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ser:duck coolz!
coolz ducks and a dark mages blast misses him.
ser:lets get back to the others!
kingnoob:help me someone!
rat:i have you now kingnoob finally i will kill you!
laugh:no!
throws puss at rat.
rat jumps at kingnoob.
laugh:go on puss kill the rat!
puss:reow!
rat:huh?
laugh:good job puss you got it!
puss: purr purr.
kingnoob:we might just win this without rat to lead them we could win!
rat:guess again!
kingnoob:?
rat:that is right i am small enough to get through the bars of the stands!
laugh
r maybe rat cant die.
kicks rat away.
kingnoob:hey where are chi-chis dungeon monsters?
looks on the side lines.
kingnoob: oh no they were defeated!
kromnar:and so are you!
shoots an arrow at king**** chest..........and it hit.........his heart.
l;augh:how are we going to win now!!!!!!
siradam157: ok i do not remember this in my script.........hey wait a second!
brings kingnoob back to life and takes away kromn***.
kingnoob:lol goblin!
stinky:uh-oh the goblin cheif is dead!
ham member:attack full force on the goblins...........augh!
the kbd kills all of the ham members*****:men fire at will!
mgs monsters start firing bombs but they arent hurting the kbd.
kbd:hahahahahahahahaha! noobs!
blue:aim.........fire!
fires the world largest keg at the kbd and gets him drunk.
kbd:whossh was that?noooooobsh?
dies from being to drunk.
chi-chi:we could win this! blue keep up the.........oh i have a better idea ok i need a keg and a chariot pronto! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
coolz ducks and a dark mages blast misses him.
ser:lets get back to the others!
kingnoob:help me someone!
rat:i have you now kingnoob finally i will kill you!
laugh:no!
throws puss at rat.
rat jumps at kingnoob.
laugh:go on puss kill the rat!
puss:reow!
rat:huh?
laugh:good job puss you got it!
puss: purr purr.
kingnoob:we might just win this without rat to lead them we could win!
rat:guess again!
kingnoob:?
rat:that is right i am small enough to get through the bars of the stands!
laugh
r maybe rat cant die.
kicks rat away.
kingnoob:hey where are chi-chis dungeon monsters?
looks on the side lines.
kingnoob: oh no they were defeated!
kromnar:and so are you!
shoots an arrow at king**** chest..........and it hit.........his heart.
l;augh:how are we going to win now!!!!!!
siradam157: ok i do not remember this in my script.........hey wait a second!
brings kingnoob back to life and takes away kromn***.
kingnoob:lol goblin!
stinky:uh-oh the goblin cheif is dead!
ham member:attack full force on the goblins...........augh!
the kbd kills all of the ham members*****:men fire at will!
mgs monsters start firing bombs but they arent hurting the kbd.
kbd:hahahahahahahahaha! noobs!
blue:aim.........fire!
fires the world largest keg at the kbd and gets him drunk.
kbd:whossh was that?noooooobsh?
dies from being to drunk.
chi-chi:we could win this! blue keep up the.........oh i have a better idea ok i need a keg and a chariot pronto! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
28-Nov-2008 06:39:27 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 06:52:27 by Sirapyro
Chapter49 - How do we win?
kingnoob:how do we win!
lee:i had a feeling you were going to say that.
kingnoob:
chi-chi:we dont have much men left.
kingnoob:left from our clan is only me,lee,chi-chi,blue,coolz,ooksie and mr.fwuffems.
chi-chi:and mgs army plus nitrons army.
lee:we are so doomed-stabs a goblin sneaking up on him-.
kingnoob:hmmmmmmmmm i have an idea.
gets up onto the ranging post.
kingnoob: ok i need to light this arrow and shhot it at that mirror so it will deflect off of that one and hit that dragon with the ogre behind him.
does what i wrote.
dragon:hey you ogre why did you shoot me?
ogre:i didnt!
the two kill each other.
ogre leader:hey dragon leader your dragon killed one of my ogres!
