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kingnoob: this is Falador!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
lee636: yah.
kingnoob:it's so dull!
mic and lee: -look around and see new and very fancy
updates. The most fancy updates ever made in Runescape.-
mic: uh.
lee636: ok
??????????:lol a group of weirdos and a monster!
mic:well at least I'm not one of the weirdos.
siradam157: yah you are, he just doesn't think so.
kingnoob: ok where is that voice coming from?
siradam157:i'm the narrator, now lets continue the story you noob.
mic: who are you now that we are back on the subject.
?????????: oh, I'm Fancyman13 but you can call me Fancy.
kingnoob: ok.
talking to a wall.
fancy: what is his problem?
lee: he's a noob.
mic:when did your name get reduced to just Lee?
siradam157: stop asking questions off the topic, I shortened it so it would be easier to write!
mic: ohhh, lazy are we?
siradam157: grr.
fancy: ok, you guys are weird!
still talking to the wall.
kingnoob: wanna join our clan?
fancy:what is it?
mic:noob.
fancy: what if everybody isn't a noob or stops being a noob?
mic: No Obedience or Bathing.
fancy: oh ok, i don't bathe anyways.
lee: ok you are in now lets stock up on supplies.
all but Kingnoob: ok, let's go!
kingnoob:hey! When did I start talking to this wall?
all:noooooooob!!!!
kingnoob:what does that- oh right newbie.
fancy:this could be difficult.
mic:i've known him for ten minutes and I'm already tired
of him!
lee: no surprise there.
kingnoob: let's go!
trips
Lee: do we need to wait for your bruises to go away?
Kingnoob: please? Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
lee636: yah.
kingnoob:it's so dull!
mic and lee: -look around and see new and very fancy
updates. The most fancy updates ever made in Runescape.-
mic: uh.
lee636: ok
??????????:lol a group of weirdos and a monster!
mic:well at least I'm not one of the weirdos.
siradam157: yah you are, he just doesn't think so.
kingnoob: ok where is that voice coming from?
siradam157:i'm the narrator, now lets continue the story you noob.
mic: who are you now that we are back on the subject.
?????????: oh, I'm Fancyman13 but you can call me Fancy.
kingnoob: ok.
talking to a wall.
fancy: what is his problem?
lee: he's a noob.
mic:when did your name get reduced to just Lee?
siradam157: stop asking questions off the topic, I shortened it so it would be easier to write!
mic: ohhh, lazy are we?
siradam157: grr.
fancy: ok, you guys are weird!
still talking to the wall.
kingnoob: wanna join our clan?
fancy:what is it?
mic:noob.
fancy: what if everybody isn't a noob or stops being a noob?
mic: No Obedience or Bathing.
fancy: oh ok, i don't bathe anyways.
lee: ok you are in now lets stock up on supplies.
all but Kingnoob: ok, let's go!
kingnoob:hey! When did I start talking to this wall?
all:noooooooob!!!!
kingnoob:what does that- oh right newbie.
fancy:this could be difficult.
mic:i've known him for ten minutes and I'm already tired
of him!
lee: no surprise there.
kingnoob: let's go!
trips
Lee: do we need to wait for your bruises to go away?
Kingnoob: please? Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
28-Nov-2008 05:28:14 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 08:27:36 by Sirapyro
Chapter5 - Supply gathering.
lee: hey baby wanna go out?
shop assistant: i'm an npc.
lee: so?
shop assistant: so I can't leave the shop!
lee: oh, ok.
fancy: i have 2.7 million gp, we can use that to afford the supplies.
mic:
lee:
kingnoob: that isn't that much, I have 25gp! Now that's a lot!
mic:
lee:
fancy:
kingnoob: what?
all but Kingnoob: nothing.
fancy: i'll buy this tinder box, this d axe, this box of party hats for 2gp, these free 12 packs of full rune armor, this newcomers map, and this level down potion...............level down potion?
siradam157: just continue you'll see what happens.
fancy:i think that's enough supplies for now oh and we can all where these party hats as clan uniform.
kingnoob: oh I'm thirsty, give me that vile of liquid.
All but Kingnoob: NOOOOOO, ah well he's gonna drink it anyways.
