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Chapter364 - Chuckie vs. 2654

Chuckie Carefully put Chris on the ground and turned around towards 2654. 2654 simply shifted his arm to become a sword.
Blue: Come on Chuckie you can do it!
2654: So demon, are you ready to die for your allie?
Chuckie: Are you ready to become scrap metal?
2654: If that was a threat then you are a fool.
Chuckie: *Screams and then shoots fire from his hands.*
2654: *Takes the full blast unharmed.*Pathetic dmon.*Scras Chuckie's leg.*
Chuckie: RAAAAH!!*Sprouts his wings and flys high into the air with 2654 in his hands.*
2654: *Escapes from Chuckie's grasp and pushes him to the ground.*
Chuckie: Ugh...*Swings claws across 2654's face leaving 3 huge scratches.*
2654: You seem to forget I do not feel mortal pain.*Kicks Chuckie in his gut.*
Chuckie: *Falls to knees.* You want to play that way huh?
2654: *Kicks Chuckie to the ground.*
Chuckie: Aparently he does...
2654: *Holds sword to Chuckie's throat.*Such a large opponent, but so little effort.
Chuckie: Little effort? Alright! You wanna see effort!?!
Chuckie: Grabs the sword and bends it all the way back. He then pushes 2654 ino a boulde and scars his chest even more.
2654: Now we're talking*Its sword straightens.*
Chuckie: *Shakes head.* You want to play? Let's play!!
2654: Such strong words for-
Chuckie lifts 2654 over his head and introduces 2654 and Chuckie's knee. When 2654 was on the ground Chuckie stuck his hand through 2654's back and ripped out some wiring.
2654: 2654-assasinate-dark king-master-1001!
Milky: Maybe we can help him.
Chuckie: What!?! He nearly killed me and you want to help him!?!
Milky: If we reproggram him them maybe he can help us.
Chuckie: If not?
Milky: Then you can turn him into a fishing rod.
Chuckie: Please don't let his help us!
Milkshake holds Milky up to 2654 and Milky just kicks him a little.
2654: *Eyes start to glow.* Wh-what is going on?
Milky: You are 2654, and my new servant. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:08:55 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:38:23 by Sirapyro

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Chapter365 - Now onto Derponet

2654: I am ready to serve you master in any way I can.
Milky: Well...
Blue: How did you get here!?!
2654: I simply used your "runes" to teleport.
Kingnoob: When were you made?
2654: I was finished a few weeks ago.
Milky: But...
2654: The dwarves are truly impressive with there wotk are they not?
Chuckie: Dwarves!
2654: What do you have against dwarves?
Chuckie: They're just so small...and it hurts when they kick your shins!
Hendrik: True that.
2654: Anyways, I come equiped with a sword on my left hand, and a crossbow on my right.
Milky: Who sent you to kill us?
2654: Umm...error. I do not have a name of the master but I do know who gave me my orders.
Milky: Then who?
2654: His name was Derponet.
Kingnoob: Can you take us to him?
2654: I am sorry, but I can only give you a location, not directions.
Milky: Then where?
2654: Wait...he wanted me to pass a message if I was defeated.
All: What is it!?!
2654: Humans are so impatient...
Chuckie: That's the only thing we can agree on.
2654: The message was to meet Derponet in the Arez temple.
Milky: The Arez temple?
2654: He also said something about the dark king...
Kingnoob: The Arez temple...*Enters a flashback.*
Kingnoob sees the dark king walkin through Varrock towards the wild. A few moments later he could hear the dark king say "down" and he was teleported to a secret fortress.
Kingnoob: Well...looks like we're going to the wild.
All: What!?!
Kingnoob: It looks like Saradomin didn't completely erase my memory.
2654: Now I remember...the temple is in the wild.
Kingnoob: I know, let's go we have a long trip until we reach Varrock. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:08:56 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:38:51 by Sirapyro

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Chapter366 - One way ticket to Varrock

