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Chapter93 - A real calvery.

kingnoob:no please dont kill me!

inversion:sorry but..........you deserve this so called savior of runescape!

about to stap kingnoob when......

beer glass and rag bomb hits inversion!

inversion:what the!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

turns around and screeches at the thrower of the bomb.

kingnoob:b.....blue?

blue:i have more friends than you could imagine.

coolz looks and sees an entire other clan behind blue.

coolz:uh yah you do!

blue:mr.wiggles.............fire two!

mr.wiggles:alright!

throws 2 at once.

inversion: oof *of! raurgh!

blue:NOW!

all of blue friends:lets go!

kingnoob:...

sees the other clan fighting back inversion.

inversion:alright mortal fools prepare to.........

blue:bir! fire!

bir: on it!

fires magic like crazy at inversion.

inversion:you think that can defeat me mortals!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

bir:actually yes we think we can.

sir:................something feels wrong.

siradam157:what?that you are me?

sir:yah!

mk:just kill inversion already!

blue:we are trying!

mr.wiggles:hey roy i see an opening stab him now!

roy:alright!

stabs inversion in the hip.

inversion shreeks the loudest shreek you will ever hear.

kingnoob:my ears!!!!!!!!!!!

meanwhile.......

scruffy:hmmmmmmm?

meanwhile.........

nubles:wha?

meanwhile........

kelteo and krazy:what the?

back with kingnoob.........

kingnoob:no! inversion is gaining in on me!

blue:noob! you have to save that guy! he has a noob name like you!

noob:yah thanks for reminding me!

runs up and clanks inversion out of the way with a dragon sword that was on the ground.

inversion:raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

blue:we have to defeat him!

noob:illius! fire!

illius:right!illius tackles inversion and brings him to the ground.

ser:ding ding ding!

everyone stops fighting and looks at ser.

ser:

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28-Nov-2008 17:27:07 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:40:40 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter94 - Uh-oh!

kingnoob:thank you noob!

noob:your welcome!

inversion almost kills roy but rainrain tackles and saves him.

rainrain:we cant risk blue clan getting hurt!

blue:but..........

kingnoob:he is right get your clan out of here this is not there fight i cant let anyone else get hurt!

blues clan leaves and inversion breaks out of rainrains grip.

kingnoob:mommy!

inversion throws rainrain against a wall and jumps at kingnoob.

kingnoob:no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a chicken falls in inversions face and n a blind rage.........-gulp-kills it!

nubles:direct shot!

ooksie:alright krazy let the cannon fire!

krazy:alright i think he was about fire anyways.

it shows fancy with a red face and rabies.

fancy:i cant watch!

lets kelteo go and kelteo charges at inversion so fast he as a blur.

inversion:no please stop ow this hurts! oh ow ow ow ow ow! stop all i did was kill a chicken! oh please spare me!

kelteo stops.

kingnoob:time to kill you once and for all inversion!'

inversion stands up and his wounds all disapear.

inversion:and how are you going to do that huh?

kingnoob:-gulp-

then out of nowhere........

an arrow hits inversion in the side of the head.

kingnoob:huh?

master:who is that?!?!?!?!

the PLAYER takes another arrow and shoots inversion again.

inversion:th.......those arrows can hurt me!

kingnoob:who are you?

player:try to remember.

flash back

kingnoob:hello.

player:that is a bush.

kingnoob:im not talking to the bush i am talking to the rat be hind it!

player looks behind the bush.

player: oh i guess there really is a rat........you are still a noob!

end flashback.

kingnoob:no way you are the player from the begining of the story! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:27:08 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:41:19 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter95 - Player.

player:that is right kingnoob.

kingnoob:but why would you help me? you said i was a noob!

player:that was then..............this is now!

kingnoob:right!

blue:guys!!!!!! please help me!

coolz:ill save you blue!

coolz runs up to save blue but gets knocked aside by inversion.

inversion:so mr.color for a name you die first!

about to stab blue when............

a magical hand grabs blue and inversion stabs himself.

inversion:raaaaaaaaaaah!

blue:lizzy?

lizzy:i take back being mean to you when you came to the clan.

blue:i forgive you!

ser:a little help!?!?!?!?!?!?!

inversion picks up seer by the neck.

inversion:heh heh heh it makes me think..........why or how could anyone lose to someone as weak! powerless! and defensless as you ser.

ser:......

inversion:are you going to cry?

ser starts to shake and then his eyes turn blood red.

inversion:what the?

gets blown back and loses grip of ser.

inversion:what is happening?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

the ground starts to shake.

inversion sees something in the distance.

inversion: O_o

this is not good at all! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:27:09 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:41:51 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter96 - Ser the ultimate!

