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Chapter143 - Pk

pk:alright that goes far enough! inrova put me in the elve cookie making factory!

elve:hey you stop talking and get back to work!

pk:no!

elve:why you big!

pk kills him

pk:haha!

elve 2:he is a murderer!

pk:no im not!

elve 3:kill the noob!

pk:why does everyone think i am a noob!?!

random noob: people say im a noob too!

pk:well you are a noob!

knocked unconcious by an elve

pk:huh? what heppened? why am i dangling over a boiling pit of...cookie dough?

elve3:you will die now!

they drop pk into the cookie dough but he is unaffected and eats his way out.

elve 4:i told you cookie dough wouldnt work!

killed by pk

pk:alright are you guys going to let me go?

dramatic music plays

pk:whats happening?

mouse:eek!

pk: oh its just a little mouse.

the mouse turns to a deon duck!

pk: ok idid not see that coming!

demon:QUACK!

pk:...

demon:QUACK!

pk:...

demon:QUACK!

pk:not scary.

demon:really?

explodes and all that is left of him is a feather that explodes and kills an elve when he picked it up

pk: O_o

elve 5:you gonna kill the rest of us?

pk is long gone.

elve mom:what did i miss!?!

elve 5: mom we were just going to kill someone!

meanwhile...

inversion:now no random event on earth can stop me!

mom:here inversion for you.

inversion:thanks.

opens the box and a pirahna jumps out and starts eating his face.

inversion: ow! get it off! get it off! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Sirapyro

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Chapter144 - Terbans

terbans:uhh...mort myre!?! eww!

swamp slime:eww? this is my home!

chucks a rock and the rock gets stuck in the slime.

swamp slime:wtf!?!

energy beturns a pillar and the pillar lands on the slime.

slime:mommy.

gets crushed.

terbans:alright now...

energy beturns herself out of her cage.

terbans:now to get out of this swamp.

terbans starts to walk for the gates when a swamp gator rises from the lake behind her.

gator:rrr...

terbans: oh dear.

turns around and sees the 14ft tall gator.

gator:raaaaaah!

terbans:...

energy betuns the ground to make a stone bike that she can ride.

gator:raaah!

crocodile hunter: oy matey i will catch this demon!

terbans:you are supposed to be dead!

crocodile hunter:in like another milenium i will be!

starts to wretle the gator and wins.

terbans: O_o

crocodile hunter:another sucsesful catch.

abducted by giant eagle.

terbans:i had better get out of here.

seraya:follow me terbans i will take you to your friends.

terbans:thank you.

meanwhile!

pk:why didnt i get saved!

detro:im here now so i will take you to your friends!

pk:alright.

meanwhile again...

guntad: only 3 more members of the clan...

rallet:now where to master guntad?

guntad:draynor...retreive ryan.

rallet:yes sir. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Sirapyro

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Chapter145 - Ryan

ryan:-exhales-

kicks he prison bars again.

prince ali:it is no use we will never get out!

ryan:i will break us out!

kicks the bars again but nothing happens.

prince ali:those bars are unbreakable!

ryan:there has to be a way out of here!

hits the bars yet again.

prince ali:you will never break down those bars...just face it we are stuck here!

ryan:no! i will break out and i will get back to my clan!

prince ali:i am tired of telling you hat you will NEVER break out of here!

ryan: oh yeah? watch me!

hits the bars dozens of times in a row then finaly gives it a jumping kick and sends the cage door flying crushing the jail keeper.

ryan:never break out huh?

there is an arrow lodged in prince alis head.

ryan:uh-oh.

gaurd ranger:time to die!

shoots multiple arrows but ryan avoids them all and then kills the gaurd.

ryan:alright i have to get out of here!

gaurd mage:yah right noob!
uses a bind spell.

ryan:let me go!

gaurd mage:never!

starts waping ryan with a pillow.

ryan: a pillow?

breaks out of bind then books it.

ryan:i am not staying there any longer!

gaurd mage:get back here!

ryan chucks a rock a the mage and the mage swallows it and chokes on it then dies.

ryan: noob!

rallet:stop!

ryan:huh?

rallet:i will take you to your friends my name is rallet.

ryan:awesome! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter146 - Blood

blood:h...help!

lava person:muahahaha!

blood:w...where am i?

lava person:the secret volcano of course!

blood:what are you going...going to do with me?

lava person:we are going...to burn you muahahahahahahahahaha!

