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Chapter393 - The gathering part four

Chloe walked outside and met Milky, Chuckie, 2654, and Cerberus.

Milky: Next stop?
2654: Falador, we are going to go see Kingy.
Chloe: We're going all the way to Falador?
Purple: We're going all the way to Falador?
Chuckie: Women.
Both: Grr!
Chuckie: Ok ok sheesh.
Milky: Purple, can you teleport us to Falador?
Purple: Yes, but...
Milky: But what?
Purple: That's it. We'll have to walk every where else.
2654: We'll figure that out when we get there.

Purple teleported everyone to Falador, but in the same spot so everyone landed on each other, Chuckie on the bottom and 1654 at the top.

Chuckie: To...much...weight!
Chloe: And Purple is on me...she seems rather happy.
Purple: ^_^

Chuckie: *Flips everybody off of him.*
Milky: Now that that's over, let's go get Earthy!

Meanwhile an the other side of Milkshakes house Earthy and Milkshake were locked in the basement by more mercanaries.

Merc1: Is the bait set?
Merc2: Yes, the targets will be here soon. They should be able to tell us where the Dark king is.
Merc archer: And if they don't?
Merc1: If they do not tell us then maybe a threat will get them to talk.

Back with Milky...

Chloe: Umm...Purple is giving me the creeps.
Milky: (Why didn't Lizzy tell me her daughter wasn't "straight?" )
Cerberus: *Low whine, then charges towards Milkshakes house.*
Milky: That can't be god.*Bolts off after Cerberus.*
Chuckie: *Trips 2654 then tries to catch up with Milky.*
Cerberus: *Tears down Milkshakes door and tackles a Merc.*
Milky: Who are you?
Merc archer: Don't move or we'll shoot.
Chloe: I don't want to die.
Milky: We should be fine kid.
Chloe: Kid?
Milky: *Deep sigh.*What do you guys want?
Merc: Information. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter394 - The gathering part five

Milky: What kind?
Merc1: Where is the Dark king?
Milky: I'm really not sure. After the clan broke apart-
Merc: That was not my question!
Milky: I don't know.
Merc2: Then maybe we can force it out of you.*Holds up Milkshake, tied up and gagged.*
Milky: Milkshake!
Chuckie: Drop the old dude!
Milkshake: Mmm!(Yah, thanks! You're alot of help.)
Merc1: I'm going to ask one more time...where is the Dark king?
Milky: I think he;s in Kinoob...meat.
Merc1: Meat?
Cerberus: *Eye widens and he tears apart the Merc he was standing on.*
Merc1: Take it down!

The merc archer shoots his arrow at Cerberus, just as it was about to hit a crossbow bolt stopped it.

2654: Maybe Chuckie stalling me was a good thing. I was able to save the masters pet.
Chuckie: Grr.
Milky: Thanks 2654.
Chloe: *Throws a poison dart into the archers chest.*
Purple: *Trips the last Merc and stabs him.*
Milky: Good teamwork.
Milkshake: MMMM!
Milky: Oh yah.

Milky unties Milkshake and Chuckie finds and frees Earthy.

Milkshake: Thanks brother.
Milky: Any time.
Kingy: Uncle Milky? Why are you here?
Milky: Well, Lizzy wants me to recruit the children of the origanal clan members so...come on.
Milkshake: Wait, so you just want to take my son away from so he can go on a dangerous journey?
Milky: Yah...As long as Chuckie and 2654 are with us he'll be fine and you know it!
Milkshake: ...Fine.
Chloe: *Staring at Kingy.*H-Hi.
Earthy: Huh? Oh hi.
Purple: *Obviously jealous.*
Cerberus: *Loud bark.*
Milky: Oh yah, Gil.
2654: To Yanille!
Milky: And i'm pretty sure that there are others we can find.
Chuckie: Let's go! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter395 - The gathering part six

Tavelry, the next day...

