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Chapter63 - To Yanille and Mr.Fwuffems.


kingnoob: come on lets go.

lee:im coming.

ryan:so who is mr.fwuffems?

kingnoob:he is a cat.

ryan:a cat?

lee:yes a very strong one to now just come on!

killer:yah ryan!

ryan: oh be quiet!

killer:

kingnoob:there it is yanille.

they walk into the city limit.

????????:kingnoob y.....you want us back!?!

kingnoob:sorry coolz we only need mr.fwuffems.

coolz:huh? but why?

kingnoob:because he is level 130!

mr.fwuffems:i will fight for kingnoob...........sorry coolz.

coolz:b......but your my best friend mr.fwuffems!

mr.fwuffems:as are you with me.

?????????:what about me?

kingnoob:sorry ser.

ser:why!?!?!?!?!?!

kingnoob:i cant risk any of you guys dieing that is why!

ser:but we can help.

lee:he just is trying to defend you guys.

ryan:hey i dont even know who you are so dont look at me!

mr.fwuffems:i amk ready.

kingnoob:come on we should go and continue our search.

kingnoob leaves with the noob clan 2.

ser: we will probably never see them again.

coolz:if they wanted mr.fwuffems that means they also want laugh and ooksie and probably blue.

ser:so?

coolz:so we gather up the rest of the clan that he isnt looking for and help kingnoob out in his final battle against rat!

ser:good plan but frugoo and rainrain are with laugh we have to start tomorrow.

coolz:until tomorrow we keep this to ourselves.

ser:right.

they bit* go home.

mic:Watch out an armada of goblins led by kromnar take evasive............

kingnoob shoots kromnar and kills him then all of the other goblins run off.

mic: or not.

kingnoob:3 down 7 more to go.

ryan:well lets get to castle wars.

killer:yah. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter67 - Evening the feild


kingnoob: ok so here are our forces me,lee,ryan,killer,mic***.fwuffems and scruffy.

scruffy:woof.

lee:and rat has himself,evilone,griffo,dante,stinky,2nd,and the scientist.

ryan:that means we have more!

kingnoob: one more allie than rat.

mic:rat is still almost impossible to kill.

lee:that is why we need to kill off some of rats men so rat is an easier target.

killer:WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are even in soldiers remember your friend laugh is there allie?

kingnoob: oh yah.

ryan:it is 8 to 8.

kingnoob:not when we are through with them.

????????: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingnoob:watch out! it is stinky.

stinky:

kingnoob:no pun intended!

stinky:-sigh-

kingnoob:lets get him!

shoots him in the leg.

stinky:my leg!!!!!!!

lee:let me finish this.

walks up to stinky with a rune scimatar.

lee:goodbye.

stabs him.

stinky:uh.

dies.

lee:now it is 8 to 7.

kingnoob:something tells me rat is going with an armie.

ryan:knowing how evil that rat is probably.

kingnoob:we need our own army.

lee:we lost ***tacy with all of them when we broke up the clan!

killer:is that bad?

mr.fwuffems:yes it is very bad.

scruffy:rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

kingnoob:-sniff sniff- i have smelt that before.

mic and lee:me to.

kingnoob:it is fancies enemy!

mr.fwuffmes: dorkstein!

dorkstein:hey where is fancy?

mic:hhold on a second!

mr.fwuffems:i feel never ending anger towards him!

scruffy:same here!

mic:so do i.

kingnoob:i dont.

lee:me neither.

killer and ryan:nope.

kingnoob:who are you dorkstein?

dorkstein:if you really want to know.

sheds all of his skin.

kingnoob: omg he is the chaos element!!!!!!! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter68 - Dorkstein element.


kingnoob:everyone be prepared for the worst!

chaos element(ce):wait i dont want to fight.

scruffy:wait only animals and monsters get mad at you then that means!

ce:fancy is part greater demon.

kingnoob:that is why he disliked you so much!

chaos element:exactly.

ryan:remember me!?!?!?!?!?! i am the kid that you killed ruthlessly without stopping! now i will kill you and this time it will be for good!

killer:no ryan dont!!!!!!!

ryan:yaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the chaos element shoots him with lightning.

kingnoob:ryan?

ryan:

killer:is he dead?

ryan:

kingnoob:he is dead!!!!!!

ryan(whispers):im not dead i am just pretending to be dead i have protect from mage baby!

kingnoob:

killer:you killed him!

mic:now then dorkstein!!!!!!!!!!

mic roars and magicly creates two greater demons.

mic:attack them!!!!

gd(greater demon): rrrrrrrrrr!

gd2:yes sir!

kingnoob:now why didnt you do that in the clan war?

mic: oh yah that would have worked good.

killer:hey chaos element you are a dorkstein!

mr.fwuffems:yah the dorkstein element.

lee:now that is a good one.

ce:stop teasing me!

all:lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!

scruffy:he is such a dorksteinish element!

mr.fwuffems:i cant believe the chaos element is so dorksteinish!

