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Chapter254 - The other empire

???: Alright recruits...you are all qualified for the job.
??????: Thank you master Dn2.
Dn2: Ardnes!
Ardnes: Sorry.
Dn2: Now...everyone kill there copies...and i will take care of Inversion and Tk.
All:Right!
Dn2: Now...move out!

Meanwhile...

2nd: How am I supposed to break it to them?
Kingnoob: @nd!
2nd: Kingnoob!?!
Kingnoob: That's my name don't wear it out!*Swings sword at 2nd.*
2nd: Stop! I want to help you!
Kingnoob: I'm not falling for your mind games!
2nd: I mean it! The Empire is dead! Me and Grey are the only survivors!
Kingnoob: So? You've been my enemy forever!
2nd: Give me a chance! Grey betrayed me...the Gedunian master is the real enemy!
Kingnoob: Gedunian master?
Dn2: Don't listen to him.
Kingnoob: Two 2nds?
2nd: That's my Gedunian form...Dn2.
Kingnoob: This story always takes pointless turns.
Siradam157: Hey!
Ardnes: Hi Kingnoob.
Kingnoob: Sendra...

The noob clan finally catches up.

Sendra: That's not me!
Ardnes: Yes I am!
Blue: Actually: You aren't...Kingnoob actually notices you but has no idea the real Sendra exists.
Sendra: Grrrr.
Yzzil: Blue help!
Blue: Lizzy! I'm coming!
Lizzy: Blue!
Blue: Huh? Who's who!?!
Yzzil: Think fast! *Casts ancents on Lizzy nearly killing her.
Blue: Lizzy!
Eulb: You will not help her Blue!
Blue: ...*Chuckles.*
Eulb: What?
Blue: *Points behind Eulb.*
Eulb: *Turns around to find the hungry face of Ulles.* Aww jeez.
Ulles: *Rips *ulb to shreds eating his remains.*
Blue: *Runs to Lizzy but by the time he gets there she is dead.*
Blue: L-Lizzy?
Yzzil: Hah Hah Hah!
Blue: Noo!
2nd: See! This is why we need to team up!
Kingnoob: Your right!

Just as Kingnoob and 2nd shake hands an even larger figure appears.

Dn2: Master Survanet!
Laugh: A.K.A. the all mighty Gedunian master and mother of the survival expert!

To be continued... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter255 - (K)nights of despair

Far away from our characters the other man whom escaped from Gedun raced across the baren city that was once Varrock.

??????: Where could they be?

As he says that a spirit floats by him and goes into the rubble.

??????: What the?*Is sent flying by the body the spirit entered.*
Spirit: Finally...I'm back!
??????: Who on Runescape are you!?!?!
Spirit: You mean you don't know? I am the all powerful Guntad!

Meanwhile at Zamoraks destroyed temple...

??????????: Need..water...*Sees a spirit enter a dead body.*Help...me!
Spirit: You want me to help you!?!
??????????: I need...water!
I,Seraya, Help no one but myself!
??????????: Ser...aya...*Stands up at high speeds and holds a sword to his neck.*My trap worked!
Seraya: You faker!
??????????: I'll never ask for help...I am Samkelly10 of the Reaper family!
Seraya: Your Grims brother!?!
Grim: *Comes out of nowhere.*Yes...he is...and he's worse than this idiot!
Billy:

Both Disapear.

Samkelly: Ok even I thought that was random...hey where'd Seraya go?

Back with Guntad...

??????: No! Please don't kill me!
Guntad: I'm not going to stop Ragnah!
Ragnah: How do you know my name?
Guntad: I Know everything!*Blown away by Samkelly.*
Ragnah: Thanks human.
Samkelly: I'm a reaper...
Ragnah: Sorry...now if you'll excuse me I have to save this worlds last hope.
Samkelly: I'm helping you.
Ragnah: Let's go...*Grabs Samkelly and literally flys towards to the Noob clan. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:02:03 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:43:31 by Sirapyro

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Chapter256 - The survivors

Kingnoob: You clones can't possibly defeat the real versions!
Etog: We aren't clones...we are as real as you can get!
Gote: You will not win either way!
Blue: You shall all die!
Dn2: If you really cared for your wife you would trade lives.
Blue: Take my life for hers!
Kingnoob: No!
Blue: Lizzy deserves to live!*Stands straight up in front of Eulbs attack.*
Blue: Goodbye everyone!*As Eulb draws close Blue closes his eyes and never feels the sting of the blade. He opens his eyes thinking Eulb missed to find Chi-chi and Eulb both on the ground in front of him...dead.*
Blue: Chi-chi!
Lee: What have you done!
Blue: Nothing I...You lied!
Dn2: Of course I did...i'm not giving any...*Intercepts an attack by 2nd and killing him in the process.*
Kingnoob: I'm tired of losing friends...wait...I know one spell that can end this fight.
Hunter A: Wait...what?

