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Chapter460 - Crazania

A branch snapped, some leaves rustled, and some rocks slid. Each time the girls would jump in fear. They knew they were being followed. They didn't know by what, but they knew.

Chloe: *Spins around.* I'm not taking this anymore! Come out you coward!*Staggers back.*
Ictan: You ok Chloe?
Leah: What just happened?
Chloe: Oh nothing. I thought I heard something.
Leah: What's wrong with your voice?
Chloe: I might have caught a cold.
Ictan: No. Somethings wrong.
Chloe: *Turns around and throws a dagger towards the others.*
Ictan: *Kicks the side, causing it to harmlessly fall.*something is wrong!
Chloe: Ha ha ha!*Runs towards the others, sword in hand.*
Leah: *Ducks and kicks her in the chest.*
Crazania: Aah!*Flies out of Chloe.*
Chloe: I feel weird.
Crazania: You filthy slobs!
Leah: You match the description of the blind woman who stole the cube!
Chloe: And the sphere!
Crazania: Ha ha ha!*Disappears.*
Chloe: Where did she go?
Ictan: Right here!*Tries to stab Chloe.*
Leah: *Knocks Ictan over.*Stop it!
Ictan: Why!?!*Tries to attack.*
Chloe: *Pulls out mace and smacks Ictan.*
Crazania: *Once again flies out.*Why you!
Ictan: What happened, why does my side hurt?
Leah: Be careful, I think this deranged chick can overshadow people.
Crazania: What was your first clue!?!*Disappears.*
Leah: Now where is she?
Chloe and Ictan: Not us.
Bear: Roar!*Slashes at the three.*
Ictan: Overshadow animals also it would seem.
Bear: *Gets on all fours and back rips open, revealing huge green wings. Its front teeth became saber teeth and its skin becomes scaly and green.*
Leah: Wait a second. Remember the dragon attacks?
Chloe: Yeah.
Leah: Bears can't transform. I think that chick can create dragons! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter461 - The dragon molder

The dragon became whole and flew in the air. It lit the night sky with bursts of fire and after a few minutes it landed in front of the girls, ready to attack.

Chloe: How can we kill a dragon and a crazy blind woman!?!
Crazania: Don't even bother!
Dragon: *Loud roar followed by fire.*
Ictan: *Holds up her ring which puts out the fire and pushes the dragon away.*
Leah: Whoa.
Chloe: It's coming back!
Dragon: *Blow more fire.*
Ictan: *Dives into the fire and it separates. She was unharmed.*
Dragon: *Confused growl and more fire.*
Ictan: *Repeats previous technique.*
Chloe: I'm not going to just sit here!*Climbs onto the dragons back and the dragon begins to ascend.*
Chloe: We did it! Now for Crazan-
Leah: *Punches Chloe.*
Chloe: Leah stop! Uh-oh, you're not Leah.
Leah: *Laughs evilly and pulls out a bow.*What!?! I don't know how to use this!
Ictan: Looks like overshadowing Leah was a bad idea after all.
Crazania: Get down you stupid dragon! I'll kill that slob for you!
Leah: No you won't!*Kicks her in the face.*
Crazania: *Falls to the ground and kicks Leah's shin.*
Ictan: *Throws a ruby towards the dragon and the dragon falls to the earth like a falling rock.*
Chloe: *Barely manages to hold on.*Now to get to the throat.
Ictan: Use the-*Smacked by dragon tail.*
Leah: *Jumps up and slowly her vision fades. she hears Crazani*'s laugh and soon she was overshadowed.*
Ictan: Ruby.*Breaks a rock and a shield forms.*
Dragon: *Blows fire, but it bounces off of the shield and hits itself.*
Chloe: *Dodges fire and grabs the ruby stuck to its neck.*
Leah: Kill it!
Chloe: That's the plan!*Stabs the dragons neck with the ruby. Oddly enough the ruby easily tears through its thick hide and sinks deep into the neck.*
Dragon: *Begins to collapse, screaming and releasing flames. In a few seconds it was dead.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter462 - Shadows

Crazania hopped out of Leah instantly and kicks her forward. She began to ran bu Chloe was faster. and tripped her. Crazania was surrounded whether she knew it or not.

