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Chapter412 - Fight of there lives

Chuckie dropped at least ten bombs at a time, killing only a few mercanaries. One mercanary managed to shoot Chuckies wing, sending them to the ground. Hayes, Ulles, Ben, Rohane, and Socks made it safely into the bunks and began there mini-invasion of the palace. The Monster general led the clan through what seemed like an andless army of mercanaries.

Coy: *Walks up to Milky.*Hello, you and your demon were SO easy to take down.
Milky: Thanks.
Chuckie: Thanks!?!
Milky: Sarcastis!
Coy: However, you are one of out targets.
Chuckie: I'm not!?!
Coy: Wait, you are both targets.
Chuckie: YES! Wait, that's a bad thing.
Coy: Yes, and meet my servant, Ivan.

Milky backed up in fear of Ivan's obvious strength. Ivan lifted Milky by the throat and threw him agains a wall. Chuckie just sat, daydreaming about fish. Meanwhile in the castle...

Hayes: One...two...three!*Kicks down throne room door.*
Merk: *Casts ancients on all five.*
Ben: Great.
Merk: Hello. Wow, three targets, one traitor, and one....weirdo.
Socks: Hey!
Ulles: Mee nu trayter! Mee forsd tu joyn!
Merk: And you should have stayed, now you WILL die beast.
Socks: I'm not a weirdo!
Merk: Quiet!
Ben: Let Socks go.
Rohane: No, kill him.
Merk: BE QUI-

a large explosion knocks Merk to the ground and an old looking man walks in. He had metallic mage robes and dark green eyes.

Mage: Hello my old friend.
Merk: Friend? You really have lost it you old man!*Throws her runite dagger.*
Mage: *Stops it with his own attack, fire bomb.*
Merk: What are you?
Mage: Didn't we already go through this.
Socks: No.
Mage: I'm not talking to you! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter413 - Fight of there lives part two

Mage: It is time for the last stand Merk!
Merk: Bring it, Derponet!

Derponet obtained an evil grin and casted another one of his attacks, ice bomb. Merk was hit, head on. She stood up wobbly and pulled out a strage staff.

Merk: You want to play? Then let's play.
Derponet: No way! How did you...
Merk: Amazing what you can steal at mysterious alters.

Another wall explodes and Monster general leads the clan though.

Derponet: Oh great!*Teleports.*
Merk: NOOOO!*Turns around to stab General but stops to see Purple standing next to her.* Ummm...what are you doing?
Purple: Nooooooothing.
Merk: ?
Purple: *Gets closer.*
Merk: Uhh...
Chloe, Ictan, Leah, and Kelly: Ignore her.
General: Your regn of terror is over!
Hayes: Help!
Ben: We're stuck!
Socks: I'm not weird!

Meanwhile, Ivan continued beating up Milky until Milky was on the ground begging for mercy.

Milky: Mercy! Uncle! I surrender!
Coy: Ignore him Ivan.
Milky: Please!
Ivan: *Stops.*
Coy: Don't stop!
Milky: Do what your heart says, not what he says!
Ivan: *Starts kicking Milky.*
Milky: Oh, it was what he wanted to do.

Ivan lifted up Milky and began to squeeze.

Milky: Please...i'll do anything.
Coy: Then I will ask one more time: where is the dark king?
Milky: *Hesitates.*I don't know.
Coy: Wrong answer, Ivan.

Ivan beguns squeezing as hard as he can, Milky was a few seconds from death when a hole suddenly appeated in Ivan's head. Ivan dropped Milky and fell to his knees; staring at the crossbow bolt that tore through him. The brute fell over, dead. Coy angrily looked back and nearly fell back from the glow the attacker was giving off. The attacker jumped high in the air and landed in front of Coy, revealing a steel coated body, thin arms, and glowing eyes. The attacker was a machine. The attacker was 2654. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter414 - The fight of there lives part three

Chuckie's eyes quickly widened and he leaped to his feet. Chuckie looked at 2654 and Milky, then he angrily looked at Coy.

Coy: Uh-oh.
2654: Huh...It seems Chuckie wants to pro*a himself.
Chuckie: I will kill the general! Not that bucket of bolts!
Milky: Ok then...
2654: I'm probably going to end up killing him anyways.

Meanwhile in the castle...

