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Chapter354 - Introva V.S. Fostarcit

Kingnoob: You could do that the whole time?
Introva: So?
Blue: Grr.
Chuckie: That's my line!
Fostarcit: -_- Let's just fight!
Introva: Gladly!*Swings his fist into Fostarcit's gut then pushes him to the ground.*
Fostarcit: You caught me off gaurd!
Introva: Grow up!
Fostarcit: *Trips Introva.*Heh heh.
Introva: Why you!

Fostarcit and Introva began attacking each with fighting forms that no one in the clan knew.

Introva: I never did like you!
Fostarcit: I was using you during our friendship!
Kingnoob: This is an...odd fight.
Wave: You said it.
Blue: We should help him.
Hi: He wants to kill him on his own.

Meanwhile...

Chris: Look at this cube!
Rafmox: Strange...I wonder what those holes are for.
Love: By the way, while I was scouting for food I heard screaming coming from over the cliff.
Logic: Great, that must be where the demons are.

The four run up the mountain and see two men engaged in combat with several other people watching.

Chris: Why don't those people help there ally?
Logic: Should we say something?

Back at the fight...

Kingnoob: I'm not going to take this any longer!
Blue: Stop!
Kingnoob: *Feels a buzz.*What the?*Pulls out the orb which is glowing.*What's going on?

The orb flies from Kingnoob's hand directly towards the cube in Chris's hand. The orb slides into the circular slot in the cube and the orb and cube glow red.

Logic: What did you do!?!
Kingnoob: *Reaches them.* Who are you? What is that?
Chris: I-I don't...

The cube suddenly changes to green and a cannonball shaped ball of energy fly's out...and strikes Fostarcit in the heart. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:59:21 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:33:03 by Sirapyro

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Chapter355 - The Dark king

Fostarcit: *Coughing up blood.*
Intrva: *Turns back to Rat.*Who is your master?
Fostarcit: Don't you know?*Coughs.*It's-*Dies.*
Rat: Grrr...Well time to defeat the Dark king.
Chuckie: ...Yah.
Kingnoob: This is Chris, Logic, Rafmox, and Love...apparently they found this ancient artifact made of the same material as the orb.
Blue: Let me see it.
Kingnoob: *Gives him orb.*
Blue: The cube!!
Kingnoob: Oh...right.
Chris: *Gives Blue the cube.*
Blue: Well it looks like there's a third...see the second slot on the bottom.
Love: We were wondering what that was.
Hi: It has to be another artifact.
Kingnoob: If those two combined could kill a Gedunian, I can't imagine its power at full.
Wave: We really shouldn't waste any more time here.
King mk: Wave is right, let's kill the dark king!
Kingnoob: Wait, I think a few of us should stay out here so incase we lose the entire clan won't die.
Milkshake: Good idea.
Kingnoob: Milky, Ooksie, Kingchoob, Mystery Mk, Milksmoothie, Scruffy, and O_o

stay out here.
All above: *Sigh.* Ok.
Blue: *Turns towards the castle in a heartbeat.* Let's go.

Meanwhile...

???????: Heh heh, those fools are way off. Now it is time to truly destroy them...from the inside!

To be continued.... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:59:22 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:33:35 by Sirapyro

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Chapter356 - The dark king part two

Kingnoob: How much farther?
Chuckie: For...I don't know.
Blue: What were you going to say?
Chuckie: Nothing, besides we have more important issues.
Blue: You're probably right.
Wave: Let's hit that Dark king so hard he never returns!
Rat and Chuckie: ...
Rafiel: This is going to be one of the hardest fights we've ever fought-
Blue: We've!?!?! All you've done is pick on me and support Zee!
Zee: That is true.
Rafiel: Hmm**.
Chris: Do they argue alot?
Milkshake: You can't beleive how much.
Love: Well I wish they would stop.

A few minutes later they are standing in front of the largest castle door known to man.

Lizzy: Whoa.
Noppa: THis guy must be really fancy for an evil lord.
Chuckie: ...*Starts to pound the door.*
Rafmox: What are you doing?
Chuckie: Knocking.
All: -_-

Sure enough the door opened, but it was a man that looked like a servant that opened the door.

Servant: Welcome to our castle, how may I help you?
Love: For an evil lord's servant he sure is formal.
Kingnoob: Errg...
Chuckie: What?
Kingnoob: I just had like...a quick painful headache.
Servant: The chefs are brewing poison a few rooms over, the gas might have hit you a little to hard.
Kingnoob: O_...Wait.
Blue: How do you make half a smiley!?!?!
Servant: Either way, let me take you to thy master.
Kingnoob: Alright, I hope that he isn't to diffucult.
Servant: *Thinks.* Fools!

