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Chapter204 - Selethrens search for the Eye.

Ungar: You refreshed man of old age?
Selethren: Yah. Now can you direct me to the Eye?
Ungar: Yes I...
Onome: Ungar someone is attacking villages leader!
Ungar: Oh no.
Selethren: I'l help with what i can.

They run to the village leaders hut.

Onome leader: You outsider! I'm not allowed to help you!
Doughnut: Tell me where the Eye is or...more Onomes...and a human?
Selethren: Leave the Onomes alone!

The rest of the Empire of Darkness generals jump from the ceiling.

Rambo: Freeze!
Fluffems: MEOW!(Get on the ground jelly bags!)
Selethren: Jelly bag?
Stranger: It's his favorite phrase apparently.
Ungar: Weren't you killed by scarabs and demons...gruesomely?
Stranger: ...Not in this story!
Ungar: Good enough for me.
Griffo: Quiet!
*: Yah! shush!
Griffo: You too.
Z: Sorry.
Zamtorap: They escaped.
Griffo: Really? We have got to start paying more attention to these things.

Outside...
Selethren: The only way we can stop them is with the Eye so take me to it!
Ungar: Alright but we have long journey.
Selethren: Well we'd better hurry!* Small earthquake.* I didn't know there were earthquakes in Runescape.
Ungar: *Gulp* There aren't.

Five huge desert snakes rise from the ground and start to screech.(Note: this was the screeching sound in Seray** base.)

Ungar: We can't get by now!

Five minutes later...

Selethren: Who knew you could tame a desert snake?
Ungar: Not me! Onward slither to the Eye! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter205 - Bulk, the hunter

????: ...Alright Bulk aim...FIRE!
Random Noob: Eek! I've been shot in the heart.
Bulk: Bulk the noob hunter strikes again!
Noobofpie: Hi can i have 10gp?
Bulk: Die noob!
Noobofpie: ...You shot an arrow into my fore...*Dies.*
Bulk: Lol noobs.
Noobsoup: Yah what noobs!
Bulk: Killer!
Noobsoup: Killer?
Killer: WOOF WOOF!
Noobsoup: EEK! No! Bad doggy! Don't eat me! *Eaten alive.*
Bulk: Good boy.
Killer: *Smiles.*
Bulk: Together we will kill any one with the word noob in their name!
Kingfroob: Hi.

Killed by Bulk.

Bulk: Or Froob or Choob.
Killer:

(Note: There's your Kingfroob...*looks at body* not gonna be in the story very long though.)
Bulk: Man! I just dispise Siradam157,Note, and the guy that says stuff without a name!

Hey!

Bulk: Well it's true!
Killer: ?*Thinks* I have a brainless owner...but at least i get good food.
Bulk: Alright let's go kill more noobs!
Killer:

Noob made oh-oh: What's a noob?
Killer: O_o

* Eats Noob made uh-oh alive.*
Bulk: Good doggy...What's this? An Empire of Darkness wanted sign?
Wanted sign reads: Wanted, Kingnob, wanted dead or...DEAD! reward...
Bulk: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000k! I MUST FIND THAT KINGNOOB AND KILL HIM! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter206 - Something fishy

Nubles: I wonder when Kingnoob will be back.
Inversion: Why are we wating for that noob!?! Let's kill Zamorak right now!
Milkshake: We can't kill Zamorak without Kingnoob!
Kingnoob: Kcab m'i.
All: What?
Kingnoob: *Eyes flash.* I,m back.
Jack: Ok...Where's Sendra and Mic?
Kingnoob: Who?
Player: Monster in cellar and ms. crazy over you?
Kingnoob: Oh yeah...them...I got lost so i told them to stay at camp while I found the base o i'll go get them now.

Leaves.

Inversion:
Ooksie: That was weird.
Inversion: I know of dark evil...that wasn't Kingnoob.
All: What?
Inversion: I could feel the dark presence of another being...but i have mistaken that feeling for gas before.
All:

Terbans: I'm hoping it was gas.
Inversion: ...It was.
All: ...EWW!

Meanwhile...

Kingnoob: So...Sendra, where are you from?
Sendra: I'm from...
Kingnoob: *snoring.*
Sendra: Of course.

Later hat night...