Kingnoob fires a huge blast of magic at the "clones" killing most of them...without realizing the dangerous side effect.

Hunter A: What have you done!?!?!
Blue: If you kill them the real form dies with them!
Kingnoob: What!?! I didn't...*Turns around to find Kelteo, Gote, Ungar, Terbans, Coolz, Hednrik, Player, Master mk, Mystery mk, Scruffy, Fancy, Mic, Penguin Overlord, Icefer, and Mr. Fwuffems all dead.
Lee: There all dead...Kingnoob! How could you!?!
Kingnoob: I didn't know any of our friends would die.
Dn2: Only the strongest of your clan survived...the others weren't strong enough to resit being taken...*Falls unconious.*
Kingnoob: No...*Runs from the site at top speeds with everyone furious with him except Sendra.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter257 - Survanet v.s. Guntad, Iasofer v.s. Seraya

Several hours later Guntad is awakened by Seraya.

Guntad: Come for revenge?
Seraya: Revenge is not what i'm here for...it's the Gedunian queen.
Guntad: You want to kill her?
Seraya: So we can rule this wasteland.
Guntad: And just how do you plan on doing this?
Seraya: Sit...and listen.

Meanwhile...

Iasofer: Everything is prepared for the takeover my queen.
Survanet: I want your newest recruit to capture Kingnoob for me.
Iasofer: I will send agent Bull after him immediatly.
Survanet: Excelent...

All of the sudden the door bursts down with Seraya on the other side.

Seraya: Hello Queen.
Survanet: *Hisses.*Kill him!
Iasofer: Yes Ma'am.*Tackled by Guntad.*
Guntad: *Mockingly.* No ma'am.
Seraya: Alright it's lady.
Survanet: You are no match for my power!*Fires a nylon blast of magic that could turn five hill giants to ash in one shot.*
Seraya: I am a match for you!*Hit by the blast and is sent flying into the wall.*

In Guntads fight...

Iasofer: You are mighty human...*As he says this tentacles emerge from his mouth.*But you're no match for a Gedunian serpant!*Skin bubbles and doubles in size becoming a huge worm serpant thing.*
Guntad: Maybe not...*Soiling himself.* But I do know one weakness...*Takes out poisonous mulch.
Iasofer: Mulch...ooh...*Eats the mulch.*Ooh so...*Dies.*

Back with Seraya...

Survanet: Alright human prepare to die!
Seraya: Stop...I will do anything you want!
Guntad: And I will rule next to you or else.
Survanet: A king and a slave in one day...I am unstoppable. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:02:04 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:44:25 by Sirapyro

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Chapter258 - The Five Blades

Laugh: I can't beleive there all dead...because of Kingnoob!
Lee: He totally betrayed us!
Blue: How could he do that to us?
Kingchoob: I didn't know nuke meant nuclear explosion!
Mk: What on Runescape is he talking about?

Meanwhile...

Zombie: Dumb noob...who doesn't know what nuke means?
Zombie 2: I know!
Zombie 3: Well looks like Morytania is a zombie paradise now.
Zombie: Wait...it already was a zombie paradise.
Zombie 3: Oh yah.
Zombie 2: Wait...then what did the nuke do?
Zombie: I...Don't know.

All of the zombies turn around and see a barren wasteland.

All: Awesome!

Back with the group...

Blue: That was a waste of 500 letters.
O_o

: Don't you mean 500,000,000,000,000,000 colors?
Blue:

Milkshake: Well...at least we win.
Inversion: No...it is not over yet.
Milkshake: Of course. It's never over.
Inversion: We must slay Survanet...the Survival expert mother.
Ser: How can we possibly kill her?
Inversion: Legend mentions Five powerful swords in which can be used to kill any immortal being.
Milkshake: Where are they now?
Inversion: One is buried underneath the godwars dungeon.
Laugh: One is in a sunken pirate ship by Crandor.
Lee: I think one is built into the wall of my palace.
Tikret king: One is in the Zamorak pits.
Hunter A: And the last ones location is unknown.
Milkshake: ...Thanks...
Lee: The easiest one to obtain is the one in my palace.
Inversion: We shall split up and meet back up at the hideout.
All: Right.
Inversion: Me, Ulles, and Tk will get the one in the Zomorak pits. Lee, Sendra, and Mk will get the one in Arndougne. Laugh, Ser, Master, and Hunter A will get the one in the god wars dungeon. Blue and Milkshake will get the one under water. And last and pretty much least the Dawn clan willm attempt to find the unknown one.
Blue: What a waste of a chapter.
Inversion: Move out! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:02:05 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:45:25 by Sirapyro

