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Chapter432 - Dream


Kingnoob was still, kneeling on the ground, sword in front of him. Fifty feet behind him a much more muscular figure was doing the same. Both men stood up, threw there robes to the side, and faced one another. The opponent ran up and swung his sword down at Kingnoob, Kingnoob barely blocked it. Suddenly everything went to a blur and the two men continued fighting in a forest. Kingnoobs opponent kicked Kingnoob then knocked his sword out of his hand. Kingnoob fell to the ground and saw his opponent above him. The man held his sword high in the air and swung down at Kingnoob, Kingnoob felt the cold, unforgiving sting of the blade and suddenly he was in his room.

Kingnoob: Another vision...or nightmare.
Jr: *Snoring.* Huh, what?
Kingnoob: Wake up Jr!
Jr: I'm up!...WHERE ARE WE!?!
Kingnoob: I had Art teleport us to the Kinoob castle overnight.
Kelly: Why?
Kingnoob: ...We have two months left. Kinoob is the safest place right now.
Jr: nowheres safe for you.
Kelly: *Smacks Jr.*
Jr: Pudding...*Falls unconscious.*

Kingnoob walks out of the room and walked to the throne room, leaving Kelly and Jr. in the room. A few minutes later Purple walked in, slowly, like she was trying to snaek in.

Kelly: What are you doing?
Purple: *Jumps halfway up the room.* Nothing.
Kelly: Were you trying to "sneak a peek?"
Purple: No.
Kelly: Are you sure?
Jr: Taco cream...
Purple: ?
Kelly: Don't ask.
Purple: Well, the reason I'm here is to deliver a message to your dad.
Kelly: Then why did you try to sneak in?
Purple: ...Just forget it. Where is he?
Jr: I'm right here!
Purple: Not you! Kingnoob!
Jr: Um...
Purple: The real Kingnoob!!
Jr: You're really mean.
Purple: You're really annoying!
Jr: *Walks out of the room cussing.*
Purple: ...Where is he?
Kelly: He went to the throne room. What do you need to tell him.
Purple: My dad learned something about the stolen artifacts. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:48:42 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:19:35 by Sirapyro

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Chapter433 - What we have become


Kinoob seemed impenetrable. And it has lived up to that reputation, even after the disaster in the last year and a half. Only three cities still stood after Runescape suddenly started falling apart: Varrock, Kinoob, and Camelot. It seemed as thought Runescape was becoming just like the Zamorak zone.

~The guard captain sat in his chair, leaning it back against the wall, having a drink. The day was calm so far, but then a loud shriek nearly sent the captain pummeling to the floor.

Captain: *Looks at window and sees a dragon circling the city.*Not another one.*Rings a bell.*
Gaurds: *Run out of a heavily guarded building, but are incinerated in a second.*
Earthy: *Shields himself, then casts tsunami; putting out the dragons fire.*
Dragon: Yaaaaaar!!!*Blows fire at Earthy.*
Earthy: Heh heh...*Disappears, then comes back up under the dragon.* Take this beast!*Casts inferno at the dragon's chest.*
Dragon: *Screeches then dives at Earthy.*
Earthy: *Gets ready for the blow.*
Dragon: *Thrown twenty yards away.*
Earthy: Who can throw a dragon!?!
Chuckie: I'm not that weak.
Earthy: Thanks Chuck.
Chuckie: Call me Chuckie.
Earthy: Fine...
Captain: Admiral...s. A Golem just appeared in the back-streets.
Earthy: Send someone else, we're busy with the dragon!

Meanwhile with the golem...

The golem stomped throughout the back streets of the city, destroying anything he could. Suddenly it was sent flying forward. It spun around and saw the son of Ser and the son of Wave slayer.

Gil: Get back beast!
Golem: *Walks forward.*
Keister: It's not listening.
Gil: Then we'll make it!*Jumps in the air and sticks sword in wall.*
Keister: Wall jumps to the top of the building.*
Golem: *Looking up at them.*
Gil: Hey you big ugly beast!
Golem: *Looks at Gil and advances on him.*
Keister: *Pulls out whips, spins them as fast as he can, and jumps on the golem.*
Golem: *Falls to the ground, limbless.*
Gil: Good shot.
Keister: Wasn't me.
Gil: Then who? Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:48:43 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:19:57 by Sirapyro

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Chapter434 - Beginning of the end


That night there was a feast, the main course: dragon meat. Gil and Keister didn't say a word about who they had seen earlier. In fact, they didn't know who it was either. Chuckie and Earthy were served first, however Chuckie was not served meat.

Chuckie: FISH!!!

Somethings never change. After the feast was over, Blue stood, for he knew something no one else did.