Milky: Come on girls!
Chloe: I'm not used to being awke so early.
Purple: Neither am I!
Kingy: Uncle Milky...why are they with us?
Milky: *Sighs.*Becuase Lizzy told me to get them.
Earthy: Well, at least once we get to Yanille I won't be the only guy.
Milky: Umm...
Earthy: Only guy in my age group.
Milky: *Deep sigh.*
2654: Master, it is rather early. Maybe we should let the girls rest.
Chuckie: Even i'm not tired!
Milky: Ok, that's a first!
Chuckie: grr.
Chloe: No, we can keep going. If we stop then Purple might do something.
Purple: No!
Earthy: Girls...
Milky: Cerberus...
Cerberus: *Loud bark.*
Chloe and Purple: Ok ok! We;re coming!
Milky: Good boy.
Cerberus:

After another fifteen minutes of walking the group reaches white wolf mountain.

Milky: This path uis to dangerous for you guys.
Earthy, Purple, and Chloe: What!?!
Milky: Chuckie, fly the kids over.
All three: We're adults!
Milky: I'm old enough...just go.
Chuckie: *Flys the kids over the mountain.*
2654: Let's get moving master.
mIlky: That's probably a good idea.

2654 and Milky were almost on the other side of the mountain when the white wolves decided to pick a fight...

2654: I'm warning you beasts, stay back.
Milky: Cerberus!
Cerberus: *Loud growl.*
Wolf: *Snarling.*
Milky: Cerberus...stay back. You aren't strong enough to take a wolf.
Wolf: *Lunges at Cerberus who rolls to the side.*
Cerberus: *Snickers.*
Wolf: *Growls then quickly tackles 2654, knocking them both off of the mountain.*

At the bottom...

Chuckie: I wonder what's taking them so long.
2654: *Hits the ground.*
Chuckie: Hah hah!
2654: M-Master.
Milky: No!*Jumps onto the wolf and beheads it.*
2654: Ma-master.
Milky: 2654!
Chuckie: (Please leave him to die!)
Milky: *Picks 2654 up.*He's been practicly destroyed.
Chuckie: YES!!!! I mean aww.
Milky: I know you hate him, you don't have to fake it.
Chuckie: Ok. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter396 - The gathering part seven

Milky spent the next few hours making a sack on Cerberus's back to carry 2654. Cerberus willingly allowed Milky to do this but only because he knew that if he didnt he might get in trouble.

Chloe: Is he going to be ok?
Chuckie: No.
All:

Chuckie: Sheesh.
Purple: Well we aren't getting anywhere standing around.
Milky: You're right...Cerberus can you carry all of that weight?
Cerberus: *Nods.*
Milky: Then let's go.
Earthy: Well we still have a twelve hour trip from here to Yanille.
Chuckie: Maybe if our mage had some runes.
Purple: I ran out! I can't help it.
Milky: Stop! Now then, the longer we stall the more danger Kinoob is in.

McGrubbers woods, two hours later.

Chloe: Ok, I am tired!
Purple: Can we please rest?
Milky: Yah, Cerberus looks exaussted.
Earthy: Do you think 2654 will be ok?
Chuckie: I really don't care.
Earthy: I was asking uncle Milky.
Chuckie: Grr.

Cerberus suddenly stands up after Milky took 2654 off of him. Cerberus stood still for a second then darted towards the woods. Only Milky chased.

Milky: Cerberus! Stop!
Cerberus: *Stops and starts sniffing a tree.*
Milky: Just looking for a good tree?
Cerberus: *Starts to bark like crazy.*
Milky: What's up there?

A boy falls out of the tree.

Milky: Umm...hello?
Boy: Please don't hurt me!
Milky: Who are you?
Boy: My name is Art. Hold back your dog please.
Milky: Cerberus!
Cerberus: *Lies down.*
Milky: Hmm...Art...is your fathers name Hendrik?
ArtL Yes...why?
Milky: Follow me.

Milky and Cerberus lead Art back to camp.

Chloe: Who's this?
Milky: This is Art. Hendrik's son.
Purple: Hi Art.
Art: Purple? Why are you here?
Milky: You know each other?
Purple: Yah, his dad was my moms assistant so we met a long time ago.
Milky: Makes sense.
Purple: Art, ready to work your magic?
Art: Where?
Purple: Yanille.