blood:n..no! please dont!

lava person:neeyehhehehehehehehehehehe!

blood:-thinks-thats right just lower me alittle mre...

takes out a chip and chucks it into the lave person muth then the lava person chokes and dies.

blood:thank youtasty snack!

eats one.

blood:mmm.

lava person 2:die!

blood poors a bucket of water on the person and the peron turns to rock.

lava person 2:ah crud.

blood:now then i need to get away from this volcan...volcan...erupting volcano!

lava person 1:haha i cant choke!

consumed by lava.

blood:i had better get ou of here!

collapses a mole hole.

mole:hey now where am i going to live!

insinerated by lava.

mole:doesnt matter...ow!

blood:ahh! the lava is gaining!

duke:-tarzan scream.-

blood: ok i do not need to dee the duke of lumbridge in the middle of the forset where the minumum of clothing!

duke:what i like to where tarzan clothes.

grabs blood and swings them both to safety.

blood:how did you squirt a vine from your hand?...and who is tarzan!?!

duke:nvm i will take you to your friends.

blood:...at least they where pants...and shirts.

duke:its is a tarzan robe!

blood:you are running around in ragged brwn undies how is that a robe!?!

duke:there brown!?! i thought i bought the white version...oh...i did-blushes- Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter147 - Derponet

derponet:...im in a castle?

gaurd:master inversions castle!

inversion:isnt kingnoob here?

gaurd:he escaped and he was in a seperate dungeon.

derpponet:uhh.

after five minutes of walking derponet is thrown onto the ground at inversions feet.

inversion:gaurd!

gaurd:yes sir?

inversion:you get a gold medal for bringing me derponet...finally.

gaurd:yay!

the gaurd leaves.

inversion:now then...derponet!

derponet:what do you want from me!?!

inversion:you can heal your friends even when they are dead so i need to kill you so that i can kill them.

takes out a dragon 2-hander.

inversion:any last words!?!

derponet:drill sargenat!

inversion:drill...aww geez.

drill sargenat:lets go inversion.

takes inversion to the training camp.

drill sargeant:alright do push-ups.

does push-ups.

ds:now do jumping jacks!

does jumping jacks.

ds:now do rolls.

does...err rolls on the ground.

8 hours later...

ds:now do more jumping jacks.

introva: (sweaty and exausted)am i done?

d:sorry i got carried away.

teleports him back to his lair.

inversion:what no prize?

derponet:baby!

inversion:i thought that you would have left!

derponet: duh!

inversison:raah!

picks up his sword and kills derponet.

inversion:now my victory is assured.

meanwhile...

guntad:...derponet is dead...that is the entire clan...we must tell kingnoob that he has lost 3 members today...derponet,frugoo,and master. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter148 - The clan reunites

kingnoob:blue!

blue:lizzy!

lizzy:scruffy!

scruffy: *oksie!

ooksie:weve been with each other the hle time the rest of the clan was seperated!

scruffy: oh yah...

nubles: ooksie how i missed you!

coolz:mr.fwuffems! i am never letting you out of my sight again!

mr.fwuffems: oy.

lee:chi-chi are you alright!?!

chi-chi:yah.

blue:lizzy are you ok?

lizzy:yah im fine.

player:hey terbans.

terbns:hi.

blood:i am still in shock from the duke!

duke:well i didnt know!

guntad: people people settle down! now ten i have some bad news...derponet was killed so frugoo can not be healed.

rainrain:what!?!

looks at frugoos body then starts crying.

frugoo:...laugh needs to work on his aim!

all:wtf!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

frugoo:i had you guys there didn i?

rainrain:fru...

faints.

frugoo:rainrain?

guntad:also master feind4 has disapeared also!

kingnoob:master!

guntad:he may be alive but he is missing.

detro: (thinks) yah missing in an iceburg!

guntad:now for outr main objective...taking out introva once and for all!

all:yah!

kingnoob:...hmmm there is something about guntad that...seems suspicous.

ser:he saved us so he cant be that bad.

kingnoob:yah...

guntad: (thinks) perfect...first introva...then kingnoob! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter149 - The funeral

kingnoob:i cant believe that derponet...is gone!

