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Chapter113 - Player vs. Nimpo

player:you can not defeat me!

nimpo:sure i can!

uses energy beturning to float.

nimpo:i am an energy beturner i can beat anyone!

collapses the ground under player but player doesnt fall.

nimpo:impossible!

player:you arent the only energy beturner in this world!

nimpo:you will still be killed by my hands!

player fixes the ground then makes nimpo** boots explode.

nimpo:hey! those boots costed me 4050k!

player:tough luck!

nimpo: oh that is it!

charges at player with a freshly carved stone spear.

plater destroys it with energy beturning.

nimpo:darn it!

player:we are evenly matched!

nimpo:i still have one power that you cant match!

starts to spin really fast and creates a huge stone monster.

player:my energy beturning cant beat that!

???????:but mine can!

both:huh?

the figure destroys the monster and collapses a rock on nimpo.

player:who are you?

???????:my name is terbans

player:thanks for saving me.

nimpo breaks free of the rock.

nimpo:aww did your little girl-friend come to save you?

player:i have never met her before but i am happy she saved me!

terbans and player both float above the ground and collapse tow stone pillars towards nimpo.

nimpo: perfect!

spins and makes a hand that grabs terbans then nimpo and terbans both disapear.

player:terbans? TERBANS!

wolverine:raurgh!

player grabs its snout and rips it off.

wolverine: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

runs off whimpering.

player:i will do anything to save her! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Sirapyro

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Chapter114 - Almost to Kinoob...

lee:i see kinoob just up ahead!

coolz:alright guys lets kick some bad guy but!

pumpkin:not if we stop you!

kingnoob:its pumpkin diablo and vanir!

diablo:yes* it is me!

vanir:this is why i signed you up for speech class!

ser:i will hold them off!

fancy:you cant do it on your own!

krazy:its a 3 on 3!

diablo:so it is.

chi-chi:be careful guys.

krazy:dont worry we will be ok.

the remaining members of the clan run into kinoob and see introva slaughtering he innocent.

nubles:stop right there evil doer!

introva:you finally made it.

kelteo:who are you!?!

introva:my name is introva and it is time to have my revenge on you whelps!

rainrain:how can you have revenge when we have never met!?!

introva:you can not kill a pure soul of a god!

ooksie:he is not zamorak i can feel it!

master:there is only one person as evil as zamorak though!

mk:rat!

introva:it was rat but then i was inversion...now i am introva!

kingnoob:but how did you survive!

frugoo:yes that is impossible to live we incinerated you!

introva:here is what happened.

after you killed me zamoraks soul released from me and took a new form then he killed a secret city of innocents and gave their life to me but he gave me no good thoughts or love only anger and evil!

scruffy:we beat you once and we can do it again!

pk:not to interupt but...what are you talking about!?!

milkshake:i know this one kingnoob killed a super villain rat bu he came back to life then they decintegrated him and now he is back again.

nunles:exactly!

coolz:you cant win!

mr.fwuffems:we hae you outnumbered by alot!

introva:well you would think so!

an army of scarabs and trolls come.

introva:kill them all!

kingnoob:this cant be the end!

??????????:it isnt!

teleports kingnoob and clan away.

introva:at least fancy,krazy,and ser are mine to kill! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Sirapyro

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Chapter115 - Fight for survival.

ser:why wont these guys die!?!

krazy:i dont know!

fancy:i mean really i stabbed pumpkin with a d long shot vanir with an arrow and ate diablos left lung!

diablo:it' hurts ohhoho it hurts!

ser:i think diablo was actually hurt.

krazy:they are almost invincible!

fancy:how do we beat them!?!

griffo:you dont!

krazy:great we are surrounded by all of these villains.

introva:it s not truely you that i am after it is kingnoob so i shall send you three to the dungeon!

krazy:i cant survive in prison!

ser:we have no choice.

fancyalright take us away.

krazy,fancy, and ser are handcuffed and taken to introv** dungeon.

ser:this is worse than i thought!

nimpo:come on eat the cabage!

fancy:no way! cbbage is gross!

nimpo:come on eat it eat it eat it!

fancy:no!

terbans:leave the poor man alone.

terbans has her hands chained against the wall and has metal braces on her hands and she looks like a mess.

krazy:what happened to you?

terbans:i saved another energy beturner but then i was captured by that nimpo guy.

ser: player was fighting nimpo!

terbans:thats the guy i saved.

fancy:is he alive?

terbans:he was when i was captured.

krazy:then he should be alright.

