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Chapter422 - Servants of Zamorak

Milky: ISn't there another test?
George: No, this is the last test I have to offer!*Swings his hammer in circles, barely missing everyone.*
Earthy: I'm gonna try shattering his hammer with an earth spell.
Gil: No suprise there.
Art: Should I get us out of here?
Milky: No! We can take hiom. Earthy, do it.
Earthy: Alright!*Throws a strange capsule on the ground then points at the hammer. The hammer starts to crumble, but only a little.*
Ictan: I think we're in trouble.
Socks: You think!?!
Ben: We'll try to distract it!
Rohane: But we'll need some bombs.
Purple: If you give me some time I can make you some bombs.
Rohane: Good. We'll hold it off!
George: I beg to differ!*Swings hammer, sending Milky crashing into a wall.*
Milky: My.....everything!
Chloe: Earthy! We have to help your uncle!
Earthy: I'm on it!*Casts a sheilding spell and trys to heal Milky.*
George: *Kicks Rohane and Ben into a wall.* Pathetic!
Hayes: Great. Purple! Hurry!
Purple: I'm trying!
Ictan: Maybe it would go a little faster if you were straight.
Purple: Oh be quiet!*Continues making beer bombs.*

Meanwhile Chuckie entered the Black demon providence and was instantly attacked. Chuckie threw off there attacks like flys and proceeded to a large, beaten down shack. Once inside he tapped the largest Black demon on the back.

Black demon: What is i-
ChuckieL *Punches the demon into the wall across the room.*
Demon1: It's a regualr demon get him!
Black demon: No, this is one of the few Zamorak demons. Hello Chuckie.
Chuckie: I see that even after I shred you to peices you still lived.
Black demon: Found your family have you?
Chuckie: Yes, and you are going to pay!
Black demon: *Snickers.*I except your challenge. And even more interesting. If I win I get your rank as Zamorak demon.
Chuckie: And if I win you give me your multiplacation powers.
Black demon: Then let's fight. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:20:59 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:12:36 by Sirapyro

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Chapter423 - The servants of zamorak part two

George lifted smashed his hammer down onto Earthy's sheild, almost destroying it. Purple: Finish the first batch of beer bombs just as George was getting ready for the second swing.

Socks: *Loads a bomb into bow.*Hey stone, statue thing!
George: *Turns around.*
Socks: Take this!*Shoots a beer bomb.*
George: *Flicks the bomb in mid-air.*
Socks: It didn't work.
Hayes: You think!?!
Keister: I'm not gonna stand here and do nothing!*Pulls out whips.*
General: We can't just charge into battle!
Keister: To bad.*Spins his whips like propellers and lets go. The whips spin into George and stick in his leg.*
Ictan: That didn't work either.
Keister: Well maybe you have a better plan?
Ictan: I think I do.*Pulls out a strange glowing dagger.*Recover your whips.
Keister: Why?
Ictan: Do it!
Keister: Fine.

Meanwhile in the Zamorak zone; Chuckie blew massive amounts of fire but the Black demons fire power was stronger. The only reason Chuckie was even a match to the Black demon was because of his rank.

Chuckie: How am I going to do this?
Black demon: You coward!
Chuckie: I'm not a coward!*Charges at the Black demon, but is thrown to the side.*
Black demon: Well, it looks like i'm going to become the first ever black zamorak demon.
Chuckie: This has nothing to do with racism.
Black demon: Wh-what?
Chuckie: Never mind. *Punches the Black demon in the stomach then recoils at the hardness of its chest.*
Black demon: You should know that Black demons are impervious to physical attacks.
Chuckie: I know, I just forgot for a second.
Black demon: Yah, a second.
Chuckie: Grr...*Breathes fire.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:21:00 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:12:59 by Sirapyro

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Chapter424 - The servants of zamorak part three

The sound of fire and explosions could be heard all throughout the black demon providence, however Chuckie was not the source. The Black demon smacked Chuckie into a wall, then shot hiom with fire. Chuckie was barely alive.

