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Vala: Ha! Fools, haven't you guessed already? I am untouchable!
Hi: We figured you couldn't dodge forever.
Vala: Well you were wrong.*Suddenly she moves to the side and a shard of glass flies by and shatters against the wall.*What the!?!

Milkshake: *Casts inferno into the hole rapidly.*
Derponet: What are you trying to do!?! Overheat me??
Milkshake: Nope!*Casts earth bomb, and the bomb goes inside the hole.*
Derponet: *Punches at Milkshake.*You fool!
Milkshake: Am I? If I'm a fool then answer this: what happens when you explode a rock that's been heated magically?
Derponet: ...No!*Starts to attack Milkshake.*
Milkshake: *Casts tri-bomb into the hole.*
Derponet: *Stops, and stands still for a few seconds. Then he puts his hand against the hole and the rock inside the suit explodes, causing the entire suit to collapse.*
Milkshake: *Looking at the rubble.*It's over. Lizzy!
Lizzy: *Trying to stand up.*Look out!
Milkshake: *Turns around and sees Derponet floating above the rubble.*
Derponet: You didn't think a simple explosion could kill me did you? Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 02:10:49 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:30:33 by Sirapyro

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Chapter523 - The Za-Ge-Ru-Sha part two: The Dark king

Dorkstein: *Casts inferno from his mouth at Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Hit, but he keeps going.*
Dorkstein: Now where is that coward going?
Kingnoob: *Panting.* I've just got to get back to Lumbridge.
Dorkstein: *Flies higher.*
Kingnoob: *Turns around.*Where is he?*Suddenly he feels a shard pain in his back. It felt like an elbow crashing from above. He looked up and he saw Dorkstein above him.*
Dorkstein: *Pushes Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Falls towards the ground, unable to resume flight. Eventually he crashes into the ground.*
Dorkstein: *Lands a few feet from Kingnoob and draws his sword.*
Kingnoob: Dorkstein, why?
Dorkstein: Why or how? Wait, I'll just tell you the whole story.
Kingnoob: Ok...
Dorkstein: After that day, after you humiliated me I returned to the wild. But I was banned from being a chaos element because "I was to wimpy". Then the Revenant's came. They killed off my people and took me prisoner! I was tortured for a year, that's when I decided that I had enough! I killed them all and became strong, I sent most of your enemy's out to kill you as tests. And now it is my turn to end this cycle.
Kingnoob: So why me?
Dorkstein: You are the leader. You deserve it the most.*Brings sword over his head and down towards Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Sees the sword coming for him in slow motion. He sees something flash before his eyes, but it wasn't his life. They were images of a large man in a thick black armor. Then he heard a voice in his head say "Only when you are near death." After that he felt the cold, unforgiving, edge of the blade down the middle of his face. It sank in about two inches but it suddenly flew out of his head, out of Dorkstein's hands, and landed two hundred yards away.*
Dorkstein: *Looks where the sword landed, then at Kingnoob, but Kingnoob wasn't on the ground. He was floating in the air; his eyes glowing black and a black aura surrounding him.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter524 - The Za-Ge-Ru-Sha part two: The Dark king

Vala: *Turns around and sees Blue, wearing something she had never seen before: a thick armor made out of beer glass.*
Blue: *Pulls out a large glass sword.*Alright, now it's a fight!
Vala: *Pulls out her whip and lashes Blue, but nothing happens.*
Blue: This is my new age spell, you can't beat it!*Shoots a shard of glass from his palm.*
Vala: *Flips to dodge.*
Shard: *Passes by, just barely skinning her shoulder.*
Vala: *Falls to the ground.*Why you!*Kicks the glass, barely cracking it.*
Blue: *Grabs her by the wrist and throws her into a wall.*
Vala: *Gets up, her face red with anger.*
Blue: Aww, the little girl is angry.*Shoots more glass.* I wouldn't want to upset her!
Vala: *Dodges all but one shard, which scrapes her other shoulder.*You dare mock me!?!
Wave: *Hits her in the back of the head with one of the bricks.*
Hi: *Catches her by her hair and yanks on it.*
Vala: *Kicks Hi, and charges at Blue.*
Blue: *Hits her to the side with a glass mace.*
Vala: *Stands up, her arm bleeding.*I will make you pay for that!