Art waves his hands around and a portal apears. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter397 - The gathering part 8

everyone jumps through the portal and they land in Yanille.

Milky: So, Art is our one way stop to pretty much anywhere?
Art: Yes.
Milky: Wel, we need to find Gil.
Chloe: Well if he's a general he shouldn't be to hard to find.
Civillian: Did you say that you were looking for the general?
Chloe: Yes...
Civillian: Well, he went underground with his dad a few hours ago.
Milky: Great.
Chloe and Purple: We have to go into a cave!?!
Milky: *Sighs.* No. Me, Art, and Chuckie will go.
Earthy: Why Art?
Milky: If we need to get out quick then we'll have Art.
Earthy: I want to help.
Milky: I need you to protect the girls.
Chloe and Purple: We don't need a gaurdian!
Milky: My word is final!
Chuckie: Can I gaurd the girls and Earthy goes with you?
Milky:

Chuckie: I'm coming.

Milky, Art, and Chuckie search the tunnels for a few minutes and find large footprints leading to a darker part of the cave.

Chuckie: It's always the dark part!
Milky: Art, stay here. If you're attacked then teleport.
Art: Ok.
Milky: Alright Chuckie, let's go.
Chuckie: Ugh.

Milky and Chuckie walked for what seemed like forever down the damp caves of Yanille. Eventually they find a lit cavern and they hear talking. Milky and Chuckie enter the room to find Ser and Gil cornered by a giant monster.

Milky: Not on my watch!*Throws a poison dart at the monsters back.*
Monster: Graaah!*Charges Milky.
Ser: No you don't!*Eyes glow red and the creature trips.*
Gil: *Leaps onto the creatures back and stabs his heart from behind.
Ser: Hey Milky, didn't expc to see you.
Milky: Wow, you look a lot more fit from the last time I saw you.
Ser: I might be getting old, but i'm not gonna lose my strength.
Milky: Well, we need Gil.
Gil: What?
Ser: Let me guess..reforming the clan becuase somethings going wrong?
Milky: Exactly.
Ser: As long as Gil isn't hurt then he can go.
Chuckie: That's what everyone's been saying! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter398 - The gathering part 9

Milky: Alright, this is our clan.
Gil: Wait, this is it?
Milky: What about it?
Gil: Well, if this is the noob clan then where's the massive numbers i've heard about?
Chloe: Yah, isn't this supposed to be one of the largest clans ever?
Milky: Grr...Chuckie.
Chuckie: Clan large, clan get old, clan go bye bye.
Milky: ....Thanks Chuckie.
Chuckie: Sure thing.
Purple: Well, if we have to fight then we might as well gather more.
Milky: Well, there are a few others.
Chuckie: Like who?
Milky: Like Keister.
Chuckie: Keister!?! But...BUT!
Milky: I know, but he's an expert fighter.
Chuckie: Grr.
Milky: And we'll see if Kingnoob can spare any reinforcements.
Chuckie: I thought you didn't know where he is.
Milky: Do you honestly think i'd tell the mercs anything? Of curse I know where he is!
Art: So where do we go?
Milky: Last I heard of Keister was...somewhere around Kinoob.
Chloe: Kinoob...i've only been there once.
Gil: You're dad was part of the clan and you've only been to Kinoob once?
Chloe: So?
Earthy: That is kind of strange.
Art: *Waves hands around a portal appears.*
Milky: Let's go.

Everyone jumps through the portal and land safely at the entrance, except Chuckie who fell on his head.

2654: ...*Staticy noise that sounds like "hah hah."*
Chuckie: Grr.
Milky: Now then, I think they live somewhere towards the castle.
Art: Grr.*Makes a portal to the castle, Chuckie once again lands on his head.*
Chuckie: Grr.
Milky: Over he-*Hit by a metal pole.