Kingnoob: Sendra! Mic!
Both: What?
Kingnoob: We have to go the rest of the clan is waiting for us.
Sendra: Alright...Mic let's go!
Mic: Alright get on.

They ride off and on the ground behind a tree...is Kingnoob gagged.

Sendra: Are we almost there?
Kingnoob: Yah.
Mic: There it is.
Inversion: There they are now lets attack Zamorak!
Lee: After a good nights sleep.
Inversion: Kill me!
Kingnoob: Alright we're back!
Inversion: We saw that.
Sendra: So...Kingnoob...I was thinking we could date?
Kingnoob: Ok.
Sendra: ...THIS ISN'T KINGNOOB CODE RED! CODE RED ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!
Kingnoob: ?
Sendra: The real Kingnoob would have ignored me.
Kingnoob: ...I should have studied Kingnoob more.
Inversion: Who are you?
Kingnoob: Muahahahaha! I am Blackrun...I can take the form of any being and noone can stop me!
Inversion: Step back and say that again.

Steps on a train track and sent flying by a train.

Lee: Ok...we did not have a railroad there before! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter207 - The Eye...or is it?

Selethren: I hope.
Ungar: ?
Selethren: Never mind...are we almost to the Eye?
Ungar: Yah...*Knocked off of his giant snake.*
Selethren: What the?
Ungar: Gaurds of the Eye?
Neon: Nope!
Ungar: Who is that creepy guy?
Neon: ? Oh that's just Dark Kreator.
Dark Kreator: I'm not creepy!
Ungar: Yes you are!
Selethren: ...Who is that?
Ungar: He looks like me.
Ungar: Selethren! This guy is a fake!
Ungar: No! He is the fake!
Neon: ...May we kill you?*Whipped miles away by giant snake.*
Selethren: ...Blackrun!
Ungar: Oh come on!~~~
~~~Blackrun:How did you know?
Selethren: You made yourself look like Ungar...but you forgot to change the name above your head.
Blackrun: ...Not again!*Hit by giant snake.*
Ungar: That guy very weird.
Selethren: You can say that...*Falls unconcious.*
Ungar: What th...*Stuffed into a bag.*

The men take Selethren and Ungar to an underground lair.

Selethren: Where are we?
????: Silence old man!
Ungar: I think this is the Gaurd of the Eye.
Gote(Gaurd of the Eye): So it is the Eye you seek?
Selethren: Yes.
Gote: Why do you seek it?
Ungar: Because we need to stop terror from the spreading.
Gote: Everyone always tries to use the Eye to their advantage!
Selethren: I just realized something...your name sounds like goat!
Gote: ...I'll give you the Eye if you don't make fun of me.
Selethren: Deal! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter208 - Another...smaller split up

Blue: so when do we attack?
Sendra: Once we find the real Kingnoob! He could be anywhere!
Nubles: Even at the front door!
Door: *Knock knock.*
Jack: Come in.

Kingnoob tumbles into the room gagged and his hands are tied behind his back.

Nubles: I was right!
Blue and Lee: Ungag him!
Kingnoob: That's better...who was that fake me?
Inversion: His name is Blackrun...he's a Shapestealer.
Milkshake: You mean Shapeshifter?
Inversion: No!
Milkshake: Well sorry!
Hendrik: Well...we have Kingnoob back so let's...*Disapears.*
Lizzy: Hendrik?
Blue: Lizzy watch out!*Captured by a net that was about to hit Lizzy.
Lizzy: Blue? Where did you go?
Inversion: ...*Insinerates a net headed towards him.* Nooby net.
Ooksie: Where did Nubles go?
Pk: Yah and where's Terbans and Player?
Rainrain: Fancy and Laugh are gone too.
Sendra: Wait...where's Kingnoob!?!
Kingnoob: Who called my name?
Sendra: Kingnoob! Where were you?
Kingnoob: ...In the bathroom...
Sendra: Oh...

Kingnoob: ...Where's Blue,Hendrik,Nubles,Terbans,Player,Fancy, and Laugh?
Mk: ...We don't know.
Kingnoob: What happened?
Inversion: They were all captured by...*Sticks hand in the air and pulls down Stinky* This one.
Stinky: *Choking.* Rocky and Neon helped too!
Inversion: You think i care!?!
Stinky: Umm...yes?

Inversion crushes stinkys neck.

