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Chapter73 - The begining of vermin end!

kingnoob:so you are saradomin killer!?!?!?!?!

sara(saradomin):yep i am sorry i didnt tell you.

ryan:huh what happened?

lee:you fainted.

ryan:huh i just had the craziest dream that killer is saradomin.

sara:i am.

ryan:

faints again.

lee:ill get him.

the group walks to lizzy and fancy.

fancy:saradomin?

lizzy:zamorak is overpowering him please save him!

saradomin seperates the demon half from fancy and kills it.

fancy:i.....i am free!

???:you are free and you are going to die!

kingnoob:IT IS RAT!!!!!!!!!

rat:yes muahahahahahahahaahahaha!

jumps at kingnoob with his teeth.

kingnoob:.......hit him.............now!

ooksie:waps him with his tail.

nubles:good job ooksie.

ooksie:

rat:you will have to do better than that!

scruffy:i will get him!

kbd:get what i cant see the enemy!

master:you can go home now.

kbd: ok.

flies away.

ser: ok rat lets do this!

takes out duel scimatars.

frugoo:i have been waiting to do this for a long time now!

mic:you will never hurt anyone again!

blue:this is your end rat!

mr.fwuffems:dinner!

rat:im not scared of you guys!!!!!.........i am scared of the cat though.

ryan: of course.

rat flips and takes all of there weapons.

rat:who will win now!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

clock:12:00pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ground shakes and the sound of bells fill the air.

kingnoob:what is happening!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ser:it is christmas!!!

rat:huh?

a bag full of weapons falls from the sky.

kingnoob:looks like santa wanted a rat free christmas! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 16:59:31 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:21:56 by Sirapyro

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Chapter74 - The end of rat

kingnoob: ok rat it has finaly come down to this.......your death!!!

rat: i dont think so!

takes away kingnoobs weapons.

slow motion.

jumps at kingnoob with tps(teeth poisoned).

kingnoob:nooooo!

rainrain:hmmmmmmmmmmm.

throws a chicken in front of rat and rat kills it.

kelteo:-face turning red and legs shaking-OH NO YOU DIDNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rat:uh-oh.

end slow motion.

kingnoob: oosh look at kelteo attack him.

ryan: oosh he jut bit rat.

rainrain:when did i get ketchup on my face.......wait there is no ketchup yet...........EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

chi-chi:that has to hurt.

nubles:i have never seen a rat cry like that before.

lee:neither have i.

mic:i dont thinkl i have seen any one cry like that before.

sara:neither have i and i see everyone crying!

kingnoob:now that is hard to believe.

kelteo calms down.

rat:-gasping for air-

kingnoob: alright rat it is time!

stabs rat.

rat(before he dies):there is another leader besides me.

dies.

kingnoob:it is done..............but rat said that there is another leader.

ryan: oh come on who could be more vil that rat?

sara:................ O_o

.

it shows ontop of nitrons castle nitron standing on the highges* peak.

nitron:if you want something done right...........

skin rips apart and reveals zamorak.

zammy:you have to do it your self!!!!!!!!!!!! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 16:59:32 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:22:53 by Sirapyro

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Chapter75 - Partying to early.

kingnoob:we killed rat but if we turn the world back to normal then we cant kill the other evil leader.

player:w...what did you say? you killed rat!?!?!?!?!?!

kingnoob:yah.

player:hey everyone the plague is over rat is dead his reign is done!!!!

at least 500 players come and parade rats death.

lee:wow.

announcer:do you remember me noob clan........my my you guys have gotten big in clan size.

ryan:ummmmmm who are you?

kingnoob,lee,chi-chi,mic,fancy,nubles and ooksie: oh yeah you are the arndouge king and queen contest announcer.

all but the people i put above:huh?

lee:why are you here?

announcer:for killing rat you will all be getting great rewards from all of runescape but this is my reward to lee and chi-chi.

lee and chi-chi:what is it?

announcer:well i will take you guys to arndouge and i will help you guys fill in the contest requirments and you two will instantly become king and queen.

lee:are you kidding me?

chi-chi:we are going to become king and queen of arndouge!

