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Chapter214 - The Dawn Clans' search for the eye


Kingchoob: So...Now what?
Icefer: Well we should probably look for The Eye.
Penguin Overlord: What? The Eye is impossible to control!
Icefer: Not for a powerful mage.
Penguin Overlord: But none of us are powerful mages!
Seraya: Ahem!
Penguin Overlord: ...Riiiiight.
Kingchoob: What's The Eye?
Sakani: You don't know!?!
Kingchoob: Hey I just started playing this game 12 minutes ago so don't pester me!
Noppa:
?: You called my name?
Noppa: What? I didnt call your name...what is your name?
?:
Sakani: That's your name!?!
: Yep.
Grayf: ...are we gonna look for The Eye or not?
????????????: I will help!
Noppa: By your big name i'm guessing your a milk dude.
????????????: ...Milkdrink790 to be exact.
Noppa: I knew it.
Milkdrink: Well let's go look for The Eye!
: Can i join your guys clan?
Kingchoob: Sure.
All: No!

Several hours later...

Kingchoob: I'm hungry!
Grayf: Let's take a break.
Penguin Overlord: No! We're in the middle of the desert we have to reach a town before a...what is that?
Noppa: It looks like some kind of serpant!
Selethren: Hault serpant! You! Travelers!
: Yah?
Lord Chip: Can we join you on your serpant?
Gote: Yes!
Ungar: Climb aboard!

Everyone gets onto the serpant.

Selethren: So where are you headed?
Lord Chip: The Eye.
Selethren: ... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter215 - Bulks' hunt


Bulk: I don't understand it! I've looked for weeks and I can't find Kingnoob!
Killer: Woof.
Bulk: No!
Killer: Woof?
Bulk: That's a dumb idea!
Killer: Wooof!
Bulk: What!?!
Killer: Bow wow.
Bulk: Wanna tustle doggy?
Killer: Grrrrr!
Bulk: Oh that' it!
Killer: ...Caaaaaaat! I mean...Grrrrr!
Fluffems: Hiss!
Stranger: Back off!
Killer: *Whimpers.*
Bulk: Who are you?
Stranger: I am the Stranger.
Bulk: Then i'm not talking to you!
Killer: (My owner is not to bright.)
Fluffems: (No he isn't.)
Killer: (I kind of...wait....how are we talking to each other through our minds?)
Fluffems: (...I don't know!)
Killer: ( )
: What?
Sakani: Get back here!
: Sorry.
Bulk:
Stranger: ...Ok.
Killer: (They are such nincompoops.)
Fluffems: (you said it.)
Killer: *Panting.* Bow wow!
Fluffems: Meow.
Bulk: ...Anyways I have to go hunt a noob.
Stranger: ...Me too.
Killer: (Bye!)
Fluffems: (Moo...I mean bye!)
KIller: (Wtf?)
Fluffems: (...Just ignore that!)

Well Siradam...you just wasted an entire chapter!

Siradam157: Yah...I was trying to show Everyone that Bulk is cuckoo.

Well it worked. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter216 - The Empires wrath.


Dark Kreator: Is his leg better?
Evil Mk: It's been better for a half hour!
Dark Kreator:
Kitkat: Come on guys we need to find The Eye first!
Evilone: Done!
Grey: With what?
Stinky: Me and Evilone built a giant desert crosser!
Griffo: So we can get to The Eye first?
Evilone: Exactly!
Vanir: Well let's board it and get to it first!

Everyone boards the large desert crosser.

Doughnut: How do I drive this thing?
Pumpkin: What are you talking about? I'm driving!
Doughnut: Not the ship! This little toy car!
Pumpkin:
Milksmoothie: ...There's Al-kharid!
Griffo: ...Crush it!
Stranger: Yes sir!
Fluffems: Meow!
Pumpkin: Don't rush me!
Neon: Let's just do this thing!

The desert crosser destroys all of Al-kharid killing hundreds of innocents.