Jack: Now all we have to do is find the others.
Sendra: But where do we look? Runescape is so big!
Kingnoob: ...Griffo is a nin so I think i can figure out where he hid them.
Griffo: Nin!?!
Kingnoob: Where did you come from?
Griffo: ...I'd better book it.
Kingnoob: Lol. Noob. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter209 - Hendrik

Hendrik: Hmmm...something tells me that Griffo isn't very bright...what bad guy locks somebody up in front of the yanille police station?

The police let him go.

Hendrik: Thank you deputy.
Deputy: No problem...you had better get back to your hideout before The Empire of Evil knows that I freed you.
Hendrik: Probably.
Deputy: ...*Falls over dead.*
Hendrik: What the?
Bulk: ...Where is the noob?
Hendrik: What do you mean?
Killer: Bow wow!
Hendrik: Nice doggy.
Bulk: Where is Kingnoob?
Hendrik: ...Never heard of...*Neck grabbed by Bulk*GAAK! He's in the secret fort in the middle of asgarnia.
Bulk: ...
Killer: O_o

Hendrik: The Falador area!
Killer: *Nods.*
Bulk: Oh...I knew that!
Hendrik: ...Suuuuure.
Bulk: !?!?!
Hendrik: ...What's that?
Bulk: What's what?*Turns around to look at the mystery object.* Hey there's nothing...*Kicked miles away by Hendrik.*
Hendrik: Run doggy!
Killer: O_o

*Runs away like a frightened baby.*
Hendrik: Lol...Well i guess i should teleport to falador.

Teleports to Falador.

Back In Yanille...

????????: Heh Heh Heh. Foolish Hendrik...rise Deputy become my zombie!
Deputy: *Groans.*
????????: Heh Heh Heh.
Deputy: Brains?
????????: Soon...I need more zombies!
Deputy: Watch out!
????????: Huh?*Dodges a sword blade.*
????: You will not succeed creature!
??????: Well if it isn't the greatest creature hunter in the world...I thought you were dead. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter210 - Blue...then Fancy

Blue: Alright...how am I going to escape? I mean honstly i'm in an indestructible...duh.

Picks the lock.

Blue: I always knew 99 theiving would come in handy.

Gaurd: Hault!
Blue: Who's gonna make me?
Gaurd: ...
Blue: You?
Gaurd: ...
Blue: Wanna die?
Gaurd: *Nods.*
Blue: Take a step back.
Gaurd: *Steps onto an oddly placed train track.*
Blue: 3...2...1...bye.
Gaurd: *Splattered by train.*
Blue: Sometimes I just don't get why people commit suicide.

Meanwhile...

Fancy: ...No cage? Just ontop of the most dangerous obstacle course in the world? No problem I have 99 agility!

Manwhile...

Griffo: We should have put Blue on the course and Fancy in the cage!

Back with Fancy...

Fancy: Alright...let's do this Fancy.*Runs the course like it's easy as walking down a straight road.*To easy.
Hawk: *Eyeing Fancy then flys to an unknown castle.*
Guntad: Yedlen! Have you any information?
Yedlen(The hawk): Caaaaaaaw!
Guntad: ...I see...so the agile one is at the course of death?
Yedlen: Caw!
Guntad: *Chuckles.* I will set out to...*Drops to the floor dead...with a sword in his chest*
Yedlen: Caw?
????????: *Eyes blood red.*Now i will kill Kingnoob after what he did to me. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter211 - Nubles

Nubles: Ungh.
Cage gaurd: Wakey wakey noob.
Nubles: I'm not a noob...where am I?
Cage gaurd: You are in isafadar why?
Nubles: Isn't this an elf city?
Cage gaurd: It was...until we killed them all off.
Nubles: YOU KILLED OFF MY PEOPLE!(Note: Remember...Nubles is an elf.)
Cage gaurd: Uhh.
Nubles: *Breaks down the cage and eats the gaurd alive.*Never doing that again.

Nubles spots a hidden trapdoor.

Nubles: What is that?*Opens the trapdoor then pulled into a secret cellar.*
Nubles: What's going on here?
Elf: False alarm...it's just anothr elf.
Elf leader: Welcome...
Nubles: Nubles.
Elf leader: Welcome Nubles!
Nubles: I thought all of the elves were dead!
Elf leader: ...who can kill an elf?
Nubles: True.
