctor's drink with this. *gets out a bag of knockoutshpiel*
Albert: knockoutshpiel, Schmitty? Nice!
Schmitty: yes, this will knock the good doctor out for days. It will also give him amnesia for a while, one of us has to sneak in there and give Pedigree the knockoutshpiel.
Frank: what about his wife, yo?
Patrick: she has an incapacitating headache to start with, we're good there.
*guard hermit crab comes back*
Guard hermit crab: *sniff sniff* grrrr... me smell leprechauns! come out come out wherever you is, me promise not to harm you, me just going to pinch you, and turn you into custody for a brand new shell pinchpinch. where is- *Schmitty grabs the hermit crab by the shell
Guard hermit crab: well, Hi there, can I pinch you?
Schmitty: no but I can kick you to the other side of the forest.
Guard hermit crab: Uh oh! no harmington! No pinchington!! No killington!!!
*schmitty kicks the hermit crab clear to the other side of the Forest*
guard hermit crab: Damn you, leprechaun I will find you and pinch you so hard!
Schmitty: well that takes care of him Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
25-Jun-2014 00:14:29 - Last edited on 25-Jun-2014 13:11:57 by Pink 4 Twink
part.... whatever, you get the idea
Guard hermit crab: *calls Pincho on his Shell Phone* Hola, Pincho
Pincho: Pinchatoshi! wassup, my crab?!
Pinchatoshi: This stupid motherpinching leprechaun kicked me to the other side of the Forest of Doom
Pincho: grrrr.... ok, me going to make a few calls pinchpinch
*Pincho calls a bumble bee hive*
The queen: Bumble thank bumble you bumble for bumble calling bumble the bumble hive, bumble this bumble is bumble the bumble queen, bumble you bumble want bumble somebody bumble stung??
Pincho: Yup! how did you guess
the queen: Bumble bee bumble intuition bumble bumble... bumble who bumble do bumble you bumble need bumble stung?
Pincho: hold on a sec, me call pinchatoshi.
*calls Pinchatoshi*
Pincho: what was the leprechaun's name?
Pinchatoshi: he smells like a Schmitty.
Pincho: ok.
*Calls the bees again*
Pincho: the Leprechauns name is Schmitty
the queen: ok, bumble bee needs to make a few calls
other bees: bumble hey, bumble you bumble forgot bumble to bumble say bumble "bumble* bumble before bumble every bumble word bumble in bumble the sentence.... grrrr
the queen: *sighs* *calls the wasp queen
wasp queen: you called da ****** wasps, foo, whatchu want, playa?
the bumble bee queen:bumble lets bumble sting bumble someone!
wasp queen: hellz yeah, we aint stung no one in forty days, the othea wasps are starting to get antsy, yas knowz whut om sayin, playa?
the bumble bee queen, bumble yes..
the wasp queen, I willz sens the other wasp queens a message about the hunt, as well as the Japanese giant hornets. we stingins a human?
the bumble bee queen: bumble close bumble a bumble leprechaun.
the wasp queen: evenz betta, yo.
*the wasp queen lets the other wasp queens know of the hunt* *65 wasp nests join in on the hunt* *the wasp queen calls the hornet queen*
the Japanese giant hornet queen: Well howdy dere, waspington queen!
Wasp queen: yous wants ta hunts, and stings a leprechaun, playa? Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Guard hermit crab: *calls Pincho on his Shell Phone* Hola, Pincho
Pincho: Pinchatoshi! wassup, my crab?!
Pinchatoshi: This stupid motherpinching leprechaun kicked me to the other side of the Forest of Doom
Pincho: grrrr.... ok, me going to make a few calls pinchpinch
*Pincho calls a bumble bee hive*
The queen: Bumble thank bumble you bumble for bumble calling bumble the bumble hive, bumble this bumble is bumble the bumble queen, bumble you bumble want bumble somebody bumble stung??
Pincho: Yup! how did you guess
the queen: Bumble bee bumble intuition bumble bumble... bumble who bumble do bumble you bumble need bumble stung?
Pincho: hold on a sec, me call pinchatoshi.
*calls Pinchatoshi*
Pincho: what was the leprechaun's name?
Pinchatoshi: he smells like a Schmitty.
Pincho: ok.