2nd:stop talking!

nimpo:and start eating your cabbage!

fancy:never!

nimpo tightens his handcuffs.

fancy:alright alright just loosen te handcuffs.

nimpo starts to loosen them when...

fancy:fool!

does a back flip and slides the cuffs of then locks them on nimpo and knocks 2nd unconcious.

krazy:get out of here fancy! warn the others!

fancy:...not without you guys!

ser:if you are going o help anyone help terbans she needs the help more!

krazy:with her on our team we can be saved later!

fancy breaks terbans cuffs but can not break her braces then he carries her out and they both escape. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 21:00:15 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 17:51:20 by Sirapyro

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Chapter116 - Surviving Canifis.

player:alright now i just need to get out of this city and find terbans.

kills a wherewolf sneaking up on him.

player:and nothing will stop me!

????:hey you!

player:what!?!

????:buy me a beer or i will kill you!

player:hehe hey...jack!

jack:im not your friend anymore player!

player:i dont have any money.

jack:then steal it.

player:youare still a tigh wad.

jack pushes player onto the ground then takes out a d 2h.

player:think that will beat me!?!

takes out his poisoned bow he used to fight off inversion.

jack:you think that old bow will be able to kill me!?!

player puts his bow away.

jack:i thought so!

runs towards player with his sword.

player destroys the sword with energy beturning then quickly trips jack and takes out his bow.

player:who has the upper hand now?

jack:you cant kill me!

player: oh cant i?

jack:no please dont!

player pulls his string back about to shoot an arrow.

jack: please spare me!

about to let go of string to fire when...

terbans: p...player stop!

player:terbans?

fancy:i found her in a dungeon.

player:are you alright?

terbans:just a little thirsty.

looks and sees that she has whip burns and scars all over her body that she did not have when she rescued player.

player:you are not ok we need to get you healed!

terbans:i....wil be fine.

player:no no you won!

terbans:yes i...

dies from the torture she was given in the dungeon.

player:terbans? TERBANS WAKE UP!

fancy:i couldnt save her in time.

player:you could have moved faster!

krazy:he did all he could!

fancy:how did you guys escape?

ser:there was apaper clip and a beer glass it got ugly.

player:i am bringing her body with us.

picks up her body.

jack:you weaklings she is dead! why do you care about her!?!

ser stabs jacks leg.

jack:yeeeeowhow ow! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Sirapyro

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Chapter117 - Reuniting.

kingnoob:what just happened?

mk:we were teleported away just before we were killed.

coolz:but what about krazy,ser,and fancy?

lee:and player we left him in canifis!

??????????:i can sens that all of your friends are fine...for now.

kingnoob:you are the one who saved us arent you?

?????????:indeed! i am a powerful mage and just so happened to be in kinoob when you were atacked.

krazy:well lucky you guys.

kingnoob:krazy?

fancy:yah we escaped.

coolz:where is player?

fancy:hes coming he is carrying someones body so he can not move as fast.

player walks up and puts terbans body on the ground.

kingnoob:who is that?

player:her name was terbans... she was an energy beturner also but she was killed saving me.

??????????:well i can do more than teleport people.

casts a spell on terbans corpse.

terbans sits up really fast.

terbans:what happened!?!

player:you were dead but this man saved you.

terbans: oh, well thank you.

??????????:it was no trouble.

kingnoob:hey terbans and whats your name want to join our clan?

terbans:sure.

?????????:yes i will.

nubles:what is your name?

??????????:my name is derponet44.

blue:welcome to the crew you rwo.

derponet:glad to be with you.

fancy:now what do we do?

????:w....we....hunt down and.....kill...r..rat and....zam...orak.

scruffy:who the?!? whoa man! it looks like you have been buried under permanent pen!

kingnoob:whats a permanent pen?

scruffy:...i dont know.

????:.....i.........have.

lee:you look really beat up also.

????:yah......ive........had some.......t....tough times.

derponet:let me heal you.

????:no....i have tried.......magic........but it doesnt.....work......the ground......i was buried in made me......immune to it.

kingnoob:well you will have to tell us your name.

????:...you know...it.

blue:?