Black demon: *Laughs.*Just one more attack and I win. I'll tell you what; surrender your rank to me now and i'll let you live.
Chuckie: I'd much rather die than surrender to you!
Black demon: *Frowns.* Then that wish is actually coming true!*Charges a blast of fire.*
Chuckie: *Braces for impact, then lets out a howl.*
Black demon: *Fire disapears.*What the!?!

Chuckie's howling was followed by the howling of hundreds of demons all over the Zamorak zone. Chuckie began glowing blue and stood up. He stopped howling and so did the rest of the demons. Chuckie had a light blue aura around himself and punched the Black demon, sending it crashing into a wall.

Black demon: *Gets up.* What are you!?!
Chuckie: *Puts hands behind head and whips the Black demon with air.*
Black demon: *Falls to the ground.*I'm not going to take this!*Multiplies.*
Black demon 2: Now what are you going to do?
Chuckie: *Raises his hands in the air, then drops them.*
Black demons2-3: *Disapear.*
Black demon: Uh-oh.
Chuckie: *Swings hands around head then shoots a giant blast of fire, sending the black demon halfway across the black demon providence.*
Black demon: *Coughing up blood.*
Chuckie: *Jumps onto the Black demon.*
Black demon: Chuckie! I surrender! Take my powers!
Chuckie: *Frowns and his aura flys into the Black demon.*
Black demon: *Weakens.*
What did you do!?!
Chuckie: Now I have your powers and strength.
Black demon: What!?! No!
Chuckie: Goodbye.*Flys away twice as fast.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:21:01 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:13:32 by Sirapyro

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Chapter425 - The servants of zamorak part 4

As Ictan snuck around George, Keister ran straight towards him. Luckily George was being distracted by the Monster General.

George: *Swings hammer and hits wall.*
Wall: *Starts to collapse.*
Keister: We have to get out of here!
Ictan: Just get your whips!
Keister: *Tears whips out of George.*
George: *Eyes Keister and kicks him into the crumbling wall.*
Ictan: No!*Throws her dagger with all of her might at the holes in George.*
George: Moves.*
Ictan: No! I missed.
Gil: Obviously.
Ictan: Go get it, without it we can't kill George!
Great mk: I'll do it.

Great mk throws one of Purples beer bombs Georges head and George thinks Purple did it. George starts walking towards Purple who hides behind a stone pillar. Great mk reaches the dagger and throws it to Ictan. Ictan jumps to catch it, but misses. It rolls into a hole in the cave.

Cerberus: *Low growl, then starts digging rapidly.*
George: *Gets ready to swing at Purple.*
Purple: I'm gonna die, i'm gonna die, i'm gonna die.
Cerberus: *Grabs the dagger and gives it to Socks.*
Socks: One shot.*Loads the dagger into his bow and aims for the hole in Georges leg.*
George: *Begins swinging.*
Socks: *Shoots the dagger and it sinks into Georges leg.*
George: *Stops swinging, two inches from Purple.*
Purple: *Trembling.*........Am I in heaven? Heaven looks alot like the cave I was just in.
George: *Turns towards Socks and crumbles into millions of peices.*

Once George had crumbled the dor on the other side of the cave opened. General carried Milky and Keister out while Hayes and Gil carried Ben and Rohane. Once everyone **sed through the door they were teleported into what looked like the wilderness, but wasn't. After a few minutes they saw a red blur headed straight for them: Chuckie. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:21:02 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:13:55 by Sirapyro

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Chapter426 - Zamorak

Chuckie landed in front of the clan, and he looked twice as strong.

Milky: Ch-Chuckie what happened?
Chuckie: I defeated a black demon and gained its powers.
Ben: *Limping.*Can you heal people?
Chuckie: No.
Rohane: Now how are we supposed to help fight this Insandel guy?
Earthy: Let'sfigure that out when we get there. We need to hurry.
Art: Now that we're in I can teleport us to the castle.*Creates a portal and everyone jumps through.*

Inside Zamorak's castle, before the clan began fighting George...

