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Chapter244 - Runescape...A New World

24 hour earlier...

Ungar's body started to rise just as Killer was teleported to Gedun with Bulk. Then Ungar started breathing...and was alive.

Ungar: What the? Fancy!*Frees Fancy of the stone.
Fancy: *Gasping for air.*What happened?
Ungar: I'm not sure...Look!*Points at Ulles and Hunter A'* body's.*
Fancy: Omg...we have to help them!
Ungar: *Touches Hunter A and he comes back to life.*
Hunter A: Where is he!?!
Both: Who?
Hunter A: Zamorak!
Ungar: He left I guess.*Touches Ulles.*
Ulles: Mee thunk yu su mooch!
Ungar: Yah yah sure.
Fancy: Where's the others?
Hunter A: In Gedun...they passed through The Eye...I hope.
Ulles: Ie well scurt yu ther.
Hunter A: Hold on a second...*Sniffs.*What is that?
Fancy: It smells like...brimstone.
Ungar: What the? Why would there be brimstone?
Hunter A: Let's see.*Gives everyone tele to Lumbridge.*

When they arive they find nothing but a wasteland tha reminds them of the wild's worst to offer.

Fancy: What...happened?
Hunter A: Zamorak! He must have done this!
Blue: No...actually me!
Fancy: Blue!
Ulles: Eet Blackrun!
Blackrun:

Well...i'm responsible for Runescapes destruction!
Fancy: Destruction?
Ungar: You fiend!
Blackrun: Bye.*Disapears.*
Hunter A: We have to get to Gedun and warn the others! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

29-Nov-2008 23:44:48 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:36:46 by Sirapyro

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Chapter245 - The Spear of the Gods part 1

Kingnoob: Scruffy!
Mr.Fwuffems: How can we help him?
Mk: Who knows?
Player: If only Derponet was alive!
Master: ...*Freezes over Scruffys wound soothing it allowing it to heal in a mattwer of seconds.*
Gote: It's nice to have the Ice Whale on our team.
Tikret king: Hurry, Inside! We must retrieve the weapon!
Inversion: I'm with TK.
Lee: Wait! How are we going to get in the castle and defeat Grazelda?
Nubles: We'll do the same thing we always do! Use sheer force until he cracks!
Player: I have a feeling that won't be good enough.
Laugh: Let's just go!

Inside the castle...

Grazelda: So...They are going to try and break in huh?
Kalomy: Yes sir...and we are terribly outnumbered.
Grazelda: I must consult my master about this.*Teleports into a secret chamber.*Master!
????????: What is it!?!
Grazelda: The Noob Clan has entered Gedun...I have attacked them like you ordered.
????????: Put up a fight,lose,and let them get the spear of the gods.
Grazelda: What!?! Why?
????????: So they will destroy Zamorak and then there will be no one to stop me from killing Kingnoob!
Grazelda: ...As you wish Ma'am.*Teleports away.*

With the clan...

Player: *Destroys door.*
Laugh: Let's go!
Ser: It could be a trap!
Grazelda: You should listen to your friend!

To be continued... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 01:54:08 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:37:12 by Sirapyro

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Chapter246 - The spear of the gods part 2

Inversion: Back off Grazelda!
Kalomy: We don't have to!
Till Den: Ready?
Till Don: Sure am!
Kingnoob: *Takes out bow.*
Player and Terbans: *Get ready to Energy beturn.*
Laugh: *Whips the wall.*
Kelteo: Let's just fight already!
All: Yeargh!
Noppa: Wait a second...*Sneaks away.*
Milkshake: Take this!*Fires huge earth wave killing hundreds of soldiers.*
Lord chip: This is for Blood!*Kills many enemys at random.*
Chi-chi: *Screeching.*
O_o

: Hi i'm

.
Soldier: *Dies of noobiness.*
Coolz: Mr.Fwuffems...pounce!
Mr.Fwuffems: Reow!*Tears a soldier into peices.*
Frugoo: Laugh! Whip me!
Laugh: What!?!
Frugoo: Do it!
Laugh: Here goes everything!
Frugoo: *Catches whip and fips Laugh over his head with it sending him through the air killing many enemys.*
Laugh: Good plan!
Master: *Freezing all enemys.*
Blue: Rah!*Clashes sword with Till Den.
Till Den: You can not win human!
Blue: I am stronger than you think!
Till Don: Not when you're all alone!
Ser: He isn't!*Attacks Till Don.*
Kalomy: Pathetic humans!
Milkshake: Take this!
Mk: And this!

Both fire air wave knocking Kalomy unconcious.

