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Chapter404 - The stampede
The stampede of beasts left Varrock, strangely without hurting anything or anyone, and neared there target: Kinoob. As Chuckie struggled to carry Milky, Gil, and Earthy he saw a large dust cloud heading for Kinoob. Art, Great mk, and Scruffy returned to the surface and the group heard a very light rumble...
Chloe: Are we having an earthquake?
Keister: I don't think so.
Great mk: I don't think so.
Scruffy: *Standinf stiff with his hair sticking straight up.*
Purple: Is that supposed to happen?
Leah: I don't think so.
Purple: Art, go check.*
Art: Why!?!
Keister and Great mk: Aww, is the poor little kid to afraid?
Art: Don't pick on me.
Great mk: Dude, you're a freak!
Keister: And you're terrified of a light rumble.!
Art: Then why don't you go check!?!*Shoves Keister through a portal.*
Chloe: Where did he go?
A few seconds later Keister reappears, his face white with fear.
Great mk: What?
Keister: Be-be-be-
Art: Bees?
Keister: Sta-sta-sta
Ictan: Starving?
Art: Omg!!! Starving bees!!!Run for your life!
keister: Not bees. Beasts! Stampede!
Art: Wow, we were WAY off...STAMPEDE!?!Run for your life!
A large gust of air knocks everyone down Keister almost attacks the source but he realizes that it was something much larger and scarier than him.
Keister: N-nice beast.
Chuckie: Who you calling a beast!?!
Keister: ?
Chloe: Milky!
Milky: No time, we have to defend Kinoob.
Earthy: I will report this sir*ation to queen Lizzy.
Art: I'll make a portal.*Creates a portal to the throne room.*
Chuckie: Where's 2654's remains? Not that I care but...were they stolen!?! Please tell me they were stolen!
Leah: My dad is going to give him to the dwarves to be fixed.
Chuckie:
Milky: No time. We have to get ready to defend Kinoob with our lives! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
The stampede of beasts left Varrock, strangely without hurting anything or anyone, and neared there target: Kinoob. As Chuckie struggled to carry Milky, Gil, and Earthy he saw a large dust cloud heading for Kinoob. Art, Great mk, and Scruffy returned to the surface and the group heard a very light rumble...
Chloe: Are we having an earthquake?
Keister: I don't think so.
Great mk: I don't think so.
Scruffy: *Standinf stiff with his hair sticking straight up.*
Purple: Is that supposed to happen?
Leah: I don't think so.
Purple: Art, go check.*
Art: Why!?!
Keister and Great mk: Aww, is the poor little kid to afraid?
Art: Don't pick on me.
Great mk: Dude, you're a freak!
Keister: And you're terrified of a light rumble.!
Art: Then why don't you go check!?!*Shoves Keister through a portal.*
Chloe: Where did he go?
A few seconds later Keister reappears, his face white with fear.
Great mk: What?
Keister: Be-be-be-
Art: Bees?
Keister: Sta-sta-sta
Ictan: Starving?
Art: Omg!!! Starving bees!!!Run for your life!
keister: Not bees. Beasts! Stampede!
Art: Wow, we were WAY off...STAMPEDE!?!Run for your life!
A large gust of air knocks everyone down Keister almost attacks the source but he realizes that it was something much larger and scarier than him.
Keister: N-nice beast.
Chuckie: Who you calling a beast!?!
Keister: ?
Chloe: Milky!
Milky: No time, we have to defend Kinoob.
Earthy: I will report this sir*ation to queen Lizzy.
Art: I'll make a portal.*Creates a portal to the throne room.*
Chuckie: Where's 2654's remains? Not that I care but...were they stolen!?! Please tell me they were stolen!
Leah: My dad is going to give him to the dwarves to be fixed.