*Calls the bees again*
Pincho: the Leprechauns name is Schmitty
the queen: ok, bumble bee needs to make a few calls
other bees: bumble hey, bumble you bumble forgot bumble to bumble say bumble "bumble* bumble before bumble every bumble word bumble in bumble the sentence.... grrrr
the queen: *sighs* *calls the wasp queen
wasp queen: you called da ****** wasps, foo, whatchu want, playa?
the bumble bee queen:bumble lets bumble sting bumble someone!
wasp queen: hellz yeah, we aint stung no one in forty days, the othea wasps are starting to get antsy, yas knowz whut om sayin, playa?
the bumble bee queen, bumble yes..
the wasp queen, I willz sens the other wasp queens a message about the hunt, as well as the Japanese giant hornets. we stingins a human?
the bumble bee queen: bumble close bumble a bumble leprechaun.
the wasp queen: evenz betta, yo.
*the wasp queen lets the other wasp queens know of the hunt* *65 wasp nests join in on the hunt* *the wasp queen calls the hornet queen*
the Japanese giant hornet queen: Well howdy dere, waspington queen!
Wasp queen: yous wants ta hunts, and stings a leprechaun, playa? Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
04-Jul-2014 05:39:27
the hornet queen, darn tootin'a! yes I does! yeehaw! *sniff sniff* hold on dere a second, I smells a human *leaves the hive and stings a human in the neck*
*human dies from the venom*
the Japanese giant hornet queen: yeehaw! dat felt great, I stung seven shades of **** outta him! I will call the other hornet nests in the area, and weel will sting that dickweed! *calls the other hornet nests* * 74 hornet nets join in on the hunt to sting Schmitty*
*back to Pincho*
*Pincho calls Mister Clark and Herman*
Pincho: hey you want to pinch a leprechaun
Herman: leprechaun, you say? oh oh boy, oh boy, me never pinched a leprechaun before!
Mister Clark: don't you have to take care of Jr?
Pincho: Jr is old enough to come, he is five, after all pinch pinch. besides, he needs to learn the proper method to pinching humans.
Mister Clark. Ok, me coming call Jad as well
*pincho calls jad*
*Rokk Tarr comes*
Pincho: Rokk Tarr, where's Jad?
Rokk Tarr: I no know! I just the delivery troll, oh by the way, special delivery for Pinch*
Pinchy: *gulp* *opens package* *magical seal breaks *gets crushed by falling wheels of cheese* *Sheogorath appears*
Sheogorath: Oh God, Dammit, I'm in the wrong game! but anyway! MADNESS FOR EVERYBODY! OH! um, Sheogorath, Deadric Prince of Madness, at your service. CHEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!! *rains more giant cheese wheels*
end of part whatever.
Pincho: no, don't end. we have'nt pinched anyone!
Narrator: sorry, no one gets pinched in this chapter
Pincho:
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
*human dies from the venom*
the Japanese giant hornet queen: yeehaw! dat felt great, I stung seven shades of **** outta him! I will call the other hornet nests in the area, and weel will sting that dickweed! *calls the other hornet nests* * 74 hornet nets join in on the hunt to sting Schmitty*
*back to Pincho*
*Pincho calls Mister Clark and Herman*
Pincho: hey you want to pinch a leprechaun
Herman: leprechaun, you say? oh oh boy, oh boy, me never pinched a leprechaun before!
Mister Clark: don't you have to take care of Jr?
Pincho: Jr is old enough to come, he is five, after all pinch pinch. besides, he needs to learn the proper method to pinching humans.
Mister Clark. Ok, me coming call Jad as well
*pincho calls jad*
*Rokk Tarr comes*
Pincho: Rokk Tarr, where's Jad?
Rokk Tarr: I no know! I just the delivery troll, oh by the way, special delivery for Pinch*
Pinchy: *gulp* *opens package* *magical seal breaks *gets crushed by falling wheels of cheese* *Sheogorath appears*
Sheogorath: Oh God, Dammit, I'm in the wrong game! but anyway! MADNESS FOR EVERYBODY! OH! um, Sheogorath, Deadric Prince of Madness, at your service. CHEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!! *rains more giant cheese wheels*
end of part whatever.
Pincho: no, don't end. we have'nt pinched anyone!
Narrator: sorry, no one gets pinched in this chapter
Pincho:
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
04-Jul-2014 06:01:04 - Last edited on 04-Jul-2014 22:12:18 by Pink 4 Twink
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