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Chapter224 - Mini Clan 1


Kingnoob: Alright I don't see any way out of this hole.
Sendra: I know...it's like a cage!

A light turns on lighting up the entire room.

Sendra: ...And it is a cage.
Kingnoob: Who turned on that light?
Creature: Grrrrr!
Kingnoob: What is that?
Sendra: It looks like some sort of dragon kalphite!
Creature: Mie Nayme bee ulles.
Kingnoob: ...You talk wierd.
Ulles: Wat yoo sa mortul?
Kingnoob: ...You have nice teeth.
Ulle: ...Wy thaank yoo.
Sendra: (Either Siradam157 is having some sort of typing problem or this guy is nuts!)
Ulles: Nowe yoo tooo ar trapede n` mee layr!
Kingnoob: Why do you want to keep us trapped?
Ulles: mee geet hungrie seence nwo won eever comee downe here...soo mie wunt tooo ete yu!
Sendra: *Screams so loud that the bars shatter and knocks Ulles unconcious.*
Kingnoob:
Sendra: Don't ask.
Kingnoob: Let's just run!
Sendra: Look! A staircase!
Kingnoob: Let's just hope it's not *Both fall through another trapdoor.* Sabatooooooooooooooged!

The two wake up hours later in an even deeper room of the Temple.

Kingnoob: What happened?
Sendra: What does that sign say?
Kingnoob: Left to the room of death right to The Eye north to the entrance and south the the back exit.
Sendra: ...Does it really say all that?
Kingnoob: Wait...you can't read?
Sendra: ...I never got an education ok!?!
Kingnoob: Then how do you say everything correctly?
Sendra: *Looks at Siradam157.*
Siradam157: Hey I don't have all the answers! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter225 - Mini Clan 2


Laugh: So...where are we exactly?
Rainrain: I wish I knew.
Lord Chip: We're all gonna die!
Mk: Shut up! We're not going to die!
Krazy: *Sighs.* We're trapped...look.
Rainrain: Every doorway is sealed off!
Mk: Laugh.
Laugh: I'm on it! *Starts whipping one of the sealed doorways with his chain whip.*
Lord Chip: It isn't working!
Mk: I may be able to do something about that. *Breathes in deeply then takes out a flail that couls suit a hill giant.*
Stand back! *Destroys an entire wall.*
All:
Mk: What?
All:
Mk: well soooorry I never told anyone!
Krazy: Not you...turn around!
Mk: What's the big...

Ulles is standing behind them.

Ulles: Yusles hyoomuns yu wil bee eten!
Laugh: ...Hmmm*Starts whipping Ulles.*
Ulles: Ow! Retrete!*Runs away like a frightned dog whoses soiled himself.*
Laugh: Hah hah!
Mk: Now that that's over with let's get out of here!

Meanwhile...

Kingnoob: Let's head for The Eye.
Ulles: Mumy!*Runs right past Kingnoob and Sendra.*
Both: ...Laugh.*The two run down the hall that was created by Ulles and meet up with Laugh and the others.*
Kingnoob: Hey guys!
Sendra: Your ok!
Rainrain: Where did you guys come from?
Kingnoob: ...The hall!
Rainrain: Oh right.

Screams can be heard from the room of death.
Kingnoob: What was that?
Sendra: It's coming from the direction the room of death is!
Kingnoob: let's go everyone!
Laugh: You heard him! Let's move!
Mk: Alright! *Takes out flail.* Let's do this! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter226 - Mini Clan 3


Ooksie,Milkdrink,Derponet, and Mic are suspended in mid-air in a cage.

Mic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ooksie: It's just the skeloton of a fly! Stop being such a baby!
Mic:
Derponet: I just hope someone rescues us before we...die.
Milkdrink: Yah I know...i'm thirsty!
Ooksie: I...think that is the torture!
Milkdrink: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mic: Look down there!
Milkdrink: It looks like*Coughs* A dragon Kalphite!
Ooksie: I'm starting to feel...woozy.*Faints.*
Mic: Ook...sie? *Faints.
Milkdrink: ...I don't feel woozy.
Derponet: ...
Milkdrink: What?
Derponet: Never mind.
Milkdrink: ...Can't you just use magic or something?
erponet: ...*Telethors everyone to the ground level then teleports himself.*
Milkdrink: Hmm...yah that was hard!
Derponet: *Raises his fist.*
Milkdrink: Sorry.
Derponet: *Picks up Ooksie.* We need to keep moving...carry Mic.
Milkdrink: What? That guy is big enough to carry 5 people! how can I carry him?
Derponet: *Glares at Milkdrink.*
Milkdrink: Ok ok...*Drinks a strength potion.*
Kingnoob: Derponet! Milkdrink!
Derponet: Not now Ooksie and Mic won't wake up.
Kingnoob: ...It's this temple...it's protected by the H.A.M. so any beast will die in here!
Sendra: What about Ulles?
Kingnoob: He must have been here before that.
Laugh: Can't you teleport them back to base so they can recover?
Derponet: No...i'm out of runes...we'll need to find Hendrik!
Rainrain: Well then we had better start looking! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter227 - Mini Clan 4