Drinks level down potion, then checks combat level.
kingnoob: oh yah I'm better than all of you! I'm level 50!!!!
mic: check again.
kingnoob: oh that's negative 50.
abk(all but Kingnoob):i can't believe he is our leader.
siradam157: he is the main character.
mic: well, then let's go to the grand exchange and get more supplies.
all: ok
fancy: put on your party hats and rune armor, except helmets, everyone.
amazingly everyone can put the rune on without the correct level.
mic: wait a second doesn't Kingnoob have full barrows and 100k?
lee: he should wear his barrows because he is leader.
kingnoob: ok
puts on barrows wrong, as in shirt on legs and legs on body.
abk: put it on right!
kingnoob: ok ok.
siradam157: the chapter is over so all of you be quiet so I can stop writing. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
lee: hey baby wanna go out?
shop assistant: i'm an npc.
lee: so?
shop assistant: so I can't leave the shop!
lee: oh, ok.
fancy: i have 2.7 million gp, we can use that to afford the supplies.
mic:
lee:
kingnoob: that isn't that much, I have 25gp! Now that's a lot!
mic:
lee:
fancy:
kingnoob: what?
all but Kingnoob: nothing.
fancy: i'll buy this tinder box, this d axe, this box of party hats for 2gp, these free 12 packs of full rune armor, this newcomers map, and this level down potion...............level down potion?
siradam157: just continue you'll see what happens.
fancy:i think that's enough supplies for now oh and we can all where these party hats as clan uniform.
kingnoob: oh I'm thirsty, give me that vile of liquid.
All but Kingnoob: NOOOOOO, ah well he's gonna drink it anyways.
Drinks level down potion, then checks combat level.
kingnoob: oh yah I'm better than all of you! I'm level 50!!!!
mic: check again.
kingnoob: oh that's negative 50.
abk(all but Kingnoob):i can't believe he is our leader.
siradam157: he is the main character.
mic: well, then let's go to the grand exchange and get more supplies.
all: ok
fancy: put on your party hats and rune armor, except helmets, everyone.
amazingly everyone can put the rune on without the correct level.
mic: wait a second doesn't Kingnoob have full barrows and 100k?
lee: he should wear his barrows because he is leader.
kingnoob: ok
puts on barrows wrong, as in shirt on legs and legs on body.
abk: put it on right!
kingnoob: ok ok.
siradam157: the chapter is over so all of you be quiet so I can stop writing. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
28-Nov-2008 05:28:14 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 08:37:48 by Sirapyro
Chapter6 - The grand exchange
kingnoob: get this ugly hairy person away from me!
fancy: that's a barbarian.
kingnoob:bless you.
The group leaves barbarian village and continues towards Varrock.
kingnoob:man, that city was so fancy and exotic!lee:
mic:
fancy:
kingnoob:what?...Oh look, another dull city.
fancy: -does a back flip to get behind Kingnoob and then kicks him 20ft forward.-
mic and lee: whoa!
Fancy: Yah, I'm level 99 agility and hunter even though thats off the topic.
lee: BYE!!
runs off to chase a girl.
2 hours later...
mic: now that we have lee under control, and we are at the grand exchange let's buy some stuff!
kingnoob: BUYING FULL DRAGON 25GP!!!
everyone: ...
exchange tutor:welcome, I will teach you all i know of this place one at a time.
The group gets in line, with Kingnoob in the very back. After a half hour Kingnoob gets his turn.
kingnoob: finally my turn.
Tutor: Welcome.
kingnoob: zip it and tell me how to use this place.
tutor: with that attitude...no!
kingnoob: do you know who I am? Do you know that I burnt down Tutorial island? Do you know I got to be a member for free because I was annoying?
mic: and he takes pride in those things why?
tutor: fine I'll teach you as long as you don't burn the place down.
18 and a half hours later..........
kingnoob: ohhhhhhhhhhhh now I get it.
Tutor: finally.
fancy: while you were busy learning a two minute lesson i
bought some stuff like: ddpx100 for 2k, back to level 3 potion, 2.5mill team-49capes, and another box of 8mill party hats for 2gp.
kingnoob: wow.
mic: he is really a noob.
drinks the potion.
kingnoob: i'm back to level three! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
kingnoob: get this ugly hairy person away from me!
fancy: that's a barbarian.
kingnoob:bless you.
The group leaves barbarian village and continues towards Varrock.
kingnoob:man, that city was so fancy and exotic!lee:
mic:
fancy:
kingnoob:what?...Oh look, another dull city.
fancy: -does a back flip to get behind Kingnoob and then kicks him 20ft forward.-
mic and lee: whoa!
Fancy: Yah, I'm level 99 agility and hunter even though thats off the topic.
lee: BYE!!
runs off to chase a girl.