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Chapter259 - The Zamorak pits part one

Inversion: Alright men here we are...the Zamorak pits.
Tikret King: This place gives me chills.
Ulles: Wii half tu goe un thyo.
Inversion: The Sword will be gaurded by some sort of creature and we will have to pass numerous challenges.
Tikret King: Great.
Inversion: Let's go.

After hours of searching the cave...

Tikret King: I don't think it's here Inversion.
Ulles: Leetz gyo bak.
Inversion: Ssh...the first test is around the corner.
Tikret King: Then let's go!
Inversion: Wa-
Tikret King: Bring it on!
Demon: Food?
Inversion: Test one...sneaking around the demon...
Tikret King: Eh heh heh.
Demon: Time to eat!

Several minutes laer...

Inversion: Alright Chuckie forward!
Demon: *Curses under his breath.*
Ulles: Basz thut well!
Chuckie: Fine...*Curses more.**Breaks through numerous walls until they reach the next test.*
Inversion: Stop!
Chuckie: Give me a fish and i'll stop!
Inversion: *Shoves spurrs in his back.*
Chuckie: Ok ok...where did you get those anyways?
Inversion: I have no clue whatsoever.
Tikret King: It looks like a giant jigsaw puzzle...
Inversion: Chuckie help me solve it.
Chuckie: Why won't you freaking let me go!?!?!?!?!
Inversion: Just help me!
Chuckie: Fine...

They solve the puzzle which reads "Iban was here."

Inversion: Let's go into the next room.
Tikret king: Hey look at the corpse.
Inversion: What's painted on the skull?
Tikret King: It says...Iban shouldnt have been here signed Zamorak.
Inversion: Apparently Iban broke the rules under the roof of an unforgiving father.
Skull: Yep. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter260 - The Zamorak pits part two

Chuckie: One more room until I get let free!
Inversion: Who says you're being let free?
Chuckie: *Curses even worse.*
Tikret King: Alright...what is this test?
Inversion: Legend says we have to slay the worlds biggest hill giant.
Hill giant: You thought right!
Inversion: Thank yo-yo-yo OMG!
Ulles: Hall gyunt!
Tikret King: We must kill it!
Chuckie: *Soils himself and curses.*
Inversion: We've taken on monsters way thougher than you!

A few moments later...

Inversion: Ow...
Ulles: Arg.
Tikret King: You peice of me big guy?
Hill giant: Sure.
Tikret King: Oh no! I didn't mean it like that!
Chuckie: Hah hah noob.
Tikret King: Swarm my children!

Hundreds of Tikret come and start eating the Hill giant.

Hill giant: No!
Tikret King: Hah hah!
Chuckie: *Curses.*
Inversion: You curse alot.
Chuckie: I'm a demon! What did you expect!?!
O_o

: A picnic!
Inversion: What the!?!?!?!?! Where did you come from?
O_o

: I was hiding in your shirt pocket.
Inversion: I don't even have a shirt.
O_o

: Oh...how did I get here then?"
Hill giant: Tasty noob.*Eats O_o

and blows up because of his noobiness.*
O_o

: Guts tast good.
Inversion: ...Okaaaaay...let's just get the sword.

The Five walk into the room and find the sword on the ground so they pick it up and leave.
Chuckie: Even I thought Zamorak would have some security.
Ice cream man: Stop right there crooks!
Chuckie: Oh yah...he's a terrible defender of his items...
Inversion: Let's just leave.
Ice cream man: ...Never mind it I hate my job anyways. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:02:06 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:47:14 by Sirapyro

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Chapter261 - God Wars part one

Laugh: Alright...who knows where god wars is?
Master: You mean you don't know!?!
Ser: That's just pathetic.
Laugh: You guys don't know either.
Both: So.
Hunter A: Ugh...follow me.

After a day of hiking, complaining, crying, and yelling the four reach the God wars dungeon.

