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Chapter234 - The battle outside


Hunter A: You gonna make a move?
Zamorak: Hurrah!*Fires another beam of energy which Hunter A easily intercepts.*Grrrr!
Hunter A: Hah! You can not defeat me!
Zamorak: But they can!*Snaps.*

Blackrun and Ulles walk through the temple wall.

Zamorak: Kill him!
Blackrun: No problem!
Ulles: Rite uway maztur.
Hunter A: I have back up as well! *Snaps.*

Ryan and Bomb teleport to the scene.

Hunter A: Attack them!
Bomb: Alright creatures you have met your match!
Ryan: Zombies! Rise to me!*An army of zombies rise out of the ground.*
Zamorak: Rise Tikret!*An army of Tikret appear.*Attack them!
Tikret Warrior: ...
Zamorak: Now!
Tikret Warrior: We don't take orders from you!
Ulles: Heeeeellpu!*Eaten alive by Tikre*.*
Zamorak: I'm out of here!
Blackrun: No kidding!

Both retreat.

Hunter A: Ryan! Bomb! Kill those Tikret!
Both: We do not obey you! W obey the supreme overlord!
Hunter A: Supreme over...*Killed by zombies and Tikret.*
Bomb: He is dead.
Ryan: Now we shall pass through The Eye and kill our enemys!
Bomb: That's right.*Falls over...dead.*
Ryan: What the?
Bulk: Hola!*Kills Ryan.*
Killer: (Lol.)
Bulk: Alright Killer let's pass through The Eye and kill those noobs!
Killer: (Let's!)
Hi i'm a noob: Hi! I'm a noob!
Bulk: ...*Kills him.*
Killer: (Let's just go already!) Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter235 - Gedun


Coolz: What is this place?
Ser: According to that figure this place is Gedun.
Player: What's that noise?

The rest of my characters fall ontop of Ser,Coolz, and Player.

Inversion: Well, this is Gedun...land of The Eye.
Ser: Yah we know! Now get off of me!
Inversion: Oh...sorry.
Terbns: Player! Your alright!
Player: Except landed on my...
Terbans: !
: What?
Terbans: You are in big trouble!
:
Kingnoob: Now...why are we here?
Inversion: To prevent zamorak from acheiving world domination!
Master mk: And maybe even find...*Pulls Mystery mk out of a bush.*My last brother!
Mk,Evil mk, and Mystery mk: NO!

A bigger figure comes and picks up Master mk.

Master mk: Can it be?*Turns his head slowly.*Sister mk?*Screams like a girl for 5 minutes straight.*
Evil mk: Sister mk!?!?!?!?! Take cover!
Mk: Why me!
Mystery mk: Shes gonna destroy us all!
Sister mk: Now I have all four of my little brothers together!
All Mks except sister mk: Truce? For now.
Blood: Wow, i'm glad i'm not in that family.
Lord Chip: Ditto.
Siradam157: Can we please get back on track!?!
All: Yes.
Siradam157: Thank you!
Demon: Graaaaaaar!
Mk: Not that bad!

A large person walks up to them wearing shade robes.

Kingnoob: Who are you?
Figure: *Mumbles then shoots Krazy with an energy beam.*
Krazy: *Gasps.* Help......me!*Dies.*
Derponet: Don't worry i'll...*Look down to find a sword through his chest.**Dies.*
Kingnoob: No!
Master: Alright you, Time to die!
Figure: *Quite low-piched voice.*You must pay the consequences for coming here!*Hits Jack with a flail.*
Player: Jack!
Jack: Avenge me!*Dies.*
Player: No!*Destroys all of the figures weapons then takes out his sword.*You will die!*Cuts the figure in two.*
Figure: *Unharmed.* I am immortal fool!*Teleports away.*
Kingnoob: We may have a problem. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter236 - Empire enter


Griffo: There it is, The Temple of The Eye.
2nd: Finally, we will reach Gedun!
Vanir: Let's just go already!
Diablo: Yes* let's go!
Vanir: Kill me.
Doughnut: Stop stalling!
Diablo: Sory.
Vanir:

Inside The Temple...