Z: Heh heh...fools!
Narzai: ...Serpant hoooooooooo!
Griffo: What the?
Selethren: Watch out! We're going to crash into that...giant ship thing!
Lord Chip: That's the Empire of Darkness!
Ungar: Watch out!

The serpant and ship crash.

Griffo: ...It looks like an old sunken ship in here.
Rambo: It kind of is...the half of the ship we're in is buried in sand!
Evil Mk: Well let's get out of here!
Grafy: Not so fast!
Draco: Now the place is haunted!
Doughnut: Zombies!
????????: Attack them my zombies!
Zombie: *Mumbles.*
Kitkat: HELP!
Zamtorap: Huh Hah!*Teleports the zombies away.*
Kitkat: You saved me!
Zamtorap: Aw shucks.
Rocky: Who is that guy?
Griffo: ...It's Ryan! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter217 - The Empire or Zamorak?


Inversion: Alright...let's go defeat Zamorak so I can be free of you noobs.
Kingnoob: What about The Empire of Darkness?
Coolz: That's right...it would be easier to take them out first.
Blue: Coolz has a point.
Inversion: But...
Ser: But nothing!
Kingnoob: So...we take out The Empire of Darkness!
Scruffy: I'm ready!
Hendrik: Let's do this!
Inversion: Please kill me!
Mic: Let's go!
***sie: Wait! Where do we go to find them?
Nubles: Good point.
Fancy: ...Maybe there looking for The Eye.
Milkshake: The Eye? Why would they be looking for that?
Terbans: Ultimate power!
Milkshake: ...Riiiiight.
Krazy: So that means there probably out in the Kharadian desert!
Mk: Then let's head to the Kharadian desert!
Inversion: ...I mean it please kill me!
Mk: No! Now let's go!
All but Inversion: Yah!

Everyone packs up a great number of food and weapons and start traveling to the desert.

Jack: What happened to Al-Kharid?
Player: Jack...glide over the desert on your board and try to find them!
Jack: Right! *Takes out steel magic carpet from Speck of a Noob.*
Laugh: Why would they destroy Al-Kharid?
Lizzy: Who knows.
Blue: Wow....Jack'* back all ready.
Jack: Jack is back!
Player: -_-
Jack: Sorry couldn't help that.
Mk: What did you see?
Jack: Some sort of desert crosser half buried in sand...with the Empires logo on it!
Kingnoob: What else?
Jack: Some nooby looking person lieing ontop of a dead serpant.
Kingnoob: ...Oh no. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter218 - Bulks search for The Eye


Bulk: ALright...i'm tired of these noobs!
Killer: Woof?
Bulk: The Eye? Great idea!
Killer: (I didn't say The Eye I said feed me!)
Bulk: Come on Killer let's go.
Killer: (I hate my life.)
Bulk: Killer!
Killer: Bark!
Bulk: Good boy.
Killer: (If you don't feed me i'll feed myself...on you!)
Bulk: Want some kibble boy?
Killer: Bow wow!
Bulk: *Hands him a bowl of cowpie*
Killer: (That' it you over grown measel!)
Measel: He looks nothing like a measel!
Both:

And so Bulk and KIller head for Al-Kharid desert where they find the ruins of Al-Kharid.

Killer:
Bulk:
Killer: Bow?
Bulk: How?
Killer: Wow?
Bulk: Ow.
Killer: ?
Bulk: ...Oh sorry.
Killer: -_-
Bulk:
Killer: ...Grrrrrrrrr Bow wow wow wow wow!
Bulk: What is it...NOOBS!
Nubles: We aren't noobs!
Kingnoob: Who is that?
Scruffy: Kingnoob get down!
Mic: That's the great noob hunter Bulk!
Kingnoob: I'm not a noob.
Mic: If you have the word noob,choob,or froob in your name that's good enough for him!
Kingnoob: ...Save me!
Mic: Rargh!
Killer: *Wets self.*
Bulk: Kill them!
Killer: *Falls over petrified with fear.*
Bulk: ...Uh I surrender!*Grabs Killer then runs for the hills.*
Kingnoob: That was pointless.
Jack: ...Now let's get to The Eye.

