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Chapter163 - Noob vs NOOB clan part 2

kingnoob:lee! you came o your senses!

lee:i am only avenging chi-chi!

blue:you can avenge her by ducking.

dodges an attack from clover.

lee:grrrr!

stabs clover.

clover:uh! bye pumpkin.

pumpkin:NOOOOO!

charges at lee with a sword but kingnoob and blue both hold there swords in his way and he is killed.

blue:to nooby.

kingnoob:agreed.

kingnoob:just two of you left now!

stinky: oh come on!

stabbed by laugh.

laugh:loser!

z:now then noobs time to die!

starts shooting lightning at the clan but everyone dodges.

terbans:i dont know how much longer i can keep this up!

mic:me either.

ser:we have to kill this dude!

scruffy:im on it!

dodges a bolt of lightning then tackles z and starts eating him.

scruffy take this!

z pushes a dragon dagger into scruffys chest.

scruffy:no...im sorry...i failed.

dies.

z:i may be wounded...but i can still fight!

mic:you killed scruffy he was my best friend!

waps * with his tail.

*:what o you think that will do huh? none of you noobs can defeat me not now muahahahaahahahahaha!

mk:...look!

everyone turns and sees a huge black creature heading for them

mk:i guess the whistle did work for me!

kbd:roar!

*:what? no i cant die here!

kbd:to bad!

eats z alive then flys away.

kingnoob:alright now that we have a chance we need to come up with a strategy to defeat inverion and we need to come up with it now! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 05:28:34 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:07:28 by Sirapyro

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Chapter164 - Setting sail

kingnoob:alright its settled we take our boat and hit inversion with everything weve got!

all:yah!

blue:you heard the man everyone get on board!

everyone boards the ship except lee who does not feel strong enough to continue.

kingnoob:alright lets go this journey may take a while so everyone get comfortable!

milkshake:i hope inversion can be killed before he kills anyone else.

laugh:we all wish that.

rainrain:but some of will probably die by his hands.

kingnoob:...we have to fight our hardest to defeat inversion!

laugh:...oh yah inversion destroyed the real world device so runescape is real life for quite a while.

all:what!?!

laugh:you heard my words!

blue:great more bad news.

lizzy:we can win this!

mk: oh no.

blood:what?

mk:look! a larger force of pirates!

all:-gasp-

pirate captain:hmmm? ah the noobs from earlier...take down there ship and take them captive.

pirate:yes sir!

terbans:alright player lets do this!

pirates board the ship and knock terbans and player unconcious.

pirate:surrender yourselves you are outnumbered!

laugh:...actualy we are even in people.

pirate...still surrender!

all:never!

5 minutes later...

kingnoob:so they take us by force.

blue:and they sink our ship.

coolz:we really need to come up with a plan.

ser:agreed. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 05:28:34 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:08:24 by Sirapyro

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Chapter165 - Pirates

kingnoob:...i dont like pirates at all!

blue:no one does.

player:i think i can bust us out...oh yah the gloves...

lizzy:there has to be a way!

coolz:...

rainrain:anyone here a good theif?

blue:...duh!

picks the lock and sets himself free.

blue:theiving skill cape baby!

all:nice.

mic:now can you set us free?

laugh:i can do that!

flips so his feet are on the wall the pulls the chains out of the wall.

laugh:now i have chain whips and im free.

blood:what about the rest of us?

blue frees everyone.

player:alright laugh can you smash these metal gloves?

laugh whips the glves numerous times but they wont break.

laugh:sorry those thing are unbreakable.

terbans:i guess we cant energy beturn then.

blood:...duh i have the key to the gloves.

all: O_o

blood:what? i am a master key theif.

kingnoob:-mumbles-

ser:free player and terbans then we need to get out of here!

the key is stolen from blood.

blood: of course.

milkshake:they know were free!

blue:kingnoob! player! hold them off with your bows.

kingnoob:good plan.

kingnoob and player start to kill all of the pirates.

blue:lizzy i need you to teleport me and coolz to the captains deck.

lizzy:alright.

captain:so ye noobs have escaped?

coolz:yes...but we are not noobs!

blue:time to die!

captain: pff...yah right!

coolz stabs the captain but then his pirate turns into a carnivorous beast.

blue:i did not see that coming.

coolz:i dont think any one did...

the bird is struck by ser who tackled it from the ceiling.

ser:thats how you kill a bird...thingy.

blue:good now lets get back to the clan andthen we will take over this ship! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 05:28:35 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:09:19 by Sirapyro

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Chapter166 - The fleet

blue:alright we killed the captain now we can take this boat.

kingnoob: one problem...look!

everyone looks out the window and sees a fleet of pirate ships surrounding their ship.

laugh:lets take them down!

milkshake:hmm...

dives out the window and starts swimming somewhere.

kingnoob:wjere are you going!?!

mk:well find him later now lets just kill those pirates!

rainrain:attack!

after 10 minutes the battle finally begins.

laugh:a little off on timing there.

rainrain:grrrrr!

laugh:well you were!

whips a pirate to death.

blood:alright...

