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Chapter153 - The attack part 3

seraya:...there i can see the perimiter of defense!

at the perimiter...

neon(looking through binoculars):alright...evilone! inform inversion that the enemy has arrived!

evilone:you got it!

kromnar:so we fire bombs?

neon:wait for it...

kingnoob:...they have bombs!

blue:well so do we!

lizzy:ill teleport the supplies!

teleports a whole bunch of beer glasses,rags,and tinderboxes.

blue:everyone start putting the rags into the glasses!

everyone loads the glasses with rags.

neon:ready...aim........fire!

blue:fire!

a huge wave of fire bombs and beer bombs collide in mid air and make 4th of july like explosions.

ryan: ooh...pretty.

blue:saradomin bless runescape.

scruffy:they have more!

lizzy:hang on!

neon:fire!

lizzzy magicly creates a huge sheild and blocks all of the bombs.

guntad:good job...now hit them with everything we got!

neon:ready...aim......

gets shot in the forehead with an arrow.

kromnar:...fire?

gets shot with a flaming arrow.

kromnar: of course.

starts running around like a maniac trying to get he fire off but dies of massive blood loss from the arrow.

bomb operator:do we fire now?

gets shot with an arrow.

bomb operator 2:i think we do.

gets hit with a beer glass bomb.

bomb opertor 3:lets retreat.

the defense is blown to bits by fancy and krazy who were operating the cannons.

fancy:yah!

krazy:good shooting partner.

fancy:comboy talk?

krazy:nvm.

guntad:alright now it is downhill to introv** castle!

meanwhile...

evilone:master...they are here.

inversion:i know...they destroyed the defenses...make sure they have a sprise when they come in.

evilone:yes sir.

inversion:bring me guntad and kingnoob...both alive. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Sirapyro

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Chapter154 - The attack part 4

kingnoob: ok everybody ready?

all:yah!

kingnoob:then lets do this!

all:yeargh!

kingnoob:when we reach the castle.

random mumbling amongs the crowd.

kingnoob: ok...charge!

all:yah!

everyone gets off of the ship and charges for the castle.

kingnoob:alright player,terbans take down the gate!

they destroy the chains and the draw bridge releases.

kingnoob:alright go!

guntad:come on!

everyone runs in and inds no one.

blue:anyone home?

mic:look out!

an arrow zips through fancys heart.

kingnoob:fancy!

fancy:...we had... a long friendship...kingnoob.

dies.

kingnoob:...

an arrow flys top speed towards kingnoob but kingnoob i so angry that the arrow shatters before it can touch him.

stranger:what the!?!

kingnoob:you killed fancy!

stranger:...no fluffems did!

fluffems:meow?

mr.fwuffems: oh that is just insulting!

mr.fwuffems jumps in the air and kills fluffems.

stranger:FLUFFEMS!

shoots an arrow at mr.fwuffems.

coolz:NOO!

throws a ddp at strangers neck.

coolz: mr,.fwuffems dont die!

mr.fwuffems:...

coolz:no(sobbing).

kingnoob:we will kill introva for all that he has done.

coolz:it will never fill the void in my heart!

kingnoob:we have o move more goons could be here any second!

a large rock slams onto the ground and knocks everyone unconcious.

kingnoob:w...where am i?

inversion:hello kingnoob and guntad.

kingnoob:how did you become inversion again!?!

inversion:zamorak.

guntad:you are still my arch enemy!

inversion:yah and you want to kill me...but you wont stop there...you were going to kill kingnoob also.

kingnoob: i knew there was something suspicous about you! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Sirapyro

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Chapter155 - Explanation

guntad:yah so what i want to be the top clan in the world!

inversion: oh boohoo!

kingnoob:so you just saved us to use us!?!

guntad:you catch on fast noob!

kingnoob:why you little!

inversion:i love a good noob fight.

kingnoob:...where are my friends?

inversion:they are not the ones i wish to kill...they are ll alive in my dungeon...looks like this attack was pointless.

kingnoob:but why does guntad want to kill you so bad?