Art quickly makes a portal and only Purple, Chloe, Cerberus, and himself got through. The rest were knocked out and dragged away. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:45:38 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:59:22 by Sirapyro

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Chapter399 - The gathering part ten

The mercanaries that attacked the clan dragged Milky, Gil, Earthy, and Chuckie to a secret sewage system.

Merc1: Who are they?
Merc2: The older one is a former member of the noob clan.
Merc1: Good, maybe we can kind the dark king now.

Milky stirred...

Milky: What hit me?
Merc1: He's a wake!*Quickle chains Milky's arms to the wall.*
Milky: Where am I?
Gil: *Wakes up, chained up.*
Milky: Gil, you ok?
Earthy: *Wakes up.*I'm kind of ok...except for the obvious.
Gil: Yah, where are we and why?
Merc1: We just want some information from Milky here.
Merc2: And to make it more intersting, if you refuse to long we'' drop these kids into the water, sill chained.
Milky: What do you want?

Meanwhile with Art...

Art: That was close.
Chloe: Close? No my friend. We are far from close.
Purple: We have to save them.
Cerberus: *Sad whine.*
Art: But if we go back then they'll capture us as well.
Chloe: Then we have to find that Keister guy. Cerberus, sniff!
Cerberus: ...
Chloe: Mush?
2654: *Low beep.*
Cerberus: *Darts towards a nearby home.*
Chloe: Man, this dog is fast.

After a few exausting minutes(for Chloe and Purple)the three reach a semi-large home. The word "Wave" was engraved next to the door.

Chloe: Wave? Why does that name sound familiar?
Art: Anyways, we should probably knock.*Pounds on the door.*
Door: *Opens extremly fast and knocks Art unconcious.*
Chloe: Wow.
Purple: Oh come on! I tried beating him with steel and he would not go unconcious!
Wave: I DON'T WANT ANY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!!!
Chloe: *Holds up Art.*
Wave: Oh, well if there's a boy with you then you can't be girl scouts.
Purple: A what?
Wave: Never mind it's nothing. What can I do for you?
Art: Therapy?
Wave: Sure.
Art: I was being...oh never mind.
Cerberus: *Low whine.*
Wave: Cerberus? Where's Milky?
Chloe: That's why we're here. He's in danger.
Wave: How can I help?
Chloe: Not you, Keister. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter400 - The gathering part eleven

Port Sarim citizens ran in terror at a rampage of beasts heading for Kinoob. Back with Chloe...

Wave: Keister?
Chloe: Please! Milky desperately needs help!
Wave: If you're gonna save Milky, then you're gooing to need more than a weak mage, a melee fighter, a portal maker, and a dog.
Chloe: That's why we wanted Keister...
Wave: You'll need Lee'* daughter and Hi's sister.
Purple: Woot! More girls to the team.
Chloe: Grr. Where are they? And will we have enough time to find them?
Wave: I'll tell you where Lee'* daughter is...but I do not know where Hi's sister is. KEISTER!

A man that looked like Wave did when he was in the clan walked into the room.

Keister: What is it father?
Wave: You're moving out!
Chloe: Isn't that a little harsh?
Keister: No, i've been kicked out eight times.
Wave: Heh, Blue serves me a little to many beers when I go to the bar.

Meanwhile in the sewers...

Milky: Look, I honestly do not know!
Merc2: Liar!
Merc1: We heard you say that you know where he is.
Milky: Dang.
Merc1: Now tell us!
Milky: Will you tell who you work for?
Merc2: No.
Milky: Then no.
Merc1: Big mistake.*Snaps and a brute walks into the room.*
Brute: *Picks up Gil and Earthy whom were still tied up.*
Milky: No!
Chuckie: Z z z...fish.
Merc: Dunk them!
Brute: *Throws Gil and Earthy far out into the water.*
Merc1: Now, where is the dark king!?!
Milky: I'll never tell you!

Fortunately this sewer is filled with fish...so when the first fish made the smallest of flops, the calvery awoke. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter401 - The gathering part twelve

Chuckie stood up slowly for reasons unknown and dove into the water. He emrged with Gil, Earthy, and the fish. He put Gil and Earthy on the land and the fish in his mouth. He then turned towards the mercanaries with anger consuming him. Meanwhile with Chloe...