Kingnoob: *Walking ahead of everyone.*
Blue: Wait up!
Chuckie: We're tired!
2654: Looks like I beat you in adrenaline.
Chuckie: Grr.
Kingnoob: We have to reach Varrock as soon as possible!
Mk: How about a break?
Hi: We've ben traveling for an hour!
Kingnoob: Alright maybe we can take a short break.
Chuckie: Thank you!
2654: I say we keep moving, the more we move the quicker we get there.
Kingnoob: I agree, but no one else does.
Scruffy: I agree, this is good excercise.
Wave: How can you guys possibly walk so much!?!
???: It's because they're strong.
Kingnob: *Stops.*You have caught me in a bad mood.
???: Oh i'm sorry! Did I upset you?
Kingnoob: *Eyes turn back then change back to normal.* Go away Dn2!
Dn2: I just have on offer. Me v.s. Kingnoob. If you win i'll teleport all of you to Varrock. But if I win, then I take your life!
Kingnoob: *Tightens fists.*Deal!
(time for a fight)
Kingnoob pulled out his long bow and quickly shot an arrow at Dn2. Dn2 easily dodged and charged at Kingnoob with a zamorak godsword. Kingnoob shot darkness from his hand sending Dn2 to the ground.
Dn2: I see you know who you are now. But you are still weak!
Kingnoob: Weak? I am not weak!*Shoots and misses Dn2.*
Blue and Mk: But...Kingnoob never misses!
Dn2: That's right...feel the anger!
Kingnoob: *Misses again.* Rrrr!
Dn2: As long as you are angry you will be even weaker than you are now.
Kingnoob: You are sadly mistaken!*Pulls out the orb.*
Dn2: So, you recovered the orb.
Kingnoob: You'd better beleive it!
The orb fires a purple beam of enrgy at Dn2, but Dn2 absorbs the blast and shoots it back at Kingnoob, knocking him unconcious. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:08:57 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:39:15 by Sirapyro

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Chapter367 - Derponet

Kingnoob laid unconcious at the feet of Dn2...
Dn2: According to my offer...I am to take your life!!
Chuckie: No!
2654: If you lay a hand on the masters friend I shall make sure you regret it.
Dn2: Try me!*Sticks his sword all the way through Kingnoob's chest.*
All: Noo!
Dn2 smiles and takes the sword out. The second the last bit of metal is away from Kingnoob his eyes open and were glowing completely black. Kingnoob took Dn2's sword and bent it in half. He then lifted Dn2 high in the air by his neck.
Dn2: Im-impossible!
Dark king: *Glares at Dn2.*
Dn2: You win! I will teleport you all to Varrock.
Dark king: You are going to teleport Kingnoob, heal him, and then I will make sure you feel a lifetime of suffering.
Dn2: Man I really need to start breaking promises.*Teleports everyone to Varrock and Kingnoob returns to normal.*
Kingnoob: That was odd.
Blue: I wonder what will happen to Dn2.
Meanwhile...
Dn2: Where am I?
Pack of demons: Graah?
Dn2: Of course, the Zamorak zone.*Eaten alive by demons.*
Back...
Kingnoob: Who cares, let's get to that temple!
2654: I have to say one thing before we go.
Milky: What?
2654: Derponet is expecting you, and he will not be easy.
Kingnoob: We know, but I think we're ready.
2654: Then let us move onwards to Derponet.
The clan moves to the spot in the wild that Kingnoob saw in his vision. He says "down" and everyone is teleported to an underground fortress.
2654: Follow me. I will escort you to the main chamber.
Chuckie: No! I'll do it.
2654: Do you ever know where it is?
Chuckie: ...Carry on.
Milky: One last question...does he have reinforcements?
2654: Scanning temple...Derponet is the only other living thing in here.
Blue: Then let's finish this.
Kingnoob: Derponet, prepare to be defeated for good! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:20:50 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:39:43 by Sirapyro

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Chapter368 - Derponet part two

The clan followed 2654 down a series of halls until they reached...an average door.
Milky: Let's continue!
2654: This is the door to the main chamber.
Kingnoob: ...Usually they're all big and fancy.
2654: Yes, but ancient people did not care for "fanciness" they cared for size and protection.
Blue: Anyways, let's get this over with!
2654 opens the door and everyone walks into find Derponet standing on the other side of the room. He wore metallic mage robes and a gold ring on every finger. He had an odd staff in his right hand. He had long black hair and a long black beard. His eyes were dark green and he had an evil grin.
Derponet: Welcome my former clan, to the Arez temple!
Kingnoob: Who is your master!?!
Derponet: You will figure that out eventually.
Blue: What are you even doing here?
Derponet: I'm looking for out final battle.
Hi: Then a battle it is!
Kingnoob: Now!
Chris holds up the cube and Kingnoob puts the orb into its slot. The combo fires the ray of energy straight through Derponet's chest.
Chris: Yes!
Derponet: ...*Puts his hand over the hole and when he moves his hand the hole is gone.*
Chris: No!
Mk: Looks like your plan didn't work!
Kingnoob: Derponet, why did you help us if you were an enemy?
Derponet: My master sent me to spy on you. I betrayed you when he told me to.
Rat: Who is it!?!
Derponet: Not responding. And 2654, I see you've disobeyed your programing.
Chuckie: If you want I can knock him back to his senses.
2654:

I serve a new master now.
Milky: *Raises hand.*
Derponet: A pity, you quit the winning side!*Casts fire wave.*
To be continued... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:20:50 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:40:28 by Sirapyro