ce:waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!

runs off crying and ryan gets up.

ryan:haha!

lee:now then lets go and get ready to kill rat!

kingnoob: oh right sorry forgot about that. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter70 - Cutting things short.


kingnoob:hey you evilone!!!!!!!!!!!

evilone:yah?

shoots him in the heart with an arrow.

dante:that is better now that i got all of the beer out of my nose............huh?

mk:it is called death.

kills dante.

kelteo:give me some cover over here!!!!!!

kingnoob:aim towards the scientist!

scientist:no!!!!! runs into cover.

kingnoob:

blue:a little help please?

mic kills the soldier attacking blue.

blue:thanks.

mic:no problem.

coolz: once again i fight for FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

runs up to the scientist and rips him to shreds.

coolz:i have the mechanism!!!!

kingnoob:save it until we kill rat!!!!

coolz: ok.

laugh:so frugoo.

frugoo:no please laugh dont kill me!

laugh:sorry frugoo.

takes out a sword.

frugoo:no!!!!!!!!

loud banging noise in the background.

laugh:huh?

frugoo: phew.

banging noise again.

kingnoob:what is that?

banging gets louder.

laugh:i have a bad feeling about this.

a wall breaks down to reveal master riding ontop of the kbd!!

master:i broke free and made a new friend!

kbd:roar!!!!!!!!!

eats laugh and chews him into little bits.

rainrain:laugh was a good friend but he served under an enemy rule.

frugoo:he always did.

kingnoob:wait a second rat had never been to castle wars and laugh lives at castle wars so that means rat could never have recruited him which means there is an even bigger dark lord!!!!!!!

the screen goes to a dark castle and standing ontop of it is nitron in a dark robe with the dead body of bomb next to him. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter71 - An easier victory than before.


kingnoob:alrighty boys.........and girls attack!!!!!!!!!

all:yah!!!!!!!!!!

griffo(whispers):um 2nd lets get out of here.

2nd:right behind you.

they both leave.

kingnoob kill rats army!!!!!!

shoots an arrow at an enemy soldier.

kingnoob:direct hit!!!!!!!

after another hour of war kingnoob and his clan win a powerful victory without losing a single man..........or woman

lee:we won!!!

crazy:but rat,griffo,and 2nd all got away!

kingnoob:we have to track down rat he is the most dangerous.

frugoo:right.

krazy:i think i know where he is!

kingnoob:lead he way.

meanwhile..........

nitron: our plan to kill bomb worked.

rat:yes i would never really kidnap my master!

nitron:now then we have killed our main enemy now we must kill kingnoob and his clan.

rat:yes sir.

nitron:i want you to kill him today!

rat:what but he has so many allies i will die also!

nitron:kill kingnoob and your purpose in life will be folfilled it will not matter if you die.

rat:true.

back with the noob clan.

ryan:w...we won!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingnoob:not yet rat is still out there.

lee:thats right.

scruffy:um krazy not to ruxsh you or anyhting but are you lost?

krazy: ok ok i am lost!!!!!!!

kingnoob:we arent even on the map anymore according to this!

lee:-sigh-

blue:well one thing is for sure i know where we are!

mk:where are we now mr always drunk!?!?!?!?!?!?!

blue:...........we are in The land of eternal Shadows!

mr.fwuffems:we cant go in there it makes anyone who enters turn extremely evil!

coolz:yah lets get out of here.

killer:i....i.......feel....-faints and falls into the land of sinister evil.

ryan:no!!!!!!!

mic:killer was a good friend but now he will be our enemy.

kingnoob:we will wait here for killer to awake and then we must kill him Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter72 - The land of eternal shadows


2 hours pass and killer is still out cold.

kingnoob:man i dont want to kill him.

coolz:no one has been in the land of sinister evil this long!

mr.fwuffems:yah look you can see his veins through his skin and they are blcak!

nubles:-about to puke.-

ooksie:wuss.

swallows it.

nubles:no im not!

all puking.

nubles:what?

killer:mm.

kingnoob:he is waking up!

killer:what happened?

kingnoob:he doesnt seem evil.

killer:guys how did i get down here?

kingnoob puts his arrow away.

coolz:why arent you maniacly evil!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

killer: oh you know the legend.

coolz:yah the legend says


who so ever shall fall into this pit of zamorak shall
be forever cursed with his evil.
if so ever the victim is a pure soul of saradomin or guthix he may be able to fight back.

ryan:he must be a pure soul of saradomin or guthix.

fancy:rrg! get me away from here my demon half cant take zamoraks enegy!

kingnoob:lizzy! get fancy away from here.

lizzy:come on leets go.

they walk away.

kingnoob:so who do you worship?

killer:ummmmmmm well actualy i was assigned by jagex to take this form and assist you guys in your quest.

starts to grow gigger and more spirit like.

ryan:

almost dies of shock.

lee:are you ok?

tries to wake him up.

coolz:saradomin! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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