Chuckie:
Milky: No time. We have to get ready to defend Kinoob with our lives! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
30-Nov-2008 07:45:42 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:02:24 by Sirapyro
Chapter405 - The stampede part two
The clan reached the front of the gate and instantly stopped as they saw the massive numbers of beasts heading for them. Milky charged full force and the lead beast seemed to slow down...
Chuckie: For fish!
All: -_-
Chuckie: Fine...for Kinoob!
Gil: Let's do this.*Jumps off of Chuckies back onto a defense tower.*
Purple: *Jumps and Gil pulls her up.*
Gil: Shoot!
Purple: *Fires Fire strike, barely scratching the beast.*Heh heh.
Great mk: Let's do this!*Leaps onto a beasts back and rings its neck with some rope that he mysteriously had.*
Lead beast: *Completely stops and starts to back away from Milky.*
Milky: Hello beast, I will not let you hurt Kinoob!
Lead beast: *Shakes head.*
Chuckie: Milky look out!*Bit by a beast.*Oh that's it!!
Keister quickly whips the beast to death and knocks another off of its feet.
Chuckie: Grr.
Keister: Get back girls, this is how it's done.
Purple, Chloe, Ictan, and Leah: We can fight just fine!
Keister: Sure.*Beheads a beast then crushes anothers toe.*
Beast: Oooh! Ow ow ow!
All:
Milky was eventually face to face with the lead beast. He knocked it to the ground and lifted his sword when a magical force took his sword.
Lizzy: Stop!
Milky: What!?! We're defending Kinoob!
Lizzy: *Walks up to the lead beast.*There is nothing to defend.
Chuckie: Say what?
Lizzy: This beast did not want to hurt us. He was just trying to find me.
Gil: Wait, how do you know?
Lizzy: This isn't the first time we've met. Ask any origanal clan member. If not for this beast I wouldn't have joined the clan and Purple wouldn't have been born.
Purple: *Gulp.*
Chuckie: So blah blah blah, who is the beast!?!
Lizzy: We never really called him by a name. We just called him the monster general.
To be continued... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
The clan reached the front of the gate and instantly stopped as they saw the massive numbers of beasts heading for them. Milky charged full force and the lead beast seemed to slow down...
Chuckie: For fish!
All: -_-
Chuckie: Fine...for Kinoob!
Gil: Let's do this.*Jumps off of Chuckies back onto a defense tower.*
Purple: *Jumps and Gil pulls her up.*
Gil: Shoot!
Purple: *Fires Fire strike, barely scratching the beast.*Heh heh.
Great mk: Let's do this!*Leaps onto a beasts back and rings its neck with some rope that he mysteriously had.*
Lead beast: *Completely stops and starts to back away from Milky.*
Milky: Hello beast, I will not let you hurt Kinoob!
Lead beast: *Shakes head.*
Chuckie: Milky look out!*Bit by a beast.*Oh that's it!!
Keister quickly whips the beast to death and knocks another off of its feet.
Chuckie: Grr.
Keister: Get back girls, this is how it's done.
Purple, Chloe, Ictan, and Leah: We can fight just fine!
Keister: Sure.*Beheads a beast then crushes anothers toe.*
Beast: Oooh! Ow ow ow!
All:
Milky was eventually face to face with the lead beast. He knocked it to the ground and lifted his sword when a magical force took his sword.
Lizzy: Stop!
Milky: What!?! We're defending Kinoob!
Lizzy: *Walks up to the lead beast.*There is nothing to defend.
Chuckie: Say what?
Lizzy: This beast did not want to hurt us. He was just trying to find me.
Gil: Wait, how do you know?
Lizzy: This isn't the first time we've met. Ask any origanal clan member. If not for this beast I wouldn't have joined the clan and Purple wouldn't have been born.
Purple: *Gulp.*
Chuckie: So blah blah blah, who is the beast!?!
Lizzy: We never really called him by a name. We just called him the monster general.
To be continued... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
30-Nov-2008 07:45:43 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:02:53 by Sirapyro
Chapter407 - Time to travel
After resting for a short time, the clan met up in the castle throne room where the monster general would tell his story.