Inversion: Final duel huh Grazelda?
Grazelda: To the death.
Noppa: Not if I can help it!*Jumps from the ceiling peircing grazeld** body with his magma sword.*
Grazelda: Graaaaaaaaaaah!*Dies.*
Nopps: That takes care of him!
Iasofer: But not me!
Noppa: Who are you?
Iasofer: His pupil!*Attacks Noppa.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 01:54:09 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:37:43 by Sirapyro

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Chapter247 - The spear of the gods part 3

Kalomy: *Wakes up.* What the!?!
Till Don: Getting...tired.
Till Den: Can't...fight.
Iasofer: Not...strong enough.
O_o

: So hungry.
All:

:

Kingchoob: Weeeeee!*Pile drives Till Don nearly killing him.*
Till Don: Oh god that hurt!
Kingchoob: I bet.
Tikret king: Iasofer!
Iasofer: Yikes!*Runs away.*
Blue: Alright die!
Till Den: I...surrender.
Blue: Good.
Kalomy: Retreat!

All of Grazeld*s troops disapear.

Inversion: Now let's get that staff!
Kingnoob: Right.
Coolz: But where is it?
Inversion: Straight up.
Mic(O): Then let's go!

Inversion and Mic(O) fly through the ceiling.

Scruffy: I wish I could do that.
Inversion: We got it!
Mic(O): I thought the knight would be gaurding it...didn't you?
Inversion: Oh well.
Kingnoob: Now let's get back to Runescape.
Gote: The portal is miles away.
Hendrik: ...Unless...
All: What?
Hendrik: *Makes Enough tele to lumbys for everyone.*
Lizzy: Good idea.
Blue: Let's go!

Meanwhile...

Blackrun: And now...you will all...*Gets crushed by the entire clan.*
Kingnoob: That was fun.
Gote: Yah.
Blackrun: Not for me.
Sendra: It's Ulles!
Ulles: Mee frend.
Fancy: He's gonna help us.
Ser: Fancy! Your ok!
Mk: What happened to Lumbridge?
Fancy: ...Zamorak happened.
Inversion: Well now we can beat him once and for all! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 01:54:10 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:38:10 by Sirapyro

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Chapter248 - The final fight...or is it? part 1

Lee: When do we strike?
Inversion: As soon as I explain the plan.
Blue: Explain away.
Inversion: Zamorak will be in his temple so me,Laugh***,Hunter A, and Ulles will strike from the front. Mic(O): Will Bring Scruffy and Mr.Fwuffems up from behind who will distract the gaurds. Sendra,Terbans, and Chi-chi: Will get themselves captured so they can take out the inside gaurds. Lee,Player, and Kingnoob will be secretly following them to help. Kelteo,Ser,Penguin Overlord,Milkshake, and Noppa will come up from under and kill any other gaurds.
Mic,Blue,Frugoo, and Coolz will Locate Zamorak once we have breached the gate.
Everyone else will take out the outer gaurds...understood?
All: Yes!
Inversion: Let's go!

One hour later...

Inversion: And...let's do this.
Door gaurd: So bored.
Door gaurd2: Yah...Hey...it's Ulles! He's alive!
Ulles: Graaaah!*Kills the gaurds.*Uk!
Inversion: Gogogogogo!
Hunter A: Hurrah!*Crushes a gaurd.*
Chi-chi: No please don't take us!
Sendra: Yah help!
Terbans: ...
Gaurds: No one will help you lady's.

Once they are dragged into the prison cellar Terbans destroys the shackles.

Gaurd: What the?
Sendra: Go!
Gaurd: Get ba-*Shot in head by Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: Let's go!
Girls: Right.
Player: Where to?
Terbans: The gaurds quarters!

With Mic(O)...

Mic(O): Alright...You guys no what to do?
Scruffy: Right!
Mr.Fwuffems: We know.
Mic(O): Good...so do it.*Flys away.*
Scruffy: Ready?
Mr.Fwuffems: Oh yah.

With the human god people...

Kelteo: Noppa Milkshake make a tunneal!
Both: Right!*Using magic and magma swords they create a passage into the temple.
Penguin Overlord: Ready?
Kelteo: Oh yah.
Gaurd: What was that?
Gaurd2: I don't know.

The two are eaten alive by chickens and penguins.

Ser: Gross!
Kelteo: Let's find the gaurd quarters! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 01:54:10 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:38:39 by Sirapyro

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Chapter249 - The final battle...or is it? part 2

Zamorak: What do you mean!?!
Blackrun: They're here master...and they can't be stopped!
Zamorak: Well stop them!
Blackrun: I'll try.