Crazania: I know you are there. What do you want?
Chloe: Sorry, but you serve whoever you serve and you stole the artifacts. Your end is here.
Crazania: Yes, but if you kill me then what will happen to yo?
Leah: What do you mean?
Ictan: Forget it! Kill her!
Chloe: *Pulls out sword and stabs Crazania in the heart.*
Crazania: *In last breath.* Feel the wrath of the shadows!*Dies.*
Leah: What?
Ictan: Wrath of the shadows?

Almost in an instant a purple and black wall of energy(huge)sprung up around them, and it seemed to be daytime. Something caught there eyes, there shadows had seperated from themselves and were standing in front of them.

Chloe: Uh-oh. I've seen this before. Let's all take someone else's double!
Ictan: Umm I don't think-
Leah: Alright!*Goes for Chloe's shadow.*
Chloe's shadow: *Holds up hand and Leah is thrown backwards.*
Ictan: Crazania planned this! We can only beat our own shadows!
Leah: Nice to know.
Chloe: Fine.*Runs towards her shadow.*
Chloe's shadow: *Holds up hand but Chloe does not fly backwards.*
Chloe: Bingo.*Brings her sword up slicing clean through her shadow.*
Chloe's shadow: *Disappears.*
Leah: *Throws a dagger, hitting her shadow in the chest. It disappears as well.*
Ictan: Uhh...
Ictan's shadow: *Pulls out a sword and tries to kill Ictan.*
Chloe: Just slash it!
Ictan: Mine has all of my abilities! It'll be harder!
Leah: Just do it!
Ictan's shadow: *Stabs Ictan.*
Chloe and Leah: No!
Ictan: *Looks at sword, then at her shadow, then touches her necklace. The necklace glows bright and the sword and shadow disappear.*
Chloe: How did you do all of that?
Ictan: I have enchanted jewelry. And everybody knows there's a hole in the center of dragons fire.
Leah: I didn't-
Ictan: Everyone from my "village". Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 19:14:34 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:35:16 by Sirapyro

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Chapter463 - The master of time

Tym quietly followed Gil, Keister, and Great mk for days. He seemed to be studying there movements. Besides being able to make people younger, Tym could learn your whole life story by studying your movements. Everything, even your battle form. After the third day he moved faster and jumped out of his hiding place.

Gil: I have a feeling we're being followed.
Keister: Why?
Gil: Look at that growing shadow.
Great mk: Move!
Tym: *Lands in front of the three.*
Great mk: Finally.*Runs to attack.*
Tym: *Grabs his neck and throws him far away.*
Gil: Great.
Keister: Attack!*Pulls out whips and charges.*
Tym: *Ducks and nails Keister in his chest.*
Keister: *Flies back.* Not even the KBD could avoid that attack, at least that's what my father said.
Gil: He must have seen it coming.*Throws a dart then his sword.*
Tym: *Easily dodges both.*Honestly?
Gil: It's almost like he knows what we're going to do before we do it.
Great mk: *Wakes up and sees a strange gem. He picks it up.*
Gil: Keister get up! Attack at once!

Gil and Keister both pull out swords and Charge at Tym. Tym knocks Keister back bu Gil manages to stab Tym in the heart.