Lizzy: How exactly did you survive?
Great mk: How about this, who are you!?!
General: I am the general of all Runescape monsters.
Milky: How did the clan even meet you?
General: Your brother told you of there previous journeys correct?
Milky: Yah.
General: Well, I was a servant of Guthix sent to lead the Runescape monsters, Guthis one day led the noob clan to me.
Milky: On the journey to Ape Atoll...
General: Exactly!
Lizzy: How did you survive?
General: As you know Zamorak killed me on that cliff. But I respawned when you guys turned Runescape back to normal.
Lizzy: So...if we changed Runescape back to normal...
Milky: Everyone would respawn. But even i'm not smart enough to rebuild that device.
Lizzy: You never even saw it.
Chloe: Umm...so what do we do now?
Lizzy: ...General.
General: Yes Lizzy?
Lizzy: I want you to help Milky and his clan to the dark king.
Chuckie: I could lead them!
Lizzy: I know, but I trust the General more.
Chuckie: Grr.
Art: Ummm...
Lizzy: Art? I didn't know you were here.
Art:
Lizzy: Umm...general, I want you to help Milky and his clan on there journeys.
General: Yes ma'am.
Art quickly creates a portal to tthe castle of Kingnoob, A.K.A. the dark king. Meanwhile...
Hayes: Do you think it's safe to travel?
Ben: I think, but maybe we should wait a little longer.
Rohane: What are we waiting for?
Ben: When we were in Merk's camp, I saw that they had a hunting beast. I am certain that they sent it out after us.
Hayes: Then we could be in trouble.
A few moments of silence passed until the snapping of a branch brough the trio to there feet, weapons armed. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
After resting for a short time, the clan met up in the castle throne room where the monster general would tell his story.
Lizzy: How exactly did you survive?
Great mk: How about this, who are you!?!
General: I am the general of all Runescape monsters.
Milky: How did the clan even meet you?
General: Your brother told you of there previous journeys correct?
Milky: Yah.
General: Well, I was a servant of Guthix sent to lead the Runescape monsters, Guthis one day led the noob clan to me.
Milky: On the journey to Ape Atoll...
General: Exactly!
Lizzy: How did you survive?
General: As you know Zamorak killed me on that cliff. But I respawned when you guys turned Runescape back to normal.
Lizzy: So...if we changed Runescape back to normal...
Milky: Everyone would respawn. But even i'm not smart enough to rebuild that device.
Lizzy: You never even saw it.
Chloe: Umm...so what do we do now?
Lizzy: ...General.
General: Yes Lizzy?
Lizzy: I want you to help Milky and his clan to the dark king.
Chuckie: I could lead them!
Lizzy: I know, but I trust the General more.
Chuckie: Grr.
Art: Ummm...
Lizzy: Art? I didn't know you were here.
Art:
Lizzy: Umm...general, I want you to help Milky and his clan on there journeys.
General: Yes ma'am.
Art quickly creates a portal to tthe castle of Kingnoob, A.K.A. the dark king. Meanwhile...
Hayes: Do you think it's safe to travel?
Ben: I think, but maybe we should wait a little longer.
Rohane: What are we waiting for?
Ben: When we were in Merk's camp, I saw that they had a hunting beast. I am certain that they sent it out after us.
Hayes: Then we could be in trouble.
A few moments of silence passed until the snapping of a branch brough the trio to there feet, weapons armed. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
30-Nov-2008 08:38:16 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:06:29 by Sirapyro
Chapter408 - New kids
Hayes: The beast must have found us.
Ben: Should we attack it?
Hayes: No, we should stay hidden.
Rohane: Like cowards?
Ben: No, that creature is obviously tough.
Rohane: I don't care! I'm going to face it!
Rohane jumps from there hiding spot, in an abandoned building and stops when he sees that the creature isn't a 'creature.' It was a human dressed in full black dragonhide, male.
