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Chapter83 - Can't have a funeral in a war!

ryan dies.

all:

ooksie:he..........was very brave.

nubles:and a good friend.

kingnoob:we will all miss him.

saradomin magicly buries him in the lumby graveyard(they are still on top of zammys castle)and sends his soul to heaven.

sara:it........it is done.

zammy: oh how touching to bad i have to kill all of you.

grabs sara by the throat and holds him in the air.

sara:n.....no!

mic looks to the right and sees a familiar face.

mic:hmmmmmmmmmmm-whistles in a loud tune-

the earth shakes very violently.

zammy lets sara go.

sara: -gasping for air-

zammy:what is that?

mic:your worst nightmare -mg and his army come up the mountain just as he says that and they all stampede zamorak.-

zamorak:haha very cute but that isnt enough to kill me!

kills mg and his army.

zamorak:HOW WILL YOU WIN NOW SIMPLETONS!?!?!?!

master:hmmmmmmmmmm-whistles even louder than mic.

meanwhile deep in the wild...........

whistel can be heard in the wild.

a sleeping creatures eye opens.

back at the battle.........

kingnoob:alright that is it!!!!!!!!!we need bombs and we need them now!!!!

blue:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

kingnoob:what?blue if you have an idea then tell me!

blue:well i know a guy from another story and he taught everyone how to make a bomb.........sorta.

kingnoob:how!!!!!!!!!!

blue:lizzy!!!!! i am going to need at least 1000 empty beer glasses 1000 rags and a truck load of tinderboxs................zamorak wont know what hit him! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:12:04 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:30:51 by Sirapyro

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Chapter84 - Bombs away!

kingnoob: ok so how do these bombs work?

blue:just put the rag into the beer glass and then use the tinderbox on it then throw it.

kingnoob:simple enough alright guys lets fire with everything we got!

all:right!

everyone(except mr.fwuffems and scruffy)make bombs and throw them at zamorak.

zammy:rrg! stop it!

fancy:i think it is working!!!!!!!

ZAMMY: OW OW OW!!!!!!!!! STOP PLEASE!!!!

chi-chi:uh it is definetly working!

they run out of beer glasses and rags.

kingnoob:uh-oh! lizzy we need more supplies!

lizzy:i cant i am all out of runes!

kingnoob:

lizzy:no i will not call him!

kingnoob:

lizzy: oh fine i know we need the bombs ahem HENDRIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a bolt a light goes by and hendrik appears.

hendrik:hi im hendrik and here are your runes m'lady.

lizzy:NOW LEAVE!

hendrik:hi im hendrik ok.

leaves.

zammy:how do you put up with that guy?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

lizzy:it isn't easy.

lizzy makes more bomb materials.

nubles:fire!

kingnoob:we arent ready to fire them yet nubles!

nubles:no look fire!

everyone looks and sees a bolt of fire hit zamorak.

zammy: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

master:he is here!

runs and jumps onto the back of the fire breather..........the kbd!

kingnoob:now we have the upper hand!

zamorak:you think so huh?

all:yah.

kelteo:watch this.

zammy:well then you guys are just plain rude!

kelteo:what i tell yah?

siradam157:ummmmmm guys the script says he gets over it.

everyone looks at the script.

all:uh-oh! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:12:05 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:31:28 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter85 - Zamorak vs. saradomin and ??????

kingnoob:sara are you completely healed?

sara:yah everyone back off.........i will take him from here.

everyone backs off.

sara:-breathes in deaply-

mic:he cant do it by himself.

nubles:if he cant do it then no one can!

fancy:yah!

zammy:alright sara it is time to finish this!

sara:yes it is time to finish you!

zamorak tackles saradomin and takes out a godsword.

sara:no!

zamorak:it is time to end this saradomin!

about to stab him when.........

mic:stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zammy: oh what is it now!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

mic:i will not let you kill our brother!!!!!

a tornado surrounds mic and the force of it blows zamorak away from saradomin.