The Noob clam I mean Clan travels to wreck.*

Kingnoob: Hello? Anyone here?
Evil Mk: (In distance) Time to die whelp!
Mk: That sounded like my Evil brother we have to hurry!
Pk: Alright let's do this!
Blue: Charge!
Coolz: Let's go already!
Kelteo: Come to me my chickens!

All of the sudden an army of chickens appear around Kelteo.(Note: remember he is the chicken god now.) Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter219 - The wreck


Kingchoob: Stay back you dirty villains!
Evil Mk: No! We will kill you!
Mk: No you won't!
Evil Mk: Oh no!
Mk: Raargh!
?????????: Freeze!
Mk: Mystery Mk?
?????????: And Master Mk!
Kingnoob: Dawn Clan take cover!
Dark Kreator: Don't interfere Noob Clan!
Kingnoob:
Blue: Eat this!*Throws a beer bomb with a rock attached to it at Stinky.*
Stinky: *Slow mo.* Noooooooooooo!* Hit by beer bomb and instantly incinerated.*
Blue: Ha ha!
Neon: Back off color boy!
Lizzy: You back off!*Casts fire wave burning Neon to a crisp.*
Neon: Maybe i'd be better off as a poison salesman.*Dies.*
Milksmoothie: ...Milkshake...Milkdrink...i'm gonna run.*Runs off at lightspeed.*
Ooksie: Eat my bananas!*Starts throwing bananas at the Empire of Darkness as fast as he can.*
Griffo: Take cover! The air is filled with projectile bananas!
*: That's not so...*Knocked unconcious by flying banana.*
Nubles: That's my Ooksie!
Selethren: Psst! Gote, Ungar let's get out of here!
?????: *Instantly destroys all of the bananas.*
Griffo: Who are you?
?????: My name beith Pablo.
Diablo: Tat a dumb...*Hand slashed off by pablo.* Ow!
Mk: We might be in trouble.
Coolz: Alot of trouble.
Ser: ...Hmmm.*Starts making himself really angry.*
Kelteo: What is he doing?
Kingnoob: Oh no...not this again.
: What's going on?
Blue: Everyone brace for impact! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter220 - Sers power...unleashed again


Griffo: What on Runescape is happening?

The wind stars speeding up and small hurricanes start to form.

Kingnoob: Don't you remember the chapter Ser the ultimate from part 1?...wait...
2nd: What does that mean?
Ser: *Eyes glowing veins bulging and voice sounding like his own,pure evil,and sort of a metalish hoarse voice.* Feel my wrath foul demons!
Ryan: You guys do know that me and my zombies are...*Knocked unconcious by debri blown in by a hurricane.*
Zombie: Attack!*Blown to peices.*
Blue: Bulls eye!
Clover: *Starts choking Blue from behind.*
Blue: Help.....me.*Dies.*
Clover: Muahahahaha!
Blue: *Punches clover in the face.* Lol I can't choke!
Lizzy: Why not?
Blue: I lost the need to breath years ago.
All:
: What?
Penguin Overlord: Time for a taste of birds that can't fly!
Kelteo: You said it!

Both summon an army of chickens and penguins.

Both: Attack!
Ryan: Huh? What...*Crushed by flightless birds.* Ow.
Griffo: ....Run.
Ser: *Back goes into flames.* Time to die you mortal whelps!*Sends a wave of fire killing Zamtorap.
Zamtorap: ...I...didn't even get a good part in this story! *Dies.*
Ser: *Turns back to normal then goes unconcious.*
Coolz: Ser!
Mic: Get back you evil men!*Charges at the Empire of Darkness who run away in fear.*
Ser: ...Ungh.
Coolz: Oh phew he's alive.
Jack: Now that they're gone we need to find The Eye.
Kingchoob: Hey...where did Selethren and his group of loonies go?
Mr.Fwuffems: Who?
Grafy: He must have gone for The Eye on his own!
Sakani: We have to get to The Eye!
Kingnoob: Best we travel together.
Master Mk: I'll help you guys so I can get all three of my lil' bros together!
Mk: No! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter222 - The chamber of The Eye part 1


Gote: Well...that's it. The Temple of The Eye.
Ungar: Something about it makes me feel...uneasy.
Selethren: Really? I don't feel anything.
Gote: The Temple has a curse laid on it by members of the H.A.M. organization so no creature may enter the Temple.
Ungar:
Selethren: (Luckily the H.A.M. are with me...I don't want Ungar interfering!)
Gote: Well...let's go in.