Gil: Yes!
Tym: *Clock on chest glows.*
Gil: I have a feeling we're being followed.
Keister: Why?
Gil: Look at that growing shadow.
Great mk: What the!?! What just happened?
Gil: What?*Crushed by Tym.*
Keister: No!
Great mk: *Quickly stabs Tym.*
Tym: *Clock on chest glows.*
Gil: I have a feeling we're being followed.
Keister: Why?
Gil: Look at that growing shadow.
Great mk: Gil move!
Gil: *Moves back.*
Tym: *Lands in front of the three.*
Great mk: I don't get this!
Tym: You know.
Keister: What are you talking about!?! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter464 - The master of time 2

Gil: Attack!
Keister: *Stabs Tym.*
Tym: *Clock on chest glows.*
Gil: I have a feeling we're being followed.
Keister: Why?
Gil: Look at that growing shadow.
Great mk: Omg, move!
Gil: *Moves.*
Tym: *Lands in front of the three.*
Keister: Let's do this!
Great mk: *Pulls gem out of pocket.* Hold on! Try killing him with this!
Tym: *Knocks gem away.* Problem solved.
Great mk: *Tries to get it.*
Tym: *Stabs him.*
Gil: *Recovers the gem and throws his sword.*
Tym: *Stabbed by sword and the clock on his chest glows again.*
Gil: What's going on?
Keister: What?
Gil: *Moves.*
Tym: *Lands in front of the three.*Give me the gem!
Keister: We don't have a gem!
Great mk: Yeah! So back off!
Gil: *Thinks.* This gem must allow someone to resist time reversal.
Tym: *Punches Gil in the chest and the stone flies out.*
Gil: Get it!
Keister: *Cuts off Tym's hand and grabs the stone.*
Tym: *Clock glows.*
Gil: I have a feeling we're being followed.
Keister: What on earth!?!
Great mk: Move!
Gil: *Moves.*
Tym: Alright, I'm tired of all this looping so give me the stone!
Keister: you can take it from my corpse!
Tym: Very well.
Great mk: Time to fight!
Keister: I think we've been fighting for hours.
Gil: How?
Keister: Long story.
Tym: And I am annoyed. after hours of fighting I want this to end!*Pulls out a dragon mace and slowly charges at the three.*
Keister: Don't hurt him! We'll just start over again!
Great mk: Then how do we-
Tym: *Smacks Great mk.*
Gil: No!*Stabs Tym again.*
Tym: *Clock glows.*
Keister: Here we go again. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 19:14:35 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:36:35 by Sirapyro

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Chapter465 - The master of time 3

Tym: *Lands in front of the three.*
Keister: Just die already! We;re going to loop forever!
Gil: What are you talking about!?!
Keister: Omg!
Tym: If you won't drop the stone, then I'll go twice as hard!*Grabs Gil's sword and throws it away.*
Gil: Hey!
Tym: *Grabs Gil and throws him in the opposite direction.*
Keister: No!*Tries to whip Tym.*
Tym: *Punches Keister and the gem rolls towards Great mk.*
Great mk: *Touches the stone and remembers everything.*Guys!*Throws dagger at Tym's head, it barely misses the scar.*
Tym: *Clock glows.*
Gil: I have a feeling-
Great mk: *Pushes Gil back.*
Tym: *Lands.*
Great mk: *Stabs Tym with the stone.*
Tym: Thank you.

The stone flies into Tym's body and Tym kicks Great mk away.

Tym: Now I will win!
Keister: *Uses whip as a choker.*
Tym: *Clock glows.*
Gil: I have a feeling we're being followed.
Keister: Why?
Gil: Look at that growing shadow.
Great mk: Move! De-ja-vu.
Tym: *Lands in front of the three.*
Great mk: Have we met?
Keister: It doesn't matter! He;s going to die-
Tym: *Stabs him.*
Gil: Keister!
Keister: Either way.*Dies.*
Great mk: No!*Charges at Tym.*
Tym: *Spins around and punches him in the skull, shattering it.*
Gil: Uh-oh.
Tym: I have had enough of this!*Cuts Gil's throat.*
Gil: *Staggers back and falls to knees.*
Tym: ...I need more.*Looks towards Kinoob.*And the Dark king seems like the perfect foe.