takes out his sword then turns it sideways and stands still.

kingnoob:blood pirates are coming at you!

blod:...

the pirates get inches away from blood when blood ducks and all of the pirates hit the floor.

blood: oh yah i got skittles!

mumbling between pirates and noob clan.

blood:now to finish the job!

does a backflip to get behind the pirates then slices them all up.

kingnoob:good work...oh no!

player:theyve got a cannon ship!

blue:a huge cannon on a ship!?!

player:-gulp-yah.

cannon operator:...fire in 3,2,...

a serpant rises out of the water and destroys the cannon ship.

kingnoob:...is that milkshake up there?

milkshake:woohoo!

pulls the serpants whiskers as reigns then the serpant destroys another ship.

kingnoob:milkshake take out the fleet then follow us to the castle...with your friend! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 05:28:36 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:09:58 by Sirapyro

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Chapter167 - The barricade

inversion:so they got past the pirates?

griffo:yes and only me 2nd and grey are alive.

inversion:...no matter i can take them outon my own!

walks outside then holds his hand in the air.

zamorak:what is it inversion!?!

inversion:i need a tune up on my power.

zamorak:what you need to do is book it.

inversion:why?

tree spirit:leave these woods and never come back!

inversion: oh come on there isnt even a plant on this entire island!

tree spirit:...

turns to ash.

inversion:het cool a rune axe.

zamorak:i will tune you up...if i can have it.

inversion:dang! here you go.

zamorak:thanks...

zaps inverion and inversion turns from all black to black and yellow swirled.

insandel:heh heh heh i wil not fail you master!

zamorak:you had better not this is gthe last form change i am giving you!

insandel:i will stall these noobs to learn-more evil voice-to control my power!

shoots lightining at the sea and a huge wall sprouts around the island.

inversion:lets see the noobs get by that!

meanwhile...

milkshake:whoa!

kingnoob:what do you see up there?

milkshake:inversion just made some sort of a barricade around the castle!

player: ok thats it we need to get these gloves off terbans!

terbans:i know but...duh!

uses energy beturning to destroy the gloves from the inside.

terbans:thats better.

frees player.

player:alright lets hit this barricade! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 05:28:37 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:10:28 by Sirapyro

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Chapter168 - Smashing the barricade

player:alright we are going to have to stop the boat so me and terbans can break this thing!

kingnoob: ok COOLZ cut the engine!

coolz:alright!

kingnoob:...we havent stopped.

coolz: problem the engine off switch is jammed!

kingnoob: oh no.

blue:terbans player destroy the engine!

kingnoob:then we wont be able to get into the castle.

blue:but we are gonna...

the front of the boat hits the barricade and is shattered but fortunatly the boat stopped so half of the boat is intact.

blue:crash.

kingnoob:everyone ok?

all:yah.

milkshake:terbans,player take that wall down.

terbans: ok!

player:...

terbans: player wake up!

ser:hes unconcious.

terbans:ill try to take it down alone then.

starts pounding air and chips of stone fly off the barricade.

terbans:i cant do it alone...its to tough.

kingnoob:there has to be a way to get through!

another boat pulls up beside them.

kingnoob:the s.s. monkey?

ooksie:need some help?

kingnoob: ooksie! yah we do!

ooksie: ok boys board that ship and take out that wall!

the two giant apes from the first story come and start pounding the wall.

ooksie:wheres nubles?

kingnoob:...

ooksie:...no! he didnt...

kingnoob nods his head.

ooksie:no!

kingnoob:we will avenge him...dont worry.

ooksie:inversion must pay!

player:huh?

stands up and cuts the barricade clean in half.

terbans:how did you?

player:i know a few tricks.

terbans: oh.

kingnoob:to the castle!

the castle disapears and the clan ends up on a colossal island.

kingnoob:where are we?

5 huge monsters rise from the ground.

kingnoob:not good. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 05:28:37 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:10:56 by Sirapyro

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Chapter169 - The five golems

laugh:what are those things!?!

milkshake:i dont know!

mk:i think they are the five golems...an urban legend from my hometown.

kingnoob:then tell it to us before they spot us!

mk:alright this is the exact way the prophecy went

long ago during the god wars saradomin and zamorak entered a deadly battle between the two of themselves and neither let there gaurd down at all. guthix,upset by this,came and tried to put a stop to this fighting but was tossed aside by the other two gods. feeling useless guthix absorbed some of zamoraks and saradomins enegy then shot it along with some of his own at the ground where they stood. there was a terrible earthquake and 5 enormous golems rose from the ground but remained motionless. guthix then crafted 5 crystals and charged them with life. he then placed those crystals in the golems chests and they came to life. unfortunatly zamorak manipulated these golems and the golems warded off saradomin and guthix and zamorak reburied the glems only to arise when called upon.

kingnoob:-gulp-

blue:i guess that means we have to hit those crystals on their chests with everything weve got!

player:a bomb will deflect so me and kingnoob will range them.

griffo:not before they kill you all!

the golems look down at the noob clan.

lizzy:they have spotted us.