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Chapter369 - Derponet part three

Derponet used fire wave but Chuckie intercepted it with his fire. Lizzy and Milkshake then both used earth wave and Ryan shot an arrow made from dragonskin. Derponet wasn't hurt by any of the attacks.
Derponet: *Snickers.*This is to funny...one man is stronger than like...30!
Love: I wouldn't be to sure about that!
2654: Maybe we should try suffocating him?
Kingnoob: No good, he's been killed numerous times. He always comes back though.
Derponet: Don't stop!*Casts water wave on Noppa.*Fight!
Noppa: Great, he's temporarily weakned my armor.
Milkshake: If it's a mage fight you want, then it's a mage fight you'll get!
Milkshake and Derponet cast spell after spell trying to catch the other off gaurd. 2654 also tried shooting Derponet but failed with every shot.
2654: I see why you hesitated fighting him.
Kingnoob: There is absoluetly no way to defeat this guy!
Derponet: *Casts an odd yellow attack.*
Milkshake: *Dodges and the magic blast goes straight for Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: Uh-oh!
Milksmoothie: *Takes the blow.*
Kingnoob: No!
Milksmoothie: Your fate si more important than mine.
Milky: Don't die Milksmoothie!
Milksmoothie: Goodbye little brother.*Slowly closes her eyes and dies.*
Kingnoob: No.
Lizzy: Alright Derponet, you have crossed the line!
Derponet: ...Hey! She jumped in front! I didn't attack her intentionaly!
All: -_-
derponet: Wait, what do I care? *Casts bind on Lizzy.*
Blue: Lizzy!*Smashes a beer glass on Derponet's head.*
Derponet: Dude! That hurt.
Blue: Really?
Derponet: ...No.
Blue smashes twenty more beer bottles on Derponet's head.
Derponet: Headache.*Wobbles towards Hi.*
Hi: *Holds out his foot, tripping Derponet.*
Blue: Nice.*Claps hands with Hi.*
Derponet: You think you're funny? Well take-*Rammed by Chuckie.*
Chuckie: No, you take that!
2654: Nice attack, but it was sloppy.
Chuckie: Grr. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:20:51 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:40:58 by Sirapyro

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Chapter370 - Derponet part four

Derponet sttod up slowly then cast ancients on everyone, 2654 managed to break out.
Derponet: So, you thought that you would just betray us?
2654: I serve my master, which happens to be Milky.
Derponet: No, you serve my mas-*Sent flying into a wall by 2654.*
2654: I only serve my master, not yours.
Derponet: If that's how you want it then-*Once again rammed by Chuckie.*Ok i'm getting real tired of that!
Chuckie: Get used to it!*Takes a bite out of Derponets arm but spits it out.*Ewww! It tastes like 100 day ravioli!
All: O_o

Chuckie: Long story, after Chisel puked it out my friend dared me to eat it...I ended up repuking it.
Derponet: To much puke talk!*Rammed by Scruffy.*
Scruffy: Alright Derponet, you think you're so tough? Then let's see you beat us!
Derponet: Fine!
Ooksie: *Jumps on Derponet's head and start pulling his hair.*
Derponet: Gaaaaah! Sweet mother of my mom! Get it off of me! Get it off of me!
Chuckie: *Kicks Derponet in the place you DO NOT want to be kicked.*
Derponet: Mother-*Falls to the ground.*
Kingnoob: Had enough?
Derponet: No!*Chuckie kicks him in the same spot.*Maybe a little.
Lizzy: Well we aren't done with you yet.
Derponet: So be it!
Chuckie: *Kicks him again.*
Derponet: Ok...this isn't fair.
Chris: What do you call fair?
Derponet: This!*Casts a huge fire wave.*
Milkshake: *Absorbs the entire blast and shoots it back at Derponet.*
Derponet: *Widens hi9s eyes and is hit by the blast.*
To be continued... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:20:51 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:41:38 by Sirapyro

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Chapter371 - Derponet part five

Derponet stands up after recovering from the blast. It is obvious that he is exausted.
Derponet: You think you're so tough?
Chuckie: Yes.
Derponet: -_-
2654: You are going to lose, just face facts.
Derponet: No, I am not going to die!*Casts fire strike on Blue's hand.*
Blue: Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Lizzy: Blue!
Derponet: Haha!
Lizzy:

Derponet:

