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Chapter174 - The battle part 1

kingnoob:we have an army so you can not posibly win!

insandel:guess again!

an army of shadow mnkeys appear and start fighting off the army of animals.

ooksie:me and mic will help fight them off you guys just take them out!

kingnoob:right!

milkshake:alright insandel how are you going to win? you are majorly outnumbered.

insandel: (metalic evil voice)but you are clearly outmatched!

sends lightning towards blue but he barely dodges.

blue:that was close.

kingnoob:blue duck!

blue dodges an attack a black knight.

black knight:you noobs can win!

kingnoob:alright thats it we are not noobs!

kills all of the blck knights.

lee:time to die insandel!

insandel:and whos going to kill me...you?

lee:charges at insandel and manages to stab him.

lee:yes.

insandel:...heh..hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

lee:what?

insandel glows and lee feels the pain of the stab.

kingnoob:lee!

lee:bye.

dies of agony.

insandel:see i am invulnerable i!...

the sun starts to set and insandels skin starts crwling.

insandel:nee*ah!

covers all of the windows magicly so that the moon can not be seen.

kingnoob:i think i know his weakness.

laugh:as the moon controls the water...it must repel zamoraks greates of evil!

insandel:no matter...you are all still doomed! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 07:07:42 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:14:00 by Sirapyro

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Chapter175 - The battle part 2

kingnoob:guys we have to break those barricades to weaken insandel!

rainrain: on it!

laugh:rainrain watch out!

jumps in front of insandels blade.

rainrain:laugh!

laugh:you didnt trust me.

rainrain:i do now...please dont die.

dies.

rainrain:...no!

rainrain:ill kill you!

rips insandels blade from his hand but rainrain feels all of the pain from his own punches.

rainrain:this guy is invincible!

insandel:i sure am!

coolz:rainrain move!

rainrain dodges an attack from insandel then gets back to the group.

ser:how do we kill him?

insandel:you cant fools!

fires a bolt of lightning at blood but he blocks it with a chip.

blood:my chip saved me!

killed by a second flash of lightning.

terbans:i have had it!

starts caving the roof in on insandel but he easily places back where it needs to be.

terbans:all of my attacks are useless!

killed by a throwing dart.

insandel:all of your attacks can not hurt me in one way!

milkshake:he may be right.

kingnoob:now its 6 to 1!

ooksie:actualy me and mic warded off the shadows so it is eight to one!

insandel:no matter..i will kill you all!

kingnoob:you couldnt kill all of us on your own!

insandel:yes i...nyeeah!

kingnoob:look! mic broke a barricade.

insandel:useless beast-skin still sizzling-

kills mic and fixes the barricade.

coolz:no!

charges at insandel but is tossed aside..still alive though.

ser:we have to come up with a way to keep the moon on him!

mk:we have to lure him away from the windows and then we break them!

kingnoob:but we have no way to do that! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 07:07:43 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:14:52 by Sirapyro

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Chapter176 - Kingnoob vs. Rat vs. Insandel

mk: i think i know how to lure him away...but i will halve to sacrifice myself.

kingnoob:dont!

mk:i will do it for the sake of runescape!...hey in sandel come get me!

insandel:in sandel? oh that goes far enough!

tackles and mk and kills him.

kingnoob:now blue!

blue shatters the barricade then coolz and ser do the same to the other two.

insandel:nyeeeeeeeah! no! nooooohohooooo!

his body ejects a small rat from the skin.

kingnoob:rat!

rat:kingnoob!

insandel:nyoooah!

remakes the barricades to block the moon.

rat:thats right...come let m back into our body.

insandel hits rat away.

insandel(evil deep voice):i serve no one...especialy not you rat!

rat:why i oughta!

dodges an attack from kingnoob.

insandel:you people can not defeat me!

rat:looks like its a 3 way...but before we start.

bites kingnoobs nose.

kingnoob:remember it doesnt hurt anymore.

drops down to place i can not metion.

kingnoob:mmph! yah that hurt!

insandel:alright time for all of you noobs to die!

rat:insandel...i am your master i keep you alive...you can not live with out me!

insandel:silence!

hits rat across the room.

rat:heh heh heh.

transforms into inversion.

inversion:in this form i can take you back over!

blue:kill inversion now!

cuts inversion clean in half but a reg gas floats into insandel.

insandel:...you can not kill me...rat the ultimate! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 07:07:44 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:15:39 by Sirapyro

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Chapter177 - Zamorak

zamorak:...yes...insandel is doing all of my preperation for my plan and he doesnt even know im using him! the fool doesnt even know when hes being granted a privelege or his own destruction!

walks over to the mouth of a volcano and drops a stone into the lave.