dragon leader:well one of your ogres killed one of my dragons!
ogre leader:men attack the dragons!!
dragon leader:dragons attack the ogres!
the ogres and dragons kill each other.
rat: oh why must the dragons and ogres have no brains!?!?!?!?!?!
kingnoob:yes it worked!
blue:my turn!
throws a beer glass at an alve who is standing near a dwarf with a beer glass.
elve:hey!
rat: oh boy here we go again! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
kingnoob:how do we win!
lee:i had a feeling you were going to say that.
kingnoob:
chi-chi:we dont have much men left.
kingnoob:left from our clan is only me,lee,chi-chi,blue,coolz,ooksie and mr.fwuffems.
chi-chi:and mgs army plus nitrons army.
lee:we are so doomed-stabs a goblin sneaking up on him-.
kingnoob:hmmmmmmmmm i have an idea.
gets up onto the ranging post.
kingnoob: ok i need to light this arrow and shhot it at that mirror so it will deflect off of that one and hit that dragon with the ogre behind him.
does what i wrote.
dragon:hey you ogre why did you shoot me?
ogre:i didnt!
the two kill each other.
ogre leader:hey dragon leader your dragon killed one of my ogres!
dragon leader:well one of your ogres killed one of my dragons!
ogre leader:men attack the dragons!!
dragon leader:dragons attack the ogres!
the ogres and dragons kill each other.
rat: oh why must the dragons and ogres have no brains!?!?!?!?!?!
kingnoob:yes it worked!
blue:my turn!
throws a beer glass at an alve who is standing near a dwarf with a beer glass.
elve:hey!
rat: oh boy here we go again! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
28-Nov-2008 06:39:29 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 06:54:40 by Sirapyro
Chapter51 - THE END!...of the clan war
kingoob:eek we have five minutes left!
blue:we have to and kill him now!!!!
they both run into the battle feild and see rat giving himself a cat bath.
kingnoob:uh.
rat:eek dont you ever know when to give a guy some privacy!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
blue sorry.
they both leave and come back two minutes later.
kingnoob:2 minutes left!
blue:but.
kingnoob:we wasted a minute watching rat.
blue: oh.
kingnoob:attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and so kingnoob starts slicing like a maniac in front of him and when he opens his eyes he saw he was attacking a shrub.
rat and blue look at him.
kingnoob:
rat:enough is enough!!!!!!!!!!
kingnoob stabs him.
rat goes through the bars.
rat:hahahahahahahaha!
kingnoob:how are we ever going to win this!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
timer:10,9,8,6,5.....
kingnoob:hurry!!!!!
rat jumps at kingnoob with his claws about to kill him when........
timer:...0!
they all teleport to the waiting room.
sign:winner................the noob clan for having the most people when the time ran out!
fancy:they did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kingnoob:i i er we did it red!
blue:its blue.
lizzy:kingnoob blue kingnoob blue kingnoob blue.
all chanting kingnoob and blue.
griffo:you know defeat isnt so bad rat.
rat: oh be quiet!!!!!!!!!!! it is bad when you lose to a level 60 noob.........level 60!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
kingnoob=lvl 60
mic=lvl 3000
lee=lvl 90
fancy=lvl 85
chi-chi=lvl 90
nubles=lvl 100
ooksie=lvl 130
rainran=lvl 100
frugoo=lvl 101
laugh=lvl 130 still
krazy=lvl 80
lizzy=lvl 110
blue=lvl 95
coolz=lvl 111
ser=lvl 100
mr.fwuffems=lvl 130.
kingnoob:yay i am lvl 60!
lee:you are still the weakest of the clan.
kingnoob:darn! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
kingoob:eek we have five minutes left!
blue:we have to and kill him now!!!!
they both run into the battle feild and see rat giving himself a cat bath.
kingnoob:uh.
rat:eek dont you ever know when to give a guy some privacy!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
blue sorry.
they both leave and come back two minutes later.