announcer:come on now lets go.

gets into a chariot.

lee:well guys i guess this is it.

chi-chi:yah guys bye.

everyone says there goodbyes to lee and chi-chi nand then lee and chi-chi leave to become king and queen of arndouge.

kingnoob:i will miss the both.

nubles:well we arent gone.

kingnoob: i know.

krazy:it wont be easy but we will manage to kill this new leader.

lizzy:no matter what it takes we will defeat him! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 16:59:32 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:23:42 by Sirapyro

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Chapter76 - Who is Ryan anyways?

kingnoob:alright lets go kill this dark emperor.

ryan:yah!

mic:hmmmmmm.

ryan:what?

mic:when we met you you just seemed to come out of nowhere and you are really eager to fight all of the time.

ryan:so?

krazy:yah why is that?

sara:stop we have more importan issues at hand.

kingnoob:right sorry.

nubles:where is this dark castle anyways?

ryan:it is on the top of runescapes tallest mountain.............whoops!

covers his mouth.

ser: ok that is it! you know something that you arent telling us!!

ryan:no no i dont!

coolz:then how did you know about the fortress.

kelteo:tell us!

mk:yah before we kill a chicken and balme it on you!

ryan:-gulp- ok ok i will talk.

mic:then we had better start listening.

ryan:alright i will start from th begining.

i was born in the secret cave city of nistanora and we were ruled by a vicous king named nitron.

kingnoob:that is laughs dads name.

ryan:anyways

he forced us to do terrible labor like power his energy wheels by hand and give him personal massages. the only reason none of us rebeled is because the cave had been collasped for 800 years and nitron was the only person that could supply us with food oh how he would work us just so we could eat! after 20 years..............................

kingnoob:wait this all sounds like real life which means that the earth must have gone 800 years in no time without changing the time mediavel time period!

ryan:yah i have been in real life all of my life.

mic:so we are not in our correct time.........oh well nothing really changed!

ryan:let me finish.

20 years after i was born the town finaly rebeled and broke out of the cave and then nitron moved his kingdome to the tallest runescape hill and i was thye only one to see him move it.

mic:so you were a slave!?!?!

ryan:exactly. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 16:59:33 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:24:19 by Sirapyro

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Chapter77 - Finding the tallest peak.

kingnoob: om so where is this peak?

blue:i dont know bu i think it is that really tall cliff in the distance.

krazy:uhhhhhhhhh.

kelteo:i think that is it.

ryan:yah it is.

ooksie:well then lets get started!

mk:well we have a long journey ahead of us.

lizzy teleports everyone to the base of the mountain except nubles and ooksie.

kingnoob:now then we must ascend this cliff!

mr.fwuffems climbs up really fast,mic flies up,lizzy teleports only herself up,saradomin floats up and scruffy found a path and ran up really fast.

kingnoob: ok then let us normal people climb up.

ryan:alright while you guys were busy talking i climbed up.

kingnoob looks around and sees only himself and coolz still down here.

coolz:well we should start climbing.

the two start climbing up the large cliffand reach the top after an hour of climbing.

kingnoob: -pant,pant-

coolz: that is my daily excersize YOU HEAR THAT DAD?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

sara:your dad says be quiet you twit.

coolz:~M~M~M~M~M~M~M~M~M~M~M~M~

sara:what?

coolz:nothing.

ryan:lets continue upward.

all:huh?

they see the cliff continues for miles upward.

lizzy: oh look there is nubles and ooksie.

nubles and ooksie climb up.

nubles:thanks for waiting lizzy!

lizzy:sorry!

mk:stop fighting!

mr.fwuffems:yes we have a long way to go!

kingnoob: i have had it! saradomin give me your holy crossbow!

sara:here.

makes a climb rope and shhots it at the top.

kingnoob:here.

sara:uh thanks. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 16:59:34 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:24:58 by Sirapyro

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Chapter78 - Continuing the ascent.

kingnoob:alright everyone lets climb this rope!

everyone starts to climb but mr.fwuffems and ooksie make it to the top first.

kingnoob:cheaters!!!!!!

