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Chapter441 - Fostarcit 2

Kingnoob: Why?
Grazelda: Hundreds of years ago Fostarcit and the original Inversion attacked Gedun. They were just minor thieves at first but they then tried to attack queen Survanet. I was assigned to protect her.
Fostarcit: So me and Inversion would have killed you if the queen didn't save you.
Grazelda: After all this time you still haven't changed. It is time for the true fight. I am ready for you Fostarcit!
Fostarcit: Then let us begin!

And with that Grazelda shot a purple beam from his hands, pushing Fostarcit out of the building. Grazelda dove out of the building and landed next to him. Fostarcit whirled around and punched Grazelda in his face. Grazelda recoiled and took more blows to the gut. Fostarcit knew Grazelda was still weak so he simply pushed him to the ground.

Fostarcit: Why do I even waste my time?*Blown forward.*
Grazelda: Suran!
Suran: You want to pick on Grazelda? Then you have to pick on me first.
Fostarcit: Oh, I'll pick on you alright!*Punches the ground and rocks capture Suran.*
Suran: *Disappears and reappears behind Fostarcit.*Hello.
Fostarcit: *Spins arond, but Suran keeps spinning him.*
Grazelda: *Laughs.*
Fostarcit: *Breathes a toxic gas while spinning.*
Suran: *Pushes Fostarcit to the ground, then moves away.*
Grazelda: *Holds breath then shoots two bombs at Fostarcit.*
Fostarcit: *Dodges.*Fools! I am stronger than all of you! COMBINED! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 18:30:09 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:24:31 by Sirapyro

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Chapter442 - Fostarcit 3

Fostarcit threw Suran to the ground, pushed Grazelda up to the wall and charged a bomb. Suran rammed into him and Grazelda kicked him in the place even Gedunians don't like to be kicked. Fostarcit nearly cried. He stood up and unleashed five red rays from his hands. Suran and Grazelda were hit directly. Fostarcit knew that they were now weak so stopped attacking.

Fostarcit: I told you, I am the strongest Gedunian.
Grazelda: *Coughs up blood.*No, Survanet is.
Fostarcit: WAS! She's nothing but a spirit now. There is no way she can defeat me!
Suran: You'd be surprised.
Fostarcit: I thought you would understand the most, Gedunians love peace. The only way we can have peace is if Grazelda dies and all of the humans die! Especially there king of darkness.
Suran: I'm not to fond of humans either, but killing them is not the way to do this!
Fostarcit: I am sorry, but it is the only way.*Flies into Kingnoob's room.*
Grazelda: No!
Fostarcit: *Falls out of the whole.*What the!?!

Fostarcit stood up, he had two giant scars on his chest and a bite mark on his arm. He turned towards the hole and shot a bomb. Once the smoke cleared he saw a four-legged creature fly out. The creature landed and snarled. It was Cerberus.

Fostarcit: Ha ha ha! What a cute doggy. To bad it has to die!*Shoots bombs with both hands.*
Cerberus: *Walks forward, completely unharmed.*
Fostarcit: What the!?!
Suran: I thought you'd know, that dog is a hell hound. Hell hounds are impervious to Gedunian powers. They're a Gedunians worst fear.
Fostarcit: *Turns towards Cerberus with fear written all ove him.*
Cerberus: *Slowly advances on Fostarcit.*
Fostarcit: Get back dog!
Cerberus: *Leaps at Fostarcit, teeth first.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter443 - The end of Fostarcit

Fostarcit Dodged, then punched Cerberus in the chest. He recoiled for it was like punching a steel wall. Cerberus spun around and bit Fostarcit's leg. Fostarcit: tried to kick Cerberus off but failed miserably. Cerberus let go on his own and tackled Fostarcit. Fostarcit was trapped.