kingnoob:2 minutes left!
blue:but.
kingnoob:we wasted a minute watching rat.
blue: oh.
kingnoob:attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and so kingnoob starts slicing like a maniac in front of him and when he opens his eyes he saw he was attacking a shrub.
rat and blue look at him.
kingnoob:
rat:enough is enough!!!!!!!!!!
kingnoob stabs him.
rat goes through the bars.
rat:hahahahahahahaha!
kingnoob:how are we ever going to win this!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
timer:10,9,8,6,5.....
kingnoob:hurry!!!!!
rat jumps at kingnoob with his claws about to kill him when........
timer:...0!
they all teleport to the waiting room.
sign:winner................the noob clan for having the most people when the time ran out!
fancy:they did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kingnoob:i i er we did it red!
blue:its blue.
lizzy:kingnoob blue kingnoob blue kingnoob blue.
all chanting kingnoob and blue.
griffo:you know defeat isnt so bad rat.
rat: oh be quiet!!!!!!!!!!! it is bad when you lose to a level 60 noob.........level 60!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
kingnoob=lvl 60
mic=lvl 3000
lee=lvl 90
fancy=lvl 85
chi-chi=lvl 90
nubles=lvl 100
ooksie=lvl 130
rainran=lvl 100
frugoo=lvl 101
laugh=lvl 130 still
krazy=lvl 80
lizzy=lvl 110
blue=lvl 95
coolz=lvl 111
ser=lvl 100
mr.fwuffems=lvl 130.
kingnoob:yay i am lvl 60!
lee:you are still the weakest of the clan.
kingnoob:darn! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
28-Nov-2008 06:39:31 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 06:56:05 by Sirapyro
Chapter52 - Start of a quest streak.
player:look it is the noob clan you know the first ever clan to defeat an army as big as rats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kingnoob:wow i guess people do like us now.
lee:i know!
??????:so you are the ones who slayed that army?
??:no kelteo they are the ones that slayed a chicken who else would they be!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
kelteo:you slayed a chicken i will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!
??:no they slayed the rats army i was being sarcastic again!
kelteo:well maybe you should say something next time mk!!!!!!!
lee:me thinks that these guys are really crazy.
krazy:
lee:not you!
mk:i thought you would learn by now that i use sarcasm!!!!!
kelteo:well maybe you should stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
????????????:hey will i ever get a word in!?!?!?!?!?!
mk and kelteo:no you will not master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
master:well!
chi-chi:
mic:i think we should move on.
coolz:yah.
kelteo:hold on we are almost done.
ooksie:how do you know when you are done?
master:watch them.
kelteo:i think you should just stop being sarcastic so much!
mk:well this is what i think of you!!!!
punches him in the nose.
kelteo: oh that is it!!!!!!!!!!
the two get into a cat fight.
coolz:
ser:
kingnoob:
kelteo: ow my rib cage
ooksie:
mk: ow my splein!
master:now then can we join your clan?
lee:uhhhhhh.
kelteo:please!
mk:pretty please.
kingnoob: ok i took a sneak peek at the notes and saw that you guys are gonna help us do some imaginary quests!
mk:yay then lets get started on these quests!
kelteo:in the morning when we are healed.
ooksie:
mk: oh yeah.
they both faint.
nubles:i think that is the end of the chapter. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
player:look it is the noob clan you know the first ever clan to defeat an army as big as rats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kingnoob:wow i guess people do like us now.
lee:i know!
??????:so you are the ones who slayed that army?
??:no kelteo they are the ones that slayed a chicken who else would they be!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
kelteo:you slayed a chicken i will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!