all:what is happening!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

sara:so that is where you have been!

zamorak:grrrrrrrr knowing him he will take saras side!

the tornado disapars and reveals that mic is guthix!

all in the noob clan:

guthix:that is right long ago i took the form of a dungeon monster and traded places with Hunter A'* monster i did this to see what humans do in a dungeon then one day this one-points at kingnoob-fell into the dungeon and brought me to the real world for the first time in my life.kingnoob has been a great frined and now it is time to return to the heavens after i do this!

soft yet dramatic music plays.

guthix shoots a beam of energy at zamorak taking away his life force.

zammy:no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

turns to dust and gets blown away by the wind.

guthix:zamorak is no now saradomin we shall return to the heavens.

saradomin and guthix leave.

kingnoob:mic is gone.

all:

kingnoob:coolz.

coolz:what?

kingnoob:give me the device that will change runescape back into a game.

coolz:here.

kingnoob:here goes nothing!

presses the button.

music ends. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:12:06 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:32:32 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter86 - Back to the game.

kingnoob:did it work?

nubles:i dont know.

kingnoob kills nubles and nubles respawns there(remember his ammy of return).

nubles:i didnt die........so that means that the game is back to normal!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile.................

griffo:almost there!

they reach the top to see that lizzy had already teleported everyone and had also learned to teleport monkeys.

griffo:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

lee:well farwell everyone me and chi-chi are going back to rule arndougne.

chi-chi:bye everyone.

all:bye.

kingnoob:i mean i am still sad that they are gone but since we saved runescape i dont fell as sad.

the ultimate jagex mod appears.

mod:thank you all so much as a reward for saving runescape you will all be given lvl 99 in all skills!

everyone goes up to lvl 130 combat.

kingnoob:we did it we saved runescape!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frugoo: one problem.

kingnoob:what?

frugoo:rat desrtoyed all of the eastern cities.

kingnoob:then we will just have to rebuild all of them!

nubles:lets only fix lumby,varrock,tarevlry,falador,canifis,port sarim,draynor,port phastmys,the dorgeshuun city,goblin village and barbarian village.

mod:jagex ha agreed to let you guys create your own city.

kingnoob:well then lets get started! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:12:07 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:33:05 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter87 - Rebuilding Lumbridge.

mod:take this supply cube it will supply you guys with unlimited building materials it will provide you with everything you need.

kingnoob: ok come on gang lets go rebuild lumbridge!

all:yah!

the clan travels to the spot that used to be lumbridge.

kingnoob:everyone look at the lumbridge designs from the cube!

everyone looks and sees what they need to build to fix lumbridge.

all: got it!

kingnoob:walks to the grave yard which is amazingly not destroyed and puts flowers on ryans grave.

kingnoob:we will miss you.

the clan starts to work.

kingnoob:lets rebuild the general shop first.

the group measures out the exact location for the shop and gets to work.

kingnoob: ooksie get me some nails.

ooksie:here...........-drops them on kingnoob by accident-oops!

kingnoob(with nails stuck in his face):it is ok.

takes one out and starts to build the walls of the shop.

in 2 hours the group had rebuilt everything except the castle itself.

kingnoob:alright lets get to work!

they build the fountains and lizzy makes grass.

coolz:yay! now we just have to build the top floor of the castle!

kingnoob:me,nubles,coolz,ser and mk will build the top floor.

all: ok.

kingnoob: on second thought blue you take my place.

blue:sweet!

they start building the top.

kingnoob: oh can you guys send some cinderblocks down on the pulley!?!?!?! we missed a space of foundation!

blue: ok!

starts to lower a cinderblock when the cable snaps.

kingnoob:noooooooooooooo...............!

gets crushed by the cinderblock and respawns where he was standing(they are aleady in lumbridge).

kingnoob:thanks!

an hour later..............

kingnoob:it looks just like how it used to.