Grazelda: *Heals.* Strongest Gedunian? You were defeated by a human dog!
Fostarcit: It's not any dog and you know it! It's a hell hound.
Grazelda: I know the story. Dogs gifted with the powers of all four dimensions. And they are at there strongest on the Za-ge-ru-sha.
Suran: Hold on boy. Don't eat him yet.
Fostarcit: Eat!?!
Suran: You are truly clueless aren't you? Hell hounds are the strongest beings in all of the dimensions, but they do not know it.
Cerberus: *Snarling loudly.*
Milky: *Walks up.*Cerberus! Get off of that man!
Cerberus: *Walks off.*
Grazelda: Wait, no!
Fostarcit: *Kicks Grazelda back and throws Suran at Milky.
Milky: Agh! Cerberus!
Cerberus: *Moves in on Fostarcit.*
Fostarcit: *Quickly gets on the ground and grabs Cerberus from under.*
Cerberus: *Barking loudly.*
Fostarcit: Ok doggy, time to suffer consequences.*Grabs a sharp stone and holds it over Cerberus's neck.*
Milky: No!
Fostarcit: There is no being on this earth that can defeat a Gedunian, defeat me! This dog knew it was coming and now it will face the consequences!
Milky: *Cerberus! No!
Fostarcit: *Pushes the knife towards Cerberus's neck.*
Cerberus: *Whining.*
Fostarcit: *Stops, drops Cerberus and is engulfed in flames.*
Suran: Did you do that?
Grazelda: No.
Fostarcit: *Drops to his knees, and is burnt to a crisp.*
Milky: What just happened?

Meanwhile on top of the palace Derponet watched over the fight. He smiled and walked away once his mission was complete. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 18:36:39 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:25:23 by Sirapyro

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Chapter444 - One more time

Meanwhile far out in the land of hills stood a large farm. Hundreds of men could be seen from a mil away. However, the owners of the farm were a very unusual sight. They should be dead of age but they aren't. It's almost like they can't die of old age. The owners were also incredibly stupid. That should give them away.

Efram: Gaggle shes hef!
Worker: What!?!
Remraf: He said juice.
Worker: Juice!?!
Remraf: Oh, get me juice.
Worker: Eurgh.
Farmer: *Walks through wall.*
Worker2: Why didn't you just use the door!?!
Farmer: Looks at the worker, then the hole, then the door, then he shrugs.*
Worker2: Ugh.
Worker: *Comes out with a giant tub of juice.*
Efram: Yeeeeeeeerex!!!!*Eats the container and spits out the juice.*
Worker: OMG!
Remraf: He says more shrimp.
Worker: Shrimp!?!
Remraf: Shrimp? He said cheese.
Worker: *Takes pitch fork and kills himself.*
Farmer: There goes the ninth one today.
Worker2: Actually he was the 15th.
Farmer: What?

Suddenly the worker falls over dead and the farm catches on fire. The cows and chickens ran for there lives, but not because of the fire. Because even they hated the three brothers. Anyways, the fire surrounded the entire farm and a black figure could be seen coming through the flames. The figure was big, strong, and evil looking!

Farmer: Golf ball!
Remraf: Gunundork.
Farmer: Gunundork!
Gunundork: *Smiles evilly.*
Remraf: Where are your clothes?
Gunundork: Huh? *Looks down.* Stupid fire!*Disapears.*
Farmer: ...
Gunundork: I'm back. Now then, I have been training?
Farmer: Where? In your tomb?
Gunundor*: Ye-no!
Remraf: Whatever fatty, let's fight.
Gunundork: I'm not fat!
Efram: Gruggle.
Gunundork: Ok, maybe I put on a little weight.
Farmer: 200 ponds!
Gunundork: 20!
Remraf: We can't count.
Gunundor*: You don't count- oh forgt it. Let's just fight. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter445 - Four sons

Farmer: A how you live are!?!
Gunundork: What!?!
Worker: He said "how are you alive?"
Gunundork: Because I am not a normal human.
Remraf: You got that right.
Gunundork: Shut up! Anyways, my father was the Dark king himself!
Worker: No way!
Gunundork: I am one of the Dark king's four sons. Discluding Kingnoob's children.
Efram: ~~~~~~F!
Gunundork: Huh?
Worker: He said "that doesn't explain why you're alive."
Gunundork: The sons of the dark king can only be killed by there siblings or by our father. But apparently Farmer and his brothers can kill us with there combined power.
Worker: *Looks at the brothers.* And only Farmer killed you.
Gunundork: I prefer temporarily defeated, but...ok.
Farmer: So, we all have to kill you at once?
Gunundork: Or use the ring.
Farmer: What ring?
Gunundork: (Holds up the wolf ring.*This one.
Remraf: Give it back!
Gunundork: No!
Farmer: Then we fight!
Gunundork: I thought you'd never offer.*Lunges at Farmer, ready to attack.*
Meanwhile in Kingnoob's room in the Kinoob castle, Kingnoob was in a deep sleep...another vision. He saw four boys in front of a man dressed in black armor. He saw the oldest, being dropped into the lava maze...and not coming out. The youngest was cast away to a dark magic teacher. The first twin was sent to hunting school and the second was trained as a mage. Kingnoob knew that the man was the Dark king. And he now knew that there were four people out there who were his children. Four children that had been abused. And one possibly killed. Kingnoob awoke in shock, he needed to send someone on a new mission. But who? Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 18:36:40 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:26:19 by Sirapyro