laugh:lets get tem already!

kingnoob: player! get your bow ready, the rest of you hold them off!

blue:how?

blood:hmm...

puts on its side on the ground where a golem is about the step and chip peices get stuck in the golems foot.

golem:~~~Q~~~M~~~T

mk: oh yah they also speak some ancient language.

laugh:never mind that lets just attack! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 05:28:38 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:11:35 by Sirapyro

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Chapter170 - The golems part 1

laugh:alright we needto hold them off guys!

blood:get behind them!

golem 3:~~!~~~W~~~L

stomps and knocks every one off there feet.

golem 5:~~+~~~f

laugh:alright siradam157 stop making these dudes spam!

mk:its a language...of some sort.

kingnoob:already!

player:fire one!

kingnoob and player both fire flaming arrows at the crystals but nothing happens.

player:we are going to need to fire more arowws than that!

kingnoob:no you think!?!

a golem picks up lizzy.

blue:lizzy!

runs towards the golem but 2nd jumps down and knocks blue to the ground.

blue:no lizzy!

the golem claps his hands on lizzy.

blue:lizzy!

lizzy:hello?teleporting?

blue:right...

terbans:alright player lets give these things a good energy beturning!

player:these things are alive...we cant touch tem with our abilities!

terbans:true...

player:look! a huge boulder...

terbans:at the top of that cliff.

kingnoob:directly over a golem.

player:terbans...lets break it!

player and terbans tumble the large boulder and it destroys on golem.

terbans: one down 4 to go!

player:-gulp- look.

terbans:...what?

kingnoob:the golem is reforming itself!

*oksie:we have to kill destroy those crystals its the only way!

kingnoob:no kidding.

laugh:ineed to get close to them...i think i can shatter them with these chain whips.

blood:i cant do that...no one here can! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 05:28:39 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:12:06 by Sirapyro

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Chapter171 - The golems part 2

kingnob:alright its either laugh or arrows.

laugh:we have to do both!

player:done!

kingnoob:what?

player:me and terbans sharpened all of the arrows so they should be stroger now.

kingnoob: ok...fire two!

the arrow still bounces off.

kingnoob:what will work!?!

player:we need to get closer!

player:help!

terbans:no! hes being abducted by the golem!

blue:lizzy!

lizzy:i cant...im out of runes and hendrik cant swim and we are on an island.

blue:...oh.

player:help!

the golem lifts up his hand the smash player when...

zip!

player and golem:huh?

kingnoob:look! theres an arrow in its crystal!

golem:~~~R~~~R~~~R

player:what the?

a man in full veracs flys in on what loks like a steel magic carpet.

player:huh?

the figure fires 10 more arrows at the golem and it dies.

player:im falling!

the figure catches player and takes him back to the clan.

kingnoob:who are you?

the figure removes his helmet to reveal a familiar face.

player:jack!?! what are you doing here!?!

jack:i came to help as an apoligy for acusing you of strangling my parents.

player:well you could get laugh closer so he could whip the crystals.

jack:done.

laugh jumps on the carpet and flys up to a golem where he shatters the crystal of a golem with his whips.

jack:im gonna fire at another!

together the two take out the golems but griffo,2nd,and grey left just in time.

kingnoob:yah!

everyone is teleported to where they were before they fought the golems.

kingnoob:alright everyone on ook*ies boat...and head straight for inversions castle! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 05:28:39 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:12:50 by Sirapyro

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Chapter173 - Insandel

kingnoob:theres the castle!

blue:we end this once and for all!

in the castle...

insandel:so they are minutes away?

griffo:yes sir...they killed the golems as well.

insandel:bah! just let them in so i can kill them!

grey:yes sir.

back with the clan.

kingnoob:alright...there it is...the castle!

blue:lets do this!

ooksie:...that barrel...we have a stwaway!

lee:no! its just me.

ooksie: oh.

kingnoob:so you decided to come.

lee:we must avenge chi-chi.

blood:and we will!

king bannana peeler:stop talking...were here!

mk:alright...-blows masters whistle but no noise comes from it-

mk:thats weird.

catches up with the clan.

kingnoob:alright this is it.

player:terbans...lets smash these chains!

terbans:right.

they destroy the chins and lower the dram bridge.

laugh:lets go!

everyone charges in.

kingnoob:no one again...kepp your gaurd up!

lizzy:...-gasps-

blue:what?

looks at lizzy who is on the floor dead.

blue:no!

griffo:now that you are magicless master insandel would be happy to see you.

kingnoob:i guess hes insandel now!

blue:i will avenge her!

lee:we both will!

everyone runs into the thone room to see insandel looking out th window.

kingnoob:insandel!

insandel:...so the noobs have FINALLY arrived.

kingnoob:we arent noobs and yes...weve arrived.

insandel: perfect timing too...i just got a tune up!

fires electricity at jack killing him in a second.

player:JACK!

insandel magicly creates a dageer and throws at players neck.

player:...jack...im joining you.

dies.

terbans:no!

kingnoob:you die here insandel! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 07:07:41 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:13:25 by Sirapyro

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