Derponet: Hahahahaha!*Casts earth pelt no matter where Milkshake moves to.*
Milkshake: *Casts blaze, only to have it corrupted by the rocks.*
Derponet: *Evil grin.*You can't run forever!
Milkshake: *Casts shield.*
Derponet: Protecting yourself, that's original!*Casts engulf and the shield is broken.*
Milkshake: *Panting.*I won't lose!
Lizzy: *Gets to her feet, wobbly, but she still flies towards Derponet.*
Derponet: 8Turns to see Lizzy's fist in his face.*
Milkshake: Lizzy! Go, you're to wounded!
Derponet: "Lizzy! Go, you're to wounded!" Get a life!*Casts tri-bomb.*
Lizzy: *Tries to jump back, but the bomb sends her crashing to the ground.*
Milkshake: No!*Casts hurricane.*
Derponet: *Feels a light gust.*Was that supposed to be an attack!?! That's funny, you're to weak to even cast a spell in full! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 02:44:13 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:31:16 by Sirapyro

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Chapter525 - The Za-Ge-Ru-Sha part two: The Dark king

Kingnoob: *Pulls hand back and thrusts it forward, and a blast of dark energy sends Dorkstein tumbling across the ground until he hit a nearby canyon.*
Dorkstein: *Gets up and looks back towards Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Walking towards Dorkstein, a thick black armor forming around himself. Lastly a large black two-hander appeared on his back.*
Dorkstein: *Sinks into the wall, and comes out next to is sword. He pick it up and flies off.*
Dark king: *Watches Dorkstein fly off and begins emitting a black energy from his feet, and flies after Dorkstein just as fast.*
Dorkstein: *looks back and sees the Dark king advancing so he begins flying as fast as he can.*
Dark king: *Shoots blasts of Dark energy from his hands.*
Dorkstein: *Rolls around the attacks, and continues flying away.*
Dark king: *Casts inferno, but it had a lot more energy behind it than normal.*
Dorkstein: *Drops to the ground and casts hurricane.*
Dark king: *Drops to the ground in front of Dorkstein, unharmed by the attack.*
Dorkstein: *Casts random spells, trying to slow the Dark king down, but nothing worked.*
Dark king: *Reaches out to grab Dorkstein.*
Dorkstein: *Once again flies off.*

Blue: *Shoots glass shards from his hands rapidly.*
Vala: *Runs along the wall, avoiding all of them this time. Then she comes around and kicks Blue in the chest, cracking the armor.*
Wave: Hey!*Tries to whip Vala.*
Vala: *Flips over Blue and pushes him into the attack.*
Wave: *Pulls the whips back.*
Hi: Get her!
Blue: *Turns around and tries to punch Vala.*
Vala: *Jumps into the air and cracks the back of the armor with her whips.*
Blue: *Once again tries to attack her.*
Vala: *Does the same thing.*
Wave: *Kicks her in the chest while she was trying to prepare for Blue's next attack Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Derponet: *Lifts Milkshake up by his throat.*You are a fool.*Throws him to the ground.*
Lizzy: Milkshake!
Milkshake: I'm-*Coughs.*
Derponet: He's doomed! And so are you Lizzy.
Lizzy: Derponet, you are a coward, you would be dead if you hadn't fled from our last battle.
Derponet: And look how I ended up!

(Cochise begins to play)

Derponet: I am the victor Lizzy. There's nothing you. or your friend Milkshake can do about it. And even if Kingnoob succeeds he will be weak enough for me to kill easy. Either way, I've won. And it is your time to die.*His arms begin to turn red with charging energy.*
Lizzy: *Looks up at the sky and gasps.*
Derponet: *Turns around and sees two meteors falling towards them. He casts Inferno at one and hurricane at the other.*
Meteor1: *Hit, but unaffected.*
Meteor2: *Same as meteor1.*
Derponet: *Snarls and casts tsunami at one, and earth bomb at the other.*
Meteors: *Unaffected.*
Derponet: *Takes a step back and the meteors land. The blast was so intense he had to close his eyes. When he opened them he saw one of the meteors burst open and 2654 came out.*
2654: *Smacks Derponet into the air with his mace, then he shoots a whole bunch of bolts into him.*
Derponet: *Tries to stand up but once again 2654 slings him into the air.*
2654: *Jumps up and hits him to the ground, then he takes out his sword and slashes at Derponet.*
Derponet: *Dodges the sword, but again finds himself being throws in the air and bolts being shot into him.*
2654: *Smacks him to the ground.*
Derponet: *Stands up and pulls a bolt out of his forehead. He laughs, heals himself, and casts inferno.*
2654: *Dodges and brings his mace down on him.*
Derponet: *Blocks it and repeats.*
2654: *Flips over Derponet and tries to slash him.*
Derponet: *Catches the sword.*
2654: *pulls back and shoots more bolts.*
Derponet: *Destroys the bolts and casts tsunami.*
2654: *Rolls out of the way and brings out his mace.*
Derponet; *Casts blaze.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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2654: *Dodges, and runs up to attack Derponet.*
Derponet: *Blocks 2654's mace and casts blaze again.*
2654: *Gets blown back, then he brings his mace over his head and down to Derponet.*
Derponet: *Blocks with his bare arm and shatters the mace.*
2654: *Aims up his cross bow.*
Derponet: *Breaks the cross bow off of 2654's arm.*
2654: *Brings out sword and attempts to slash.*
Derponet: *Casts inferno and shatters the sword.*
2654: *Tries to punch Derponet.*
Derponet: *Grabs his fist and throws him into a wall. Then he charges inferno in both arms and casts it on 2654. The explosion could be seen from miles away. He started to turn around to finish Lizzy when he heard a banging coming from the second meteor.*
Chuckie: *Bursts out of the second meteor, roaring. He grabs Derponet by the feet and starts spiraling him over his head.*
Derponet: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chuckie: *Starts slamming Derponet back and forth between two walls.*
Derponet: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Chuckie: *Slams Derponet back and forth over his shoulder into the ground.*
Derponet: AAH, Ow! AAH, Ow! AAH, Ow!
Chuckie: *Starts cracking Derponet on his knee.*
Derponet: *Crying.* OW! OW! OW! OW!
Chuckie: *Flips Derponet over his shoulder and slams him onto the ground in front of him. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 02:44:15 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:32:33 by Sirapyro

