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Part 2
*The next day*
Schmitty: Well since I have SOOO many sheers, Imma sell all of their sheers at the GE
and Blackmail them
Goes to the GE and sells all the sheers* *writes ransom notes to all the players who hav millions of gp*
Note: dear Player: I have taken the liberty of Sheernapping your sheers and rakes, and seed dippers, and seeds and holding them hostage, If you do not comply, by sending me 785 million gp, I will sell them to the GE. Your VERY helpful Toolshed Leprechaun, Schmitty.
Random Player: DAMN LEPRECHAUN!
Schmitty gets over 9,000,000,000,000,000,000k gp from his latest scam
S**mitty: Keep it Coming!
Patrick: SCHMITTY!!!
Schmitty: OH ****, It probably ******* Patrick!
Patrick: I can hear you!
Schmitty: No you cant
Patrick: Yes I can!
Schmitty: *comes out and kicks Patrick in the nuts*
*Patrick falls to the ground*
Patrick: Cripes man, you don't have to kick everyone in the nuts! That's weak!
Schmitty: What do you want?
Patrick: I don't want anything, The Tool Shed Leprechaun service is wanting to see you. They seem really angry!
Schmitty: YAY! *Irish music plays*
*goes to Zanaris*
Schmitty: Wassup Baus mann?
Schmitty's Boss: You have done so horrible over the past 2000 years that we are.....
Schmitty: Please fire me. please fire me. please fire me...
Schmitty's boss: GIVING YOU A PROMOTION!!!!
Schmitty: GUTHIX ******* DAMMIT!!!! * bangs his head on the table*
Schmitty's boss: That's right, You get to oversee all of the farm equipment! are you
excited?
Schmitty: YEAH I'M REALLY ******* EXCITED!!!!!
*Back in RS*
Schmitty: I hate my life!
end of part 2 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

06-Oct-2013 23:47:44 - Last edited on 10-Oct-2013 02:51:23 by Pink 4 Twink

07-Oct-2013 02:22:58

Uhm... when I said that Doctor Pedigree was kinda like Deadpool, I meant that he does things for money, not the whole merc assassin thing that poisons people... BUT THAT'S WAY BETTER THAN MY IDEA! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

07-Oct-2013 03:49:12

Part 3

*Schmitty is kicking stuff around*
*kicks a marble statuette into Patrick's face*
Patrick: What the Hell was that for, Schmitty!
Schmitty: Sorry, To busy not giving a damn too care!
Patrick: *reads Schmitty's mind* your still piping mad for not losing your job...
Schmitty: Damn right, I want to see mountains, Patrick! Oi've had enough of this putrid, place to last 4000 years!
Patrick: And what are you going to do about that?
Schmitty: you'll see!
*at the Toolshed Leprechaun Service building thingy mabobber *
Guard: Hey if it aint Schmitty! how would you like to get some whiskey and scotch and beer?
Schmitty: Oi already have some! *gives some "beer" to the Guard** guard drinks it*
Guard: This tastes funny what's in it?
Schmitty: No this is just regular beer, although it is American made!
Guard: American made?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You have brought Shame upon yourself! How could oi trus- *falls to the ground*
Schmitty: Did OI forget to mention that Oi slipped thousands of kilotons of METH into your beer?
Guard: *Sees pretty colors* *drools on himself then starts convulsing and moving
out of control* *has a huge heart attack* *dies*
Schmitty: muahahaha *goes up the stairs to his boss' quarters
Schmitty's boss: Are you here to check out your office?
Schmitty: *Says it Sarcastically* Oh Oi am TOTALLY here to see my new office space!
In fact Oi SOOO don't need these sheers anymore! Silly me! I am so NOT going to hurt you in any way, shape, or form!
Schmitty's boss: Whew! Oi thought oi was done for! * Schmitty cuts off his boss' arm with the sheers*
Schmitty's Boss: Hehehehe that tickles, Oi Have no feeling in me arms!
*Schmitty cuts off his boss's head*
Schmitty: That felt nice. Oi'm FREE!!!
End of Chapter 1: The Part Time Leprechaun Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

08-Oct-2013 22:23:35

James, All trolls are inherently bi. even Jad is Bi. That does not mean however that trolls all go for the same gender. Those two trolls back there were Bi! Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

08-Oct-2013 22:27:04

08-Oct-2013 23:32:38

10-Oct-2013 21:35:14

Sorry I haven't posted, My entire extended family was here for my mother's wedding.

So here we go
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Chapter 2: Blowback
*in Falidor castle*
Sir Amik Varze: Juntar, son, it has come to my attention that a rogue toolshed Leprechaun has murdered his boss.
Juntar : I will do what I can, Come, Scottie!
Scottie: DER... Ok boss man!
Juntar: *looks at Scottie* *sigh* Why do you have your trousers over your head...?
Scottie: DER That's how it goes, right boss?
Juntar: your hopeless... *takes a deep breath* YOU WILL NEVER BE A WHITE KNIGHT BECAUSE YOU ARE SO DUMB! I MEAN REALLY, YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO
EVEN- GAH!
Scottie: DER...I wants to be a white knight!
Amik: Calm down, son, Remember that Scottie took a savage blow to the head
Scottie: Der yeah that was fun! *goes cross-eyed*
Juntar: How was that fun?
Amik: ok just leave!
Juntar and Scottie: Yes sir
*In Zanaris*
Schmitty: Hey Patrick.
Patrick: Holy ****, what's with the blood?!
Schmitty: The boss and I had a great time playing volleyball.
Patrick: your boss doesn't play volleyball..
Schmitty: He didn't play volleyball. His head WAS the ball!
Patrick: Oh Guthix, Schmitty, You killed your boss?!
Schmitty: What's the big deal?
Patrick: What's the- What's the Big deal..? WHATS THE BIG DEAL!!!!?
YOU MURDERED YOUR BOSS!
Schmitty: It was worth it though.
Patrick: Well Since you've "quit" Your job, I will have to quit mine!
Schmitty: It is for the best...
Patrick: GAH your my twin brother, and yet you are the exact opposite of me!
You are SO IRRESPONSIBLE! I LOVED MY JOB, You are now royally ******!
Schmitty: I am out of here
Patrick: YOU ARE GOING NO WHERE, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF- *Schmitty kicks Patrick in the nuts*
Patrick: OW! *Falls to the ground*

End of part 2 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

13-Oct-2013 23:40:34

17-Oct-2013 02:32:47