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Chapter37 - A new killer.


kingnoob:when are we gonna go lose a fight?

lee:first we are going to win and second i dont know!

kingnoob:

lizzy:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

laugh:ignore him we half to continue getting supplies.

rainrain: oh yeah.

takes out bag as big as the k.b.d.

abk:

frugoo:it is full of food!

lee:well we dont have a food problem now.

nubles:that is for sure.

????????: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingnoob:who are you?

lee:yah who are you?

krazy:tell us!

????????:no that is none of your business!

siradam157:his name is stinky333 or stinky.

stinky: oh you stink siradam157!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingnoob:

stinky jumps at kingnoob with a knife.

lizzy:ive got it.

uses telethor to wild!

stinky:w....where am i?

rat:among friends.

griffo:this is stinky333 a hater of noobs

stinky:that is right.

rat:join my clan!!!!!!!!!!!!

stinky: ok now lets go take down kingnoob!

dante:we are going to in a clan war.

stinky: oh........i can wait.

and so the villains wait eagerly for the n.o.o.b. clan...........huh?what is this.

on the tallest wild mountain..........

?????????:so they want to kill kingnoobs clan huh? they will not get there hands on that clan!

jumps towards rats base.

?????????:huh?

kromnar:you not going any where.................LD! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter38 - Laughs dad.


ld:let me go you goblin scum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kromnar:no! rat come here!

rat:ah laughs dad or as you are better known nitron456 the rat slaying champion of runescape!!!!!!!!!!!!

nitron:what do you want?

rat:to kill you after you kille my family they never respawned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nitron:im sorry i didnt know.

rat:well it is to late now!

about to bite him when a large metal pole hits rat.

abr(all but rat):huh?

rat:what was that?it hurt.

????????????:dont worry nitron ill save you.

breaks the cage nitron is in and waps kromnar and rat back inside the temple.

nitron:i know those moves it is good to see you old buddy.

????????????:good to see you two.

nitron:so mighty slayer or should i call you by your real name?

mightyslayer:my real name.

nitron: ok then hello bombs9374957.

bomb:hello.

nitron:lol!

bomb:now lets get out of here and fast!

nitron: ok im right behind you.

so the two dodge pker after pker until they get out of the wild safely.

bomb:where is laugh your son?

nitron:i was kidnapped at the great wall of guthix and i havent seen him since.

bomb:i will help you find him if my life depends on it!!!!!!!!!

just then the n.o.o.b. clan walks by.

bomb picks up laugh by the head.

bomb:see i found him.

laugh: DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nitron:LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lee: ok you over did it with the exclamation points.

nitron: Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter39 - Recruitment drive(not the quest )


blue:wheresh are weesh goin?

lizzy takes away his drunkness.

blue:whoa that felt good.

krazy:sigh.

kingnoob:where is mr funny name?

lee:i get this one laughing is what you do when something is funny and laughs name is laugh.

kingnoob:i meant the monkey dude.

all:HE IS MISSING YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nubles:i still miss him .

lizzy:we will find him.

?????????:find who?

kingnoob:

?????????:i said find who.

lee: our friend monkey.

????????: oh.

krazy:great now we have two mysterious figures here.

?????????: oh sorry my name is ser(t)167 or just ser.

????????:and my name is coolz169 or coolz and this is mr.fwuffems my pet cat.

nitron:me and bomb are leaving.

laugh: ok.......hey meet my pet cat puss.

puss:meow*****.fwuffems:yo whats up.

puss:meow?

mr.fwuffems:no i am not a sleezy dirt bag!

they get into a cat fight .

laugh picks up puss.

laugh:they cant get along apparently.

rainrain:ACHOOOOOOOOOOO ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PICK UP THAT CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mr.fwuffems:sorry.

sprays no cat lergic on rainrain.

siradam157:dont even ask.

frugoo:hey they can join our clan.

kingnoob:yah i like the little kitty.

starts petting mr.fwuffems*****.fwuffems: oh yah thats the spot ooh ow not there.

bites kingnoob and rips up his shirt then scratches his chest.

kingnoob: ow.

lee: lol that is what you get.

laugh:coolz and ser put this stuff on.

ser and coolz put on rune and party hats.

ser and coolz:NEAT A PARTY HAT!!!!!!!!!!!

laugh:two more members of our clan.