Griffo: Looks like The 'Ice Whale' got here first.
Grey: Yah...let's just get to the chamber so we can reach Gedun!
Kitkat: Yes, let's go!
Diablo: Un the road we go!
Vanir: Please I beg of you! Kill me!
Dark Kreator: No!
Vanir: Please!
Draco: I will!*Kills Vanir.*
Griffo: *Shoots Draco with a crossbow.*
Draco: My...Liver!*Dies.*
Griffo: Now let's go!

They all reach a dead end.

2nd: Nimpo!
Nimpo: I'm on it!*Energy beturns the wall.*
Grey: There i is, The Eye!
Griffo: First we must pass the three tests.
George: That is correct puny humans, and kitty cat.
Fluffems: Hiss!
George: Here is your first test, What is my favorite color?
Evilone: Ummm...Turkey?
All:
George: Umm.....wrong.*Kills Evilone.*
Dark Kreator: No color?
George: Correct! Second test...make me...
Pumpkin: Here you are, one pumpkin pie.
George: *Sobbing.*Next test...you know what? The final test is to eat dirt!
Diablo: K! It tastes delicous anyways.
George: OMG!

Everyone runs through the portal just as George kills himself. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter237 - Grazelda


The figure that attacked the Noob Clan teleports into a large dark castle miles away.

Mysterious figure: Three new souls to refresh my energy.*He absorbs the cyan balls of plasma and he gains the strength and abilities of Jack,Derponet, and Krazy.*
???????: Master Grazelda.
Grazelda: What is it Iasofer?
Iasofer: He is here.
Grazelda: ...Send him up.
Iasofer: Yes sir.

A few minutes later a figure in full skelatal armour with no helm walks in.

Grazelda: You must be ***omy.
Kalomy: Yes, what do you want conqueror?
Grazelda: I want you to return to your village, and have the gaurds attack any outsider that comes by.
Kalomy: But there has been no outsiders for centuries!
Grazelda: Well there are now!
Kalomy: Tradition is we welcome any outsiders to Gedun!
Grazelda: Do as I say or I will burn your town to the ground, sparing you so you can sorrow the losses for the rest of your life!
Kalomy: ...I will give out the orders immediatly.
Grazelda: Good boy, now off with you!
Kalomy:
Iasofer: Do you think the outsiders are our enemys?
Grazelda: No outsider may be trusted!
Iasofer: But...
Grazelda: *Stares at Iasofer then both of there eyes to pale.*
Iasofer: I mean...they will be killed on contact.
Grazelda: Good...now leave!
Iasofer: Yes sir.

Meanwhile...

Kingnoob: Alright Inversion...now what?
Inversion: We find the spear of the gods to kill Zamorak!
Noppa: Where is it?
Inversion: Miles away...in a castle taken over by an ancient warrior.
Terbans: The figure that attacked us!
Player: He was a mage.
Inversion: The one that attacked us was a mage yes, but there is one being in that castle whom is Geduns strongest warrior.
Kalomy: Hault outsiders!
All: Wha?
Kalomy: I'm sorry...*Pulls out a sword.*but I have no choice. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter238 - The enemy of my enemy


Kingnoob: Who are you!?!
Kalomy: My name is Kalomy! The mightiest warrior of the Suutwerph village!
Blue: Well if your so noble then why are you attacking us!?!
Nubls: He doesn't have a choice remember?
Ser: I'll take him!
Coolz: No!
Ser: *Lunges at Kalomy and Kalomy points his sword at the incoming Ser.*
Blood: No!*Tackles Kalomy saving Ser...but killing himself.
Lord chip: No!
Ser: Blood!
Kalomy: One down.
Lizzy: Get back!*Shoots air blast sending Kalomy to the ground.*
Lord chip: Are you alright?
Blood:
Lord chip: No!
Ser: You will pay!
Kelteo: Come to me chickens!
Penguin oerlord: Rise penguins!
: Nooby powers engaged!
Master: *Gets ready to freeze Kalomy.*
Laugh: Count me in!*Swinging his whips.*
Ser: Hraaaaaaaaah!*Eyes turning red and veins bulging.* You will pay!
Kalomy: No I won't!*Uses bind on every Clan member.*
Kingnoob: Let us go!
Kalomy: I can't do that.
Inversion: Hahahahahahahahahaha!*Disentagrates his own bind.*Youn foolish Gedunian!
Kalomy: A creature of Zamorak huh? Take this!*Fires Earth blast.*
Inversion: *Blocks both attacks then shoots a beam of energy at Kalomy.*
Kalomy: You are strong...yet weak!
Nubles: I've had enough! NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kalomy: He....he's an elf! I have to get away!
Nubles: You aren't going anywhere! NYAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kalomy:That sonic...you are one of the elfans! Elves with extraordinary powers!
Nubles: You mean...I have more than sonic?
Kalomy: Good thing you will never learn them!*As he goes to stab Rainrain takes the blow.*
Rainrain: Don't worry about me.*Dies.*
Kalomy: Now!*Grabs a stone and surges it with energy.*
Inversion: A mage landbomb!
Kalomy: See ya' round!*Disapears.*
Inversion: That thing will kill all of us!
Kingnoob: Run!