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flashback
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rat:lizard!

lizard:what is it rat?

kingnoob:guntad was a lizard!?!

rat:how did you get into the flashback!?!

kingnoob:...continue.

rat:there is some bad people coming to kill all of us animals!

lizard:not bomb again!

rat:we need to run!

lizard:i have to save my family!

rat:there is no time now lets go!

lizard:no!

runs to a lizard whole.

rat:fine die for all i care!

lizard:what!?!

bomb:huhhah!

kills lizards family.

lizard:what no! rat you forced my family to die!

runs away crying.

rat:gotta hide behind this bush.

kingnoob:hi.

player:thats a bush...

kingnoob:no i was talking to the rat behind it!

rat:must bite him...he to nooby!

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end flashback
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guntad:you let my family die!

inversion:i savd your life!

kingnoob:this happened the same day i started playing runescape?

both:quite! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Sirapyro

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Chapter156 - The dungeon

lee:a torture chamber?

chi-chi:this int a torture chamber...

krazy:its...its...its made of cotton candy.

duke:get it away! get it away!

all:

duke:what?

nubles:nothing.

frugoo:i guess this is it...living off of cotton candy until we die.

seraya:terbans player can you break u out?

both:we can try.

they both energy beturn themselves and everyonr else free.

lee:now lets move!

5 secs later...

lee:now we are in a real cage.

stinky:you really thought that you could break out?

lee:honestly...yes.

blue:...

lizzy:hey stinky let us out!

stinky:no!

lizzy kills him with magic then uses telecenetic grab the keys.

dtro: (whispers) duke,seraya guntad just ordered us to atack kingnoobs clan in my mind.

seraya:alright.

lizzy opens all of the cages then...

seraya:time to die!

all:huh?

knocks blood unconcious.

detro:time to kill you guys!

mk:there was a reason master ran from you! you tried to kill him!

detro:actually i killed the ice warriors and he lost trust in me.

lizzy:well you die here!

detro: oh do i?

duke:yeeargh!

mic:roar!

duke:...

makes his pants brown in an instant.

mic:roar!

eats the duke alive.

mic:tasty.

scruffy:move it!

nubles:alright i am going to take you out!

detro: oh are you?

lunges at nubles with a sword but nubles dodges.

nubles:haha!

kelteo:alright move move we need to get out of this dungeon and free kingnoob!

looks down and sees a pair of claws in his chest.

detro:chicken noob!

mk:kelteo!

detro:what are you going to do about his death!?!

lunges at detro with a god sword and pushes it through his rib cage.

detro: oh...thats what you are going to do.

dies.

coolz:come on lets get out of here! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter157 - The three way battle part 1

inversion:either of you have any last words?

kingnoob:...

guntad:you gonna kill me like you tricked me into letting my parents die?

inversion:

shot in the elbow with an arrow.

inversion:what the!?!

heals instantly.

player:direct shot!

guntad:rallet! set me free!

rallet:you got it!

lee cuts kingnoob free and rallet cuts guntad free.

inversion:i have backup also.

snaps and his entire clan appears out of nowhere.

kingnoob:we have the upper hand.

ser:we do?

coolz:for now.

blue:lets just fight already!

laugh:attack!

guntad:looks like its me and rallet vs all of them!

diablo:eye will kill all of thee...

shot by player wih an arrow.

diablo:noobs.

dies.

vanir:finally!

scruffy:get them!

guntad:seraya! help us fight them off!

seraya:now that i will do!

starts using his staff to knock everyone away from guntad.

inversion:laugh do you have a clear aim on ralet?

laugh:...

shots rallet in the side of the head with a crossbow.

rallet:...*

dies.

kingnoob:well that lowers guntads side!

frugoo:a little help?

laugh:now then frugoo you WILL die!

stabs frugoo.

rainrain:no!