mr.fwuffems and ooksie:

krazy:-gulp- im high-almost pukes-

lizzy:ugh.

kelteo:well the climb cant be as bad as the battle we are to have.

sara:......................true.

coolz:whoa!

slips off the rope and starts to fall.

coolz:help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

continues falling.......

coolz:nonononononononononononononono..........

saradomin catches him.

coolz:nononononononononononono.......oh thank you.

saradomin:whatever.

takes him to the top.

mic:alright is everyone up?

mk:no!!!!!!!!!

mic:sorry!

master:calm down mk.

ser:would you all stop fighting!!!!!!!!!! it is getting us no where!!!

rainrain:thats right!

frugoo:i think i can see the top!

they all reach the top.

kingnoob:

another layer of mountain lies ahead of them.

kingnoobs eye twitches.

kingnoob:nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

saradomin:calm down calm down.

kingnoob:no no no no!!!! i cant take all of this climbing!!

saradomin:sorry we are going to cut this cahpter short until kingnoob calms down but we will be back. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:12:01 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:25:41 by Sirapyro

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Chapter79 - Almost to the top of the hill...

kingnoob: ok im relaxed now let us ascent o the top of the hill.

after 87 layers of mountain later...........

kingnoob: one more i think!

blue:that is what you said on every layer kingnoob!

they climb another 143 layers.

coolz:how big is this cliff!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ryan:1000 layers why?

lizzy:

kingnoob:i cant take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

runs at the speed of light to the very top of the mountain.

kingnoob:wow that was fast...........

gets magicly pulled into the castle dungeon.

nubles:my kingnoob sesne is tingling he is in trouble!!!!!!!!!

mk:we have to save him!

mr.fwufffems:but there are to many more layers!!!!

lizzy teleports everyone up then uses telekenetic grab on ooksie.

ooksie:that works.

nubles:the castle of shadows..............isnt this zamoraks castle?

sara:exactly.

nubles:so zamorak is the main enemy!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ryan:nitron!!!!!!!!!

all:huh?

ryan:rumors said that only zamorak could be as cruel as he was to my people and i guess they were right.

frugoo and rainrain: omg so laughs dad is zamorak and that means that laugh was zamoraks son!!

mk:no you think?

mr.fwuffems:stop fighting!!!!!!!!!!

master:yah mk stop!

mk:fine lets just go save kingnoob!

dooor breaks down.

kingnoob:wow i didnt know i could use my human strength to break down the runescape door...............oh yah real life duh.

blue:you got huge muscles?

kingnoob:i was voted the strongest person of all time in real life.

nubles:no way!!!!!!!!!! i have all of your autographs remember the little kid that is always following you?

kingnoob: go away!

nubles: ok ok i will back off in real life.

kingnoob: ok..........(whispers)heh heh i got that guy off of my dads back for a while. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:12:02 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:26:16 by Sirapyro

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Chapter80 - The begining of the fight with Zammy

sara: ok guys i will handle zamorak now.

all: ok.

sara:zamorak!

zammy:ahhhhhh if it isnt my brother saradomin.

sara:yes we are brothers but you are way to evil!

zammy:but i like to be evil it gives me a good feeling.

touches a rock and it explodes.

sara:well it is time to kill you!

zammy:why are you all of the sudden confronting me?

sara:it was on my todo list why do you think!?!?!?!?!?!?! i am helping kingnoob kill you!

zammy:ahhhhhhhhh so sweet.

screams sonic and blows sara against a wall.

zammy:heh heh heh i have always been stronger than you saradomin and now you will never stand in my way again!

about to hit saradomin when a flaming arrow hits him.

zammy:huh?

kingnoob: ok blue coolz ser fire!!!!!!

the three all fire gasolin tanks.

zamorak is pelted with gasoline tanks and they explode because of the flaming arrows.

all:whoa.

kingnoob:that i learned at zezimas house.

kingnoob throws a tinder box on zezimas robe and he catches on fire.

zammy:raurgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingnoob:that on tutorial island.

takes some of lizzies runes and casts a spell on a chicken and it turns into godzilla.