Zamorak: *Waiting for someone.*What is taking the cook so long!?!
Door: *Knocked on.*
Zamorak: Finally! COME IN!!
Insandel: *Breaks down the door and quickly approaches Zamorak.*
Zamorak: Insandel?! But I thought...
Insandel: *Distorted voice.*You killed me? I was resurected!
Zamorak: Well, what do you want?
Insandel: I want what you taught me: revenge.
Zamorak: So you did learn something from me. Good, because this time you will die. DEMONS!
Insandel: Your demon gaurds are dead, no demon is a match for me!
Zamorak: *Frowns, then pushes Insandel away.*
Insandel: Prepare to fight!
Zamorak: *Burns robes off.*

If you could see Insandel's mouth he would be smiling evily. He charged at Zamorak who created a wall fire in front of himself. Insandel moved around it and tackled Zamorak in one motion. Zamorak pushed Insandel off and took out his staff.

Insandel: Hah hah hah!*Turns to a puddle and spreads over the entire room.*
Zamorak: What is this!?!
Insandel: *Starts closing in on Zamorak.* I'm not going to simply kill you, I am going to take everything you have!
Zamorak: You mean my strength and staff.
Insandel: Exactly. Prepare to die!*Crushes Zamorak and takes the staff. He then walks out of the room leaving Zamorak's courpse on the ground.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:48:38 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:14:23 by Sirapyro

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Chapter427 - Dissapointment

Zamorak's castle, after battles...

Gil: Hurry!*Slides around a corner and runs into the throne room.*
Earthy: We can't go so-
Gil: No!

Everyone reaches the throne room and sees the courpse of the dem,on king on the ground. Milky: But.....shouldn't the world blow up now?
Chuckie: About that...
Milky: What?
2654: It will, but in a long time.
Chuckie: In twenty years.
Chloe: So, we have twenty years to live?
Chuckie: Listen closely and I will explain everything...

Meanwhile in the Kinoob palace Kingnoob was sitting on his old bed when his room went dark and an eerie fog entered. Kingnoob was not afriad for he knew the source. The spirit of Survanet appeared out of the fog and began to speak.

Survanet: Kingnoob, alos known as the Dark king, I have a warning.
Kingnoob: What is it?
Survanet: Zamorak is dead. He was killed in the Zamorak zone.
Kingnoob: They failed...
Survanet: As we both know the world will be destroyed in twenty years, On the Za-ge-ru-sha.
Kingnoob: The Za-ge-ru-sha?
Survanet: More commonly known as "the day". Now that Zamorak is dead you must kill the leader of evil beofre the day arrives. Or everything will be destroyed. But be warned; if you are killed on the day before the day the world will be saved, but ruled by evil.
Kingnoob: Great.
How am I supposed to kill anyone twenty years from now?
Survanet: Your age will not be a problem. Goodbye Kingnoob, the fate of the world is now in your hands, and the hands of your friends. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter428 - The early end

Derponet: This is truly a glorious day.
Crazania: So what? We recruited an amssive army for a battle twenty years from now.
Tym: We also have knew allies.
Fostarcit: *Frowns.*You think we need help!?! We're strong enough!
Coy: Calm yourself Gedunian. I will not hold you back.
Derponet: And I restored an old friend of mine.
Black demon: *Snorts.*
Derponet: *Snickers.*All our plans are going as planned. Soon our ultimate weapon will arrive and we will wait.
Crazania: Ultimate weapon?
Derponet: The creature of the meteor.
Servant: I'm tired of waiting! I don't care what the master says i'm killing the Dark king a soon as possible!
Fostarcit: Wait! Once the day arrives the master will slay the Dark king and you will recover your power.
Servant: Rrrr.

Derponet shakes his head and turns back to his army. A black dot in the distance catches his attention. Soon Insnadel was landing next to Derponet.

