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Chapter27 - The great wall of Guthix


mg:we can no longer help you.

all:why?

mg:we are not able to descend that cliff.

the clan looks over the edge and ses the ground at least 4500ft away at a 90degree angle then the monsters leave.

ooksie:lets go.

chi-chi:i cant climb down this!

mic:i can carry you down but i cannot climb back up to get anyone else.

abm: ok.

mic jumps down with chi-chi.

kingnoob trips and falls off.

kingnoob:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

hits ground at the bottom with 1 health point left.

kingnoob:im ok!

back at the top................

lee:now how do we get down?

laugh:im climbing!

lee:hey where is fancy?

fancy(in the distance):i'm already at the bottom i climbed down fast because i have 99 agility!

ooksie:and im down too im a monkey a good climber!

nubles:and im down here too i was jumping and fell off!

lee:

rainrain:bye!

jumps off and lives.

frugoo:

after 2 hours everyone gets down except laugh.

in laughs mind..............

laughs dad(ld):we have to go down this wall!

laugh:it looks dangerous.

ld:come on it will be safe.

demon:lol!

steals laughs dad.

ld:help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

laugh:dad!

back in reality...........

laugh:i cant go down i....im.......scared.

kingnoob:LOL!

laugh jumps off and lands on kingnoob.

kingnoob:i see a light.

faints.

lee:lets set up camp and rest for the night. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter28 - The end of the journey to ape atoll


lee:guys wake up.

everyone wakes up except kingnoob.

lee:laugh.

laugh:im on it.

kicks kingnoob into a poison ivy bush.

kingnoob: ow ow ow ow ow itchy oh itchy itchy itchy itchy!

lee:lets continue moving!

krazy:i.......i can see an island! that has to be it!

ooksie:it is welcome to the gates of ape atoll.

two large apes run up and carry the group the rest of the way.

ooksie:ty freddy.

freddy:no problem old buddy.

ooksie:everyone welcome to ape atoll!

kingnoob:what is that place?

ooksie:huh yahwhat is that place?

freddy:that is the humans ape atoll mage arena just finished it yesterday head mistress only one living there doesnt like to be disturbed.

all: ok.

ooksie:can you take us to king eats fleas?

freddy:he died 8 years ago.

*oksie: oh

freddy:introducing king bannana peeler!

bp(bannana peeler):welcome humans...........ahhhhhhhhhhh ooksie the mighty war general monkey of ape atoll or as we called you general climbs trees.

ooksie:that isnt my nam anymore!

?????????:king bannana peeler i have a request.

bp:go ahead head mistress of ape atolls human mage arena.

?????????:my name is lizzy4501!

chi-chi:boys and monkeys always have to call us girls mrs or ms or lady.

lizzy:yah i know.

krazy:het baby.

lizzy: or baby..............however this one is cute wraps arm around krazies neck.

krazy(thinks):yes!

mic:can we stay here for the night we need to find something.

bp:you mean this?

pulls out bannanafier.

mic:how did you.............

bp:the prof called me and told me he was sending someone over to get it.

mic:SIRADAM157!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how did he...........

siradam157:logged out and went to phones are us.

mic slaps his head. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter29 - Retrieval and departure.


lee:now that we have the monkeyfier we should go back to rimmington huh?

all:yah.

mic:it is going to be a long journey.

ooksie:im up for it tho!

lizzy:um can i join your guys clan?

kingnoob:sure!

lizzy:i dont need the rune im wearing my wizzy clothes.

kingnoob: oh

lizzy:hang on!

all:what?

lizzy teleports the entire group to draynor.

lizzy:there.

all:ty!

the group walks up to the prof.

prof:did you bring it?

chi-chi:yes.

the prof plugs the bannana fier into his reverse thingy and turns the draynor manor back to normal.

kingnoob:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i wanted o eat the bannana right ooksie...............ooksie?

the group looks around but cant find ooksie anywhere.

nubles: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

starts crying his head out.

kingnoob:what is his problem?

abk:

nubles:i....i.....i miss my ooksie hes gone! YOU! lizzy you didnt teleport him with us!

lizzy:i cant teleport monkeys!

nubles:well i miss my ooksie!

runs away crying.

kingnoob: ooooooooooooooooooooooook who was that freak?

everyone still there beats him up. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter30 - A hunting we will go for our friends


mic: ooksie!

fancy:nubles!

kingnoob:bannanas!

lizzy: oo.............bannanas?

kingnoob:im hungry.

lee:we need to be looking for ooksie and nubles!

kingnoob:you mean the monkey and the hopping dude?

abk:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingnoob:

rat:we are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingnoob:uh-oh.

laugh:everyone get ready!

everyone except kingnoob and laigh back away.

kingnoob:why are we fighting and not them?

laugh: PRAYER!

they both turn on protect from melee.

laugh:COME ON PUSS!

puss:hiss!

rat:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

runs away.

griffo:uh-oh.

dante:i thought kingnoob was supposed to be easy to beat.

kromnar:less talk and more run!

johnny:right behind you!

the villains run away.

laugh thats more like it!

kingnoob:

abk:

kingnoob:hey a knife!

takes the knife.

player:giving away 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 logs noted!

kingnoob:ill take them!

gets all of the logs.

laugh:use the knife on the logs.

kingnoob:why?

does it.......................

kingnoob:why did the game just say lvl 87 fletching?

abk:

kingnoob:what?