frugoo:rainrain...you...were...my...best friend.

laugh:best...friend?

rainrain:NO!

kingnoob:well worry about the deaths later just keep your gaurd up!

rainrain:...alright!

laugh:friend?...i...had...friends.

inversion:laugh! kill them all.

laugh:... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter158 - The three way battle part 2

kingnoob:alright how many more are there?

milkshake:well inversion has 11 left.

stabs evilone.

milkshake:make tat 10 left and guntad has 2.

kingnoob:we could min this!

z:not!

stabs pk.

milkshake: pk!

pk:goodbye milkshake.

dies.

milkshake:alright thats it!

nubles:we might want to consider retreating?

blue:good plan.

kingnoob:no not until we kill guntad!

guntad:so you think you will kill me huh!?!

inversion:guntad will take care of all of you.

teleports himself and his clan away.

funtad:2 on...18 huh?

kingnoob:thats righ!

krazy:me and kingnoob will take hem the rest of you get to the ships!

all:right!

kingnoob:now its tow on two.

guntad:not for long...

sends a lightining bolt at krazy and krazy dies.

kingnoob:krazy!

kingnoob: one on two huh?

guntad:exactly right.

kingnoob sticks his sword into the ground the grabs it and starts to spin and while he is spinning knocks guntad on to the ground but seraya knocks kingnoob onto the ground then puts his staff to his neck.

kingnoob:gahk!

guntad:finish him seraya!

seraya:kill him?

kingnoob:no seraya do what you think is right!

seraya:...

guntad:kill!

kingnoob:heart!

seraya:...

pulls his staff away from kingnoob and stabs guntad in the heart with it then he pulls it out and stabs himself with it.

kingnoob:...guntads clan is no more!

goes to the boats.

blue:where is krazy?

kingnoob:...

blue: oh.

lizzy:i cant believe how many friends we lost today.

kingnoob:lets head back to the main land where we can recooperae then we will kill inversion once and for all!

they set the boats asail and the screen goes to the back of the boat where it shows laugh...gripping onto the boat for dear life. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 04:45:08 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2008 20:03:54 by Sirapyro

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Chapter159 - Revenge...or a friend?

kingnoob:theres the mainland.

blue:we left with so many friends...now we have not as many.

rainran:many friends were lost there...we must avenge every last one of them!

laugh:im sorry.

all:?

rainrain:its laugh!

grabs laugh by the scruff of his shirt then pushes him against a wall.

rainrain:its time to pay laugh!

laugh:i didnt come to fight!

kingnoob:you are lieing! you are our enemy!

laugh:...i know that i betrayed you guys...i know that i killed frugoo...but when rainrain said friend...i just felt hat i had o help you guys.

lizzy:he is telling the truth.

blue:laugh i dont know that we can ever trust you again!

laugh: probably not but give me a chance!

kingnoob:...one chance only!

blood:so our enemy is going to become our friend?

kingnoob:he was our friend a long time ago...but he betrayed us.

blood: oh.

rainrain:...i cant trust you laugh!

lee:let him go!

rainrain:...i have got my eye on you.

laugh:i dont blame you...rainrain.

mic: ok we have hit land lets get off of the boat and recooperate so we can destroy inversion!

meanwhile...

inversion:so...laugh betrayed us?

griffo:yes sir he left with the noob clan.

2nd:should we send search partys to hunt them down?
inversion:...no...they will be back. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter160 - The land of eternal Shadows again!

kingnoob:alright we need a strategy to defeat inversion.

blue:well we lowered his forces so they might be a little easier to take out.

lizzy:thats true but we still cant win with his ultimate power.

ryan:how do we...

kingnob:what?...we went way off course.

milkshake:the land of eternal shadows.

ryan:this place reminds me of killer...err saradomin...lets leave.

kingnoob:well this place is dangerous.

blue:do you feel rumbling?

lizzy:earthquake?

laugh:...worse!

mic:stampede!

ser:run!