Insandel: I have done as you asked.
Derponet: Good, retreive the admiral for me.

Insandel Nods then flys towards the army. He comes back with a woman dressed in ancient battle armor. She had the face of a leader and she wore her hair back.

Derponet: Admiral Vala, have you retreived the artifact?
Vala: *Smiles wickedly and holds out fthe pyramid.*
Derpone: Not even my best warriors could reteive this!
Vala: Yes, but never once in my life have I been even skimmed by any attack. No traps can stop me.
Derponet: Just one more task, and this one is my job. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter429 - Rest

Art finsihed his portal and everyone went through, ending up in Lizzy's throne room.

Lizzy: I heard that you failed.
Purple: Yep.
Kingnoob: We know a way to save us all.
Chuckie: I told them already.
Ben: This is fun, but do you think we can get some medical attention?
Lizzy: You will all be fine within a week.

Kingnoob walked to the graveyard the next day and sat there for hours. Chuckie approached him.

Chuckie: What is it?
Kingnoob: It's just, fourty-two years ago I thought the clan was just another clan with stupid goals. I never knew that it would go this far.
Chuckie: Having to save the world?
Kingnoob:...Yah.
Chuckie: Well, fourty years ago I thought my life was terrible, and I just realized that I was meant to help you guys.
Kingnoob: We have twenty years to rest, then we have to save the world.
Chuckie: How are you going to?
Kingnoob: Survanet told me age was not a problem.
Chuckie: Normally i'd think that your insane, but I beleive you.
Kingnoob: *Stands up.*It all makes sense now.
Chuckie: What does?
Kingnoob: Laugh and Derponet knew also. They knew I was the Dark king. Laugh betrayed at the will of Zamorak but rejoined when he learned the truth. And Derponet knew the whole time, he was spying on us.
Chuckie: I still don't get what you get.
Kingnoob: Don't you get it?
VChuckie: No.
Kingnoob: -_- It means that if Laugh knew, and Derponet knew...then...I know who the leader of evil is. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:48:40 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:15:32 by Sirapyro

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Chapter430 - End of part five

Despite how much Chuckie asked Kingnoob would not tell who the leader was. The new noob clan returned to were they were before and Milky, 2654, and Cerberus resumed their duty as Lizzy's gaurd. Derponet trained the army everyday and was almost overconfident. As Kingnoob got older, he never stopped traing. He knew that he had to kill the leader before the Za-ge-ru-sha occured. Fifteen years later Blue reported a theft, but not of beer or anything like that. A theft of the orb and cube. For the next two years they searched for them but were unsuccesful. Chuckie returned to the Zamorak zone for a few years and became one of the strongest demons in the world. He returned a few months before the Za-ge-ru-sha. Milky became an elder and the only living orignal clan members were Wave, Hi, Kingnoob, Blue, Milkshake, Lizzy, and Mk. Jr. trained especially hard for he wanted to prove to Kingnoob that he was stronger than his sister(even though he wasn't.) This story is now over, two months before the Za-ge-ru-sha. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:48:40 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:16:05 by Sirapyro

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~~Part six~~
Chapter431 - The Last Noob

It all started on an island, Kingnoob had just been resurrected and burned a Gedunian. That was the start of a six part trilogy. Kingnoob befriended to many people to count and fought numerous foes. He was an eyewitness to Runescape becoming real life. The San-tar, the Keh-Ter-Cah, and the Sur-van were located by Kingnoobs clan and they eventually discovered Kingnoobs identity, the Dark king. forty years of peace passed, after the death of Gunundork, until the alien Insandel returned and sent the world into disaster. Another twenty years passed and now there is only two months left until the world will be destroyed. Two artifacts were stolen by he clans enemy, Derponet and now he has possession of all three artifacts. Now, the noob clan must kill there hardest foe ever or reading this story was a waste of time. I welcome you to "The Last Noob." Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:48:41 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:19:06 by Sirapyro

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