After what seemed like a hundred yards they reached the fanciset door in the palace.

Servant: This is the door to the throne room.
Kingnoob: Let's do this!
Blue: This is the end of all of our enemys!!

The servant opens the door and the second Kingnoob sees the throne he enters another flashback. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:59:23 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:34:12 by Sirapyro

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Chapter357 - Revalation

The entire world goes black around Kingnoob and the next thing he sees is Mic(O) and himself outside of Rimmington.

Kingnoob: Want to go for a walk?
Mic: No, and I don't like you.
Kingnoob: Then why did you stay?

Kingnoob gets dizzy and the next thing he sees is his battle against Zamorak.

Zamorak: Time to die!
Blue: You are the one that will lose!
Kingnoob: Why did Zamorak want to kill me so bad?

Again Kingnoob enters a new area and he sees Inversion joining him.

Nubles: Inversion!
Inversion: I'm only on your side until we defeat Zamorak.
Kingnoob: But you're still on the team...I know you didn't stay becuase of friendship.

The next part of the vision was against Dn2.

Yzzil: Die Lizzy!
Eulb: Die Blue!
Lizzy: *Killed.*
Blue: Noooo!
Kingnoob: Why didn't I have a clone?

Next part of the vision is where Chuickie joins.

Chuckie: I don't like any of you!
Kingnoob: Then why don't you leave?
Chuckie: *Leaves.*
...
Chuckie: *Flys back.*
Kingnoob: Why did he come back?

His next vision was a combination of all of them.

Mic: I don't like you!
Zamorak: Time to die Kingnoob!
Inversion: Only until Zamorak is dead.
Chuckie: I hate all of you!
Chuckie: About a week before Kingnoob joined...
Kingnoob: *Shoots darkness from his hand.*
Survanet: ...So that only those worthy could weild the staffs.
Kingnoob: Why was I worthy? I'm no different than anyone else...unless.

Chuckie: About a week before Kingnoob joined.
Kingnoob: How?

Kingnoob hears the sound of thunder behind him and he sees the Dark king standing there.

Kingnoob: How are you in my head...no.

Kingnoob flashes back to reality and falls to his knees.

Servant: Now do you understand?
Blue: What's going on here!?!
Hi: Where's the Dark king!?!
Servant: You're friend knows...now.
Kingnoob: I-I'm the Dark king!

To be continued..... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:08:50 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:34:50 by Sirapyro

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Chapter358 - The story

Blue: You're the dark king!?!
Noppa: Why didn't you tell us?
Kingnoob: -_-
Noppa: Oh, right.
Servant: Now I have you guys right where I want you!
Kingnoob: What's even going on? I don't get any of this!
Servant: It was a few months ago...
Chuckie: You ruled Runescape with an iron fist...
Rat: But then one day you were killed by a very strong warrior...
Servant: And then I killed the warrior.
Chuckie: After that you were reincarnated in another body without your memory.
Rat: Both Mics, Chuckie, Me, and Tk all knew...that's why we joined you.
Chuckie: To make sure you didn't become evil again.
Kingnoob: But why did you attack me?
Rat: When we first met I was upset about Bomb killing my friends parents that I needed to attack something...you were the first person I saw. When Ooksie blocked me I got mad and wanted to kill you. It wasn't until I joined you that I realized who you were.
Servant: And Zamorak knew...he was trying to kill you so that he could rule Runescape.
Blue: Chuckie, why didn't you tell any of us?
Chuckie: I was worried that if I told you, you might tell Kingnoob.
Servant: Well you did a god job keeping him a good guy...but surely you know the rest of the legend?
Rat: Yes I do.
Servant: I was cursed by the dark king so that I would always be weak unless the dark king bowed down to me.
Kingnoob: I will never bow down to you!
Servant: And I figured you'd say that...but if I kill you then I will get all of my power back. So prepare to fight dark king! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:08:51 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:35:23 by Sirapyro

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Chapter359 - The Servant of the dark king

Servant: I was always more evil and powerful than you-*Starts to float.*But even with this curse on me I am still powerful!
Blue: Uh-oh.
Hi: Alright let's do this!
Wave: This is the last stand.
Servant: Let us begin!*Breathes fire at Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: Aaah!*Shoots darkness from his hands.*So it wasn't the staff.
Servant: I see you aren't completely powerless!