Rohane: Guys! It's safe.
Ben: That's a releif.
Hayes: Who are you?
?????: My name is John, but my dad calls me socks.
Ben: Uhh.....Socks?
Socks: Yah, I have no idea why.
Rohane: Neither do I.
Socks: You aren't suposed to!
Hayes: What's with the insignia on the back of your armor?
Socks: It was my fathers logo. He was known as "Ryan, greatest non-trained archer."
Rohane: Ryan?
Ben: I heard that there was a man named Ryan in the noob clan.
Socks: That's him.
Meanwhile, Chuckie bashed on the giant doors of the dark kings castle. A few moments later an old man answered.
Old man: What do you want!?!
Chuckie: ...
Old man: Chuckie!!
Chuckie: Wassup Kingy?
Kingnoob: Don't call me that.
Chuckie: Sorry.
Milky: Hello.
Cerberus: *Pants loudly.*
Kingnoob: Ahh. It would seem that the children of SOME clan members are here. Come in and make yourself at home.
Chuckie: Wow, you're acting ALOT more polite than you used to.
Kingnoob: My daughter wants me to. I have to set a good picture for her, and my son.
Chloe: Where are they?
Kingnoob: I beleive Kelly is on the roof and Jr. is in the fencing room.
Chuckie: Jr.?
Kingnoob: Kingnoob junior.
Chuckie: Oh...
General: Do you think they can fight?
Kingnoob: Monster general!?! Long time no see. Kelly might but Jr. is only seven.
Purple: How old is Kelly?
Kingnoob: Eighteen, why?
Purple: (YES!) Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
Hayes: The beast must have found us.
Ben: Should we attack it?
Hayes: No, we should stay hidden.
Rohane: Like cowards?
Ben: No, that creature is obviously tough.
Rohane: I don't care! I'm going to face it!
Rohane jumps from there hiding spot, in an abandoned building and stops when he sees that the creature isn't a 'creature.' It was a human dressed in full black dragonhide, male.
Rohane: Guys! It's safe.
Ben: That's a releif.
Hayes: Who are you?
?????: My name is John, but my dad calls me socks.
Ben: Uhh.....Socks?
Socks: Yah, I have no idea why.
Rohane: Neither do I.
Socks: You aren't suposed to!
Hayes: What's with the insignia on the back of your armor?
Socks: It was my fathers logo. He was known as "Ryan, greatest non-trained archer."
Rohane: Ryan?
Ben: I heard that there was a man named Ryan in the noob clan.
Socks: That's him.
Meanwhile, Chuckie bashed on the giant doors of the dark kings castle. A few moments later an old man answered.
Old man: What do you want!?!
Chuckie: ...
Old man: Chuckie!!
Chuckie: Wassup Kingy?
Kingnoob: Don't call me that.
Chuckie: Sorry.
Milky: Hello.
Cerberus: *Pants loudly.*
Kingnoob: Ahh. It would seem that the children of SOME clan members are here. Come in and make yourself at home.
Chuckie: Wow, you're acting ALOT more polite than you used to.
Kingnoob: My daughter wants me to. I have to set a good picture for her, and my son.
Chloe: Where are they?
Kingnoob: I beleive Kelly is on the roof and Jr. is in the fencing room.
Chuckie: Jr.?
Kingnoob: Kingnoob junior.
Chuckie: Oh...
General: Do you think they can fight?
Kingnoob: Monster general!?! Long time no see. Kelly might but Jr. is only seven.
Purple: How old is Kelly?
Kingnoob: Eighteen, why?
Purple: (YES!) Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
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Chapter409 - The beginning of the attack
Kingnoob left for a few moments, when he returned he had his kids. Jr. was only seven, but he looked strong enough to defeat Merk alone. Kelly was eighteen and wore a long dress. She had the face of a warrior, and Purple had the face of a heart.
Milky: These are your kids?
Kingnoob: Yah, but Jr. has to go play with his friend.