????:im......back. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 21:00:16 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 18:38:04 by Sirapyro

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Chapter118 - Grey guessed it first

kingnoob:RYAN!?!?!?

ryan:.....yep.

lee:how on runescape did you survive!?!

ternans:who is he?

milkshake:yah guys who is this?

blue:his name is ryan4454 he is an old friend of ours that we thought was dead.

ryan:well.....i aam.....***......still......alive.....sorta.

fancy:what happened?

ryan:i......would tell you........but........i can barely speak.

lizzy:i can heal that.

lizzy heals his speech.

ryan:after i died...

saradomin magicly buried me in the lumbridge graveyard and blessed my grave to ever ****** peace. then while i layed in the heavens saradomin and guthix left to the ground below then came back up a mnute later and starting acting like little cry babys. i took that oppurtunity to get down to earth to see what was going on...you were fighting inversion. then i went to my grave and saw lumbridge standing and flowers on my grave. i touched the flowers but the second i touched them i was pulled back into my body and my grave dissapeared. my body was then alive....and free and now im here.

nubles:z z z z z z z....huh? what? could you repeat that?

ryan:sure after i died...

saradomin magicly buried me in the lumbridge graveyard and blessed my grave to ever ****** peace. then while i layed in the heavens saradomin and guthix left to the ground below then came back up a mnute later and starting acting like little cry babys. i took that oppurtunity to get down to earth to see what was going on...you were fighting inversion. then i went to my grave and saw lumbridge standing and flowers on my grave. i touched the flowers but the second i touched them i was pulled back into my body and my grave dissapeared. my body was then alive....and free and now im here.

nubles: oh thanks

the ground shakes violently

coolz:what was that?

terbans:i have a feeling it is something big. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 21:00:17 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 18:40:15 by Sirapyro

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Chapter119 - The monster and start of the war!

kingnoob: derponet! lizzy! can either of you find the source?

both:no!

ryan:well it has to be coming from somewhere!

ooksie:look!

mr.fwuffems:at what!

everyone looks and sees a huge creature rise from the ground.

it was all green except fot its stomach which was beige and it was also 80ft high and as fat as a toothpick compared to a dohnut...lumby castle being the tooth pick. it also stood on two legs with razor sharp teeth 8 eyes,6 arms,and wings!

pk:milkshake.

milkshake:yah?

pk:what is....that?

milkshake:its the zamorak demon! the most deadlt creature of zamorak!

pk: oh well that makes this situation all more.....frightening!

kingnoob:lets get away while it isnt looking.

introva:not so fast!

krazy: oh no.

nimpo:we arent done with you terbans!

terbans:well im done with you!

takes out duel weild d scimmys.

nimpo:we may be out numbered but you are out matched!

zd(zamorak demon):raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahr!

pumpkin:you guys are doomed!

stranger: our little demon friend will kill you!

kingnoob:little?

grey:he is paraphrasing.

ooksie:come on guys we have to beat him!

nubles: ooksie that isnt really possible.

introva:that is right fools! now i am leaving i want them all sead by the time i get back!

security gaurd:introva you for da cage!

introva:awww man.

gets teleported to the varrock cage.

tramp:take this you theif!

introva: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! you are supposed to throw tamatos! not spoons!

tramp: oh well!

introva: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter120 - Fighting a defeat

nubles:this might be bad!

ooksie:no you think?

nubles:no...i know!

ooksie: oy.

ryan:we can not defeat that that....that monster!

derponet fires a bind attack at grey.

derponet:i am running out of runes!

blue:lizzy! i have a plan!

lizzy:what?

blue:

lizzy: oh come on!

blue:

lizzy:HENDRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hendrick:hi im hendrick here you are boss.

lizzy:thank you.

kicks him away.

krazy:alright now fire at them with everything you have got!

a patato chip flys and hits the zamorak demon.

zd:what the?(imagine a real deep nerdy voice).

chip falls on the ground and a lizard eats it.

?????:darn!

player:get ready he could be an enemy!

?????:im no enemy.

kingnoob:what is your name?

