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Chapter53 - Troll cook.

kingnoob:rr............... ok i think i am better.
gets up.
chi-chi:good now lets go do another quest.
after 8 weeks of searching for a new quest they decide to start the troll cook.
ooksie:i dont know trolls are kind of mean.
kingnoob:wussy!
they all start the quest.
lizzy magicly cooks hers.
troll tastes it.
troll:very good you beat thee quest.
lizzy:yay!
lee:and i thought this was a hard quest.
troll:you beat quest for saying that compliment!
lee:
mic:hey joey let me pass the quest.
troll: ok mic.
chi-chi cooks a huge meal.
troll tastes it.
whoa very good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
laugh,frugoo,rainrain and coolz all pass at the same time.
ooksie:we are good chefs!
mr.fwuffems:yah i just passed.
fancy:can i be in this chapter?
siradam157:sorry!
coolz:lalalalalalalalalala hmmmmhmmmmmmmhmmmmmhmmmmmmm. done.
troll:tastes good.
ser:yay i passed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
master:yay me to!!!
kelteo:that was an easy quest..............and i leveled up.
troll:all i did was kill a chicken!
blue:i brewed some really good beer and passed.
kingnoob finally gets his turn.
kingnoob: ok in real life i am a good cook.
takes an agg and it explodes.
kingnoob:wtf!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
troll:
kingnoob: ok i will try again.
makes bread dough and burns the bread before he puts it on the range.
kingnoob:!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
troll steaming.
kingnoob:
attempts to cook a chicken after getting beat up by kelteo.
burns it before he turned the range on.
troll:that is it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
turns on range and shoves his face on it.
kingnoob:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mod:you can beat the quest since that isnt supposed to happen.
kingnoob:thanks....ow! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter54 - The new god.

kelteo:now lets do the new god quest!
lee:couldnt we have started the chapter off with we have beaten 2 quests already or something?
mic:yah!
kelteo:
kingnoob:what do we have to lose.
they all start the quest.
chi-chi:the new god should be coming....................NOW!
the new god comes in.
cronor:hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
destroys a tower.
kingnoob:eek!
shoots him with an arrow and brings him down to 10 health.
cronor:hmmmmm?
disapears.
lizzy:
krazy:lets get to the mage.
they all walk for a while(if i wrote them walking it would take up 2 chapters
kingnoob:finally here!
mage:get me 100 red green and blue dragon scales!
lee:
frugoo:my legs!!!!
snap!
frugoo:-gulp- ow.
rainrain:we cant do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mage:stop complaining if one of you does it i will let all of you by!!!!!!
all:yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mage: i also need 200 laws.
kingnoob:ummm excuse me we are in medieval times there are no laws yet.
lizzy:whispers to him.
kingnoob: oh carry on.
mage:i will thank you!
mic:done.
laugh:whoa he is fast.
mic:i alread had them duh!
mage:thats it get out of my sight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
teleports them all to the new god.
cronor:raurgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kingnoob:
lizzy:watch. say peter piper picked a patch of peppers.
cronor: peetr pyper pipped a patch of peperz wait that isnt right!!!!!!!
explodes.
lizzy:tahdah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone except kingnoob does the same thing.
kingnoob:watch the old fashioned way of killing a god.
cronor:bring it *** i mean on you twit!!!
kingnoob takes out two swords.
cronor:raurgh!!!!!!!1
kingnoob:LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
cronor:so annoying!!!!
blows up.
mod:you guys all cheated so you beat the quest but get no rewards.
fancy:aw man! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter55 - Monkey madness quest.

kingnoob:z z z z z z z z z z z z z z............
ooksie:wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kingnoob:whosat!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
ooksie:remeber what happened?
coolz:yah.
kingnoob:last thing i remember we were doing that monkry madness quest.
lee:we were we all beat it then something hit you.