Jr: What!?! He can barely even think straight!
Kingnoob: I know! But I promised
that we would take care of him.
Jr: I'm seven! He's twenty!!
Kingnoob: Yes, but your more mature than he is.
Chuckie: Do I dare ask?
Kingnoob: We're watching
's son
.
Chloe: Uhh...
Kelly: Dad, who are these people?
Kingnoob: You don't remember?
Kelly: I remember Chuckie and Cerberus.
Milky: What about me!?!
Kelly: Nope.
Kingnoob: She has ALOT of people to remember.
Earthy: Cutting to the chase...we need Kelly to help us kill Merk.
Kingnoob: Merk?
: Jr!!! Where are you!?!
Jr: Dear god! Hide me!!
Kingnoob: I'm going to send Kelly, with you. But i'm also going to send
.
Jr: What!?! I don't get to go!?!
Kingnoob: You're to young.
Jr: But I thought you said girls are terrible fighters!
Kingnoob: Shh!
Chuckie: Blah, blah, blah. Let's get moving.
General: I disagree, it is late.
Milky: I say we rest.
Chuckie: Grr...
Meanwhile Ben, Hayes, Rohane, and Socks heard another branch snap so they once again jumped into cover.
Ben: Now the beast found us.
Socks: What beast?
Hayes: Shh.
Socks: But...
Rohane: Shut up!
Socks: Sheesh.
Everone almost soils themselve when they hear leaves rustling, and they do soil themselves when they see grey feet move past there hiding spot.
Hayes: *Whisper.* God it smells!
Socks: *Whisper.* I'd rather take my chance with the beast.
Rohane: *Whisper.*Plug your nose and shut up!
Ben: We have to be quiet!
Hayes: *Whisper.* You forgot to whisper.
Everyone soils themselves again when they hear the beast running, towards them. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
Kingnoob left for a few moments, when he returned he had his kids. Jr. was only seven, but he looked strong enough to defeat Merk alone. Kelly was eighteen and wore a long dress. She had the face of a warrior, and Purple had the face of a heart.
Milky: These are your kids?
Kingnoob: Yah, but Jr. has to go play with his friend.
Jr: What!?! He can barely even think straight!
Kingnoob: I know! But I promised
that we would take care of him.
Jr: I'm seven! He's twenty!!
Kingnoob: Yes, but your more mature than he is.
Chuckie: Do I dare ask?
Kingnoob: We're watching
's son
.
Chloe: Uhh...
Kelly: Dad, who are these people?
Kingnoob: You don't remember?
Kelly: I remember Chuckie and Cerberus.
Milky: What about me!?!
Kelly: Nope.
Kingnoob: She has ALOT of people to remember.
Earthy: Cutting to the chase...we need Kelly to help us kill Merk.
Kingnoob: Merk?
: Jr!!! Where are you!?!
Jr: Dear god! Hide me!!
Kingnoob: I'm going to send Kelly, with you. But i'm also going to send
.
Jr: What!?! I don't get to go!?!
Kingnoob: You're to young.
Jr: But I thought you said girls are terrible fighters!
Kingnoob: Shh!
Chuckie: Blah, blah, blah. Let's get moving.
General: I disagree, it is late.
Milky: I say we rest.
Chuckie: Grr...
Meanwhile Ben, Hayes, Rohane, and Socks heard another branch snap so they once again jumped into cover.
Ben: Now the beast found us.
Socks: What beast?
Hayes: Shh.
Socks: But...
Rohane: Shut up!
Socks: Sheesh.
Everone almost soils themselve when they hear leaves rustling, and they do soil themselves when they see grey feet move past there hiding spot.
Hayes: *Whisper.* God it smells!
Socks: *Whisper.* I'd rather take my chance with the beast.
Rohane: *Whisper.*Plug your nose and shut up!
Ben: We have to be quiet!
Hayes: *Whisper.* You forgot to whisper.