After an hour of fighting everyone gathers outside the door.

Inversion: Everything secure inside?
Kingnoob: Yep.
Scruffy: Those gaurds won't be a problem.

With the gaurds...

Gaurd: Oh god! Please get the dog waste off of me!

With the clan...

Gote: Outer gaurds neutralizd.
Inversion: Have you found Zamoraks room?
Mic: Yes.
Inversion: Then in we go!
Blackrun: Not if I have to say anything about it.
Inversion: Blackrun!
Blackrun: I guess now it's time to reveal who Blackrun really is.
Kingchoob: ?
Blackrun: *Transforms into Seraya.*This is the real me.
Kingnoob: I knew we couldn't trust you!
Sakani: I thought you were our allie!
Seraya: I never was...and I guess I have no choice but to kill you!*Insinerates Sakani.*
Lord chip: No!
Sister mk: You will kill no one!
Seraya: Oh won't I?*Stabs Sister mk.*
Sister mk: *Gasps.*
All Mks: Yaaaaaaay!...Wait....Noooooo!
Mk: You wil pay!*Grabs Evil mk and maules Seraya with him.*
Evil mk: *Dazed and confused.***...what just happened?
Master mk: ...I'm keeping away from you lil' Mk.
Milkshake: He's not dead!*Fires a beam of magic so large it kills Seraya and destroys half of the temple.*
Milkdrink: Woah!
Milkshake: Ugh...*Falls off the mountain unconcious.*
Milkdrink: No!
Blue: Come on! we'll get him later right now we have to kill Zamorak!
Milkdrink: ...Right. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 01:54:11 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:39:09 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter250 - The final battle...or is it? part 3

Inversion: So this is the door in?
Mic: Yah.
Inversion: Player. Terbans.
Both: Right.*Break down the door to Zamoraks chamber.*
Zamorak: My door! You are going to pay!
O_o

: *Gives Zamorak 2mill.*
Zamorak: That's not what I meant but...thanks.
O_o

: Sure.
Tikret king: How did he get 2mill?
Kingchoob: Chicken!
Kelteo: Good plan!*Chickens start eating Zamorak.*
Zamorak: Oh god help!
Scruffy: Go!

Havy music plays and an army of chickens,penguins,Tikret,and wolverines swarm over Zamorak.

Zamorak: No no not the robes!*Kills all of the beasts.*
Kelteo: ...
Zamorak: ?
Kelteo: ...
Zamorak: He's scary.
Kelteo: *Eye twitches.*
Ser: Word of advice...run.
Zamorak: Why?
Kelteo: Bagaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!
Zamorak: ...Oh.
Kelteo: *Rips Zamorak to peices and eats his flash leaving nothing but polished bones.*
Zamorak: Immortal!*Goes to stab Kelteo.*
Frugoo: *takes the blow.*
Luagh: Frugoo!
Frugoo: Go on without me.*Dies.*
Laugh: ...Give me a rock.
Kingnoob: Why a rock?
Laugh: Takes a rock and breaks it on Noppas back.
Noppa: What...was that for!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kingnoob: Oh...The spear!
Noppa: *Steals the spear and turns to Zamorak.*
Inversion: You can't work it! It will kill you!
Noppa: I don't care!*Gets zapped by the spear.*Help!
Mic(O):*Snatches the spear and drives it through Zamoraks heart.*
Zamorak: Ha ha ha!*Takes out the spear and stabs Mic(O) the dies.*
Mic(O): Saradomin...Good luck.*Dies.*
Kingnoob: No!
Blue: We can't help now.
Kingnoob: I will not lose another friend.*Runs out of the room.*
Ser: Let's go.
Milkshake: Hey.
Milkdrink: You're ok!
Milkshake: Yah where's Kingnoob going?
Inversion: We don't know but I sense there's a bigger threat than Zamorak.

Meanwhile....

????????: You are right Inversion I am the biggest threat Zamorak is weak but I am not.*Turns around,revealing the face of Kingnoobs greatest enemy.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 01:54:12 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:39:43 by Sirapyro

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Chapter251 - Gedun to Runescape

Kalomy: Grazelda has been killed Master, and we lost the staff.
????????: I wanted to lose the staff so Zamorak would be killed!
Kalomy: Well, then now what?
????????: We go to Runescape to kill Kingnoob!
Kalomy: But if we leave then Gedun will be destroyed!
????????: I dont care! now we go to Runescape!
Kalmoy: ...I'll gather the soldiers.
????????: Good boy...soon Kingnoob...you will die!

Meanwhile...