??????(crying):m....m....my monkey!

rainrain:could that be?

frugoo:nubles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nubles:huh?

runs away again.

abk:

kingnoob:lalalalalalalala........................uh-oh.

gets beaten up.................again. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter 31 - A quest with no where to go......


kingnoob:sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo who are we looking for again?

turns on protect from melee.

lee:darn we cant beat him up.

chi-chi: oh well.

lizzy:im sorry i made you guys lose two members of your clan.

kingnoob:yah yah lady.

uses magic to take down protect from melee then everyone beats him up.

meanwhile.........................

rat:we have to find out a way to defeat kingnoob he is becoming to powerful and with that cat guarding them they are unbeatable.

griffo:what about us?

rat:are you kidding?im not going to let you guys touch kingnoob!

dante:

kromnar:i will get my goblin army to destroy them!

rat:kromnar you are a genius!

kromnar:i try.

back with noob

krazy:i miss nubles.

frugoo:so do i.

laugh:where do we go from here?

rat:lets have a clan war!

kromnar and this is part of our clan!

goblin army:yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

mic:

kingnoob: funny goblins claps hands like a fool.

lee:we except!

all:what!

lee:if we win then we will gain great respect as a clan.....now u guys in?

all:yah!

mic: one problem how do we beat the goblin army?

lee:i think you should know the answer to that.

mic:i like the way you think i will be back in time fo the clan war.

leaves to get something.

lee:lizzy you need to leave and get as many runes as you can.

lizzy: ok.

lee:laugh, you take rainrain and frugoo and go get alot of food!

laugh: ok lets go boys!

lee:now it is me,chi-chi,krazy,fancy and kingnoob.

fancy:i will go get lots of armour.

chi-chi:i will help.

krazy:me to!

lee: ok be careful chi-chi.

chi-chi:i will.

lee:that leaves me and kingnoob oh man! uhhhhhh hey chi-chi wait up!

kingnoob: ok i guess im on my own for a while. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter32 -A new beginning.


kingnoob:im all alone.......theres no one here beside me i have no one to derive me! but you gotta have friends!

all of runescape:STOP SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

donkey:now that is just taking my lines im so sad

kingnoob:

??????:hi kingnoob.

kingnoob: ow i bit my tounge because you scared........LEE! you are back!

lee:yep i knew that you would need some help.

kingnoob:im so emotional.

lee:

kingnoob:

lee:well lets go do something.

kingnoob:like what?

random person:FREE CRAFTING LESSONS!

kingnoob:lets craft!

lee:sure why not.

rp(random player): ok here is your first thing you need to craft now craft me some boots.

lee:strugles for a half hour trying to figure out how to craft the boots.

kingnoob crafts the pair of boots in 2.8 seconds.

rp:you are good but you are still not better than me!

genie:hello master king.

kingnoob:kingnoob.

genie:whatever hello master king.............noob!

kingnoob:

genie: oh just take this lamp and stop taunting me!

disapears.

kingnoob:lets see rub the lamp click on crafting.........oof!

post-it note flys on his face.

rp and lee:post-it note?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

kingnoob:it says you are now level 98 crafting.

looks at skills.

kingnoob:wow i really am.

lee and rp:

rp:you noob you ruined my class!

runs away crying.

lee:now you have lvl 4 attack lvl 3 defense lvl 5 strength lvl 87 fletching and now lvl 98 crafting!

kingnoob:yah.

lee:insanity!

kingnoob starts to drool.

lee:dont know what that means.

kingnoob:i know what "that" means!! i dont know what insanity means!

lee: -_- Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter33 - I can't think of a name for this chapter


kingnoob:siradam157!

siradam157:what?

kingnoob:come up with a name you are making me look bad!

siradam157: oh fine.


Chapter33 - Continuing a not so old search.


kingnoob:

siradam157:now we start the chapter. great you made me waste 500 letters!

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lee:we should continue looking for nubles and ooksie.

kingnoob:mr.hoppy?

?????????:yes.

both:huh?

lee:LIZZY! why are you back so soon?

lizzy:meet hendrik.

hendrik:hi im hendrik.

kingnoob:

lizzy:he is my assisstant with 99 runecrafting he can make me the runes.

hendrik:hi im hendrik.

lee:

izzy:he has some (whispers)issues.

hendrik:hi im hendrik.

kingnoob: oh hi hendrik have we met?

hendrik:hi im hendrik.

kingnoob: oh hi hendrik have we met?

lee:nope we are not going through this!

kingnoob:

hendrik: hi im..........

lizzy:hendrik go make me alot of runes please.

hendrik:you got it boss oh and my name is hendrik.

lizzy:GO!

hendrik: ok im hendrik.

lizzy slaps her head.

lee:we were just going to look for nubles.