Blue: Guys, I know something none of you do.
Purple: We kind of figured that's why you stood up.
Blue: Ignoring that. Anyways, before the dragon appeared I saw a glowing in the alley behind my bar.
Purple: Our bar!
Blue: Just let me finish! Anyways, I went to check it out and some woman dressed in robes had what looked like a cube, sphere, and pyramid combined.
Kelly: How is that a clue?
Purple: It's a clue that there's a beautiful girl out there with nice robes.
Blue: And she wore the robes over her eyes, like she was blind.
Purple: That just makes it even easier.
Blue: And she smelled like Chuckie.
Purple: Ew! If I want to smell rotten fish covered in baking soda I can smell the real thing.
Chuckie: WHAT!?!*Sniffs self.* Wow, I guess I should have bathed this morning. I'll be right back.*Leaves.*
Jr: 3...2...1...
Chuckie: OW!!! Who put live lobsters in the tub!?!
Jr: Hee hee.
Kelly: Grow up.
Blue: Anyways we should try to find this woman and recover the tri-shape.
Kingnoob: ...I think it is finally time to make my announcement. I think I know who there leader is.
Lizzy: Who?
Chuckie: Comes back.* Me and the lobsters settled it old fashioned way.
Jr: Did you win?
Chuckie: ..No.
Kingnoob: Anyways, there leader has to be someone that knew who I was before I did. And only people with weird abilities or something knew. It can't be Derponet or Laugh.
Blue: Then who?
Kingnoob: The only other person left.

Meanwhile in a castle far away, the master watched this all through a crystal ball.

Kingnoob: It has to be Hendrik.
All: *Gasping.*
?????????: No, they truly are clueless Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:48:44 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:21:01 by Sirapyro

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Chapter435 - Assembly


Kingnoob: Alright men and woman and demon and robot.
2654: Thank you for not excluding me, but curse you for not excluding the red one.
Chuckie: Grr.
Milky: Calm down you to!
Kingnoob: Kelly, Purple, Earthy, Jr, Gil, Keister, 2654, and Chuckie-
Chuckie: Why did you say my name last!?!
Kingnoob: Go with it. You are going to have to regather your generation of the noob clan and defeat Hendrik's men.
Jr: Who are they?
Kingnoob: I know for sure one of them is Derponet.
Jr: *Gulp.*
Blue: You should find Art first, get information on his father from his but don't tell him anything.
Kelly: Right.
Kingnoob: And please, don't get :O .
Kelly: Right.
Kingnoob: Now, we are going to vote on the new leader. Chuckie or Kelly.
Purple: I vote for Kelly!
2654: I vote against Chuckie!
Chuckie: Grr.
Earthy: Chuckie.
Gil and Keister: Chuckie.
Jr: Chuckie, Kelly doesn't deserve to lead.
Kelly: *Smacks his head.*
Jr: Toenails-*Goes unconscious.*
Kingnoob: Alright then, Chuckie is your new lead- never mind.
Chuckie: WHAT!?!
Kingnoob: Your not responsible enough.
Earthy: Then who leads?
Kingnoob: No one, now just go!
Earthy: Where do we go first?
Purple: Let's pick up Chloe first.
Earthy: Where?
Purple: Last I heard she's head of the girls only school.
Earthy: Then let's go.
Chuckie: This time Kelly goes in, you took to long last time.
Purple: *Curses under breath.*
Earthy: Here we go!

Earthy spreads his arms and a purple ring spreads around the entire group. The ring closes in and everyone disappears. Meanwhile inside the massive steel tower underneath of the wilderness...

?????????: Alright, the Dark king is trying to reassemble his team before our plans are put into effect. And, I hear that Crazania was caught.
Crazania: I am not sure if I was or not, I thought I heard voices.
?????????: So, I now want Fostarcit, Crazania, the Servant, Tym, Coy, the Black demon, and Insandel to split up and kill individual members of the noob clan. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:48:44 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:21:25 by Sirapyro

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Chapter436 - It has begun


Varrock, once one of the richest cities in Runescape, it is now mostly refugees and filthy merchants. Out of the three new cities Varrock was a merchants city, Kinoob was a safe city, and Camelot was a war city. Of course there were small towns that survived. As th citizens of Varrock slowly moved along, a purple ball floating in the air startled them. They all stopped, put there hands behind there heads, and got on there knees. The ball turned into a ring and a few humans, a demon, and a machine emerged. Earthy was puzzled by the crowds actions.

Earthy: What are you guys doing?
Citizen: Do not hurt us mage.
Earthy: Hurt you? I'm here to help you.
Citizen: *Looks at Earthy then sighs.*Another mage nearly killed us all. We had to give up everything we had to live...and now we're struggling still.
Purple: Derponet...
Citizen: The man, or as he called himself a Gedunian, was named Fostarcit.
Chuckie: *Eyes widen then he lifts the citizen high in the air.*Where is he!?!
Citizen:I don't know! He vanished so we all thought he was a mage.
2654: Fostarcit is a Gedunian warrior. No doubt he survived the clans last encounter with him.
Earthy: I'll bet they have Insandel with them as well.
Kelly: And Coy.
Chuckie: ...*Drops the citizen.*...And the servant.