Just then a group of creatures jump out of nowhere and conceal the blast without taking any damage.

Blue: O..m..g!
Kingnoob: They can't be! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter239 - Is my friend!


The creatures then turn around...revealing their identities.

Kingnoob: Tikret!
Blue: Gaurd up!
Ser: We will not let you savages kill any of us!
Tikret king: ...We have not come to fight. We have come to help.
Coolz: Why should we trust you?
Tikret king: Because we want Zamorak dead too!
Inversion: Works for me!
Tikret king: Now...we need to break into the warriors castle in order to retrieve the blade.
Gote: As gaurdian of this realm i know that this will not be an easy journey.
Lee: We need some way of transportation.
Mic: I can carry but a few of you...I will carry all the women.
Chi-chi:
Lizzy: Cool! no walking!
Terbans: Nice.
Sendra: I'd rather have Kingnoob carry me
Kingnoob: So what were you saying about the rusty sword?
Sendra: Grrrr!
Tikret king: How are we going to carry the rest of you then?
??????: I can help with that.
Kingnoob: G...Guthix?
Guthix: Yes.*Transforms into origanal Mic.*
Mic(origanal): I can carry one person.
Nubles: Take Ooksie.
Coolz: And Mr.fwuffems.
Mic(o): Or two animals
Ser: What about the rest of us?
Tikret king: My beasts can carry the rest of you.

Enough Tikret beasts walkmin for everyone to ride.

Kingnoob: Awesome!
Inversion: I'll fly...I don't need one.
Kelteo: I'll travel by ckicken.
Penguin Overlord: Penguin sled.
Scruffy: I'll help Penguin overlord.
Master: I'll travel by ice.
Tikret king: Alright let's go! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter241 - Bulk's entering


Bulk: ALright...Killer let's get into...*Holds up flashcard.*The Gedun world.
Killer: (Ugh.)
Bulk: Come on!
Killer: Woof woof!
Bulk: What?
Killer: *Points to flashcard.*
Bulk: Oh...you'l die in there...well bye!
Killer: (Bye... )
Ungar: *Body starts glowing and he stands up.*
Killer: Huh?

With Bulk...

Bulk: Now...where do I go?*Looking at Georges corpse.*I doubt it's that portal.
George: *Gets up.*You must pass three tests to enter Gedun!
Bulk: ...*Reads floashcard.* Ok.
George: First...you must...jump!
Bulk: Oh no! I can't jump!*Hops.*
George: ...Good enough. Second test.....what is my name?
Bulk: Jim!
George: No.
Bulk: Tom?
George: Nope.
Bulk: Billy?
George: Uh-uh.

3 hours later...

Bulk: Carl?
George: *Looking real impatient.*No.
Bulk: Jimmy?
George: My name is george! Do you even have a brain!?!?!?!
Bulk: Jorgan!
George: *Has a heart attack of stress.*
Bulk: ...I think I can go through....can I?
George: ...
Bulk: Ok.*Enters Gedun.*So...Gedunish!
Griffo: Well well well...if it isn't the noob hunter.
Bulk: Noob? WHERE!?!?!?!
Killer: *Appears out of nowhere.* Woof.
Bulk: How?
2nd: He was telethored to you by the temple.
Bulk: ...NOOOOOOOOOOB!*Kills Z.*
Milksmoothie: This guy is a freak!
Bulk: You're all noobs!
Griffo: ...
Grey: RUUUUUUUUUUN! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter242 - The Four way war Part 1