Merk: Graah!*Throws a beer bomb.*
Purple: How do you!?!
Merk: *Evil smile.* I have contacts with people.
Hayes: *Pulls out great axe,swinging it over his head.*Well this is your end.
Earthy: We have Mage, archery, and combat! There's nothing you can do to win.
Merk: *Holds up her staff.*You were saying?
Art: Wait...that staff seems familiar.
Merk: Your parents probably mentioned it. This staff is the Keh-Ter-Cah!
Ulles: Noe wae!!
Great mk: Enough talk! It is time to fight.
Merk: Fine, if you insist.*Fires a ray from the staff.*
Purple: No you don't!

Purple pulls out a strange bag, and the bag literally absorbs the attack.

Merk: How!?!
Purple: A ift from my mom, a magic sack!
Chloe: And just when I thought you couldn't get any more strange.

Meanwhile with Milky....

Coy: *Dodges 2654's, and Chuckie's attacks with supreme ease.*Honestly!
Milky: I'm not sitting on the side lines anymore!
Chuckie: Wait!
2654: Master, stop!

Milky charges at Coy, but Coy swings a metal pole into Milky's head; sending him unconcious. Moments later Milky awoke, in a vision. A meteor flw through space. It seemd as if he was right behind it. The meteor caught fire and landed near the volcano on Karamja. The meteor didn't have a crack. However, the meteor actually opened and a creature that looked like black and yellow jeleton came out. A sudden earthquake awoke Milky. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 08:38:21 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:08:55 by Sirapyro

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Chapter415 - Meteor shower

Outside, the fighting had stopped due to the earthquak. even 2654 was baffled. Inside the fighting stopped also. Merk only seemed to care about the earthquake. She had fear written all over her. There were three more earthquakes before the sky began to turn grey. the noob clan, and Merk ran outside and everyone was stunned at the sight of red dots littering the sky.

Milky: It can't be.
Coy: Everybody take cover!

Minutes later the ground was exploding with meteors. Merk and earthy were the only ones keeping there teams alive. The meteors kept coming...thousands of meteors falling nonstop. Coy and Merk reunited and turned to the noob clan.

Merk: Forget the meteors! Kill the targets!
Coy: Yes ma'am!
Socks: I don't think so!*Throws a knife into Coy's arm.*
Coy: Graah!
Merk: If you won't do then I will!
Milky: No you won't!
Chuckie: *Burns Merks hands, and dodges a meteor.*
Keister: This is no time for fighting! Flaming rocks are falling from the sky!
Coy: We don't care! As long as you die then we are happy.
Milky: Well that's just-

Milky is interupted by the sound of a crossbow firing. Coy's crossbow bolt wasaimed directly at Milky's heart. The bolt was centimeters away when a black goop deflected it.

Coy: What? NO!*Shoots a crossbow bolt at the creature.*
Creature: *Unaffected. It then raises its arms and the meteors seise falling.*
Milky: Yes! We get the brute!
Creature: *Whips Milky with its goop-like arms.*
Milky: Or not.
Merk: No...it can't be!

The creature approached Merk and Coy. It eyed both of them. It seemed especially angry at Merk. The creature raised its hand and wrapped it around Merks neck several times. It lifted her several feet in the air, and suffocated her. Coy got away and the noob clan was backing away. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 08:38:22 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:09:18 by Sirapyro

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Chapter416 - Terror

A few minutes before the meteor shower.

Kingnoob: We have a problem.
Blue: We all figured that's why you called us here!
Mk: What's the problem!?!
Kingnoob: The problem.....is MErk.
All: ...
Kingnoob: She's a terror to Runescape.
Lee: But after...
Lizzy: I didn't think that she would have the will to live.
Ryan: She obviously wants revenge.
Lizzy: Obviously. Everyone thinks that she killed her dad.
Kingnoob: But all of us know that Laugh died to my mistake.
Blue: I still haven't completely forgiven you for that.
Kingnoob:

Suddenly the ground starts to shake and the sky turns grey... Back in the palace, the creature rolled Merk's limp body into a small ball, bones cracking and blood spilling. The creature ate the ball and in one move spit the body towards the clan.

Purple, Chloe, Ictan, Leah, Kelly, and Chuckie: EEW!
Milky: ?
Chuckie: I mean...you feind!!
Creature: *Looks closely at every clan member and walks away.*
Earthy: Uncle Milky, what is that thing?
Milky: I don't know.
Keister: Either way we have to stop it!
2654: Why would it spare us?
Milky: I think it has a target.

The second Milky said target the Keh-Ter-Cah rose from the ground and began to disapear. Milky and Chuckie both lunged for it. The staff, along with Milky and Chuckie disapeared.

Great mk: Great.