Hunter A: Who knew you guys were such babies!?!
Ser: I thought God wars would look alot more...terrifying.
Lauugh: Bah.
Master: What?
Laugh: Bah.
Master: What?
Hunter A: I think he's trying to say there's a whole bunch of monsters running towards us.
Master: Oh...OH!*Freezes all of the monsters.*
Ser: Yay.
Zamorak hawk: Caw caw!*Swoops down at Laugh.*
Laugh: No!

Just then a mysterious figure jumps out and kills the hawk.

??????: *Old man voice.*That was fun.
Laugh: Am I dead?
Hunter A: No!
Master: Who the heck are you?
??????: ...I don't know I never learned my name so i'm just called Farmer.
Master: Farmer...
Hunter A: I'll bet his IQ is like 20.
Farmer: Try two.
Hunter A: You're that dumb!?!?! Never mind...can you help us find an ultimat blade.
Farmer: Sure.
Laugh: Well at least he has some brains.
Farmer: Brains?
Laugh: I stand corrected. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:02:07 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:47:42 by Sirapyro

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Chapter262 - God wars part two

Farmer: So where is this "sandwhich?"
Hunter A: Omg! This guy is worse than Kingchoob and O_o

combined!
Ser: And that's pretty bad.
Master: Alright let's try to find that sword.
Laugh: How are we going to find it underground?
Farmer: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Me me me! Pick me!
Laugh: What is it Farmer!?!?!
Farmer: We dig!
Laugh: Thanks for pointing out the obvious!
Farmer: Anyday.
Laugh: Erg.
Hunter A: It is impossible to dig through this ground.
Ser: Maybe so...but...*Eyes glow red and levitates off the ground.*
Laugh: He can control his power now.
Ser: *Fires a blast of magic through the earth revealing a secret staircase.*
Farmer: Let's go!*Trips and falls all the way down the stairs.*
Laugh: Are you ok?
Farmer: That was fun!
Hunter A: He's fine now let's get down there.

Everyone else climbs down the staircase and find a long tunnel.

Ser: Do we have to go through there?
Farmer: Baby.
Hunter A: That's one thing we can agree on.
Ser, Master, and Laugh: We'll stay back here.
Hunter A: Ok. Come on Farmer.
Farmer: Yay!

After a few minutes of walking...
Farmer: Look a tunnel!
Hunter A: We're already in it...o look another tunnel ahead of us...oh.
Farmer: Let's go!
George: I love this new job...it's so peaceful down here.
Farmer: Hey George.
George: Farmer!?!?!?!?!
Hunter A: How do you guys know each other.
George: I used to be one of his feild hands.
Hunter A: Ok...can we pass?
George: Three test you must pass.
Hunter A: Alright bring em on.
George: First...break these fine stones at the same time.
Hunter A: Laugh! Ser! Master!

Master Laugh and Ser appear next to Hunter A and they all shatter the stones.

George: Ok second test what is my favorite food?
All but Farmer: How are we supposed to know that!?!
Farmer: Tuna with a side of bacon.
George: Oh yah he knows me,final test,forget it heres the sword.
Hunter A: Now let's leave. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:02:08 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:48:12 by Sirapyro

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Chapter263 - Arndougne part one

Lee: Only two more days until we reach Arndougne.
Sendra: We don't have two more days!
Mk: We need to get there by toworrow.
Lee: That's not possible...the only way would be to swim.
Sendra: Then let's swim.
Lee: Into an underwater tunnel that goes on for a mile.
Sendra: Oh.
Lee: Look at that big fish!
Mk: That's a person...
??????: *Pops out of the water.*
All: What the!?!
??????: *Old man voice.* Hi rednecks!
All: ...
??????: I'm Remraf.
Lee: We didn't ask for you're name...
Remraf: I can breathe underwater.
Sendra: Good for you.
Remraf: Forever.
Lee: We figured that!
Mk: Wait...I have an idea...
Remraf: I like ideas.
Lee: I have a feeling this guy is worse than Kingchoob and O_o

combined.
Sendra: What's your idea?
Mk: We get Remruf...
Remraf: Remraf!
Mk: Whatever...we get Remraf to carry us over.
Lee: Think it through!
Mk: ...Right.
Lee: Why are we moving?
Sendra: Remraf put us on his back and is carrying us up the river at top speed.
Lee: Good idea Mk!
Mk: Thank you.

After an hour of swimming...

Remraf: Here we are...Arndougne.
Lee: It's...deestroyed.
Remraf: I know isn't beautiful?
Mk: No!
Lee: Let's get to the sword and quick. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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