Lizzy: Hendrik...do it.
Hendrik: Do-you don't mean?
Lizzy: I do.
Hendrik: But...you've never tested it!
Lizzy: I don't care!
Hendrik: *Creates one of every room.*
Lizzy: Alright Derponet, are you ready to be defeated?
Derponet: What do you mean?
Lizzy: *Casts a spell that uses evry room. The blast brings Derponet closeer to the death than he's ever been before.*
Derponet: *Gasping for breathe.* What-what was that?
Lizzy: It's called master blast! Only expert mages can use it.
Derponet: Really?*Gets ready to cast the spell.*
Milkshake: Hmm?
Derponet: *Casts the spell towards Kingnoob.*
Milkshake: Noo!
Milkshakes body started to glow blue, red, and green. His eyes flash and he fired a blast of magic much larger and more powerful than any other blast of magic. The blast destroyed Derponet's attack and hit Derponet directly. Derponet lay on the ground nearly lifeless.
Kingnoob: It's over Derponet.
Derpone: No Kingnoob, it has only just begun.*Fades away.*
Kingnoob: Noo! Grr! We still fail to kill Derponet.
2654: I have a feeling we won't see him again for a long time. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:20:52 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:42:45 by Sirapyro

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Chapter372 - It's not over yet...

2654: Now what do we do?
Blue: We should return to Kinoob, and try to rebuild it.
Kingnob: ...No.
Hi: What do you mean no?
Kingnoob: We aren't done.
Milkshake: Derponet is gone. It will take years for him to fully recover!
Kingnoob: Not Derponet.
Jolt: Then who!?!
Kingnoob: Gunundork and his servants.
Wave: You mean there's more!?!
Lizzy: Ugh! And I just realized that out powers work in here.
Hendrik: Oh yah.
Kingnoob: This is no time for celebration...Up.
Everyone is teleported to the surface and they walk back to Varrock. Meanwhile with Gunundork.
Gunundork: Antez, are we almost ready?
Antez: Yes sir. With this plan we will surely kill all of our enemys.
Gunundork: Show me.
Antez: Yes sir.
Gunundork and Antez walk onto a raised platform and what they see is an army of Gunundork's minions. Antez raised his left hand and all of them pulled out a sword.
Gunundork: I see that they are well trained.
Antez: More trained than any army in history.
DF: My lord, the noobs are looking for us.
Gunundork: We will cut them off in the land of hills. There we will duel to the death.
Back with the clan...
Kingnoob: Alright guys, knowing Gunundork he should be somewhere beyond the land of hills.
Kingchoob: This is it huh?
Kingnoob: Yes. After this fight we should be able to relax for a few years. But by then we will be ready for Derponet.
Chuckie: And I might hate all of you...especially 2654, but i'm not leaving anytime soon.
Rat: Admit it, you love us.
Chuckie: Ok...but I really do hate 2654.
2654: I heard that.
Chuckie: Grr.
Kingnoob: So, let's kill Gunundork!
All: Yah!
The clan runs over the first hill and see a wave of soldiers running for them. Gunundork led them. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:20:53 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:43:08 by Sirapyro

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Chapter373 - Gunundork's army v.s. No Obedience Or Bathing

Kingnoob barely had time to realize what was happening before he drew his bow and shot down some of the soldiers. Chuckie and 2654 were already in the middle of the fight killing off soldier after soldier. Lizzy and Milkshake were pretty much useless without magic so they through beer bombs.
Kingnoob: How did they find us so fast?
Blue: I don't know, but they did.
Hi: And who knew he had an army?
Wave: This could be our last fight...nonvictorious!*Whips a troop to death.*
Milkshake: How can we win?
Kingnoob: ...All we have to do is kill there leaders. If they're dead then the army will break apart.
Ryan: It has been my lifes honor to work with you Kingnoob. Now let's fight!
Chuckie and 2654 killed soldier after soldier...almost like they were in a competition(which they were)Gunundork saw this and he was angered...he sent DR to take care of them...
Chuckie: This is to easy!
2654: No arguement there.
DR: I beg to differ.
Chuckie: Aww! And just when things were getting easy!
DR: Well...you two creatures are no match for me.
Chuckie: Bring it!
2654: Me and the demon versus a pathetic human.
DR: Rrrr...*Puts a scar on both of there chests.*
Chuckie was enraged by this so he lifted DR into the air and slammed him into the ground. 2654 shot his crossbow rapid fire, DR barely dodged.
Chuckie: Where are you going?
2654: Return to the fight.
DR: Oh I will!*Throws a knife but misses.*Dang!
Chuckie: Pathetic.*Grabs Dr's throat.*
DR: What are you doing?
2654: *Pulls DR's fet down.*
Since Chukcie was holding up and 2654 was pulling down DR split in half.
Chuckie: Gross!
2654: Now I need to polish.
Chuckie: You needed to polish when we met.
2654: When we met you smelled like rotten tuna.
Chuckie: Huh? Oh yah.*Pulls moldy tuna out of his...pocket?*
2654: -*-
Chuckie: What? Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:20:54 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:43:33 by Sirapyro

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