flash back

ser:lets do monkey madness now.
kelteo:yah i want to kill a monkey!
ooksie:
kills him.
kelteo: ow.
master:that has to hurt.
they start the quest.
kingnoob:so what do we have to do?
monkey dude:well i am hungry you all bring me a banana and i will let you beat the quest.
lee:to easy.
chi-chi:we can do that.
lizzy:that is to easy!
mk:yah even kingnoob........well maybe not kingnoob could do this.
kingnoob:
mr.fwuffems:haha you cant do anything!
laugh:he is getting stronger.
rainrain:yah why he is almost not a noob anymore.
kingnoob:but sir what does bronze mean you are not telling me!!!!!!
frugoo:no he is still a noob by a long shot.
everyone gets a banana except you know who.
kingnoob:now time to grab that banana!
jumps up to grab the banana.
kingnoob:i got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........hry why isnt it coming off the tree.......i am hanging in mid air by a banana!
snap!
kingnoob:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

flash back end.

kingnoob: oh yah.
everyone completes the quest.
monkey dude:yummy you guys beat the quest but get nothing.
all: Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 06:39:34 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:02:38 by Sirapyro

Chapter56 - Chefs assitant assitant?

kingnoob:now what quest?
lizzy:i am suprised you still want to do quests!
kingnoob:why wouldnt i?
laugh:lets see you were murdered by trolls on the death plateau quest.
lee:you got our things taken away on the new god quest.
chi-chi:you got 3rd degree burns on the troll cook quest.
frugoo:you almost died on the monkey madneess quest.
rainrain:and you fell out of a tree 18 times on the tree gnome village quest.
kingnoob:well i still want to do some quests!
mk: oh boy.
kelteo:rrg how do u guys put up with this!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
master:yes how!?!?!?!?!?!
nubles:we are used to it.
everyone starts the chefs assitant assistant quest(phew that is a mouthful)
chef:now then everyone perform the clap emote and you are done.
all:simple enough.
everyone claps except kingnoob.
kingnoob:come on!
mk:what is wrong?
kingnoob:my hands are like repelling magnets!
lee:everyone push his hands to gether!
everyone pushes as hard as they can until kingnoob claps.
all:yay!
jagex mod:no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all:huh?
jagex mod:you guys cheated by helping this guy so you can all beat the quest but you all get NOTHING!
leaves.
all look at kingnoob.
kingnoob:
everyone beats him up. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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28-Nov-2008 16:35:28 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:03:57 by Sirapyro

Chapter58 - Say goodbye and ...GOODBYE!

kingnoob:goodbye.
siradam157: oh just read the script and do what is says!!!!
kingnoob: ok ummmmmmm oh here it is.
kingnoob:guys i have been thinking.
lee:really?
chi-chi:lol good one lee.
kingnoob:
lee:continue.
fancy:yes continue.
kingnoob:maybe we should stop the clan.
nubles faints.
lizzy looks at nubles.
krazy:are you crazy!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
kingnoob:no you are.
krazy:
kingnoob:if we are a clan forever then we cant have fun on runescape.
lizzy:true.
fancy: ok then.
lizzy:i will return to ape atoll.
teleports away.
kingnoob:lee where will you go?
lee:me and chi-chi will go fill in the requirments for the arndouge contest.
kingnoob: oh yeah that.
fancy:i will go back to my old job.........helping thelissa.
leaves.
lee and chi-chi leave also.
kingnoob:blue what about you?
blue:i guess i will open up a bar.
leaves.
ser and coolz:we will travel to yanille......our home town!
mr.fwuffems:i am going with them.
they leave.
kingnoob:kelteo there is a farm that needs chicken protecting.
kelteo:see you later!
runs off.
kingnoob:mk?
mk:i dont know i guess i will go live and play runescape.
kingnoob:
master:bye.
laugh:rainrain,frugoo lets go back to castle wars where we belong.
rainrain: ok.
frugoo:bye kingnoob.
kingnoob:and last but not l;east nubles.
nubles:
ooksie:wake up nubles.
nubles:huh?
ooksie:we are leaving.
faints again.
kingnoob:bye everyone!
ooksie:they all left.
kingnoob:then bye.
walks away.
on a mountain top nearby.........
rat: perfect now they are all voulnurable.
??????????:that is good indeed.
rat:yes it is 2nd yes it is.
griffo:now we will have our revenge!
the camera goes behind them revealing a massive army of villains. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter61 - A fight to travel.