After Chuckie said that he darted for the Varrock castle and flew to the top. Earthy teleported everyone there and they saw the girls only school in ruins.

Chuckie: Just as I thought.
Kelly: What happened!?!
Chuckie: The Servant must have done it.
2654: ...I have just finished my scan and there something alive under here.
Chuckie: How can it be under? We're on top of a building.
Purple: Maybe there's a magical compartment.
Earthy: Then that would mean only girls can enter.
Jr: That would explain why they're alive. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 18:30:05 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:22:10 by Sirapyro

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Chapter437 - Mounting an attack


Chuckie finished clearing the debris, and it turned out there was a trapdoor.

Chuckie: Well what do you know.
Purple: Alright, Me and Kelly will go.
Jr: An entire room filled with girls and we can't be there!
Gil: I feel your pain.
Purple: Shut up!*Enters the trapdoor.*
Kelly: We won't be long.*Goes down.*

The trapdoor seemed to go on forever, until light was shed on the small tunnel they were descending. Purple and Kelly eventually entered a massive room, and of course it was filled with woman only.

Soldier: Who goes there?
Kelly: I am the daughter of the Dark king. And my friend here is in heaven. She's the daughter of the Kinoob queen.
Soldier: Heaven?
Purple: ^_^
Kelly: Don't ask...we need to speak to Chloe...she was part of the noob clan twenty years ago.
Soldier: I'll be back.

30 minutes later...

Soldier: I'm back, did I take to long?
Kelly: Z..z..z..Wha? No not at all.
Chloe: Kelly? What are you doing here?
Kelly: Purple' here too.
Chloe: Where is she?
Purple: *Following randomk groups of soldiers.*
Chloe: Oh...
Kelly: We have to go.
Chloe: Huh?
Purple: It's time!
Chloe: ...*Turns to the soldier.*You're in charge while i'm gone.
Soldier: *Nods.*
Purple: You lead the school!?!
Chloe: Yah, why?
Purple: *Drooling.*

Meanwhile somewhere far away, Fostarcit sat in his room alone. He seemed to be doing some kind of Gedunian meditation. He was also speaking to a crystal ball.

Fostarcit: I have to wait. I have to kill kids and take orders from a human.
Crystal ball: It could be worse.
Fostarcit: How!?!
Crystal ball: well, your master could exclude you from the army altogether.
Fostarcit: *stands up.*No he can't. I'm quitting. I am going to kill Kingnoob myself.
Crystal ball: But then everything will be destroyed when the Za-ge-ru-sha occurs.
Fostarcit: I'll save Gedun and let everything else e destroyed.
Crystal ball: But-
Fostarcit: That is final! There is no one to stop me this time! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 18:30:06 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:22:52 by Sirapyro

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Chapter438 - Prepared arrangement


Miles away from Varrock and Kinoob, Camelot stood, unharmed. Camelot now homed only men and woman brave enough to fight. This time Hayes, Ben, and Rohane weren't in hiding. Each of them lead there own camp. However, Kingnoob had sent Art to recover the remaining clan members so time would be saved. Art gathered Hayes, Ben, Rohane, Socks, Leah, and Great mk. They returned to the castle for further instruction...

Kingnoob: As you are all probably aware...we have two months until the end of the world.
Leah: Encouraging...
Kingnoob: So, I need you guys to kill Hen-...the master's servants.
Art: Hen? Who's Hen?
Kingnoob: Go find the others.
Art: Fine.*Teleports away.*
Kingnoob: Sorry, I think the leader is Art's father.
Great mk: Ok...
Kingnoob: Do not tell art!
Art: *Comes back with the rest of the clan.*
Earthy: That was pointless.
2654: Why did you not have the timid one get everyone from the start?
Kingnoob: Uh...don't ask.
2654: Fine.
Chuckie: Another thing...Fostarcit is alive!
Kingnoob: *Nearly has a heart attack.*Are you sure?
Chuckie: Varrock citizens said they were attacked by a mage named Fostarcit. They also said he called himself a Gedunian.
Kingnoob: *Has a heart attack.*
Chloe: Should we help?
2654: Watch.*Punches Kingnoob in the painful place.*
Kingnoob: *Flies in the air.*I'm ok.
Blue: I have a feeling the blind woman I saw is one of them.
Kingnoob: I want you guys to split up. Try to find and kill all of them. Jr, you're going to stay here and protect us.
Jr: How come I get the easy job?