??????????:three new members actually.

lee:CHI-CHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chi-chi:that is right im back.

kingnoob:two ladys now.

frugoo:be quiet b4 they murder you.

kingnoob:

laugh:where is fancy?

chi-chi:in burthrope playing chess.

abk: Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter41 - Remember the clan war?


lee:we are doomed!

chi-chi:wh would the ham armys join rat?

krazy:whatever the reason we have to win this clan war!

kingnoob: oh yah we are having a clan war soon.

abk:

kingnoob:what?

laugh:let me handle this lets go kingnoob!

kingnoob:where are we going?

laugh:to train!

two hours later.........

laugh:i cant beleive it you are lvl 30 and you died to a chicken!

kingnoob:it was a very aggresive chicken!

laugh:lets get back to the others.

laugh and kingnoob alk to burthrope again.

krazy:no success?

laugh:nope!

mr.fwuffems:lol that kingnoob is a noob!

coolz:yah.

nubles:dont say that he is cool!

ser:riiiiiiiiiiight.

nubles:he is!

rainrain:nevermind that we need to get ready for that clan war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frugoo:we cant beat the goblin army and the ham army!!!!

???????????:and the black knight army!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frugoo:yah and the black knight wait wha?

blackkinght:we the black knights along with the dark wizards are fighting for rat also!

lizzy teleports them away.

blue:hoosh weres* they?

lizzy heals him again!

fancy:we are going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lee:not really we have an army of our own!

abk:huh?

lee:i sent mic to get mgs army we could still win!

fancy:that army isn big enough we will never ever win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

??????:yes you will!

abk:huh? Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter42 - Remember me?


nubles:are you?

??????:yes.

nubles: OOKSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

runs up and hugs ooksie

.nubles:i am never letting you out of my sight again!

ooksie:you are crushing me.

nubles: oh sorry.

lets go.

everyone except kingnoob walks up to say hi to ooksie.(kingnoob didnt because he was to busy trying to eat a boulder that fell on his foot when nubles shouted.)

ser:so this is ooksie your pet monkey?

nubles:yah.

coolz:meet mr.fwuffems*****.fwuffems:yo.

ooksie:wassup?

lee:what did you mean that we will win the clan war?

ooksie points to the ape atoll monkey army.

chi-chi: oh.

fancy:we can win.

kingnoob:hey look at all of those zombies,ghosts, and skelotons.

lizzy:

skeloton:rat has recruited us!

lizzy teleports them to rats base without knowing it.

kingnoob:is it just me or are we going to lose?

rainrain:we are going to lose!

laugh:lose.

frugoo:we need more of an army!

chi-chi: oh i will go get my dungeon monsters.

lee: ok.

fancy:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

all:what?

dorkstein:hahahahahahahahaha(snort) hi fancy!

fancy:hiss!

dorkstein: oooooooooooooooook.

as he starts to walk away fancy grabs a yew long from kingnoob.

kingnoob: oh so thats what the game meant when the jagex mod made me a member the game said lvl 80 ranging here are some bows.

fancy misses 80 times.

kingnoob: let me try.

takes bow and kills dorkstein with his first shot.

game:congratulations! you are now levvel 81 ranging~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-glitch!glitch!-you are now level 91 ranging!

kingnoob:sweet!

ooksie:lets just get more of an army! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter43 - Back to Varrock.


fancy:how are we going to ever win this clan war now!?!?!?!?!?!

ooksie:look at this billboard it says army for sale in varrock massive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lee:we need to get gthat army!

lizzy: i will teleport *us to varrock.

nubles:no i will stay with ooksie and meet you guys in varrock later.

lizzy: ok right.

teleports everyone except nubles and ooksie to varrock.

lee:now lets buy that army!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fredrick:hi im fredrick here you go boss.

gives lizzy more runes.

lizzy: thanks now leave fredrick!

fredrick:hi im fredrick.

kicks fredrick away.

dorkstein:are you guys looking to buy the army (snort).

fancy:REOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hissssssssssssss!

dorkstein:

varrock guard:the army was bought by a rat.

krazy:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lee:wait i have a plan!

blue:realliesh?

lizzy heals him and takes his beer.

blue:hey!

lee:here is trhe plan!

kingnoob: oh oh i know this one!
aham!
we recruit a whole bunch of people for rat so that he has a massive army but we dont stop at massive we get him more and more and more and more and more soldiers eventually he will be so overloaded on people they will destroy themself!

lee:uh exactly.

rainrain:the world is coming to an end!

laugh:hes getting smarter.

frugoo faints.

ser:well lets do this!

mr.fwuffems: our clan is at stake!

coolz:if we dont win this clan war.

kingnoob:then our clan will never be famous.

lee:so lets start overrecruiting for rat!

all:yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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