O_o

: We won so...is it cake time?
Kingchoob: Cake cake cake!
Master: There's no cake!
Both:

Tikret king: Now we need to defeat the Empire.
Blue: But we should find Kingnoob first.
Inversion: I'm guessing he's gonna go back to Gedun to kill his greatest enemy.
Ungar: Who is that?
Lee: I thought you were his greatest enemy Inversion.
Blue: Yah...who could be more of an enemy?
Inversion: Survanet.

Meanwhile again...

Griffo: We have to get out of Gedun now!
2nd: But how? Zamtorap is dead and we have no teles!
Bulk: But I do! So see ya noobs!*Teleports himself and Killer to Runescape.*
Milksmoothie: Great, were all gonna die!
Stranger: Maybe not...*Crushes Fluffems tail and Fluffems chase* the Empire back to the portal.
Grey: Good plan.
Stranger: Thanks.
Pumpkin: I hope the Empire hasn't lost control over anything.
Griffo: Oh no the noob clan is already back in Runescape which means...
Grey: The Empire of Evil...is dead.
2nd: So we shall kill Kingnoob in cold blood! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 01:54:12 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:40:35 by Sirapyro

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Chapter252 - Figuring it out

As the Gedunian army leaves Gedun and Gedun is destroyed another figure jumps out.

??????: I must warn the runescapers about this evil!

Back with the clan...

Blue: Where should we look first?
Inversion: ...Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Blue: What's wrong.
Inversion: I feel that...Gedun...Master...left...destroyed!
Ser: It's been destroyed!
Coolz: That's what it sounded like.
Milkshake: Then we should find this "Master" and destroy him.
Inversion: The master...Kingnoobs arch enemy...female.
Milkshake: His arch enemy is a girl!?! That's pathetic! What did he do? Break up with her? Lol!
Gote: ...The master has never been to Runescape.
Inversion: Once...the day Kingnoob started Runescape.
Ungar: Then it must have been someone Kingnoob almost killed in his noobiness.
Blue: Lee, you know his the best...who could it be!?!
Lee: I...I don't know!
Coolz: Think! You've known his the longest!
Lee: Tutorial island.
Blue: I remember he burnt it down.
Lee: He must have done something worse.
Sendra: And she...the Survival Expert!
Lizzy: Why wouldn't she just let it go?
Kingchoob: You mean the scary lady with the huge fire scar?
Lizzy: Oh.
Hunter A: But the Survival Expert is there everyday.
Player: It can't be the Survival Expert.
Tikret king: To be master you have to be powerful...the only reason she would be in Runescape would be to see a Runescapian.
Ulles: Tut seme duy puwrfol ludi cam ut lukin fur sn.
Inversion: Who would be the son of a Gedunian?
Lee: Someone powerful...and evil...
Laugh: ...Oh god I know everything now!
Inversion: Tell us!
Laugh: No time! We have to rescue Kingnoob! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 01:54:13 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:41:34 by Sirapyro

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Chapter253 - The end of the empire

Griffo: Now where to?
Grey: Zamoraks temple...we have to save him.
Pumpkin: Look around.
Stranger: Where's all of his shrines?
Griffo: Zamorak must have been killed.
????????: He's more than dead.
2nd: You mst have killed him!
????????: I did not kill him, I just allowed him to die.
Griffo: Now you shall die!
????????: Fostarcit kill them all.
Fostarcit: With pleasure.

Fostarcir fires a blast of gedunian magic which kills all of the Empire of Evil except Stranger,Griffo,2nd, and Grey.

Kalomy: I'll take it from here!*Kills Stranger but gets himself killed in the process.*
Griffo: Stranger!*Lunges at Fostarcit but is wounded by him badly.*
2nd: Griffo!*Shoots a crossbow bolt through Fostarcits heart killing him.*
Iasofer: I'm in charge now!
Grey: How can you be so cold blooded!
Iasofer: And you aren't? Think Grey...you are just as bad as I am. Join me and we can conquer this world.
Grey: ...I...I...I will join you.
2nd: You traitor!
Iasofer: Let's go.

Iasofer and Grey disapear.

Griffo: 2nd...do not give up. Avenge Zamorak...avenge the Empire.
2nd: Not without you.
Griffo: And kill the Empire of Darkness.
2nd: I thought we killed them.
Griffo:We did...only Dn2 survived.
2nd: My opposite...how can I kill a copy of myself?
Griffo: It's really not hard...all you have to do...is...*dies.*
2nd: Griffo? Griffo! No! Griffo don't leave me!...I promise Griffo...I will avenge Zamorak, but Kingnoob did is innocent...the Gedunian must die! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 01:54:14 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:42:00 by Sirapyro

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