zamorak:soon...my plans to anialate runescaope will be complete...and with kingnoob out of the way...it will be like taking candy from a baby killing insandel!

puts some sort of leech into the lava.

zamorak:heh heh heh insandel thinks he is my greatest power! he thinks i trust him! he is wrong! i dislike all mortals and he is my pawn in ultimate dominaion!

shoots lightning into the lava.

zamorak:no! this is my greates evil! my greatest weapon!

an elemental demon rises from the lava.

demon:what do i do first master zamorak?

zamorak:i want you to kill insandel...even if kingnoob is alive...you will smite him!

demon:yes sir!

walks away.

zamorak:heh heh heh now i will destroy all mortals who stand in my way...and the immortals who i have clearly used! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 07:07:44 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:16:11 by Sirapyro

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Chapter178 - The demon

kingnoob:ser!

ser:yah?

kingnoob:we have to break that barricade!

ser:i dont have anything that could help!

coolz:i dont think any of us do!

ooksie:look out!

everyone dodges an attack from insandel.

blue:we need something to break that barricade!

just then the demon that zamorak made bursts through the barricade sending insandel into masssive agony.

rainrain:how conveinient.

insandel:nyyyyyyyyah!

turns to goop and slides into another room to recharge.

kingnoob:i dont think that this thing is our friend!

demon:master zamorak has ordered me to kill insandel...and you if you were still alive!

kingnoob:zamoraks betraying his own servant!

demon:yes! and theres nohing you can do to stop him!

the barricade reappears.

insandel:i will prove myself to him by killing these noobs!

throws a sword at milkshake but misses.

milkshake:hah hah!

demon:it wont matter insandel,zamorak wants you dead!

shows his fangs and jumps at insandel.

insandel:heh heh heh!

ducks the pushes a sword through the demons neck.

demon:-gasping for air-maybe he underestimated you!

dies.

kingnoob:well this was anawkward chapter.

insandel:now then i am supposed to rip you guys limb from limb.

all:-gulp- Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 07:07:45 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:16:58 by Sirapyro

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Chapter179 - The vision

kingnoob:alright i am going to fight insandel and defeat him once and for all!

charges at insandel with a sword and enters a huge battle with him barely defeending himslef the whole time.

insandel:you can not defeat me worthless noob!

milkshake:thats it!

whistles.

serpant bursts through the wall and screeches shattering the barricade.

insandel:nooo! NO! NOOO!

milkshake:its working!

kingnoob:...look at the moon!

everyone looks at the moon...but something wasnt right.

blue:why is the moon turning red?

ser: oh no! zamorak must be destroying the moon!

insandel:so zamorak does trust me.

laughs then knocks kingnoob unconcious.

coolz:kingnoob!

coolz rages at insandel but is thrown to the side like a rag doll.

rainrain:we can take him!

insandel multiplys himself to equal the clans numbers.

blue: oh no.

rainrain:we have to take them!

serpant:nyaaaaah!

swallows a clone whole the sprays a yellow ray of energy at another.

ooksie:alright we have to finish this guy off before he does us!

meanwhile...

kingnoob:huh? where am i?

??????????????:i may not like you...but i dont like zamorak either...i will help you kingnoob.

kingnoob:...how do you know me?

??????????????:look at me...i despise you but i will heal the moon for you.

kingnoob:how can you?

??????????????:-laughs-all i need is some water to heal my face.

kingnoob:...im sorry...about what i did to your face.

??????????????:GO!

kingnoob pulls out a jug of mystic water.

??????????????: oh...well thanks.

kingnoob:alright...in the game you teach...now you will act in real life.

?????????????:right. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 07:07:46 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:17:29 by Sirapyro

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Chapter180 - The moon...weapon? Or big space rock

kingnoob:...-gasps-

blue:good! your awake...now can you help us kill insandel!

kingnoob looks in his hand and sees that he has some sort of amulet.

kingnoob:whats this?

holds it towards the moon and it starts to glow.

coolz:what are you doing!?!

blue:drop it!

rainrain:it will kill you!

the amulet starts shining even brighter like it is going to fire a beam of some sort.

kingnoob:whats happening?

rainrain:watch out!

hits kingnoob so hard that the amulet tays in the air and fires at the moon.

rainrain:you ok?

kingnoob:...

rainrain: oops...knocked him unconcious.

ser:watch out!

rainrain is stabbed by insandel.

insandel:heh heh heh.

rainrain:-swallows-bye.

dies.

kingnoobs eyes instantly open and he ties insandels sword in a knot.

insandel:dude! this was expensive!

kingnoob kicks him in the...can not mention.

insandel:~~~~~~~~~!