: Mk!
Great mk: ...

: What?
General: Where did they go!?!
2654: I can not scan them...they are gone.

Meanwhile somewhere far away, Chuckie and Milky landed on the ground; hard. They both stood up in amazement. They both looked at each other in amazement, for they were back in the alter of energy. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:20:55 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:09:44 by Sirapyro

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Chapter417 - True terror

Chuckie and Milky both remembered the later, so they approached to stone wall.

Milky: I think that spirits want to talk to us.
Chuckie: But without the orb...
Milky: ...Look at the inscription.
Chuckie: I see it. It almost looks like a pattern.
Milky: No...it's almost like...a prophecy.
Chuckie: -_-
Milky: Or a warning.
Chuckie: That sounds better.
Milky: But what does it say?

The inscriptions on the wall begin to move. Chuckie and Milky figured it was changing languages. They were wrong. They fromed one big pictue: a hand flipping them off.

Chuckie:

The wall continued moving and it eventually bacame english.

Milky: That's better.
Chuckie: Mean wall.
Milky: Alright...*Begins to read to himself.*
Chuckie: What does it say!?!
Milky: It's in english.
Chuckie: About that...
Milky: *Sighs.* You can't read?
Chuckie: Uhh...
Milky: Don't answer that.
Chuckie: Alright!
Milky: *Sighs, then continued reading.*
Chuckie: Well?
Milky: Oh no.
Chuckie: What!?!
Milky: We've got to get to the palace!

Meanwhile in Blue's bar...

Blue: I haven't had a customer all day!!
Creature: *Breaks through wall.*
Blue: Finally! Hello sir...HOLY MOTHER OF-

Before Blue can finish his sentance the creature strikes the roof; bringing the entire building down on Blue. Meanwhile Chuckie and Milky had exited the alter and began flying towards the Kinoob palace.

Chuckie: So what's going on?
Milky: That creature! It's out for revenge.
Chuckie: Oh. Well i've never seen it.
Milky: It must have been one of the enemies we heard about in the stories.
Chuckie: What stories!?! I never heard any stories!
Milky: Not my problem. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:20:56 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:10:08 by Sirapyro

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Chapter418 - Attack on Kinoob

It seemed like an eternity to Blue; luckily he had built a metal desk to hide under. After a few hours someone or something cleared the rubble away.

Blue: Thanks who-
Creature: Grr...
Blue: Oh no.
Ryan: Blue! Get down!*Throws a knife into the creature.*
Creature: *Absorbs the knife and looks at Ryan.*
Ryan: Uh-oh.

While the creature was turned around Blue quickly made a beer bomb and threw it into the creature's back.

Creature: *Glares at Blue.*
Ryan: what is this thing!?!
Blue: It has been...a long time.

Meanwhile...

Milky: How much longer?
Chuckie: A few minutes.
Milky: We don't have that kind of time!
Chuckie: I'm going as fast as I can!
Milky: 15mph?
Chuckie: I'm slow!
Milky: Come on! We have to save them!
Chuckie: I still don't get what the big deal is.

Meanwhile inside the palace...

Kingnoob: Great! It looks like he is already here!
Lizzy: We must go.
Kingnoob: *Nods.*

Moments later Kingnoob, Milky, Lizzy, and Chuckie were watching the creature advance on Blue.

Kingnoob: Hey!*Throws a rock.*
Creature: *Turns to Kingnoob.*
Lizzy: Alright goop, this time you will face your doom!*Releases a massive wave of fire from her hands.*
Creature: *Jumps over it.*
Chuckie: I don't get it! What is that thing!?!
Kingnoob: It is one of our enemies....one of our easiest at the time.
Chuckie: But what is it!?!
Lizzy: Do you really want to know?
Chuckie: Yes!!
Kingnoob: ....Its name........is Insandel.

To be continued....... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:20:57 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:10:45 by Sirapyro

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Chapter419 - Insandel

Chuckie: Insandel!!! Who's he?
Lizzy: I told you we should have told him the stories.
Kingnoob: Never mind; right now we have to save Blue.
Blue: Then hurry!
Kingnoob: Wow, he must have good ears.
Blue: Omg just help!!
Kingnoob: Fine.
Chuckie: I'm not going.
Milky: Go or else!
Chuckie: Or else what?
Milky: 2654 will be better.
Chuckie: where'd Insandel go?

Chuckie and Milky jump down, protecting Blue fom Insandel.

Blue: What do you want with me!?! I'm not the one that killed you.
Insandel: *Eye flashes.*Zamorak.
Milky: Uhh...

