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Dorkstein: What is this!?!
Scientist: I reset the world, everyone that isn't aligned with you has respawned, but it is still real-life.
Dorkstein: No matter! I'll kill all of them-
Suddenly the ground shakes and four figures appear: Saradomin, Guthix, Zamorak, and Fancy.
Dorkstein: ...Oh (bleep).
Zamorak: Dorkstein!
Guthix: You nearly destroyed the world!
Saradomin: And all its heroes, everything!
Survanet: *Appears.*You may be a Quad-zoner, but that just means you are just as pathetic as O_o .*
O_o: Hey!
Zamorak: Now, as your punishment we will release the one thing you fear the most.
Dorkstein: ...No! Please no!
Saradomin let's go of the leash that was around Fancy's neck and Fancy charges at Dorkstein so fast that Dorkstein didn't even have a chance to scream. Kingnoob had to look away because there were to many guts and blood flying all over the place.
Saradomin: Enough!
Dorkstein: *Half-eaten.* I hate him, so much.
Fancy: That was enjoyable.
Zamorak: I know, due to your nature you hated him.
Saradomin: Now, we sentence you for the rest of your life in the "evil maniacs prison".
Dorkstein: What!?!
Guthix: And I think we're going to ut Zamorak in there too.
Zamorak: Hey, I'm the victim here!
Kingnoob: All of you shut up!
Later...
Blue: We did it!
Kingnoob: Yes, but Kinoob is still under enemy control.
Monkey: We'll get it back eventually.
Ser: Yeah.
Kingnoob: Ser! You're back!
Ser: And I'm glad to be back!
Kingnoob: *Walks away from the group.*
Saradomin: *Floats up next to him.*What are you going to do now?
Kingnoob: ...Try to fix all the wrong I did as Dark king.
Saradomin: But, you don't remember that! You don't know who you truly are anymore!
Kingnoob: ...Yes I do. I am Kingnoob. I started as the speck of a noob but I was quickly a noob no more, only to learn that I was never a noob. It was then that I vowed it would be the end of a noob, of this noob, and now I am going to make sure that I am The Last Noob.
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03-Dec-2008 04:38:27 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:34:22 by Sirapyro

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Chapter530 - Epilogue

Since Runescape was now complete once again, the clan went back about there lives, like there never was a clan. However; Kingnoob disappeared after a while. No attacks were made on Kinoob, since they still could not create an army large enough to fight off the one in Kinoob. Otherwise, they all lived peacefully.

A few days earlier, just before Flare was kidnapped four stone slates fell from the sky. Each of them had a strange colored inscription on the. One purple, one black, one red, and one metallic. The black one landed in the Dark king palace, the purple one in the lava maze lava, the red one in the temple of The Eye, and the metallic one somewhere in the ocean.
One day before Kingnoob disappeared...
Kingnoob: *Walks into the Falador hideout.* Lizzy, Blue, anyone!?!
????: Kingnoob, or should I call you the Dark king?
Kingnoob: Who are you?
????: Who am I? My name is Moka, and I'm the leader of the NCOR. Kingnoob, your legacy is just beginning.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The End<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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03-Dec-2008 04:38:28 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:34:44 by Sirapyro

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Alternate ending

The Dark king slowly became Kingnoob again, the armor completely disappeared and he crashed into the ground, every bit of his Dark king power gone. Dorkstein knew that this was happening so he landed next to him.
Dorkstein: Well well well, this is a tad ironic isn't it? You finally catch up to me, and what happens? You lose all your power and I become the victor!
Kingnoob: You are a crazy fool Dorkstein. What will you do with the entire world!?!
Dorkstein: Rule it...I just want what all great villains want. But this time the villain won!
Kingnoob: There is no way that you will ever win!
Dorkstein: *Feels something hit him in the back of the head.*Who dares throw something at me!?!
Scientist I-
Dorkstein: *Throws his sword, killing the scientist.*That was pointless, now then.*Pulls out another sword.*
Kingnoob: How many of those do you have!?!
Dorkstein: This is the last. Now, any last words?
Kingnoob: ...I...yes actually! O_o !
Dorkstein: What?
O_o: Hello!
Dorkstein: Who the hell is this?
Kingnoob: He's a smiley. And he is your doom!
Dorkstein: *Laughs and pees himself.* This noob? How is he my doom!?!
O_o: *Looks at Kingnoob.* "I am a super smiley with noob powers. I will now use them to restore Runescape."
Kingnoob: *Puts away flashcards.*Heh heh heh...
Dorkstein: What?
O_o: Iwanteverythingtogobacktonormalandeveryonewouldrespawn!
Dorkstein: ...Wait...NO!
Dorkstein begins to charge at O_o when suddenly everything stops, Dorkstein falls and sees the river filling, grass growing, and the city reforming. He stood up, he saw Kingnoob was already up; completely healed. But suddenly there was something like a shake and hundreds of thousands of people start appearing out of thin air. People who had died.
Dorkstein: What!?! No!
Kingnoob: Ha! Now this is ironic!
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04-Dec-2008 04:18:56 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:35:41 by Sirapyro

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