??:no they slayed the rats army i was being sarcastic again!
kelteo:well maybe you should say something next time mk!!!!!!!
lee:me thinks that these guys are really crazy.
krazy:
lee:not you!
mk:i thought you would learn by now that i use sarcasm!!!!!
kelteo:well maybe you should stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
????????????:hey will i ever get a word in!?!?!?!?!?!
mk and kelteo:no you will not master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
master:well!
chi-chi:
mic:i think we should move on.
coolz:yah.
kelteo:hold on we are almost done.
ooksie:how do you know when you are done?
master:watch them.
kelteo:i think you should just stop being sarcastic so much!
mk:well this is what i think of you!!!!
punches him in the nose.
kelteo: oh that is it!!!!!!!!!!
the two get into a cat fight.
coolz:
ser:
kingnoob:
kelteo: ow my rib cage
ooksie:
mk: ow my splein!
master:now then can we join your clan?
lee:uhhhhhh.
kelteo:please!
mk:pretty please.
kingnoob: ok i took a sneak peek at the notes and saw that you guys are gonna help us do some imaginary quests!
mk:yay then lets get started on these quests!
kelteo:in the morning when we are healed.
ooksie:
mk: oh yeah.
they both faint.
nubles:i think that is the end of the chapter. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
28-Nov-2008 06:39:31 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 06:58:21 by Sirapyro
Chapter53 - Tree gnome village.
kingnoob:so i guess we have it settled then we are off to the tree gnome village for our first quest.
laugh:yes we are kingnoob.
frugoo:lets go do it.
the group walks to the tree gnome village.
kingnoob:whoa!
coolz:heh i have seen better.
nubles: ow! that chicken hurt me!
kills it.
kelteo: oh no you didnt!
starts beating up nubles.
ooksie:
kingnoob:maybe we should all split up.
abk:no we will not do that again!
kingnoob flys backwards
mr.fwuffems:lets just start the quest.
they start the quest.
ooksie:so all we have to do is climb to the top of that very large tree?
king:yep!
mr.fwuffems:no problem!
ooksie and mr.fwuffems climb up really fast.
mic:i can fly up.
flys up.
laugh:load this rope into my bowcaster and..............
shoots an arrow at the top of the tree and makes a climb rope.
laugh:come on everyone!
everyone except kingnoob climbs up.
kingnoob: ok here i come!
starts to climb up but falls off.
coolz:something tells me this is going to take a while.
kingnoob:im coming up!
falls.
kingnoob:im coming up!
falls.
kingnoob:im coming up!
falls.
kingnoob:im coming up!
falls.
kingnoob:im coming...............
lizzy: oh be quiet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
teleports him up.
kingnoob: oh thanks.
completes the quest...............then falls out.
kingnoob:i hurt everywhere.........*** my rib cage chapter please be over! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
kingnoob:so i guess we have it settled then we are off to the tree gnome village for our first quest.
laugh:yes we are kingnoob.
frugoo:lets go do it.
the group walks to the tree gnome village.
kingnoob:whoa!
coolz:heh i have seen better.
nubles: ow! that chicken hurt me!
kills it.
kelteo: oh no you didnt!
starts beating up nubles.
ooksie:
kingnoob:maybe we should all split up.
abk:no we will not do that again!
kingnoob flys backwards
mr.fwuffems:lets just start the quest.
they start the quest.
ooksie:so all we have to do is climb to the top of that very large tree?
king:yep!
mr.fwuffems:no problem!
ooksie and mr.fwuffems climb up really fast.
mic:i can fly up.
flys up.
laugh:load this rope into my bowcaster and..............
shoots an arrow at the top of the tree and makes a climb rope.
laugh:come on everyone!
everyone except kingnoob climbs up.
kingnoob: ok here i come!
starts to climb up but falls off.
coolz:something tells me this is going to take a while.
kingnoob:im coming up!
falls.
kingnoob:im coming up!
falls.
kingnoob:im coming up!
falls.
kingnoob:im coming up!
falls.
kingnoob:im coming...............
lizzy: oh be quiet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
teleports him up.
kingnoob: oh thanks.
completes the quest...............then falls out.
kingnoob:i hurt everywhere.........*** my rib cage chapter please be over! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
28-Nov-2008 06:39:32 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 06:58:58 by Sirapyro
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