??????:well i will help.

lee: ok who are you i cant see your face or name you have a towel over your nam.

??????: oh well ok then.

takes off helmet.

all:NUBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nubles:thats right im back.......without ookise

lee:we will find him.

nubles: i know am not leaving again.

takes off towel.

all:

lee:y...your'e lvl 92.

faints. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter34 - A tale of nubles.


lee:you are lvl 92!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

nubles:yah.

lizzy:how?

nubles:well i was....

siradam157:let me write this in narrative form.

nubles: ok.

siradam157:nvm go ahead.

nubles:uh ok...........well i was searching for ooksie and i wandered into the kharadian desert and found myself in the lair of kalphites. the kalphite queen attacked me directly for some reason and i defended myself the best i could but it wasnt enough........sadly so she killed me and i lost nothing for some reason and that is all there is to it.

lee:so how did u become lvl 92?

nubles: oh well back in lumbridge i tripped on a rock and got so angry i kicked it as hard as i could and it killed a lvl 90378392784576936239692735681565761956 monster that was walking by.

lizzy and lee:

kingnoob:

lee:welcome back to the clan.

nubles:im glad to be back.............why is this chapter called a story of nubles?

siradam157:i thought your story would take up more space here let me fix it.
************************************************************
chapter34:nubles is back.
____________________________________________________________

nubles:thats better.

???????????:hi everyone im back!!!!!!!!!

nubles: ooksie?

???????????:no its me krazy!

kingnoob:hi crazy-drooling-

krazy:its krazy not craZY.......oh never mind there is no reasoning with you!

fredrik:hi im fredrick and here are some runes your masterlyness and my name is fredrick.

lizzy:uh go make more runes ok.

fredrick:you got it boss and im fredrick

lizzy:GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 sheesh he is more annoying than kingnoob!

kingnoob: Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter35 - Colors


lee:so who is in clan?

nubles:me.

lizzy:me.

krazy:me.

kingnoob:-drooling-

lee:

????????:-hic- i am -hic- part of then band.

lee:?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

lizzy:what band?

????????:i am in the band not the clan lady!

lizzy: -uses bind-

????????: ow whatsh wash that forz?

lizzy:insulting me!

????????:when did ish get -hic-heresh?

lee slaps his head.

kingnoob:who are you?

????????:moo am i? i dontsh undershstand.

krazy:what is your name?

????????:what is my game? i dont have one.

lizzy:what are you called?

????????:my name isn't caleb! it is -falls asleep-

lizzy:

kingnoob:that looks like fun!

falls asleep too.

nubles:weirdos.

lizzy:not as weird as you hoppy.

stops hopping.

nubles:sorry.

lee:we need to find out who this guy is!

????????:-wakes up- huh? oh my name is blue x95.

kingnoob:-wakes up- hi red x95.

blue:its blue not red!

kingnoob: ok hi green x95!

blue:

lee:ignore him.

lizzy:want to join our clan?

blue:sure!

drinks a keg of beer.

blue:nowsh i amsh readysh to go!

he and kingnoob fall asleep.

meanwhile...........

fancy:chi-chi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! help me!

chi-chi:i am sorry.

runs away.

fancy:nononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

player:hah without that girl you will never win this game of chess!

fancy:no chi-chi help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

meanwhile again.........

rainrain:we cant leave him there!

frugoo:we have to get help now lets go!

rainrain: ok we will be back laugh.

as they leave it shows laugh buried,except his head, under the dead body of a two ton demon. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter36 - Rescuing Laugh.


lee:so blue what are you good at?

blue:whatsh? what am i good bat?....good bat good with a baseball bat? sorry but there is no such thing as baseball yet.

lizzy takes away his drunkness.

blue: oh i amk good at theiving really good.

lee: ok.

rainrain:help!help!

lee:huh?

kingnoob:

frugoo:it's laugh he is trapped under a two ton demon!

lee: oh know!

the group runs to laugh.

laugh:help i...i dont wanna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingnoob: ok -starts kicking him in th head.

laugh:

dies.

kingnoob:where did he go?

something appears in front of them.

kingnoob: uh-oh.

the figure was laugh he teleported from lumby and starts beating up kingnoob.

kingnoob: owwy owwy ow!

rainrain:lol you noob.

frugoo:i see you found nub........

sees his level and faints.

rainrain:whoa.

faints.

laugh: pretty high lvl for you.

claps hands with him.

meanwhile...........................in the wild.

rat:where are they!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

kromnar:they must be getting ready.

rat:you dante leave this fortress of safety and go into the open wild and look for them!

dante:you got it boss.

griffo:lol noob

a pker comes up and almost kills dante.

dante: ow that hurt!

rat:lol noob.

johnny:yah you are such a noob!

neon:shh***hh i can feel something they have alot of chapters left until they get here.

rat:curses! oh well lets play uno and go-fish until they get here.

siradam157:well the game is on a computer so u can xpect advanced stuff.

all in my story: oh. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

28-Nov-2008 06:12:45 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 06:20:00 by Sirapyro