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Chapter450: The first son


Farmer brought his sword up quickly and blocked Gunundork's attack, Remraf then took a pale of water and splashed Gunundork.

Gunundork: *Soaking wet.*Ok...what was that for?
Efram: Graggle smoof!
Gunundork: Bunny ears?
Remraf: Being a jerk.
Gunundork: Oh, I really have been missing alot of my stupid guy language classes.
Farmer: Oh well. You're...I'm thirsty.*Leaves.*
Remra*: Uh...me too.*Leaves.*
Efram: ...
Gunundork: Time to die weirdo!
Ram: *Kicks Gunundork's behind.*
Gunundork: OW!!
Ram: Baa!*Bites his arm.*
Gunundork: Ow ow ow! Get this sheep off of me!
Ram: *Kicks Gunundork's shin and let's go.*
Gunundork: Ok stupid sheep, prepare to die!

The ram's fur suddenly falls off and reveals swords strapped to its sides.

Gunundork: What the...
Ram: Baaaaaaaaa! *Jumps high up and comes down with its swords pointed towards Gunundork.*
Gunundork: *Dodges.*
Ram: *Charges at Gunundork, horns out.*
Gunundork: Eep!*Jumps over.*
Ram: *Turns around and stands on hind legs.*
Gunundork: Huh?
Ram: *Shakes off swords and clacks front feet together.*
Gunundork: What is wrong with this sheep!?!?!
Ram: *Runs at Gunundork and punches him.*
Gunundork: Ow!*Tries to hit the Ram back but misses.*
Ram: Baa baa baa!*Kicks Gunundork's shins again.*
Gunundork: This is worse than the torture chamber when I was a kid!
Ram: *Sticks front foot in Gunundork's mouth.*
Gunundork:
Ram: *Pulls out fast, scarring the inside of Gunundork's mouth.*
Gunundork: Stop! Please!
Farmer: *Comes out.* Oh, I see you met Weirdo.
Gunundork: The sheep's name...is Weirdo?
Farmer: Yep.
Gunundork: *Remembers.*Time to die weirdo!*Current.*Uh-oh.
Weirdo: 8Kicks Gunundork rapidly.*
Gunundork: STOP! PLEASE! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter451 - The power of three


Weirdo once again got on both feet, but this time he had daggers attached to his front feet. Gunundork slowly backed away, but Weirdo got closer as he got farther.

Weirdo: Baa!
Gunundork: Look, I was talking to Efram, not you!
Weirdo: *Becomes even more mad.*
Gunundork: What the!?!
Remraf: Weirdo loves Efram.
Gunundork: Oh come on!
Weirdo: *Runs towards Gunundork and starts stabbing his back.*
Gunundork: Ow ow ow! Stop, please!
Weirdo: *Drops daggers and grabs some gray stones on the ground.*
Gunundork: Huh?
Weirdo: *Casts fire strike.*
Gunundork: Oh come on! Demon sheep!
Farmer: No, he got tired of us rolling him down the mountain for enjoyment, so he learned to fight.
Gunundork: ...Why?
Remraf: Pickle!
Gunundork: I hate you.*Kicked by Weirdo.*
Weirdo: Baa baa baa!*Casts fire wave.*
Gunundork: Uh-oh...I think I've seen this sheep before.

*Flashback.*

Hunter A: Hey you stupid ram! Let me kill you!
Weirdo: BAA!*Brutally murders Hunter A.*
Gunundork:
Farmer: Whoa.
Gunundork: Get out of here! How do people get in to flashbacks!?!
Remraf: I don't know.
Gunundork: Leave!
Farmer: Make us!
Gunundork: OMG!

*Normal.*

Farmer: That was weird.
Remraf: Yah.
Gunundork: O...m...g...
Weirdo: *Starts jumping on Gunundork.*
Gunundork: OW!*Casts a blast of dark energy, sending Weirdo crashing into the house.*I did it!
Weirdo: *Stands up, but falls over.*
Efram: Wegla!*Coughs loudly and eyes turn red. His head turns towards Gunundork but his body does not.*
Gunundork:
Efram: You hurt my friend!*Kicks Gunundork fifty feet away, approaches him, and takes the ring of wolf.*
Gunundork: Give that back!
Efram: *Puts it on.* No!*Turns to a wolf.*
Gunundork: This should be simple. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter452 - The power of three 2

Efram bit Gunundork in his "place" continuously for an hour. Farmer and Remraf treated Weirdo's wounds during this time. However, they did a terrible job. Efram eventually stopped after he almost drowned in Gunundork's tears.

Gunundork: The pain! It has to be a new record!
Efram: *Sees Weirdo healed and turns back to normal.*Wegla!
Weirdo: Baa.
Gunundork: Oh, now you'll pay!*Takes out sword and runs towards Efram.*
Efram: Ger?
Gunundork: *Prepares to swing.*
??????: *Drops out of nowhere and dances on Gunundork's head.*
Gunundork: Ow ow ow! Why is this person wearing sharp cleats!?!
??????: *Jumps off and kicks Gunundork's behind.*
Gunundork: OW!
??????: Wimp!
Gunundork: Why you!
Weirdo: *Runs horns into Gunundork's behind.*
Gunundork: HOLY!*Rockets high in the air.*
??????: Wow, he got some distance.
Farmer: What's that black dot over me?
Gunundork: *Lands on Farmer.*
Farmer: Let's do that again!
??????: Alright Gunundork-
Gunundork: How do you know me?
??????: All elf's know the sons of the Dark king.
Gunundork: An elf, this shouldn't be hard!*Grabs the elf's throat and throws him into the canyon wall.*
??????: *Falls unconscious.*
Gunundork: Sorry elf boy, but you're time is here.
Farmer: Not so fast!
Gunundork: What do you want!?!

Farmer, Remraf, and Efram and standing behind Gunundork, there hands glowing and pointed at him.

Gunundork: No!
Farmer: The power of three baby. Fire!*All three fire, but miss.*
Gunundork:
Farmer: Uh...fire two!*All fire again and hit.*
Gunundork: Aaaaah!*Skin slowly starts dissolving as his armor disappears.* How did you know what to do?*Sees a large creature over himself.*
???????: I told them.*Flies away.*
Gunundork: I have been betrayed by a brother I thought was dead.*Continues dissolving and eventually disapears.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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