Icefer: where on runescape are we?
: I don't know.
Evil Mk: *Coughs* Well wherever we are we need to get out!
Milkshake: We can't...look around! we're in a smooth wall pit!
Blood: Maybe my chips can help us escape!
Jack: ...Or my steel magic carpet?
All: *Mumble.*
Jack: Alright I'll carry you all up one at a time.
Milkshake: Me first!
Jack: Noobs first.
: Yay!

After several minutes Jack has lifted everyone out of the pit and back up to the entrance level.

Jack: Where did Master and Gote go?
Inversion: I dont know but i'm going to find out!*Flys off down a dark tunnel.*
Evil Mk: Forget him now let's find The Eye!
Ulles: Oh it hurts!*Continues crying about being whipped.*
All:
: Yes?
All: We weren't talking to you!
: ...Oh.
Milkshake: Let's follow him maybe we can find The Eye!
Blood: Maybe...
Jack: Never mind it let's go!
Evil Mk: You heard him let's move!
Blood: we are!
Evil Mk: ...Oh right!

Up with Inversion...

Inversion: I can feel it...I'm almost to The Eye!
Kingnoob: Huh? STOP!
Inversion: Huh? *Crashes into Kingnoob.*
Sendra: Are they ok?
Inversion: *Agony voice.* Yah never better.
Kingnoob: *Agony voice.* Why wouldn't we be?
Laugh: ...Never mind.
Jack: Ooh that looks painful!
Inversion: Not really.
Milkdrink: Milkshake!
Milkshake: Milkdrink!
Derponet: Drink each other if your sooo thirsty!
Both: ...
Derponet: I'm kidding.
Evil Mk: Mk!
Mk: Gah! Oh I though you were Master Mk.
Evil Mk: Well i'm not!
Master Mk: Sneak attack!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter228 - Mini Clan 5


Lee: Is everyone alright?
Scruffy: ...
Lizzy: He won't come to.
Kingchoob: Come to what? The Party?
Pk: *Punches Kingchoob*
Kingchoob: Who ate my cookie?*Faints.*
Lizzy: This temple must be killing him.
Lee: Then we need to find Hendrik!
Pk: ...Guh!
Lizzy: What the?
Pk: Don't forget me*Dies.*
Lee: What killed him?
Ulles: Muahahahaha! Pyoony hyumuns yu wil `ll di!
Lee: Hey ugly!
Ulles: ?
Lee: Your ugly!
Ulles: *Starts crying again.*
Lizzy: Get out of here!
Ulles: *Starts running again.*
Lee: Pk!
Lizzy: He's dead.
Kingchoob: *Comes to.* Huh? What happened?*Sits up and bangs his head on a rock then goes unconcious again.*
Lee: ...Come on let's get Scruffy and Kingchoob out of here?
Lizzy: What about Pk?

Pks body instantly disapears into the shadows.

Lee: Grab Scruffy.*Picks up Kingchoob.*
Lizzy: ...Alright.

The two walk for a while when they find Blue unconcious on the ground.

Lee: Blue!
Blue: Ungh.
Lizzy: Blue...Blue please wake up!
Blue: Lizzy?
Lizzy: He's waking up!
Kingchoob: Who?*Falls off of Lees back then goes unconcious yet again.*
Lee: What happened to you?
Blue: I fell down a trapdoor and I ended up here...and then I just got a little sleepy so I decided to take a nap.
Lizzy:
Lee: Alright then...let's move on!
Kingchoob: Alright!
Kingnoob: Do I hear a noob?
Lee: Kingnoob!
Blue: We're over here!
Laugh: There you guys are.
Master Mk: Well...Now we're almost back together.
Sendra: Is he even in the clan?
Mk: Nope!
: Suffering Eyeballs!
All: *Look at in a terrified look.*
: No really look!
Gote 2: Help.
Gote 3: Get us down.
Kingnoob: What happened?
Gote 4: The creatures...The Eye...coming from...killers!
Milkdrink: ...Oooook.
Blue: Wait...The creatures are coming from The Eye and there killers!
Gote 2: Yes!
Kingnoob: Coming from?
Inversion: That means The Eye...is a portal! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter229 - Mini Clan 6


Sakani: Ow my head.
Noppa: Ow my arm.
Grafy: Ow my leg.
Penguin Overlord: Wimps!
Sakani: Where are we?