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Chapter446 - Visions

Lizzy crawled into her bed, once again alone. It had been that way for the past fifty years. But as she started to lie down she felt like she was being struck by lightning and drifted into a vision. She saw herself, but young. She also saw Milkshake next to her, and Derponet on the other side of the room. Suddenly Derponet started casting spells randomly, Lizzy and Milkshake barely dodged. Milkshake cast blaze, but Derponet absorbed it, redirecting it at Lizzy, she created a shield. Suddenly they were outside, the ground was littered with steel. Her vision was blurry but she saw the Milkshake limp on the ground. She was on the ground also, Derponet was over them; exhausted. A flaring in the sky diverted there attention and two meteors were flying towards them. Derponet braced and they crashed in front of him.

Blue sat outside of Lizzy's room, as he had been for the past week. He couldn't figure out how to apologize. At the same time Lizzy felt the strike so did he. He saw that Hi, Wave, and himself were in a hallway, with a woman in armor on the other side. In the next room was the tri-shape. The four began to fight, Blue, Hi, and Wave could not lay one attack on her. She did not bother attacking. Suddenly Wave an Hi were on the floor wounded and Blue was gone. The woman was about to slay them when four shards of glass flew at her. The scene once again changed and Blue was on the ground with the others, glass in his back, the woman standing above them. Suddenly another man yelled something and jumped from the shadows. He wielded dual machete's and wore light armor. Blue awoke before he saw what happened next. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 18:36:41 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:26:54 by Sirapyro

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Chapter447 - Demons

Chuckie: *Eating a fish.*
Earthy: Shouldn't we be searching?
Chuckie: *Throws the bone away.* He will come.
Earthy: You've been saying that for the past hour! Who will come!?!
Chuckie: Patience.*
Earthy: Grr, can I at least have a fish?
Chuckie: *Slowly looks at Earthy, angrily.*
Earthy: Never mind.

A few minutes later Chuckie threw his fish to the side and quickly stood up. Earthy quickly followed him and was instantly knocked back down by a black blur. Chuckie grabbed it before it could get away and flipped it over his shoulder. It was the black demon.

Chuckie: I thought I ended you in the Zamorak zone twenty years ago.
Black demon: Wrong, you see Demons can be healed with magic also. Now I have all of my powers.
Chuckie: Well so do I!
Earthy: What's going on!?!
Chuckie: When I went to the Zamorak zone we had a showdown.
Black demon: Chuckie won once but will NOT again!
Chuckie: You are so confident in your tiny abilities.
Black demon: Why do we always waste time talking?
Chuckie: I realy don't know.
Black demon: I mean, why don't we just fight?
Chuckie: Seriously.
Black demon: I mean, we're enemies not pen pals!
Chuckie: Wanna go discuss this over a plate of fish?
Black demon: Sure.
Earthy: JUST FIGHT!!!
Black demon: Oh yah.*Sticks his claws into Chuckie's hide.*
Chuckie: *Shows no pain.* What do you expect those feathers to do?*Slaps the black demon away.*
Black demon: Grr.*Shoots a large of blast of fire.*
Earthy: *Casts tsunami, blocking the blast.*
Chuckie: *Tackles the Black demon.*Hello.*Punches him in the gut.*
Black demon: *Kicks Chuckie off and stands up.*
Chuckie: You are weak now. How can you hope to-
Black demon: *Stabs Chuckie's neck.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter448 - Demons 2

Chuckie fell to his knees, still alive. But still; Chuckie fell to his knees! Earthy quickly pulled out his air staff and prepared for a fight.