1 hour later...

priest:we are cluttered here today to...worship the death of...

kingnoob:worship!?!

preist:fine...honor the death of derponet...a mighty mage and friend of...kingnoob...and his clan! now he is dead so...we can all cele...sulk in his death with cookies and ice cream!

blue:this guy is a total nub.

kelteo:at least he doesnt kill chickens.

all:

kelteo:what?

blood:derponet was a good friend...even though i only really knew him for 4 chapters...he was still an awesome friend.

kingnoob:now that derponet is gone...i will avenge his death INTROVA MUST DIE!

coolz:calm down kingnoob!

kingnoob: i...i cant belive that he is gone!

mr.fwuffems:none of us can but sulking isnt going to help!

ooksie:yah!

whistles and the army of animals walk up.

ooksie:this will.

nubles: ooksie! you have controlof the ardougne zoo animals!?!

ooksie:yah pretty much.

nubles: O_o

Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter150 - The search

kingnoob:alright...before we kill introva...we need to find master!

mk:leave that to me and kelteo...we three are a team!

kingnoob: ok.

kelteo:lets go!

the two look everywhere for master but can not find him any where

mk:where could master be?

kelteo:i dont know...

kills a chicken that killed a chicken.

kelteo:my head hurts from confusion!

mk:lets try the polar region!

the two walk to the ice castle near rellaka.

kelteo:hi my name is kelteo a friend of mster and we were wondering....have you ever met master!?!

ice queen:m...master? the ica wwhale?

both: O_o

ice queen:it means he can control ice!

both: oh

ice queen:sorry he disapeared after someone named detro knocked him into the ocean.

kelteo:...detro? detro!?! detro is guntads assisstant!

mk:why that no good little punk we will kill him for knocking master into the coldest ocean in runescape!

the two leave and it shows in the middle of the ocean...master still frozen...and perfectly preserved. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter151 - The attack part 1

guntad:alright as soon as kelteo and mk get back we will attack introva and he shall fall!

kelteo:YOU!

runs up and grabs detro by the neck.

detro:what are you doing!?!

kelteo:you knocked master into the ice ocean!

detro: (thinks) gotta lie.

detro: no i didnt! i was trying to recover him but he ran away from me and he fell in!

lizzy:he is telling the truth...its a mage thing.

blue:thats awesome!

mk:so...we start the attack?

guntad:yes now get your armour and weapons we attack at dawn!

meanwhile...

inversion:clover...z...welcome to mt alience.

z:thank you master inversion.

clover:im in this for pumpkin.

pumpkin:aw shucks.

2nd: pumpkin! get over here!

pumpkin:coming!

inversion:...they are going to attack...but i will thwart guntads plans.

back with kingnoob...

kingnoob:alright now lets suit up!

everyone grabs a suit of dragon from guntad supply closet and pts it on.

player:alright...terbans i have an energy beturning trick that i want to show in case we need it.

terbans:alright.

lizzy:alright that should be enough runes hendrick.

hendrick:hi im hendrick ok boss.

lizzy:LEAVE!

throws hendrick all the way back to kinoob.

kingnoob:...i dont know...maybe this is a trap.

seraya:we wnt introva dead just as much as you do kingnoob...we are on your side.

fancy:lets kick some introva but! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter152 - The attack part 2

kingnoob:alright we are all suited up and it is noon...we are ready to attack!

guntad: ok but introv** castle is on a small island in the middle of the ocean...about 8 miles south of ape atoll.

ooksie:hmmm...

nubles: ooksie...call the animal army!

ooksie:guntad has a seperate boat for them...they are all loaded.

nubles: ok.

krazy:...lets go!

scruffy:im ready to fight!

everyone boards the boats and head south.

guntad:...i should warn everyone...there is a huge defense system half a mile from the castle! we ill have to get by that in order to reach introva!

blue:it will probably be lead by one of introv** clan mates so we can expect to see some familiar faces!

duke:lets just do this!

blood:i am still sick!

duke:get over it!

detro:silence!

guntad:we are sailing over serpant infested waters...

serpant:nyaaah!

fancy:whoa we are surrounded by eight serpants!

terbans: player! that mave will come in handy!

player:right!

both start energy beturning the water and it makes a huge whirlpool that pulls all of the serpants back under water.

player:it worked!

terbans:well what do you know...

guntad:...PIRATES!

frugoo:great.

pirate:seize there ship!

shot by kingnoobs arrow.

guntad:keep that up!

kingnoob:i am running low on arrows!

blue:heres some!

shoots down all of the pirates.

blood:what was the point of the pirates?

siradam157:drama.

blood: oh. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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