everyone starts to run but ryan trips and rolls to avoid the tampede...but he rolled the wrong way.

ryan:whoa...im going downhill...that means...NO!

kingnoob:ryan!

player:he fell into the land of eternal shadows...we cant help him now.

ryan:...but i can help you...die!

rises from the ground with blood red eyes.

kingnoob:he has been possesed by the evils of the land of shadows!

ryan:raaah!

takes out claws and kills...(gulp)chi-chi.

lee:NOOOOOOOOO!

turns around and puches ryan so hard he is sent flying all the way to inversions castle.

lee:chi-chi!

chi-chi:dont forget me...lee.

dies.

lee:...i...i dont have the strength to move on with you guys.

kingnoob:what? we need you!

lee:i cant do it!

kingnoob:...we are all feeling sad but we must avenge her.

lee:i cant ok!?! just leave me!

kingnoob:...fine.

blue:goodbye lee.

terbans:we will miss you chi-chi.

they leave.

lee:...chi-chi...ryan must pay! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter161 - Planning an attack

kingnoob:alright we have 18 members of our clan left...we may have inversion outnumbered but he has us outmatched.

laugh:you can say that again.

kingnoob:we are going to need a strategy to defeat inversion.

blood:doesnt ookise lead that army of animals?

ooksie:why didnt they arrive on the castle island?

kingnoob:guntad never loaded them on thats why.

ooksie:...i will gather the animals and a few more...i will be back in time for the final battle.

nubles:dont die ooksie.

ooksie:dont worry!

mk:alright we just lost access to chi-chis dungeon army so we are short an army.

blue:thats true.

coolz:so what do we do?

mk:...i have masters whislte.

blows a lack whistle with three ends.

blood:what happened?

mk: only master can use it.

lizzy:i say we load up and attack them with full force!

blue:what good will that do? he is ultrapowerful!

terbans:we could collapse his castle in on him.

player:it would take years for us to bring something that big down!

terbans:...

milkshake: our best chance is to coordinate a plan and fight them off with full force.

kingnoob:that is probably our best... LOOK OUT!

everyone dodges an attack from pumpkin and ryan.

ryan:now you noobs will die!

pumpkin:master inversion sent us to kill you!

grey:thats right you will die!

clover:lets just attack them already! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter162 - Noob vs NOOB clan part 1

scruffy:so you guys have come to kill us huh?

z:yah master inversion wants you guys to be out of his way for zamoraks plans!

laugh:i knew that zamorak was back!

stinky:no matter...none of you can stop us!

ryan:attack!

kingnoob:fight back!

coolz:...this is for mr.fwuffems!

pulls out a bow and starts firing at ryan like crazy but misses every time.

ryan:heh heh is that your best?

flys towards coolz with a sword but coolz barely dodges it.

player:take this!

crumbles a stone pillar and crushes zamtorap.

player:boyah!

terbans: player duck!

player hits the ground just in time to avoisd an attack from vanir.

terbans:NO!

crumbles the ground beneath van*** feet and he falls into the core of the earth.

2nd:...thats gotta hurt.

terbans:your next!

2nd,grey,and griffo book it.

ryan:those three cowards!

nubles:they did the right thing by retreating!

startsswiping his sword like a maniac at ryan.

nubles:you will die!

nubles hears a zipping sound then looks at his chest.

nubles:when did that...blade get there?

he jumps before he dies and the blade is sent into stinkys forehead killing him also.

kingnoob:nubles!

nubles:tell ooksie...i will miss him.

dies.

kingnoob:no nubles!

z: pathetic noob!

kingnoob:you will all pay for the deaths that you have caused!

z:yah right!

knocks kingnoob unconcious.

blue:kingnoob!

charges at * but is also knocked unconcious.

ryan:these noobs are doomed and they...

a blade zips through ryans back.

ryan:i was asking for that.

dies.

lee:take that you murderer!

slices ryan into peices.

lee:that is what you get! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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