player:what is going on!?!?!?!?!?!

inversion:never mind it i am just going to kill ser before he does anything!

runs up to ser but a gust of wind blows hm away.

ser starts floating into the air.

ser(voice mixed between normal,demon,angry and metalic voices):you think that i am weak!?!?!?!?! you think that i am powerless and defenseless!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! well i will show you powerless weak and defenseless!

takes one 10 of players arrows and ties them to kelteos fingers then poisons 8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chickens at once then throws them all at inversion making it look like he killed them all.

ser goes back to normal in a nanosecond.

ser:3.......2........1..........-gulp-

kelteos eye twitches then he starts to twitch all over.

kelteo:m........m............m..........NO YOU DIDNT YOU INSANE MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

inversion:look kid i didnt kill those chickens your friend..........OOOF!

kelteo tackles him with players arrows still on his fingers.

player:this is bad because my arrows can hurt him!

scruffy:where did this black towel come from that looks like inversions face.............-pukes-

ooksie:this is pretty hard to watch.

rainrain gets up.

rainrain:looks like mr.chicken lover is killing inversion.

frugoo:that is exactly right old buddy.

coolz:i can not watch anymore i am sorry!

blue:this is better than boxing on tv!

kingnoob:...

blue: outside runescape of course

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28-Nov-2008 17:27:09 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:42:25 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter97 - Inversion conversion.

kingnoob:we arent converting him to the good side!

siradam157:i know the title just rhymed.

kingnoob: oh.

inversion:alright lets end these games and lets finaly kill kingnoob!

once again jumps at kingnoob but this time something totaly different happened.

inversion:i am frozen in midair!

tries to move but cant.

then all of the sudden falls.

inversion:what the bacon is going on!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

all:...

inversion:

saradomin and guthix come down from the heavens.

inversion: oh no not these jokers!

sara:i am sorry inversion but you are done!

guthix:yes we will now kill you!

inversion: oh yah but what happens if i.........

grows 3047230323422570.3038 times his normal size.

inversion:refuse!?!?!?!?!?!

sara and guthix:ummmmmmmmmm fly back into the heavens.

kingnoob:now we are dead for sure!

dramatic music plays.

inversion crushes the entire clan.

when he lifts up his hand the clan was not there.

inversion:huh?

kingnoob:w.....where are we?

he sees that they are all being carried by an army of monkeys.

kingnoob: ooksie it is the monkeys!

ooksie:i dont believe it!

bp:well yuo better believe it ooksie!

ooksie:alright lets take down that creep inversion!

kingnoob:whoa whoa whoa!

fancy:the monkeys can take him just let them go kill inversion!

kingnoob:........i........have an even better idea! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:27:10 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:43:08 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter98 - The FINAL battle.

kingnoob:alright this has to work!

blue:what does!

fancy:yah what does?

kingnoob: player! i need 800 gallons of the poison you have on your arrows!

player:alright lizzy it is a rare karamjan poison.

lizzy teleprts it there.

kingnoob:now i need a colossal beer glass!

lizzy teleports one.

kingnoob:now and ginormous rag!

lizzy makes it appear.

kingnoob:soak the rag in poison and stuff it into the beer glass!

they do exactly that.

kingnoob:lizzy i need 100 little rags and a tinder box!

loads all of the little rags ontop of the poisoned one and lights it.

kingnoob:alright lizzy on my mark throw it magicly at inversion!

lizzy tries to lift it but cant.

blue takes some of her runes and helps her and together they pick it up.

kingnoob:alright on my mark.................NOW!!!!!!

slow motion.

blue and lizzy throw the gigantic bomb at inversion.

inversion:huh?

the bomb crushes inverson then...........

bomb:sssssssssssssssssss..............

explodes!

kingnoob:everyone take cover from debri!

everyone manages to avoid all of the debri safley.

fancy:is it over?

the clan walks over to the spot where inversion last stood.

all they found of him was a rats tail and some ashes.

kingnoob:it is finaly done and inversion is dead and hopefully for good this time.

player:he is we can all feel it in our gut.

the group walks away and towards varrock.

...

...