Thunder clouds surround the castle and the Servant seems to grow stronger.

Lizzy: I feel...powerful...*Casts fire blast.*
Milkshake: Our powers are back!*Casts all three god spells.*
Servant: *Phases through the blasts.*Omg! You guys are weak!!
Rat: Weak this!*Bites the Servants foot.*
Servant: Graaah!*Flings Rat into the wall.*
Kingnoob: Rat!*Throws a darkness dagger at the Servant.*
Servant: *Struck in the heart.*Good...but not good enough.

Dramatic music plays.

Servant: *Fires electricity at Kingnoob.*
Rafiel: Yipes!*Blocks the attack.*
Kingnob: Thanks.
Rafiel: No-*Stabbed in the neck.*
Kingnoob: Grrr!
Servant: Wasn't me.
Kingnoob: *Looks at Blue.*
Blue: Hey! We're better off without Rafiel!
Rafiel: I'm ok...i've felt worse.
Servant: -_- Die!*Breathes fire at Noppa.*
Noppa: *Absorbs the firw with his sword and shots it back.*
Wave: *Pulls out abyssal whips.*You are dangerously outnumbered!
Kingnoob: Surrender now.

The clouds grow thicker and the Servant grows stronger.

Servant: That feels good...*Stabs Chris.*

Love: No!!
Chris: See ya 'round.
Logic: Why you!*Punches the Servant in the place you do not want to be punched.*
Servant: So much pain! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:08:52 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:35:49 by Sirapyro

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Chapter360 - Ummm...Hi!!

Servant: *Fires more electricity in every direction.*
Master mk: We can't dodge this forever.*Struck.*
King mk: No!
Master mk: Alive...barely.
Ryan and Kingnoob: *Fire arrows so fast that it's almost like a wave.*
Servant: Heh...*Burns a hole through the arrows and is completely unharmed.*Honestly, I was expecting more of a fight.
Kingnoob: Then we'll give you one!
Hi: Well you're the dark king! You aren't exausted.
Blue: We can't fight him forever!
Ser: I'm going to rip you apart!
Servant: Sorry, but even a go-bless can't kill me.
Ser: A...Go-bless?
Servant: Go-blesses are humans with extraordinary powers...like your frind Nubles.
Nubles: But i'm not a human!
Servent: Elfien, Go-bless, and Creeton.
Chuckie: A Creeton is what me, Rat, and Scruffy are.
Servant: And you're distraction will be your doom!*Breathes fire at Jolt.*
Jolt: No!!
Kingnoob: *Takes the full blast.*Wasn't...going to let you get hurt.*Falls to knee.*
Servant: Now...surrender to me and i'll put your friends in prison rather than kill them.
Kingnoob: *Looks at clan.*O-...Ok.
All: No!
Kingnoob: I'd rather you guys live.
Blue: How come all of the main characters in any story fall for that trick?
Kingnoob: I...I...
Servant: Spit it out!!!!
Hi: There has to be some-Duh.*Hi starts to grin evily.*
Jolt: Ummm...are you ok?
Hi: Yes...I am.*Pulls out a whistle and blows it...*

All of the clouds disapear and a beam of light destroys the ceiling. Kingnoob falls back and the Servant Widens his eyes in fear.

Hi: Guys...I would like you to met my good friend Icthlarin.
Ic: *Eyes the Servant.*
Servant: Ic-Icthlarin...what are you doing here?
Ic:

You are messing with Hi?
Servant: No no no no no...I was just playing around with them!
Ic: *Low growl.*
Servant: Oh snazzle bark.

Ic holds up one hand and the Servant can feel his body slowly fading away. The Servant screamed and he was gone forever. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:08:52 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:36:13 by Sirapyro