Kingnoob: There's Grazelda's castle.
Inversion: Now we just need to claim that weaopn and defeat Zamorak!
Tikret King: We should be careful...Grazelda is a powerful creature.
Blue: We know.
Ser: He killed three of our allies.
Fostarcit: How sweet.
Inversion: Fostarcit!
Fostarcit: Hello Inversion...long time no see.
Kingnoob: I thought you were a rat until the end of part one.
Inversion: I was...Inversion,me, was a Gedunian long ago...i just obtained his body.
Coolz: Scary.
Milkdrink: Well we'll defeat you!
Milkshake: *Fires huge fire blast at Fostar cit barely missing then getting knocked out by another figure.*
Griffo: Good to see you guys.
Gote: The Empire!
Rambo: Ready to die Noobs?
Bulk: *Walks out of nowhere.* Now you will die.*Lunges at Kingnoob but someone else takes the blow.*
Kingnoob: Huh?
Grafy: This is not your end...Kingnoob.*Dies.*
Grey: Bulk! Kill Kingnoob not the other people!
Bulk: Right...Killer! Sick em'!
Killer: Grrrrrrr!
Scruffy: I'll hold him off!
Killer: Raaaaaar!
Scruffy: *Snarls as they enter a killer dog fight.*
Mic: I've had enough of you guys!
Mic(O): Same here!

Both charge at the empire but only manage to kill Nimpo.

Pumpkin: Time to die whelps!
Evil mk: ...Herrah!*Intercepts Pumpkins attack.*
Sister mk: Brother bash!*Picks up all of the Mks and hurl them all at Fostarcit.
Kelteo: Chickens help Scruffy!
Penguin Overlord: Penguins do the same!
Mr.Fwuffems: Your a dumb cat!
Fluffems: No you are!*Enters a cat fight with Mr.Fwuffems.*
: Got any A'*?
Diablo: Nu, got any 6's?
: No...but I have turkey bacon!
Grazelda: *Comes out of nowhere.* I love turkey bacon!
All: Get Grazelda!
Grazelda: Oh great. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter243 - The four way war part 2


Grazelda: Minions! Come to me!
Minion: Yah sure whatever.
Tikret king: Time to die Grazelda...Beasts!
Tikret beast: *Attacks Grazelda.*
Grazelda: *Disapears.*
Kingnoob: Herrah!*Stabs Doughnut.*
Doughnut: Why?*Dies.*
Kromnar: Revenge! Reeeeeevenge!*Beats Icefer to death.*
Sakani: No!*Kills Krmonar.*
Scruffy: You are a worthy opponent!
Killer: (Thanks.)Woof!
Mr.Fwuffems: You smell like dirt!
Fluffems: No duh! There's dirt shoved up your nose!
Mr.Fwuffems: Oh...that's why i've been sneezing so much.
Mic: *Kills some of the minions.*
Inversion: Fostarcit it's time for this 'friendship' to end!
Fiostarcit: I'm glad!*The two enter a battle, both using dark magics and neither breaking a sweat.*
Milkshake: Eat this sis!*Fires a fire blast at Milksmoothie.*
Milksmoothie: *Dodges and kicks Milkdrink.*Time to die brother!
Milkdrink: No!
Sister mk: Get away from the drink man!
Milkdrink: Hey!
Milksmoothie: And like you'll stop me?

The two enter a huge slep fight.

: Yah girl fight girl fight!
Diablo: Wut woot woot!
Van*r's spirit: When will it stop!
Diablo: *Shot by Kingnoob and dies.*
Van*r's spirit: Finally I can rest in peace!
Diablo's spirit: Wus up?
Van*r's spirit: *Twitches then runs...err floats away.*
Noppa: *Takes out magma sword and destroys all of Grazelda's minions.*
Frugoo: This is for Rainrain!*Stabs Rambo to death.*
Griffo: We're losing to many people retreat!
Clover: Just as soon as I*Kills Ooksie.*
Nubles: *Starts shaking and then moves at hypersonic speeds at Clover ripping her body to shreds leaving nothing but remains of her flesh.*Ooksie!
Bulk: Killer! Let's go!
Killer: (Coming!)
Scruffy: Oww!*Leg ripped open.*
Fluffems: Help!
Mr.Fwuffems: *Gripping Fluffems neck when Strangr saves him.*
Evil mk: There gone.
Fostarcit: I'm leaving too i'm way outnumbered.*Disapears.*
Kingnoob: Into the castle and get the weapon! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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