Black demon: What is that gonna do!?! Blow me?
Earthy: *Clinches fist and punches the Black demon, he created his own sonic boom.*Ye, but the painful way!
Black demon: *Chuckie resisted that attack, but just barely. What makes you think that you can resist at all!?!*Charges at Earthy.*
Earthy: *Smiles that instantly sinks under the ground.*
Black demon: Where did you go?
Earthy: *Comes up behind demon.* Hello.
Black demon: *Turns around to find nothing, then he feels tapping on his shoulder.*
Earthy: To slow.
Black demon: *Swipes at Earthy.*
Earthy: *Jumps, and stays in the air.* As I said before: to slow.
Black demon: You wanna play in the air?*Spreads wings.*Then I'll give you a fight you will never forget!*Charges at Milky like a bullet.*
Earthy: *Disappears.*
Black demon: Aw, you need your pathetic magic tricks to win a fight against a demon!*Turns around and sees nothing.*Where are you!
Earthy: *Holding onto demons back.*
Black demon: If you won't come out then I'll just have to kill Chuckie once and for-
Earthy: *Takes dagger and shoves it into the demons "unhappy place."
Black demon: *Mumbles a few curses and falls to the ground.*
Chuckie: *Stand up, completely unharmed.*I was just humoring you.
Black demon: If you're truly that strong...why fight for the Dark king? You could help rule!
Chuckie: I help anyone close. Friends and-...if I still had a family!*Throws the Black demon into a tree fifty yards away.*
Black demon: *Stands up and holds up hands in a defense position.*
Chuckie: You killed them!*Swings a blast of fire at the Black demon.
Chuckie: They raised me.*Shoots more fire.* They might not have been the best, or my real parents. But they were all I had!*Shoots fire from both hands.*
Black demon: *Barely protects himself from all of the fire.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chuckie: And now, it is time to have a taste of your own medicine!

Suddenly Chuckie starts fizzling, and another Chuckie appears. Then two more. The four Chuckie's all stood over the Black demon with anger written all over them. The Black demon had not restored all of his powers so he only created one copy of himself.

Chuckie: *Sighs with anger.*You never seemed to realize. If you knock me up, I knock you out. Permanently! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 18:36:43 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:28:12 by Sirapyro

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Chapter449 - Demons 3

The original Chuckie kicked the Black demon numerous times while the Black demons clone took on Chuckie's. Unfortunately, Chuckie's clones were out powered and defeated them quickly. The second Black demon grabbed Chuckie from behind while the original got up and slashed his face.

Black demon: Like that all Mr. all powerful!?!
Chuckie: *Blood drips from lip.*No.
Black demon: That's what I thought.*Kicks Chuckie's chest.*
Chuckie: Erggle!
Black demon2: Finish the job.
Black demon: Oh right.*Slashes Chuckie again.*
Black demon2: *Disappears.*
Black demon: What the?
Earthy: Let him go.
Black demon: *Throws Chuckie to the ground.*Why should I?
Earthy: I told you to.
Black demon: Ooh, I'm so scared.
Earthy: Are you mocking me?
Black demon: No, I'm taunting you.
Earthy: *Smiles.*I'd stop.
Black demon: Why!?! What are you going to do!?! You have no idea how long I've been hunting Chuckie, how much training. You think YOU can beat me!?!
Earthy: Yes.*Swipes hands up and the earth around rises, and surrounds him.*
Black demon: What the-*Blown to the side by a fist of earth.*
Earthy: *Inside an earth battle suit.*I can beat you. Strength has nothing to do with it.
Black demon: *Blows fire.*
Earthy: *Holds up hand and fire is blown to all sides.*
Black demon: *Eyes widen.*
Earthy: Surrender now.
Black demon: Oh great.
Earthy: *Charges at the Black demon, casting earth pelt.*
Black demon: *Skin being penetrated by shards of earth.*STOP!*Blows more fire.*
Earthy: 8Leaves suit and absorbs fire, then shoots it back twice as powerful.*
Black demon: *Engulfed.*
Earthy: *Takes out a knife.*Goodbye demon.
Chuckie: *Perfectly fine.* This is my kill.*Lifts claws.*
Black demon: You can't kill me! I am immortal!
Chuckie: I am immortal, you are cursed.
Black demon: *Narrows eyes.*
Chuckie: My family, my honor, and my fish.
Black demon: Forget the-

Chuckie drives his claws into the demon's neck, he removes them seconds later and the Black demon collapses, dead. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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