There is a sound of thunder then rhinos on a rampage then everything goes quiet.

Grafy: I don't know about this.
Sakai: What on Runescape was that?
Penguin Overlord: Something that only a wimp would be afraid of!

A light turns on revealing a huge moniter on the wall.

Penguin Overlord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Noppa: ...
Sakani: What is that?
Penguin Overlord: Scary!
Noppa: ...
Grafy: It's like a moniter of anothr world.
Noppa: Look at this sign...moniter room of the Gedun world.
Sakani: The Gedun world?
Grafy: This is a vision of another world!
Penguin Overlord:
Grafy: ...And he calls us wimps.
Noppa: The Eye must be a portal to this place!
Grafy: Pfft! Yah right!

Meanwhile...

Kingchoob: Are we there yet?
Kingnoob: We arent going anywhere!
Laugh: ...
Kingchoob: (Demented/evil voice) ARE WE THERE YET!?!?!?!?!?!
Kingnoob:
: What?
Kingnoob: *Beats up Kingchoob and .*
Laugh: And they call me tough!
Mk: Help!
Master mk: Noogie noogie!
Evil mk: Somebody save me!
Kingnoob: ...Sakani!
Sakani: Wow...not alot of us left to get back together. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter230 - Mini Clan 7


Frugoo: *Coughs.* Where...where am I?

There is a loud flapping and some footsteps.

Frugoo: Who's there?
??????: *Breathing.*
Frugoo: What's going on!?!*Tries to get up but is trapped under a large pole.* HELP!

A flock of chickens come in and roll the pole off of Frugoo.

Frugoo: *Sighs.* I should have known it was you Kelteo.
Kelteo: Well it is dark down here...I don't blame you.
Frugoo: Hey who's that on the ground over there?
Kelteo: ...Oh Saradomin Chi-chi!
Chi-chi: What happened?
Kelteo: Were at the bottom of the temple...are you ok?
Chi-chi: I think...*Starts choking Kelteo.*
Chi-chi: *Mans voice.* Time to die chicken god!
Chi-chi: Let him go!*Tackles the second Chi-chi.*
Chi-Chi: Gaaaaah!*Turns to Blackrun.*
Chi-chi: You will not use me as a disguise!
Blackrun: Heh heh heh...I can disguise myself as whoever I...*Starts being eaten alive by a horde of chickens.*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kelteo: Hahaha!
Frugoo: *Scoffs.* My turn!*Takes out Dragon two-hander an chops at Blackrun.*
Blackrun: Ow...you cut my chest...NOT! I'm immortal!
Kelteo: Not to a god!*Starts flying and sends chickens at him.*
Blackrun: ...I am a god! I am the god of form!
Frugoo: Grrr...*Something catches his eye.*
Chi-chi: Leave this place!
Blackrun: *Steps onto oddly shaped ground.* Nothing can stop me you fool!
Frugoo: Hey Blackrun!
Blacrun: Huh?
Frugoo: Eat steel!*Pulls a lever and a large horn blows.*
Blackrun: Huh?*Looks down to realize hes on a railroad track.*Where do these tracks keep coming*Crushed by the train.*That's gonna leave a mark.
Kingnoob: Kelteo! Frugoo!...
Lee: Chi-chi!
Chi-chi: Lee!
Blood and Lord chip: Chips!
All: ...
Both: Look!

Everyone notices a huge mountain of patato chips.

Kingnoob: What the?
Ulles: GOE UWAY THEEZ R MIE CHIPZ
Kingnoob:
: What?
Kingnoob: Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter231 - Mini Clan 8


Coolz: Anybody? Hello!

Something grabs his leg.

Coolz: WTF!?!
Ser: Help me up?
Coolz: You scared me.
Ser: Sorry.

A wall explodes revealing Player.

Player: Hey guys.
Coolz: Now we just need to find a way out of here.
Ser: If we all even live.
Player: ...We will!
Coolz: Yah Ser!
Ser:
Coolz: Maybe Ser can use his powers to get us out.
Ser: That's to dangerous!
Player: I can just get us out.
Both: True.

The three start walking down pathways when they meet a dead end.