a horde of people and cows come from the the left side of white wolf mountain and reinhabit lumbridge.

kingnoob:lumby is back! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:12:07 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:33:49 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter88 - Rebuilding draynor.

kingnoob:alrighty now i have scoped out draynors coordinates so lets build it!

all:yah!

mk:i am going to enjoy this!

picks up a hammer and starts nailing planks together.

nubles(hammering in a nail):lalalalalalalala.

ooksie:nubles! look at me.

nubles looks at ooksie still hammering in the nail..................smashes his finger.

nubles: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ooksie:lol my plan worked.

nubles:why you little!

they get into a fight.

kelteo:what nimrods.

a wolf kills a nearby chicken.

kelteo: oh no you didnt!

starts beating up the wolf.

kingnoob:yah nubles is the nimrod.

coolz:alrighty now lets heave up the walls!

they start putting all of the walls together.

kingnoob: phoosh now all we have to do is build is the bank and the draynor manor.

ser:no i built the bank already.

coolz:that means it is off to the draynor manor!

mk:rrg that place creeps me out.

kelteo:wimp!

mk:rrrrrrr!

master:mk!

mk:darn.

the clan starts rebuilding the draynor manor when..........

proffeser:what are you guys doing!?!?!

rainrain: oh hi i thought you would be dead.

proffeser:well im not so as i was saying what are you doing!.................you put the door in the wrong way.

all look.

coolz:huh i guess we did.

they fix it.

proffeser:that is good!

kingnoob:the draynor manor looks as good as........oh wait it is new

proffeser:alright i should get back to my studies.

starts to walk into the manor.

scruffy:..................wait!

proffeser:yes what is it talking puppy?

scruffy:i have always wanted to be a proffesers asisstant maybe i could be yours?

proffeser:sure.

scruffy:yay!............bye everyone.

licks kingnoobs hand.

kingnoob:bye scruffy.

coolz:draynor is fixed!

draynor becomes reinhabited. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:12:08 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:34:26 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter89 - Rebuilding rimmington.

kingnoob:this should be an easy job rebuilding rimmington!

lizzy:yah and i can reactivate the house portal.

blue:lets get to work!

fancy:yes lets!

mr.fwuffems:lets stop saying lets start and actually start!

mk:yah what he said.

they start working.

kingnoob:i need some rocks!

frugoo throws him some rocks.

kingnoob:nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

gets impaled by rocks.

frugoo:sorry!

kingnoob:its.............ok.

he rebuilds the house portal stand.

kingnoob:lizzy.

lizzy:right!

reactivates the portal.

kingnoob: perfect!now lets rebuild the shacks around here.

rebuilds the fountain which blue fills with beer(so he cant get drunk and lizzy wont get mad at him.)

player:a fountain! i am so thirsty!

takes a drink.

player:hic! that water ish strong!

-faints-

blue: oosh!

lizzy:well at least it wasnt you gtting drunk.

blue:yah.

kingnoob:alrighty now lets just rebuild the laboratory and melzar* maze.

thaey see that melzar* maze was never destroyed.

kingnoob: ok then lets rebuild the laboratory!

thay start rebuilding the laboratory.

2 hours later...

kingnoob:finally done!

players come to rimmington for house parties.

nubles:i love house parties! come on ooksie lets go to some!

kingnoob:but........nubles.

nubles:come on only for a few chapters.

kingnoob: ok.

nubles:lets go ***sie!

ooksie:alright im coming!

thaey go to a house party.

ser:rimmington is back! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:27:04 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:35:11 by Sirapyro

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Chapter90 - Rebuilding Falador.

kingnoob:alrighty now here are the designs for falador so lets get started!

all:yah!

the group starts by rebuilding the guide statue behind falador.