?????:blood(lord scorpion,i needed the drama of a new character,even though i have so many, so i am filling in all of the bio spaces you didnt make myself.)

kingnoob:good to have you on the team now lets kill that thing!

milkshake:alright i got it! i know what that thing is!

kingnoob:what?

milksake:it is some sort of beetle...we need a lizard to defeat it!

blood:eww!

milkshake:...anyways,where can we get a lizard strong enough to beat that thing!?!?!

blue:who knows!?!?!

rainrain:a little help!

everyone sees rainrain fighting diablo.

rainrain get his sword knocked out of his hand.

rainrain:no!

diablo:eet is time for you to die!

about to stab rainrain when frugoo jumps in the way of the sword.

rainrain:? FRUGOO!

picks his sword up and slices diablo into peices.

derponet:...

heals frugoo then zamtorap heals diablo.

diablo:that' hurt.

vanir:rrgle.

mic:time todie all of you...people!

eaten by the zamorak demon.

coolz:mic!?!?! no!

ser:he is gone.

coolz:i used to play with him in the cellar and we were friends!

mr.fwuffems:?

coolz:you are still my friend too. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 21:33:14 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 18:41:13 by Sirapyro

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Chapter121 - The "summoning" of victory part 1

kingnoob:alright we need a giant lizard to kill that thing!

dodges an attack from pumpkin.

terbans:we cant possibly find one now!

punches grey in the nose.

diablo:eye shall defeat you all!

frugoo: oh really?

diablo:err never mind.

runs away like a baby.

introva:yes,yes,YES!

sandwhich lady:hi introva have a pickl on me.

introva:just a pickle!

takes the pickle.

sandwhich lady:i didnt tell you to take the pickle!

introva:yes you did!

teleports introva to the kbds lair.

introva:nice dragon.

kbd:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

back with the noob clan...

lee: poor introva.

blue: poor!?! he is our arch enemy!

lee:still that sandwhich lady is mean.

blue:true.

kingnoob:look out!

zd swipes blue in half.

derponet:i got i!

heals blue.

blue: ok...that hurt!

kingnoob:i bet it did!

barbarian:yee are wussys!

looks at the zamorak demon and soils himself.

barbarian:mommy.

runs away crying like a girl.

kingnoob:...why was there a barbarian in the middle of nowhere?

zd:i really dont know...rrk!

ryan:what the?

blood:feel the power of my chips!

zd grabs pk

pk:help!

kingnoob:ill save you!

looks around and takes a jetpack from a barbarian from the future.

barbarian:i needed that!

barbarian 2:rr kill the weedy barbarian!

barbarian gets beat up.

kingnoob flys up after spending an hour learning how to fly the jetpack.

kingnoob:im coming pk!

saves pk but the jetpack runs out of fuel and kingnoob is on the ground at the demons feet.

introva omes back bloody and scarred.

introva:you will finally die kingnoob!

golem:roar!

introva:eek!

runs away.

kingnoob:no!

sees a box on the ground.

kingnoob:what is that?

the box reads"lizard summoning kit"

kingnoob:hmmm... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 21:33:15 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 18:42:23 by Sirapyro

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Chapter122 - The "summoning" of victory part 2

kingnoob:alright so this box summons a lizard...i need to get it back to the clan!

zd:roar!

about to eat kingnoob when...

blue:watch out!

kicks the demons hand away from kingnoob then throws a beer bottle bomb into the demons mouth.

kingnoob:thanks.

blue:run!

the two start o run for there life but blue trips.

lizzy:blue get up!

blue: ow! i think i broke my leg!

zd picks up blue.

blue:no!

swallows blue in one gulp.

lizzy:no blue!

derponet:there is nothing we can do now.

lizzy:

kingnoob:i have los two friends today and i am not going to lose any more!

just then the demons stomach growls and starts to shake violently.

rip!

blue breaks through the demons belly button riding mic.

lizzy:there both alive!

ser:its a miracle!

coolz:mic! yyou are alive!

guthix:i was never dead...eek demon!

goes back into hiding.

ryan:the gods are so weedy.

milkshake: omg!

the zamorak demon doubles in size.

lee:run?

kingnoob:no...it is time to have some fun!

summons the lizard.

lizard:roar!

zd: O_o

the lizard eats the demon alive then disapears.

griffo:retreat!

zamtorap: ok!

all of the villains retreat.

kingnoob:we won!

meanwhile...

introva:you lost!?!

2nd:were sorry they summoned there way to victory.

introva:well your punishment is...

mom(mysterios old man):time for school.

introva:wait no!

teacher:what is one plus one?

introva:window?

teacher:window!?!

introva:is that wrong?

teacher:8 x 8?

introva:88?

teacher:we might be here a while. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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