Ser: It's a dead end...let's go back.
Coolz: Wait...*He hears a strange buzzing.*PLayer! Bring down this wall!
Player: Alright*Brings down the wall rvealing something like a portal room.*
Coolz: What is this place?
Ser: *Staring at the large white portal on the wall.*Guys.
Both: What?
Ser: Look!

Coolz and Player both look at the huge portal and all three walk up to it.

Figure by the portal: Who goes there!
Ser: *Soils self.*
Coolz: Coolz167,Runescape Player, and*Catches a whiff of Ser's pants.*Sert167.
FBTP: Alright, To enter The Eye you must pass three tests!
Coolz: The Eye! This is The Eye!?!
FBTP: Well it's not a candy bar!
Player: What are these 'tests'?
FBTP: First! Tou must break this stone in three seconds...GO!
Player: *Energy Beturns it.*
FBTP: Hmm good time...next you must answer this question...what has four wheels and flys?
Coolz: ...(IDIOT!) A garbage truck!
FBTP: Man these guys are good! For your final test you must tame this herd of Kalphites!
Ser: *Gulps.*Here goes nothing.*Eyes turn blood red and hand starts to glow, all of the kalphite enter a pen. He turns back to normal.*
FBTP: You guys are good! You may enter Gedun...land of The Eye! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter232 - Mini Clan 9
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Hendrik: What's that?
Mr.Fwuffems: ...
Hendrik: No!
Terbans: We have to get out of here.
Hendrik: Where did you come from?
Terbans: I've been here for a while...
Hendrik: I knew that
Terbans: Sure name boy.
Hendrik: It wasn't my fault I always said my name...I had...issues.
Terbans: And whatever happened to them?
Hendrik: I suppose I should tell you...

After you guys were killed and the Empire of evil took over...

Terbans: Wait...I thought they were the Empire of Darkness!(This chapter explains why I switched from evil to darkness.)

Hendrik: Let me finish!

Almost no one was kept alive...I was so annoying that they spared me. As the months passed the Empire of evil started recruiting men from every city...apparently to fight in a war. I was called forth to fight. When I went into battle I thought I was crazy but I could have sworn I was fighting Griffo,2nd, and Grey! But the problem with that was...those three were right next to me fighting them...Those three...they were even darker forms of The Empire of Evil...They lost but after you guys all came back I had a gut feeling tha they would return...When we fought them outside I noticed something different about them...there is two Empires...the empire of Evil and Darkness...anyways in the midst of the battle I started to fight some sort of goblin and I was shot with an arrow. Next thing I knew I was alive on a bed and standing over me was Master..And I could talk normal!

Terbans: Big story!
Kingnoob: And a big mouth...luckily because of it we found you!
Hendrik: Everyone!
Derponet: No time! I need runes to get the animals out!
Hendrik: Right.

All of the Animals are teleported outside.

Master Mk: Well that solves that problem...*Hides behind a pillar.*
Evil mk: Hey where did Master mk go?
Mk: I don't...*Grabbed by Master mk and dragged behind the pillar.*AAAAAAAAAAAH!*
Evil mk:
: What Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter233 - Mini Clan 10
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Gote: Are you alright Master?
Master: Yah...luckily my soothing ice healed my leg quicker.
Gote: Follow me...i'll take us to The Eye.
Master: But first...*Freezes all of the ground.*Now theres no secret traps.
Gote: Good plan.
Master: Thank you.
Gote: Now let's go!

Many hours later...

Master: Are we thre yet?
Gote: For the last time defrost the staircase so we don't slip!
Master: Oh sorry.

Many more hours later...

Master: How about now?
Gote: we've been in the chamber for a half hour but you decided to take a nap!
Master: Oh yah.
Kingnoob: well here it is...the chamber of The...Master! Gote!
Kingchoob: Chamber of the master goat?
All: *Look at Kingchoob.*
Kingchoob: Well that's what he said!
Mk: Yah...*whimpering because of fire starting noogie that Master mk gave him.*
Evil mk: *Staring at Master mk getting ready to run if he makes a move.*
Noppa: So are we going through that portal?
Gote: we must first pass three ests.
FBTP: Yes and all three of the tests are new!
Gote: Bring it on George.
George: Don't call me that!
Gote: Whatever?
George:
: What?
George: ...First test...get to the top of this pillar in 5 seconds...ready...go!

Inversion flys to the top.

George: Oh come on! Second test...who was...
Milkshake: Neil Armstrong!
George: OMG! Final test...oh forget it just go through!
All: Thanks!
George: *After everyone goes through the portal.*The last test was to annoy me but that one guy already did it so...pointless! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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