Tym walks towards Kinoob. When he was well out of sight Gil began crawling after him, slowly bleeding to death. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 19:14:36 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:37:07 by Sirapyro

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Chapter466 - Age does not matter

Guard captain: Fire!
Guards: *Fire arrows and bolts.*
Tym: *Completely unharmed.* Move aside. I wish a "visit" with the Dark king.
Guard captain: To bad! Keep firing!
Tym: *Have it your way. *Raises hands and all time stops.*He walks into the city, and into the guard captains tower. He then resumes time.*
Guard captain: Where did he go!?!
Tym: *Hits him in the back of the head, sending him to the ground.*
Tym: *Continues towards the castle.*

Tym was not fat, but heavy from muscle. He moved slow because for him walking is like carrying an extra ton. Most of the civilians ran from him even though they didn't know his mission. They were frightened by the circular scar on his forehead and the clock on his chest. It was night before he reached the castle gates. Meanwhile inside...

Chuckie: Black demon is dead.
Kingnoob: No news from any of the others?
Earthy: Nope.
Lizzy: Then you two go rest.
Chuckie: With pleasure.*Leaves.*
Milkshake: You too Earthy.
Earthy: Ok dad.*Leaves.*
Kingnoob: ....We're under attack.
Lizzy: I know. I feel it in my gut.
Blue: But by who?
Tym: *Knocks on door.*
Kingnoob: That must be the cook. Come in!
Tym: *Breaks down door.*Hello Dark king!
Lizzy: *Screams and casts a spell.*
Tym: *Unaffected.*
Jr: *Barrels into the room and kicks Tym in his back.*
Tym: *Unharmed. Then turns around.*
Jr:

: What?
Tym: *Kills

.*Do not interfere. I wish for a fight with the Dark king.
Kingnoob: I am not the Dark king anymore.
Tym: know! But you should know, whenever you are near death he is resurrected.
Kingnoob: So you are going to torture me?
Dark king that's the plan. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter467 - Age doesn't matter 2

Jr: Get back brute!
Tym: Get out of the way pipsqueak.
Jr: Pipsqueak!?!*Punches Tym.*
Tym: ...
Jr: *Reels back in pain, for Tym's skin is like steel.*
Tym: Now then, I have a fighting plan with the Dark king.
Kingnoob: Kelly!
Blue: Don't make us-
Tym: Don't make you what? Nag and spit on me?
Wave: Possibly...
Tym: Then prepare to fight!
Kelly: *Comes in and kicks Tym's Austin power joke

.*
Tym: *Twitches a little and backslaps Kelly.*
Kelly: *Screams.*

Meanwhile...

Purple: Eklly is in trouble!*Sits up, hits a metal bar, and dies again.*

Back...

Jr: Get away from my sister!
Kingnoob: You she isn't your real sister. You're both adopted.
Kelly: I know.
Jr: What!?!
Tym: Forget it.*Punches Jr into the back wall.*
Jr: *Falls unconscious.*
Kingnoob: No!
Kelly: *Slaps Tym.*
Tym: This is pathetic. All I want is a worthy fight!
Kingnoob: I'm not fighting!
Tym: Then I'll kill your children!
Kingnoob: I'm to old!
Tym: *Grabs Kelly's hair.*
Kingnoob: Chuckie! Someone help!
Tym: *Pulls out knife.*
Kingnoob: Please let her go!
Jr: *Gets up.* LEt her go!
Tym: *Throws knife at Jr.*
Jr: *Hit in the stomach.*
Kingnoob: NO!
Tym: There's one.
Kingnoob: If I wasn't to old to fight you would be sorry for that.
Tym: Then come on Dark king!
Kingnoob: Let her go!
Tym: To late!
??????: Hey you!
Tym: *Turns towards the voice in shock. He seemed to recognize it.*

The holder of the voice jumped out of the shadows, he was holding nothing but a metal pole. Tym threw a knife, but missed. The figure charges at Tym and swung his pole. The pole hit Tym dead on, in the scar on his forehead. Tym stopped was still for a few seconds and fell to his knees. The clock on his chest began turning back extremely fast. He opened his mouth and a purple beam flew out and hit Kingnoob, Blue, Wave, Milkshake, Hi and Lizzy. Suddenly the room went dark. Two seconds later the lights were back and Tym was replaced by ash. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 19:14:37 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:38:01 by Sirapyro