...

a red gas comes from the ashes and has zamoraks face.

zammy:muahahahahahaha i will be back!

disapears. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 17:27:11 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:43:48 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter99 - The end.

the clan walks into varrock after changing runescape back into a game.

crowd cheering on the noob clan.

mod:mighty heroes you are all.......err mighty! and as reward for this we will allow you anywhere anytime and you will be known as the heroes of runescape for all time!

all:hoorah!

kingnoob:well guys i guess we did it we killed zamorak defeated inversion and saved runescape.

lizzy:yes we did kingnoob.

blue:wwe are all mighty.

frugoo:and we couldnt have done it if you never started playing..........then again this would have never happened if you hadnt started playing.

nubles:that part is true.

coolz:so very true.

kingnoob:.......you know what! i am bored of runescape!

logs out then his name disapears from everyones friend list.

kelteo:he deleted his file!

krazy: our best friend and clan leader.

blue:i know what we should name our city!

all:what?

blue:we should name it kinoob named after our mighty friend kingnoob.

all:agreed.

frugoo:i guess this means we all go our seperate ways now?

mk:i think it does.

blue:we will all meet again..........so lets continue with our runescape lives!

all:yah! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 20:30:53 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:44:20 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter100 - End of part one

And so, lee and chi-chi remained king and queen of arndouge and were respected greatly.blue and lizzy eventually got married and bacame king and queen of kinoob.rainrain and frugoo returned to castle wars and rebuilt it and became the owners of that mini-game.scruffy continued hlping the proffeser and one day was accidently mutated into a friendly wolverine.saradomin and guthix hide in the heavens safe from inversion like little babies!master and mk bacame lee and chi-chis noble knight leaders.kelteo started a chicken farm and i over producing chickens.coolz,ser and mr.fwuffems returned to yanille where they became commanding generals.krazy went to relleka and was soon voted the cheiftan because he was related to the old cheiftan.fancy became thelissas personal assisstant and griffo and 2nd are still descending zamoraks cliff to this day. a year after the end of this story a statue of kingnoob was built in every city on runescape. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 20:30:54 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:45:22 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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~~Part 2~~
Chapter101 - Part one recap

kingnoob:wow a room full of nothing!

survival expert:you noob you have burnt down tutorial island!

player: oh i guess there is a rat.......you are still a noob.

mic:like i have anything better to do.

lee:if we meet lots of girls.

fancy:i dont bathe anyways.

chi-chi:my first bf.

*oksie:stop bouncing!

nubles:sorry.

laugh:i have full of the final castle wars form!

lizzy:i will teleport you there!

nubles: ooksie!

kingnoob:giant banana!

blue: his*.

ser:so this is your pet monkey ooksie?

coolz:take that you goblin!

kelteo: oh no you didnt!

rat:did what?

mk: oosh!

master:stop fighting! it is getting us no where!

ryan:i will help you!

killer:im in also!

scruffy:um can i join you guys?

kingnoob:zamorak is dead.

rat:call me inversion.

player:that was then...............this is now!

red smoke rises from the ashes with zamoraks face on them.

kingnoob:i am bored of runescape.

blue:now lets continue with our runescape lives!

it shows three men watching all of that through a crystal ball.

???????:griffo 2nd i want you to hunt down and kill that entire clan.

griffo:yes master.

2nd:yes master.

???????:i will not fail you this time zamorak! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 20:30:54 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 17:36:40 by Sirapyro

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Chapter102 - The new begining.

our story rebegins in the heart of the anrdoungne castle...

???:chi-chi has the merchant returned yet?

chi-chi:yes he returned why you were taking your royal nap.

???: oh

??:king lee!

lee:hmmmm? oh what is it mk?

mk:there is a fued in the town square and me and master cant break it up!

chi-chi:hmmmmmm.

lee:what started this outbreak?

mk:well this man came up to the town statue of king noob and started to destroy it then someone attacked him and then it just became a huge mess!

lee:hmmmmmmmmmm well i know one person that could handle this

mk:who!?!?!

lee:remember scruffy?

mk:but he is in draynor lee! by thye time we get to him the fight will have destroyed the city!

lee:then i will handle it myself!

lee walks out to the town square and stops to look at the large statue of kingnoob that he had built for every city of runescape.

lee:-sigh-

walks up to the fight.

lee:alrigh break it up folks!

everyone backs off at the sound of lees voice.

civillian:sorry king lee.

lee:who started this fight!?

master:that man over there!

lee:thats griffo!

master:i thought he looked familiar!

griffo:well so you guys havent forgoten me!

mk:i have who are you again?

griffo:..I AM A MEBER OF RATS CLAN..err i was until you guys killed rat!

lee:we had no choice.

griffo:you could have let him kill you!

lee:..

griffo:right then everyone still wouldnt have been happy.

lee:thats right.

griffo:well anyways i have been ordered to find the real world device and kill the noob clan!

master:didnt you hear? we broke up the clan!

griffo:what i mean is everyone who was ever in the noob clan!

lee:we will stop your plans!

griffo:how? your entire clan is seperated and that means you are all defenseless!

leaves and lee goes back into the castle.

gaurd:king lee you have visitor.

lee:send them in. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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