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Chapter526 - The Za-Ge-Ru-Sha part two: The Dark king

Dark king: *Bursts off after Dorkstein, a large trail of black smoke behind him.*
Dorkstein: *looks back in fear and tries to fly faster.*
Dark king: *Casts blaze, ten times stronger than it normally is.*
Dorkstein: Aah!*Starts falling.*
Dark king: 8Grabs Dorkstein and throws him towards another canyon.
Dorkstein: *Resumes flying, but he was obviously tired.*
Dark king: *Gets up beside Dorkstein and punches him.*
Dorkstein: *Knocks into a large tree, then he falls to the ground.*
Dark king: (Dark, menacing voice) Dorkstein, you have attempted to kill the being known as Kingnoob, you have tried to kill me! I will make that no one in this world shall ever have to suffer by your hands again!
Dorkstein: *Sinks underground and comes up behind the Dark king. He again flies away.*
Dark king: I see you want to do this the hard way!*Bursts off after him.*
Dorkstein: *Looks back and sees the Dark king quickly gaining, he began using all of his energy to run...but it didn't seem to be enough.*

Vala: *Kicks Wave in the chest and grabs his sword.*
Hi: *Jumps over Wave and lands on Vala.*
Vala: Get off of me!*Knocks him off and cuts off his arm.*
Hi: AAAAH!
Blue: Hi!
Vala: *Turns around and hits Blue in the back with the sword.*
Blue: *The glass on the back of his armor shatters and Blue stops, the armor beginning to fall off.*
Wave: No!*Gets up, only to be hit in the head by Vala.*
Blue: *Once the armor is all off, Vala sees glass shards stuck in Blue's back, there was blood everywhere. Blue fell onto his stomach, unconscious.*
Vala: You have no arm and your team-mates are near dead! There is no way I can lose now!
??: *Sneaks along the railing on the top floor.*
Vala: *Pulls out her whip.* Haste la vista!
??: Hey (bleep)!*Jumps down and pulls out duel machetes.*
Vala: *Whips at the figure.*
??: *Slices the whip in half with the machetes, then he stabs both of her arms.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter527 - The Za-Ge-Ru-Sha part two: The Dark king

Chuckie: *Roars and sticks his hand through Derponet's chest, through his rib cage, and grabs his heart.*
Derponet: *Gasps.*Well well well, if it isn't Chuckie. The lazy demon I've heard about.
Chuckie: Lazy? Would somebody lazy be able to kill an "invincible mage" without hardly trying?
Derponet: I didn't say you were lazy, I said that I heard that you were lazy.
Chuckie: Uhh...Well it will be one of the last things you know!
Derponet: Ha! I have died more times than any one man, and I'm still alive! What makes you think you can kill me? So what, you rip my heart out. My magic isn't from the heart! I can still heal!
Chuckie: I know, but haven't you ever wondered why you don't need runes, why you can heal yourself and others?
Derponet: No, I now it's because I'm a talented mage!
Chuckie: Hahahahaha! That is truly funny. You think that your healing is magic!?!
Derponet: Well, what else would it be?
Chuckie: Derponet, you have lived vecause of your origin. You have no idea who you are!
Derponet: What are you talking about!?!
Chuckiue: You are one of the four sons of the Dark king!
Derponet: No- I...well if I am then you can't kill me!
Chuckie: Guess again.*Roars and rips out Derponet's heart. Then he pulls a black orb out of his robe and aims it at Milkshake and Lizzy.*
Milkshake and Lizzy: *Get up, completely healed.*
Lizzy: How?
Chuckie: He was a son of the Dark king, his healing was channeled through this orb, not his magic.
2654: *Gets up, covered in ash.*Hello everyone.
Milkshake: 2654, how did you survive?
2654: After he destroyed my weapons it kicked in a magical orb in my armor that prevented me from being destroyed.
Chuckie: Good for you.