kingnoob:and that was a joke made by the mage tutor.

mage tutor:it wasnt a joke!

zamorak kills him and godzilla and puts out the flames.

kingnoob:alright zammy!

zammy is about to kill kingnoob when...............

gaurd:fire!!!!!!

flaming rock hits zamorak in the back of the head.

gaurds:make way for the king and queen.

kingnoob:it cant be. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:12:02 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:27:04 by Sirapyro

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Chapter81 - Reinforcements...for both.

kingnoob:LEE!!!!!!!CHI-CHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you guys came to help us.

lee:that is right.

chi-chi:gaurds............attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

gaurds:yaaaargh..............eek it is zamorak run!!!

kingnoob:at least we have you two as reinforcements.

coolz:help!!!!!!!!1 sara is still out cold!

ser:wait i dont remember sara going out cold........aaaah!

zamorak whips him with his whips of evil and sers eyes turn blood red.

coolz:ser what are you doing with that sword?

about to kill coolz when........

rainrain:it is risky but........

throws a chicken in his way.

kelteo:I HAVE HAD IT I AM NOT GOING TO HOLD BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rainrain only lets kelteo slap ser really hard then pulls him away until he calms down.

ser:huh?what happened?

mr.fwuffems:he is free!

kelteo:LOOK ZAMORAK HAS ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!

zombie:yo wassup?

mk:harpoon!

zombie:?

mk throws a harpoon at the zombie.

zombie:rrrgle.

comes back to life.

scruffy:no no no!

zombie:time to die puppy dog!

a shadow covers the zombie.

scruffy:

.................... ^_^

zombie:what?

turns around.

zombie: ah geez.

mic:yah i thought so.

picks up the zombie and throws him over the edge.

zombie:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!

at the bottom of the cliff.........

griffo:i cant believe rat is dead.

2nd:me neither.

the zombie falls in front of them.

griffo:HOLY!

2nd:there is someone up in zamoraks castle.........

both:kingnoob!!!!!!

they start to climb up the cliff.

up in zamoraks castle.

sara:..............huh? what happened?

master:zamorak almost killed you.

sara: oh yeah we have to defeat zamorak! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:12:03 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:27:48 by Sirapyro

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Chapter82 - It worked once, so why not again?

fancy:alright i counted 100 zombies and............19 of us!

ser:yah that is a problem.

ryan:how are we going to kill 100 zombies...........and a god!

master:it isnt possible.

blue:i think that if lizzy helps me i can take out the zombies.

lizzy:huh...........no! you can really die this time.

blue:that is a risk i am willing to take.

lizzy:alright i will teleport you the supplies.

a keg and a chariot appear.

blue:here i go.

drinks the keg and gets into the chariot.

lizzy:be careful.

blue:

dont worry.

leaves in the chariot.

blue:come and*h get shome!!!!!

starts running over and killing all of the zombies.

zamorak:hey stop that was all of the zombie runes i had now i cant make anymore zombies!......grrrrrrrr!

slow motion.

shoots a lighting bolt at blue.

lizzy:? blue move!!!!!!!!!

blue:

ryan:hmmmmmmmmm.

blue:nosh!

ryan jumps in front of the lighting bolt.

end slowmotion.

ryan:rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!

the lighting stops and ryan falls over.

lizzy heals blue from being drunk and brings ryan back to the small fort.

lee:ryan!

ryan:

hi guys.

scruffy:are you ok?

ryan:yah sure -cough- but i have a confession to make.

kingnoob:what is it?

ryan:my story was a lie

nitron was a very fair ruler he ruled over the people of the cave city for years.
one day i.........or zamorak........

all:you were zamorak!

ryan:i was the origanal zamorak anyways

one day i or zamorak came and started to terrorize the city but nitron would not stand for it but he knew he could not defeat me so he casted a spell that turned me into a human but turned himself into zamorak and wiped everyones mind that is when my story i said earlier takes place after nitron became zamorak.

sara:you will rest in peace now you are no longer zammy so i will allow you to rest in peace. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:12:04 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:28:25 by Sirapyro

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