2 hours later...
mic: now that we have lee under control, and we are at the grand exchange let's buy some stuff!
kingnoob: BUYING FULL DRAGON 25GP!!!
everyone: ...
exchange tutor:welcome, I will teach you all i know of this place one at a time.
The group gets in line, with Kingnoob in the very back. After a half hour Kingnoob gets his turn.
kingnoob: finally my turn.
Tutor: Welcome.
kingnoob: zip it and tell me how to use this place.
tutor: with that attitude...no!
kingnoob: do you know who I am? Do you know that I burnt down Tutorial island? Do you know I got to be a member for free because I was annoying?
mic: and he takes pride in those things why?
tutor: fine I'll teach you as long as you don't burn the place down.
18 and a half hours later..........
kingnoob: ohhhhhhhhhhhh now I get it.
Tutor: finally.
fancy: while you were busy learning a two minute lesson i
bought some stuff like: ddpx100 for 2k, back to level 3 potion, 2.5mill team-49capes, and another box of 8mill party hats for 2gp.
kingnoob: wow.
mic: he is really a noob.
drinks the potion.
kingnoob: i'm back to level three! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
28-Nov-2008 05:28:15 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 08:32:32 by Sirapyro
chapter7 - lee and love.
kingnoob:wow while i was logged off i learned two things first party hats are really rare and second im in a story!
siradam157:two things first you never logged out and second you only exist in this story!
kingnoob: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
fancy once again does a backflip and sends kingnoob 200ft flying this time.
??????????:wow that guy is a noob.
Lee:YOWZERS!
??????????:what? is there something on my face ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww get it off get it off!
lee:your hot whats your name?
??????????: oh my name is chi-chi337 but you can call me chi-chi oh and your'e handsome.
lee:uhhhh my first gf.
chi-chi:uhhhhhhhh my first bf.
kingnoob:hey wanna join our clan?
chi-chi: only if lee kisses me.
lee:With pleasure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fancy:do it after the chapter is over.
lee and chi-chi: ok.
kingnoob:yay we have a new member!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fancy:lets go to arndouge i hear that there is a sign up for a big contest.
all but fancy: ok.
kingnoob:lets go!
as he starts to walk he trips over that same rat and it once again bites his nose.
kingnoob:HAH i am used to the pain.
rat:why you!!!!!!!
lets go and bites place i can not mention.
kingnoob: oooooooooof that hurts............................
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OHHH IT HURTS OH IT IS SO PAINFUL OH SOMEONE HELP OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
HELPHELPHELPHELPHELP OH LET GO OF ME YOU DIRTY RAT!!!!!!!!!!
rat lets go.
kingnoob: oh not again that is it chapter over!
lee:
mic:
fancy:
chi-chi:
Join
The Questing Clan of RuneScape!
!
kingnoob:wow while i was logged off i learned two things first party hats are really rare and second im in a story!
siradam157:two things first you never logged out and second you only exist in this story!
kingnoob: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
fancy once again does a backflip and sends kingnoob 200ft flying this time.
??????????:wow that guy is a noob.
Lee:YOWZERS!
??????????:what? is there something on my face ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww get it off get it off!
lee:your hot whats your name?
??????????: oh my name is chi-chi337 but you can call me chi-chi oh and your'e handsome.
lee:uhhhh my first gf.
chi-chi:uhhhhhhhh my first bf.
kingnoob:hey wanna join our clan?
chi-chi: only if lee kisses me.
lee:With pleasure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fancy:do it after the chapter is over.
lee and chi-chi: ok.
kingnoob:yay we have a new member!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fancy:lets go to arndouge i hear that there is a sign up for a big contest.
all but fancy: ok.
kingnoob:lets go!
as he starts to walk he trips over that same rat and it once again bites his nose.
kingnoob:HAH i am used to the pain.
rat:why you!!!!!!!
lets go and bites place i can not mention.
kingnoob: oooooooooof that hurts............................
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OHHH IT HURTS OH IT IS SO PAINFUL OH SOMEONE HELP OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
HELPHELPHELPHELPHELP OH LET GO OF ME YOU DIRTY RAT!!!!!!!!!!
rat lets go.
kingnoob: oh not again that is it chapter over!
lee:
mic:
fancy:
chi-chi:
Join
The Questing Clan of RuneScape!
!
28-Nov-2008 05:28:16 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:51:51 by Sirapyro
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