A man rides in on a steel magic carpet and soon after that the Noob and Dawn clans are teleported in front of the castle by Lizzy.

Kingnoob: Freeze!
Selethren: What are you noobs doing here?
Nubles: That's why we're here.
Ooksie: If you were good you wouldnt be caling us noobs!
Kingchoob: Because no one here is a noob!
Sakani: Well...almost all of us.
Kingnoob: So give it up...
Inversion: *Runs forward and hits Selethren so hard he dies.*

A spirit rises out of Selethrens body.

Kingnoob: Zamorak!
Gote: You're Zamorak!?!
Zamorak: Can't you see? I was using you two to get to The Eye!
Ungar: I thought I could trust you!
Zamorak: Get a life! *Kills Ungar.*
Gote: Ungar!
Mk: Alright Zamorak it is time for you to die!
Evil mk: Not so fast! *Enters a huge sword fight with Mk.*
Blue: Coolz! Throw Mr.Fwuffems at...
Master Mk: Yah! *Intercepts the sword fighting and trips both of his brothers.*
Evil Mk: Oh god! *Tries to run away but is pulled back by Master mk.*
Master mk: Now all I need is Mystery mk to have all of my little brothers together!
Mk: ...Truce?
Evil mk: To beat...yes.
Zamorak: ...Now mortals prepare to die!

Zamorak fires a large beam of energy but the beam is intercepted by an incoming mystery figure...not Mystery mk.

Master mk: Aww. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter223 - The Chamber of The Eye part 2


: What is that thing!?!
????????: *Growls.*
Sendra: ...Who are...Hunter A?(I said this a few pages back but I replaced Zezima with this guy in part 1)
Hunter A: Raaaaah! *Takes out a Guthix godsword and swipes at Zamorak.*
Fancy: I'm not going to sit back and watch this!
Kingnoob: No! Fancy don't!
Zamorak: Hmm?*Turns Fancy to stone.*
Kingnoob: No!
Gote: We can't save him now! into the temple! Zamorak can't follow us in!
Zamorak: I can't? Why not?
Gote: Because Siradam157 said so!
Siradam157: No I didnt!
Zamorak: Grrrrr!
Hunter A: Inside!

Everyone makes a mad dash into the temple just as Zamorak caves in the entranc.

Kingchoob: Well...looks like were stuck in here.
Master: Gaah!
Kingnoob: His leg!
Master: Get the boulders off of my leg! hurry!
Player: On it! *Destroys the rock.*
Master: Ow! My leg!
Kingchoob: ...I thought that was your arm.
All: *Look at Kingchoob.*
Kingchoob: What?
Jack: Alright...We should all split up...to find The Eye.
Gote: No wait!

Everyone falls through their own trapdoor except Master and Gote.

Kingnoob: *Unconcious at the bottom of the temple.* What happened?...Hello? Anyone?
Sendra: No one...just me.
Kingnoob: Where do you think the others are?
Sendra: *Sighs.* They could be anywhere.
Kingnoob: ...Even farther down in the temple.

With Laugh.

Laugh: *Coughs.* Hello?
RainRain: Laugh? You ok?
Laugh: Yah...Where are the others?
Lord Chip: Well i'm right here.
Master Mk: Hey where's my brothers?
Mk: I'm right here...wait no i'm not!
Master mk: Get over here!
Mk: Sure.
Krazy: We need to get out!
Laugh: Yah.

In another section of the temple.

Derponet: Where am I?
Milkdrink: Were in a cage.
Mic: Graaaaaaar!
Derponet: But where?
Ooksie: Look at this blueprint.
Derponet: ...The room...of death. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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