Milkshake: So, if Derponet was a son of the Dark king then that means Bulk was too.
Milkshake: But wait, only sons of the Dark king can kill other sons.
Lizzy: So...how did Chuckie kill Derponet?
Chuckie: ...Haven't you guessed? Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter528 - The Za-Ge-Ru-Sha part three: The end

Vala: *Screams and falls to her knees.*
??: Ha! Take that (Bleep)!
Vala: You're to late. Your friends are near dead and there's nothing you can do about it!
??: Hi's alive.*Looks at him.*Barely, but he can still help!
Hi: Sure. why do you seem so familiar?
Wave: *Groans and gets up.*Vala! I'm going to rip you apart!
??: Calm down.
Wave: Mk!?! When did you get here?
Mk: What does it matter? I saved you guys and that's all that matters.
Vala: I'm still alive! And as long as I am you will all die!
Mk: No, you'll keep talking!*Stabs her in the heart and the head.*
Vala: *Gasps, and falls to the floor, dead.*
Wave: That's better, Blue!
Mk: It's alright, just get the glass out of him.
Hi: I would but, I have one arm!
Mk: I was talking to Wave.
Hi: Oh.

Wave and Mk spend the next few minutes pulling all of the glass out of Blue.

Wave: Alright, now what?
Mk: He should be fine.
Blue: *Groans and the wholes on his back close.*
Hi: What the!?!
Blue: Hey, what happened?
Wave: You healed yourself.
Blue: Where's Vala?
Mk: Dead.
Blue: Mk, where did you come from, and how did I heal myself?
Mk: Magically, Hi should be able to do it also.
Hi: How!?! I want my arm back!*Arm slowly starts growing back.*
Wave: How did they do that?
Mk: Let's just say, some of Kingnoob rubbed off on us.

Dark king: *Gets closer and closer to Dorkstein.*
Dorkstein: *Begins casting inferno and hurricane rapidly, hoping to hurt the Dark king.*
Dark king: *Passes through all of the attack without getting hurt.*
Dorkstein: *Stops casting, for he was out of runes. So he began to fly away again when he felt a large hand grab his leg. He knew that he had been caught, and is heart skipped a beat. But suddenly he felt the grip loosen and looked to see the Dark king falling to the ground, the armor slowly fading away...it was midnight...the Za-Ge-Ru-Sha had officially started.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 02:44:16 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:33:38 by Sirapyro

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Chapter529 - The Za-Ge-Ru-Sha part three: The end

The Dark king slowly became Kingnoob again, the armor completely disappeared and he crashed into the ground, every bit of his Dark king power gone. Dorkstein knew that this was happening so he landed next to him.

Dorkstein: Well this is an ironic twist! Just as your about to kill me you lose your power! This is perfect, for me.
Kingnoob: *Struggles to sit up, but can not.*Now what?
Dorkstein: Now? Now I kill you and this world, and everything in it will be mine!
Kingnoob: You monster.
Dorkstein: I just want what all great villains want: power. And I actually succeeded. So, we have a few minutes. Let's make this quick.*He feels a pebble hit him on the back of the head.*Who dare throws a pebble at me!?!*He turns around and sees an extremely old scientist with a metal box.*Hahahaha! What, you came here to nag me?
Scientist: *Glares at Dorkstein.*
Dorkstein: Alright, look grandpa; I need to kill this guy so I can rule the world.
Scientist: I know what you want, Dorkstein!
Dorkstein: Have we met?
Scientist: Mo, I heard about you BEFORE you were banned from being a chaos element.
Kingnoob: *Looks at the scientist.*You're-...you're the scientist that created the real world device!
Dorkstein: What!?! You mean that box is-
Scientist: No, I like to call it "reset."
Dorkstein: ...No!*Starts to run towards the scientist.*

The scientist presses a button on the box and a purple wave explodes from the box. It surrounds the entire world, and Kingnoob feels all of his energy return. He gets and look at where the river used to be. He saw water start to fill it. He turned around. and saw grass growing and a castle forming. Lumbridge seemed to be respawning, along with the whole world. Then, a chill went down Kingnoob's and Dorkstein's spine. They knew what was next. One by one, hundreds of thousands of people started appearing in Lumbridge; people that had died. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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