kingnoob:KILLER GET BEHIND THAT ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
killer: on it!
neon: you cant hide from poison!!!!
kingnoob:but we can kill it!
shoots neon in the heart.
neon:mm-falls down the cliff towards kingnoob.
kingnoob:now where is rat?
neon:i will never t............-dies-
kingnoob: one down a couple thousand to go.
ryan:ummmm readers stuff happens between chapters so siradam did not skip anything.
siradam157:like i would really forget anything like that!
ryan:well.
kingnoob:let move on we have 5 more citys to go before we reach arndouge.
mic:ummmmm actualy only four we are in tarevlry right now.
kingnoob:whatever i am bad at math.
killer:apparently.
kingnoob:this is war now!
ryan:lets just get to catherby before..........
kbd:i finally have you noobs!
ryan and killer: please dont kill us!
kingnoob:so kbd?
kbd:what?
kingnoob:you know that you are very voulnerable right now?
kbd:yah.
kingnoob:and you also know that mic beats you very easily right?
kbd:right.
kingnoob:so either you back off or mic kills you for good!
mic cracks his knuckles.
kbd:uhhhhhhh sorry to have wasted your time-flies away-
mic:i guess you reall arent a noob anymore.
kingnoob:no time for that we have to get to lee and chi-chi before we die!
ryan:ummmmm killer i think he scared the dragon off.
killer: oh right of course let us move on!
mic: Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter62 - Recovering lee

kingnoob:i can see arndouge ahead!
ryan:we should ditch this guy before we get into the city!
johnny:i have you guys now!
throws a ddp at them.
killer:heads up!
holds up a rune kite.
kingnoob:hold him off!
gets his bow ready.
ryan:hey you! come get me!
johnny:you cant beat me!
kingnoob shoots him.
johnny looks at his chest.
johnny:but he can.
dies and that is the end of poor johnny.
kingnoob:now lets fet into arndouge and recover lee!
mic:right!
gaurd:hault you...........umm how many are there?
gaurd2:four you twit!
gaurd: oh right hault you............where did they go?
kingnoob:sneaking by those gaurds was to easy.
ryan:no kidding.
??????:kingnoob?is that you.
kingnoob:lee!
lee:chi-chi come out here! kingnoob is here!
chi-chi: hey guys.
ryan:hello ma'am.
killer:hello.
lee:yo mic.
mic:wassup?
lee:what brings you guys to arndouge?
kingnoob:now that the game is in real life we need you back!
lee:sure.
chi-chi:im coming to!
lee:im sorry chi-chi you can really get hurt now i cant let that happen.
chi-chi:but.
lee:but nothing! i will not let you come and get hurt!
kingnoob:sorry chi-chi we will return safe and sound.
chi-chi:
lee: ok we should get laugh back also he is a high level and of good use.
kingnoob:right.............oh and this is ryan4454 and this is killer4.
lee:hello.
ryan:wassup?
killer:nice to meet you.
kingnoob: ok we should recover only a few members of the clan laugh ooksie an mr.fwuffems they are the strongest which is sort of ironic.
lee:blue has his ways we should get him to.
mic:lets just get everyone!
kingnoob:we cant become to big again or else rat will be able to find us to easy.
mic:true.
ryan:lets just say it is settled at this laugh guy ooksie and mr.fwuffems and the guy with a color for a name! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 16:35:32 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 07:08:39 by Sirapyro