Elf2: We all cloned ourselves and hid down here...only elves can see the trapdoor.
Nubles: Well I have to get back to my clan...
Elves: YOU CAN'T LEAVE! THE EMPIRE OF DARKNESS WILL KILL YOU!
Nubles: I need to get back to the Noob clan!
Elf leader: Noob clan?...If you ever need our help just send us a message and we will help.
Nubles: Will do.

A large rumbling happens over the underground hideout.

Nubles: What is that?
Elf: It must be the creature hunter...he's been trying to kill us for years.
????: And these Elven glasses have allowed me to finally find you!
Nubles: Bomb?
Bomb: Who are you?
Nubles: A friend of Laughs!
(Note: If you don't remember who bomb is he was laughs dads best friend...or should i say the guy that was killed ny nitron on Zamoraks mountain.)
Nubles: LEAVE!* His scream sends Bomb flying straight out of the caves.* Whoa...I have a mega voice. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter212 - Player

Player: Of course...a cage.*Cracks knuckles then Energy beturns the cage into peices.*To easy.
Blackrun: Hello...Player!
Player: Who are you?
Blackrun: ...Blackrun...
Player: ...Duh.
Blackrun: Now i'm gonna...where did he go?
Player: I have to get out of here!
Blackrun: Freeze!

Player becomes frozen solid.

Blackrun: Lol! Noob!
Master: Hold on Player!*Uses Ice whale powers and frees Player.*
Player: Thanks!
Mk: Watch out!
Player: *Dodges an attack from...a Tikret?*
Tikret Warrior: Yes...we are finally back in the story!
Player: Oh no.
Tikret Beast: Oh...*Hit by train.*
Master: ...The train thing is getting very old!
Mk: Yah! People are getting sick of it!
Tikret Beast: And i'm suffering from it!
Mk: ...No one cares about you!
Tikret Beast: What?*Dies.*
Tikret: *Clicks*?
Tikret Warrior: Yes...we should run!
Mk: Lol! Noobs!
Master: Watch out!*Freezes Blackrun.*
Player: That was to close.

There is a large rumbling and then Terbans walks up.

Terbans: Hey guys...what did I miss?
All: ...Nothing!
Mk: Except Tikret dieing.
Terbans: ...I dont think I wanted to see that!
Mk: I figured that.
Master: Let's all get back to base.
Player: Good plan.
Terbans: The sooner the better. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter213 - Laugh

Laugh: What...Happened?...COOL! My arms are chained to a wall so...*Rips the chains from the wall reobtaining his whips.*This is what i'm talking about!
Dark Kreator: Hah! That cage is indestructible!
??????: That's right!
Laugh: ...Who's he?
??????: ...My name is Evil Mk! Muahahahahaha!

Evil Mk is slapped silly by a mysterious figure.

Evil Mk: OW! What just happened?
Mk: Hi evil bro!
Evil Mk: Alright Mk...time to die!*Frozen solid.*
Master: I Beg to differ.
Player: *Destroys Laughs cage.*
Laugh: Thanks!
Mk: Let's get out of here!
Evil Mk: *Breaks free from the ice.*Time to die whelps!
Nubles: Not so fast! *Stabs Evil Mk in the leg.*
Evil Mk: Ack! My leg!
Nubles: Lol! Noob!
Dark Kreator: ...I'm going to book it now.*Runs away at top speed.*
Evil Mk: Wait up!*Teleports back to the temple.*
Laugh: ...Ok...weirdo's.
Terbans: Major weirdo's.
Master: Let's get back to base.
All: Right!

The small group of clan members return to there hideout.

Kingnoob: Your all alright!
Inversion: I told you Griffo would be to noobish to hide them in good places.
Lee: Here's the 10k i owe you.
Inversion: Haha!
Chi-chi: I told you Inversion would say that!
Lee: Here's the 20k I owe you.
Chi-chi: Yessssss!
Scruffy: I told you she'd say that!
Lee: Here's the 100k I owe you!
Scruffy: Bow wow!
Nubles: I told you he'd say that!
Lee: Here's the...wait you weren't even here!
Nubles: Darn.
Kingnoob: I told you nubles would try that!
Lee: !?! Here's the 1mill I owe you!
Pk: Where do you get all of that money?
Lee: ...That...is personal! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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