falls to his knees, and just as he hits ground the beam starts to turn the moon back to normal and reduce insandel of his magic.

insandel:noooo!

his skin starts crawling so much he looks like a black and yellow cactus.

blue:is it over?

insandel:raaaaaaaaaaaaah!

inversion is ripped from insandels body once again.

insandel:neeeeouw!

the jelatenous form of insandel grows twice as big...and twice as ugly.

insandel:neouw! neouw! neeeeouw!

invrsion:what is that!/!

kingnoob:its insandel!

insandel:nee**hahahahaha!

knocks blue unconcious then charges at kingnoob.

coolz:watch out!

pulls kingnoob out of the way.

milkshake:alright! serpant eat that thing alive!

serpant:raaaaah!

swallows insandel but insandel rips through the serpants throat.

inversion:fools! you can not kill that thing! it is not like anything any one has ever seen!

meanwhile...

zamorak:...yes...and it poses a threat to my plans. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 07:07:47 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:19:09 by Sirapyro

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Chapter181 - Birth of the Tikret

zamorak:there is one spell i have that can defeat insandel...he is threatening my plans so that is why i must do this!

pours sand,white rocks,mud,and grass into his volcano.

zamorak:alright...-chants a spell in a foreign language.-

the volcano erupts and a swarm of little creatures pour out of the volcano.

zamorak:alright...

casts a spell on half of them and they all grow to a human size.

zamorak:welcome to life...tikret.

tikret human:why are we in this world(in a deep clicking voice)?

zamorak:i have brought you to this world to destroy the being called insandel...he is a threat to my plans.

tikret:-clicks-

zamorak:...after the tikren have killed off insandel...i want the tikren humans to kill everyone other living thing in that caslte!

tikret human:yes master zamorak.

the swarm walks down the volcano onto an old pirate ship.

zamorak:i will help...and kill kingnoob!

tikret:-clicks-

tikret human:i know! but he is zamorak he can kill us!

*ikret 2:-clicks-

tikret human:we dont have much of a choice...besides we have always wanted to humans out of they way right? it is finally time for them to die! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 07:07:48 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:20:45 by Sirapyro

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Chapter182 - The Tikret strike

inversion:-backed against a wall-insandel...i am your master! you will obey me!

insandel:neeeeeooahahahaaha!

inversion barely dodges an attack from insandel.

inersion:kind of ironic that were fighting the same enemy huh?

kingnoob:meh!

swipes at inversion but misses.

inversion:i get it cant trust me huh?

blue:what is that?

everyone looks at the ocean and sees the loomy old pirate ship dock.

coolz:what is that?

ser:i think we are to soon find out.

milkshake:...oh no everyone run!

a huge cannon ball made of tikren flys into the room.

insandel:yee?

inversion:...tikren!

ooksie:what are those?

inversion:creatures of another realm...a swarm can devour the king black drago in minutes!

tikren:-clicks-

the tikren start swarming around insandel and start eating his flesh.

insandel:NYEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

devoured by the tikren.

kingnoob:look...they're leaving!

tikren humans drop from the ceiling.

tikren human:we have been ordered to kill you mortals!

inversion:i am a servant of zamorak...your master...i am your allie.

tikren human:we were ordered to kill all life forms in the castle!

inversion:so zamorak is betraying me!

jumps out of the castle.

kingnoob:i dont think that we can take these things!

ooksie:help!

devoured by tikren..

kingnoob:no!

blue:alright we have bigger problems!

tikren:-clicks-

tikren human:you mortals are doomed to the power of the tikren! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 07:07:49 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:21:25 by Sirapyro

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Chapter83 - Warding off the enemy

kingnoob:alright how do we take care of these things!?!

milkshake:we need some source of fire to do it!

???????????????:i can help with that!

kingnoob:you got out of my vision!

blue:...ok...why is the survival expert here!?!

survival expert:i was in the amulet...here is a tinder box and some logs.

disapears in a puff of smoke.

all(including the tikren): O_o

tikret:-clicks-

stepped on by ser.

ser:woohoo!

kingnoob starts the fire and the tikren start to run away.

kingnoob:its working!

after a few minutes all of the tikren had retreated.

kingnoob:now that thats over with...

jumps out the window.

blue:? oh yah inversion.

follows him.

inversion:alright...

kingnoob:suprise!

inversion:so...you ready to die kingnoob!?!

blue:you will have to kill me!

coolz:and me!

ser:and me!

milkshake:aaand me!

everyone pulls out a sword.

inversion:alright then...

screams and sends averyone crashing into the castle wall.

inversion:i am undefeatable! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 07:52:17 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:22:11 by Sirapyro

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