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Chapter361 - The real story

Ic: See ya guys around.
Hi: See ya.
Blue: You...you are a god?
Hi: Uh...no! I used to be an Icthlarin priest.
Noppa: Works for me.
Kingnoob: Now then, I still don't get all of this. I'm the dark king and I know i'm not the leader of the illains.
Wave: And I would like to know exactly what's going on.
Chuckie: ...You guys really want to know the whole story?
All but Rat: Yes!!
Chuckie: First, is the dark king isn't the leader then the real leader can bring any of our enemys back to life at will.
Kingnoob: That could be trouble.
Chuckie: Now then, The dark king started out as one of the strongest players...he would have been able to beat Hunter A. One day he was camping exactly where were standing and he was...attacked by odd black spiders. Those spiders poisoned him greatly. The next morning he awoke half dead. To make it worse...the Servant was standing over him. The Servant snickered and was about to kill the dark king. The dark king barked out a spell quicker than the servant could...that exchanged there life force. The Servant was strong enough o resist the poison...but it still weakened him. The dark king suddenly felt an urge of power. He enslaved the Servant and created this castle. For at least a year he ruled Runescape. Warrior after warrior challenged him but all failed. One day a rather strong warrior barely killed the dark king and was then killed by the Servant. Saradomin knew the Servants power had overwhelmed you so he reincarnated you as Kingnoob. Your archery powers, darkness, strength, and leadership all stayed with you though.
^_^

: Such a sad story.
All: *Look at ^_^

*
Chris: *Limping.* So, what now?
Kingnoob: ...We kill Derponet.
Rat: How? He is one of the worlds strongest mages!
Kingnoob: I think I hjave an idea.
King mk: Guys...Master mk...died

Kingnoob: ...He will be the last of this clan to die! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:08:53 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:36:45 by Sirapyro

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Chapter362 - Beginning of the alliance

Derponet: Master, shall I summon them?
?????????: Yes, but I want you to explain the plan.
Derponet: Yes master.

Derponet steps into another chamber where he starts chanting some words and Fostarcit and the Servant return.

Derponet: That teleportation spell you used was quite clever.
Servant: Icthlarin honestly thought that I was dead?
Fostarcit: What do you want Derponet?
Derponet: The master has given me the plans...but they will not take place for several years.
Servant: What do we do until then?
Derponet: We will let them age, the meteor should do its job perfectly. Years after it crashes we will attack.
Both: Alright.
???: Don't forget about the "day."
Derponet: Ah yes...In about 60 years Kingnoob a.k.a. the dark king will release the spider poison that he unknowingly still carries. On that day anyone who has come in contact with the dark king or Kingnoob will be weakened. They will be no match.
Fostarcit: But in 60 years they will to old to defend themselves.
Derponet: You forgot about the baby. He will reassemle the clan when he is older...the noob clan will never stop until we kill them all.
???: *Holds up a scroll.*
Derponet: Thank you Tym(Time).

Tym was a brute...he wore green ragged and metal braces on his arms. He had a tattoo of a clock on his chest and blood red eyes. His beard was dark crimson and his hair was thinned out. His left hand was coated in steel and smaller than his other, obviously fake. The last thing about him was a giant scar on his forehead that looked like a ball.

Tym: *Eyes Derponet>8 Take the scroll.
Derponet: *Reads the scroll.* Heh heh heh...this will a great advantage for us. Looks like the meteor was abigger deal than we thought. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:08:54 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:37:14 by Sirapyro

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Chapter363 - Onto Derponet

Far away from the noob clan a man made comletely of metal appears in a puff of smoke. The figure was abviously a robot...but in Runescape? With the clan...

Kingnoob: How far away do you think Derponet is?
Chuckie: My guess is that it's about a days trip.
Lizzy: Bad news, our powers are gone.
Kingnoob: So are the clouds...there must be some kind of energy that's blocking out your powers, and the clouds intercepted it.
Milky: And we don't even have our cruiser.

Kingchoob and the others come up.

Kingchoob: Did you win?
All: -_-
Kigchoob: What?
Kingnoob: How can we get to Derponet!?!
Scruffy: If we had the Mics then we might be able to get there.
Blue: Well we don't!
Mk: Well, we'd better star walking.
Chris: *Holding his stomach.*Let's go!
Rat: Ooh...Chuckie will carry you.
Chuckie: No I wo- oh what's the point?
Chris: *Gets on Chuckie.*
Scruffy: I'll carry Milky.
Milky: Yay! I mean...ok.

A large explosion seperates the clan.

Kingnoob: What was that!?!
Robot: *Eyes Kingnoob.*Destroy.
Blue: Who are you!?!
Robot: Human wants to know my Id. The victims may refer to me as" Unit 2654".
Wave: What do you want?
2654: I have orders from the master to aniahlate you!
Mk: Who is your master.
2654: *No response.*
Ryan: What are you?
2654: I am an auto-operating machine, the master sent orders to kill the dark king.
Chuckie: Grr! I will not let you destroy Kingnoob!
2654: If you will not step aside then you shall die with him!
Chuckie: Bring it on! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 07:08:55 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:37:42 by Sirapyro

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