Wave: Leah lives with Lee in Lumbridge. Ever since Arndouge was destroyed he hasn't gone back.
Art: Lumbridge it is.*Creates a portal and everyone jumps through.*
Purple: Alright doggy, sniff!
Cerberus: ...
2654: ...
Cerberus: *Walks three feet to a well decorated door.*
Chloe: Oh, I knew that was there house.
Art: Knocks on the door.*
Door: *Swings open fast.*
Art: *Moves.* Hah!
Ceiling: *Falls on Art.*
Art: Ugh.
Lee: Leah! More girl scouts.
Purple: *Starts digging through the rubble to find Art.*
Lee: What are you doing?
Purple: *Holds up Art.*
Lee: Oh, Leah! Someone.
Leah: Who are they?
Lee: *Eyes Cerberus.*Cerberus!
Cerberus: -_-
Lee: What happened to 2654?
Chloe: Some white wolves broke him.
Leah: Aww.
Lee: I'll take him to the dwarves for you.
Chloe: Actually we came to get Leah to help us save Milky.
Lee: Leah...
Leah: I know the drill...I can't believe he caught me even after I ran away!

Meanwhile in the heavens Hi was organizing his library when he heard Ics summoning of himself. He quickly huried to Ic's room.

Ic: Hi, your old friend Milky is in danger.
Hi: Omg! I have to help him.
Ic: Not you.
Hi: ?
Ic: Im sending your sister.
Hi: What!?! She's to young!
Ic: She needs the training. Ictan!
Ictan: What is it? Oh, hi...Hi.
Hi: Ugh.
Ic: You're going on a dangerous mission to earth.*Teleports Ictan away.*
Hi: Why didn't she get the big speech...and why did you want me here?
Ic: She already knew the speech...and i'm getting lonely.
Hi: Ugh. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter402 - The gathering part thirteen

Ictan reached Runescape, the rampage of beasts neared Varrock, Chuckie ate fish using the dead mercs as a chair, and the Leah joined Chloe and Purple...and Art.

Art: You guys don't like me huh?
Chloe: Not really...
Purple: Friends yes...*Staring at Leah.*"Like" no...
Leah: Uhh...
Chloe: Ignore her.
Leah: Ok...
Art: I feel left out! I'm the only guy.
Girls: Random!
Art: I can't wait to reunite with Milky.
Cerberus: *Sad whine.*
Chloe: It's ok Cerberus.
Cerberus:

Cerberus's all of the sudden stuck straight up as a young woman ran,almost tripping, towards the clan.

Purple: Ooh la la.
Ictan: Are you Chloe, Art, and Purple.
Leah: And...?
Ictan: ...I don't know you.
Leah: Grrr.
Chloe: Are you Ictan? Hi's sister?
Ictan: That's me.
Chloe: Art.
Art: I'm on it.*Makes a portal to Kinoob.*

Meanwhile in Kinoob Milky and the others escaped the sewer and got on Chuckie's back and flew towards the gate, just as the others appeared next to the swer.

Chloe, Ictan, Purple, and Leah: We have to go down there!?!
Art: And I thought two was bad.
Cerberus: *Nods.*
Art: I'll go alone.*Climbs into the damp sewer.*Wow, now I know why they didn't want to come down.
Cerberus: *Low whine.*
Art: Cerberus!?! How did you-
Merc: K-kid!
Art: *Sees a Merc, near death.*Who are you?
Merc: I am a mercanary...working for a woman named...
Art: Named!?!
Merc: Me-*Eyes slowly close and he falls into the cold, infested sewer water.*
Art: Well...that's helpful.
Cerberus: *Deep threatening growl.*
Art: Now what!?!
????????: Hello doggy. And nerd.
Art: Nerd?*Throws a runite dagger into the mans shoulder.*
????????: My dad told me not to take an attack.
Art: Then who are you and who's your dad!?!
????????: My dad is King mk. And I am Great mk. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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