Insandel pushes Milky and Chuckie to the side and makes a mad dash towards the wilderness.

Kingnoob: I hate to do this, but even Zamorak doesn't deserve this.
Blue: I think he does.
Lizzy: Milky and Chuckie must find and protect Zamorak.
Milky and Chuckie: Say wha?
Blue: Just let him die. No one cares.
Kingnoob: Haven't you heard any of the legends? If Zamorak isn't heard of for numerous years; he;'s in the Zamorak zone. If he's killed in the Zamorak zone; the Zamorak zone will be destroyed. If one of the three realms are destroyes.
Lizzy: All the others will be destroyed.
Ryan: But many years after.
Kingnoob: That is true. But either way we must save Zamorak.
Milky: I don't like this.
Kingnoob: You have to. THe fate of the world is now in your hands.
Lizzy: Where are the other?
Milky: We were seperated. But they will come here.
Kingnoob: Then we will send them when they arrive. But go now.
Milky: Yes, we will go.
Chuckie: This is probably the most important thing we can do.
Kingnoob: Farewell. We might see each other again.
Chuckie: Thanks for the encouragement. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:20:57 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:11:10 by Sirapyro

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Chapter420 - The wilderness

The lava maze, home to hundreds of demons, monsters, and ghosts. Normal players see it as a training spot or the home of the KBD. But in reality, it's a portal to the Zamorak zone. However, only demons may use the lava to reach the zone. Humans must pass one test. Insandel is neither human or demon: he's an alien, so he passed through with no effort. A mile behind him Chuckie and Milky flew at top speed towards the lava maze. Even farther behind, the rest of the clan raced into Kinoob and Kingnoob explained everything. Art quickly teleported them to the lava maze.

Chuckie: Ahh, I love the sweet smell of brimstone in the morning.
Milky: O_o

Chuckie: What!?! It's in my nature.
Milky: *Sees a large group around the lava maze.*Dive bomb those demons!
Chuckie: This is going to be fun!*Heads for the crowd at top speed.*
Art: Huh? STOP!!!
2654: I'll stop him.*Throws a fish into the lava.*
Chuckie: *Suddenly turns and throws Milky off. Then he dives into the lava.*
Milky: Ow!
2654: Sorry master.
Earthy: Uncle Milky! We're finally back together!
Milky: Yah, but no time for celebration.
Gil: Right. We have to actually save our enemy.
Chuckie: *Come out looking sad.*
Milky: What is it?
Chuckie: The fishy meltted.

: FISHY MELTED! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
All: !?!?!
2654: Alright, demon you try to stall the alien while the rest of us get through.
Chuckie: No one else has to work...*Dives into the lava.
2654: Now the rest of us need to pass this test and we can help. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 17:20:58 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:11:39 by Sirapyro

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Chapter421 - The test

Chuckie flew out of the lava inside the Zamorak Zone. However, everything looked exactly the same. But Chuckie knew that the Zamorak zone was exactly like Runescape, except completely covered in the wilderness. Meanwhile the others dove into the lava and popped up in a large cave. A giant blue, magical door was at the far end of the room.

2654: That door leads straight to the Zamorak zone.
Milky: Then what's the big test?
Chloe: Maybe there is no test afterall.
Cerberus: *Deep growl.*
Milky: I have a very bad feeling about that.

On the far end of the room, a statue rose from the ground, and it seemed to move.

Milky: George!?!
George: OMG! Everywhere I go! But this time I was actually waiting for you.
Purple: What do you mean?
George: People call me "The King of Tests." And it is true. I serve Saradomin, I serve Zamorak, and I served Guthix!
General: What's your point!?!
George: The point is, I am the test! And no human has ever defeated the last test! Now prepare for my final test; *urviva the king of tests!
Milky: Oh great.
George: *Doubles in size and pulls out a large stone hammer.* Get ready humans, for you are about to finally die!

Meanwhile Chuckie flew towards a pool of lava. He could see Zamorak's castle far off in the distance, but he was not headed that way. He was headed for one of the hundrds of lava pools in his area. He dove into one and came out in what seemed like a home.

Chuckie: Hello? Anyone here?

Chuckie gets no response, no he starts searching the house. He enters a room that looked like a bedroom and found the skeletons of two demons. A note stuck to the wall.

Chuckie: No! Who did this to my family!?!

Chuckie g]rabs the note and reads it. His eyes narrow and he flys out of the lava pool. He flys as fast as he can towards the black demon providence. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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