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Chapter468 - The pre-final challenges

Chuckie: *Literally rolls through the door.*WHAT HAPPENED!?!
Milkshake: Nothing, why?
Chuckie: *Jaw falls off.*
Kingnoob: O_o

Chuckie: *Puts it back on.*What happened!?!
Blue: Enemy died, we become young, you do something weird. The usual.
Chuckie: Would this explain why Earthy disappeared?
Milkshake: WHAT!?!
Lizzy: Our kids must have disappeared when we became young!
Blue: PURPLE!
Chuckie: Don't worry, she was already dead.
Blue: *Faints.*
Wave: *Waving hand in front of Blue's face.*
??????: They will come back, when you set things straight!
Chuckie: Intruder!*Pulls out a club made of fish bones.*
Lizzy: What the!?!
Chuckie: I have to do something with the bones.
Hi: I thought you ate them.
Chuckie: No!Hey, you think 2654's gone?
All: -_-
Chuckie: Just a thought.
Milky: *Comes in, same age as everyone else.* Whoa, what just happened?
Chuckie: Enemy died, you guys becomes young, Blue fainted. The usual.
Cerberus: -.-
Chuckie: Why does everybody keep looking at me like that!?!
Blue: Because you deserve it!
??????: Is this how you guys solve all of your problems?
Hi: Pretty much.
??????: Omg...well then I guess I have to keep you guys focused.
Kingnoob: Who are you?
??????: My name is Scorch. And I am the new leader-
Chuckie: You!?! Leader!?! The Dark king is leader bub.
Scorch: Sheesh, I'm the only one that can stay focused.
Wave: That's not true!
Milky: That's totally not true!
Kingnoob: We stay focused most of the time.
Hi: If we stayed focused 100% of the time we would have won all of our fights, and be living on a mansion somewhere on an island. >.<
Chuckie: Island! Where are those enemy's!?! I'll murder them! They'll regret...not...dieing!
Scorch: You love islands?
Chuckie: Islands are on water, and fish are in water. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter469 - The pre-final challenges 2

Kingnoob: We're still missing some people that should be alive.
Chuckie: Like?
Kingnoob: I don't remember Ser dieing, or Mk. Or 2654.
Chuckie: I can make the search easier.
Wave: How?
Chuckie: I can remove someone from the list.
Scorch: No! We need all the help we can get!
Chuckie:

Scorch: *Whispers to Blue.*Why is there a demon in here?
Blue: One he's good transport....never mind that one. Two, he knows alot of stuff we need to know. Three, he makes a mean chili.
Scorch: Prove it.

One hour later...

Scorch: Whoa...that was the best chili ever!
Chuckie: *Wearing a "kiss the cook" apron.*It's an old family recipe.
Lizzy: I'm guessing that's an old family apron?
Chuckie: Actually yes.
2654: *Walks in.* Target bot located. WHAT HAPPENED!?!
Milky: Enemy died, we become young, Chuckie made Chile. The usual.
2654: ...Ok?
Scorch: So, are we going to go look for your friends?
Kingnoob: Yah, I need to talk to Blue, Wave, Lizzy, Hi, Milkshake, and Chuckie real quick.
Milky: There's no way this is going to be quick.
Milky, Cerberus, Scorch, and 2654: *Leave.*
Kingnoob: Now then-

Suddenly the windows in the room shatter and it becomes dark. A fog begins filling the room and the lights come back, dimmed. After there eyes adjust they see a small blue circle, coming towards them. It begins growing and showing detail. It eventually changed colors and revealed a female spirit; Survanet.

Survanet: Brave warriors, I come t you to give you the last information I have. The information you will need to defeat your greatest enemy and save everything.
Kingnoob: You were right, age did not matter.
Blue: Tell us, who is the master! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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