2 hours later..........

kingnoob:well that statue was pretty hard!

mk:hard!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! i am the only one that worked on it! look at my hands! they are bleeding!

kingnoob:well that is beside the point!

mk:well what is the point?

kingnoob...REBUILDING FALADOR!

mk: ok ok sheesh.

the group spends a week rebuilding te falador wall.

kingnoob:well that took a while!

mk:it would have gone faster if i had some help building it!

kingnoob:now lets rebuild all the buildings!

mk:by lets you mean?

kingnoob:just you.

kelteo:how is that fair to poor mk?

master:yah!

kingnoob:im kidding.

the clan starts to work on the structures in falador.

kingnoob:well just one more brick to be added on to the white knight castle before it is done!

coolz accidently drops the last brick.

kingnoob:why is it getting so dark?

mr.fwuffems:LOOK OUT!

kingnoob gets crushed.

kingnoob: ow.

ser: oosh!

fancy:that had to hurt!

blue:yah it did!

the group finishes the white knights castle.

kingnoob:lets contnue on the rest of falador!

the group rebuilds all of the falador and they finish it.

falador becomes reinhabited.

rainrain:falador is back!

Chapter epilogue

the group realised that they forgot to rebuild the makeover mages house to the south-west of falador and rebuilt it.before they could leave the area after they rebuilt it the makeover mage came home to lay flowers on the grave of his home but when he saw that it was fixed he passed out and magic automaticlty realesed changing all of runescape for one hour.(only skin color on the clan) Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:27:05 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:37:02 by Sirapyro

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Chapter91 - This is taking to long!

kingnoob:yah! what the title said!

siradam157:alright stop complaining i will fix it!.....sheesh!

and so after numerous weeks of work the clan succesfuly rebuilds all of runescape except there new town.krazy and kelteo decided to stay behind in 2 of the nemly rebuilt cities.

coolz:alright lets build our city and we will be done with construction!

ser:lets do this!

all:yah!

the group marks the area out and gets to work.

kingnoob:hmmmmmmmmmmm...........lets put a clothing shop right...........here!

the group spends an hour building the clothes store.

kingnoob:and a hairdresser.........here!

they build the hair dresser.

kingnoob:lizzy can you activate this house portal i built?

lizzy:sure.

activates it.

coolz:hey lets build an ore shop over there!

master:yah.

kingnoob:good idea!

they end up building the ore shop plus a rune store,a bank,a zoo,a watch tower,the summoning guild before summoning is even out, a 50 foot wall around the city,a castle in the center, a portal to bounty hunter or clan wars, the second grand exchange,a sword and sheild and swordshop,an armour shop,a mining pit,an anvil,a furnace,a fishing store,a party room,and a wc store.

kingnoob:well the city looks pretty good.

all:yah.

coolz:what do we name it?

all:...

kingnoob:i never thought of that.

blue:we also need a king and queen for the castle.

frugoo:and some workers for the shops.

rainrain:and the sandwhich lady!

mk:yah and the sand...........wait what?

rainrain:well sorry but im hungry!

coolz:um guys.

all:yah?

coolz:the real world gadget is missing!

all:what!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

???:and i have it! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:27:06 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:38:25 by Sirapyro

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Chapter92 - RAT!

kingnoob:RAT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I KILLED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rat:yes you did until.......heh zamoraks dust brought me back to life.

blue:huh?

rat:yah didnt you know that you can never kill a god?

starts transforming to a black creature as tall as kingnoob.

rat:hay always come back!

screeches with a sickening ...........screech!

kingnoob:what in runescape is going on here!?!?!?!?!?!?!

rat turns the game back into real life.

rat:now i will kill all of you...............just more gruesome than you did me kingnoob.

blue:.............bye! i have a plan!

kingnoob:rat please i was just defending myself!

rat:dont call me rat.................call me inversion muahahahahahahahahahaha!

blue gets away.

inversion:never mind him al that is important is that i kill you!

coolz:we will not allow that!

ser;that is right inversion!

inversion: oh i am so scared what are you going to do?

master:some how we will beat you!

inversion:i would like to see you try! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:27:07 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:38:55 by Sirapyro

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