Everyone soils themselves again when they hear the beast running, towards them. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
30-Nov-2008 08:38:17 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:06:46 by Sirapyro
Chapter410 - Preperation
The beast ran towards there hiding spot, it got closer...closer...closer....but then eventually it hit its head on the tree they were hiding behing and fell unconcious.
Ben: Uhh...
Socks: Did we win?
Hayes: Actually...yes.
The four climb out of the whole to find Ulles on the ground, a lump on his head.
Ulles: Peenet booter.
Socks: Did he just say peanut butter?
Ben: Ssh!
Ulles: Hy. Mee hed hertz.
Rohane: What did he say?
Ben: I really don't know.
Ulles: Hoongre!
Rohane: Maybe we can feed him Socks.
Socks: A beast isn't going to eat our-...oh.
Ben: No, I have some spare beef in my bag...
Meanwhile Kingnoob had once again left the room and brought back a sheet of gold paper.
Milky: What's that?
Kingnoob: Hold on.
Gil: I hope this old guy doesn't take much longer.
Great mk: Yah, this is really getting boring.
Kingnoob: Just as I thought.
Milky: What is it!?!
Kingnoob: It's a scribe that an old Gedunian friend gave to me.
Art: What's on it?
Kingnoob: It's a chart, I know that i've heard the name Merk before.
Milky: Really? I never heard about her in the storys we were told.
Kingnoob: ...Just as I feared.
Kelly: What is it dad?
Kingnoob: You guys head out, stall Merk at all costs.
Chuckie: Stall?
Earthy: How?
Kingnoob: Go, I must speak with the origanal clan members.
Art: Where do you want to go?
Kingnoob: The Kinoob palace.
: Wait...Kinoob...Kingnoob...the city is named after Chuckie!!
Chuckie: Can I please eat him?
Kingnoob: No.
Chuckie: Grr.
Art creates a portal to Lizzy's throne room, and then he creates a portal to a place Kingnoob showed him on the gold scroll. The battlem of there lives was about to begin. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
The beast ran towards there hiding spot, it got closer...closer...closer....but then eventually it hit its head on the tree they were hiding behing and fell unconcious.
Ben: Uhh...
Socks: Did we win?
Hayes: Actually...yes.
The four climb out of the whole to find Ulles on the ground, a lump on his head.
Ulles: Peenet booter.
Socks: Did he just say peanut butter?
Ben: Ssh!
Ulles: Hy. Mee hed hertz.
Rohane: What did he say?
Ben: I really don't know.
Ulles: Hoongre!
Rohane: Maybe we can feed him Socks.
Socks: A beast isn't going to eat our-...oh.
Ben: No, I have some spare beef in my bag...
Meanwhile Kingnoob had once again left the room and brought back a sheet of gold paper.
Milky: What's that?
Kingnoob: Hold on.
Gil: I hope this old guy doesn't take much longer.
Great mk: Yah, this is really getting boring.
Kingnoob: Just as I thought.
Milky: What is it!?!
Kingnoob: It's a scribe that an old Gedunian friend gave to me.
Art: What's on it?
Kingnoob: It's a chart, I know that i've heard the name Merk before.
Milky: Really? I never heard about her in the storys we were told.
Kingnoob: ...Just as I feared.
Kelly: What is it dad?
Kingnoob: You guys head out, stall Merk at all costs.
Chuckie: Stall?
Earthy: How?
Kingnoob: Go, I must speak with the origanal clan members.
Art: Where do you want to go?
Kingnoob: The Kinoob palace.
: Wait...Kinoob...Kingnoob...the city is named after Chuckie!!
Chuckie: Can I please eat him?
Kingnoob: No.
Chuckie: Grr.
Art creates a portal to Lizzy's throne room, and then he creates a portal to a place Kingnoob showed him on the gold scroll. The battlem of there lives was about to begin. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
30-Nov-2008 08:38:18 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 04:06:58 by Sirapyro
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