Meanwhile in the heavens...

Icthlarin: No. They need help.*Blows a whistle.*
Hi and Ictan: *Appear in the room.*
Hi: What is it sir?
Icthlarin: Hi, Ictan. I am sending you two on the most important mission of your lives. Your clan has accepted the challenge of the seven warriors. I need you two to help.
Ictan: Yes sir.
Hi: Let's go sis. Runescape, here we come. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 18:30:07 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:23:14 by Sirapyro

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Chapter439 - Separating


Kingnoob: Alright, I want Chuckie and Earthy to be the first group.
Chuckie: Demon and mage. At least I'm not with 2654.
2654: Ignoring that.
Kingnoob: Group 2 is Gil, Keister, and Great mk.
Gil: Alright, the three real men together.
Art: What about me?
Keister: You get scared to easy.
Art: Grr.
Kingnoob: Hayes, Ben, and Rohane and group 3.
Hayes: We make a good team.
Ben: And we always will.
Kingnoob: Purple, Kell-...Purple, Art, and Socks are group 4.
Purple: Aw.
Socks: Yay! Me and Art.
Purple: And me.
Kingnoob: Chloe and Leah are group 5.
Chloe: At least no Purple.
Kingnoob: 2654, looks like you're alone. Sorry.
2654: I am fine alone.
Kingnoob: Now-
Ictan: Wait!
Kingnoob: Ictan? What are you doing here?
Ictan: I want to help.
Kingnoob: Then go with Chloe and Leah.
Hi: Don't forget about me.*Makes himself look old.*
Kingnoob: Hi! Long time no see.
Hi: Yah well.
Kingnoob: Alright. You all know your teams so move out!

So, the six teams leave. Socks team first because of Art. Meanwhile in the underground temple...

?????????: Fools! Men!
Tym: What?
?????????: It is time. I want Crazania to kill the girls only team.
Crazania: *Nods then walks away.*
?????????: Coy, you may kill the men that attacked your base from the inside.
Coy: Time to pay!
?????????: Black demon, Chuckie is all yours.
Black demon: *Flies away.*
?????????: Tym, I want you to kill the boys only group.
Tym: *Walks away, slowly.*
?????????: Insandel, Art, Socks, and Purple are all yours. Once they are dead you are free.
Insandel: *Laughs menacingly then slides through a crack.*
?????????: Derponet, Vala. You will stay here and command the army.
Both: Yes sir.
?????????: Servant, machine.
Servant: Fine.
?????????: Fostarcit, Fostarcit? Where is that Gedunian!?!

Meanwhile on the mountains bordering Kinoob, Fostarcit hid in the shadows. He stayed there without moving. Waiting for the right time to attack. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 18:30:07 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:23:42 by Sirapyro

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Chapter440 - Fostarcit


Night fell, and Fostarcit silently ran into the city. He successfully sneaked past the guards and continued towards the castle. Even in the castle he was completely unseen. He sneaked past the room Jr was sleeping in and silently entered Kingnoob's room. He shut the door and began walking towards Kingnoob's bed. He grabbed a knife from his belt and stabbed numerous times. Suddenly the light turned on and Kingnoob was behind Fostarcit.

Kingnoob: Surprise.*Shoos a blast of darkness.*
Fostarcit: *Dodges and walks towards Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: Get away!
Fostarcit: *Quickly throws Kingnoob on his bed and advances.*
Jr: *Breaks down the door and stabs Fostarcit.*Gotcha!
Fostarcit: *Turns around and pushes Jr against the wall, then magically binds him to it.*
Kingnoob: Jr!
Fostarcit: Kingnoob. You have embarrassed all of Gedun! You have embarrassed me! Now I will kill you.
Kingnoob: But if you kill me then everything will be destroyed on the day!
Fostarcit: I will use all of energy to protect Gedun. Sure I will die, but I will go down as Gedun's greatest hero!
Kingnoob: Selfish.
Fostarcit: Now, now even the three artifacts can kill a Gedunian! Nothing can. Now prepare to fell thje true wrath of a Gedunian!
Jr: NO DAD!
Fostarcit: *Charges a small bomb in his hand.*You get no last requests.*

Fostarcit draws back his arm to fire when the ceiling is blown off. Fostarcit redirects his attack towards the cause of this but is hit with another bomb. A figure just as tall as Fostarcit crashed into the room. It stood up while Fostarcit fired everything he had. Nothing happened.

Fostarcit: But...impossible!
????????: Hello Fostarcit.
Fostarcit: Uh-oh.
Kingnoob: I never thought.
????????: I'm not here to save you. I'm here for my revenge on Fostarcit.
Fostarcit: Alright Grazelda. You have meddled for the last time! Now I will kill you and the dark king! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 18:30:08 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:24:10 by Sirapyro

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