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Chapter133 - Frugoo


frugoo:mm?

ogre:hello brother.

frugoo: wtf!?!

ogre:dont be alarmed brother.

frugoo:i thought ogres were kilers.

ogre:then i guess you dont know us to well.

ogre king:is brother awake?

ogre:yah but he think we killers.

frugoo:sorry i just though that ogres were evil.

ogre king:normally yes but you different human.

frugoo:?

ogre king:you great grandpapa married ogre queen then was killed by a nitron dude.

frugoo:

ogre king: ogre queen had human baby you dad then you born,you from ogre royal family

frugoo:

faints.

ogre king:he ok?

ogre:he needs rest.

1 hour later.

frugoo:i am from ogre royality!?!

ogre king:yep you must take throne whrn i die.

frugoo:i need to get back to my clan though!

ogre king:you lead ogres! not follow humans!

?????????:how very touching...frugoo!

frugoo:LAUGH!

laugh:in the flesh.

frugoo:wha are you going to do? kill your old friend!?!

laugh:i thought i killed you long ago...now i am finishing you off once and for all!

rallet:look out!

kicks laugh away.

rallet:run!

ogre: protect ogre prince from intruders!

laugh: ogre prince? hah! frugoo is a weakling!

frugoo takes an ogre club and runs towards laugh with it.

laugh:come and get it!

dodges frugoo and then stabs him.

frugoo:*r!

rallet:no!

ogre:kill him!

the ogres lunge ar laugh but laugh kills them all off and ges away.

rallet:i will take you to your friends frugoo.

frugoo:

rallet: oh right your dead...well your mage friend can heal you. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter135 - Blue


blue:why does introva have to taunt my name being a color?

dolphin:?

blue is in the middle ocean and can not see any land.

blue:i just know that introva is making fun of me with this!

shark:he also left me dinner!

blue:

shark: oh sorry roar!

blue: (sarcastic) ahh please dont eat me.

shark:hes not scared!

runs away crying.

blue:lol nooby shark!

shark:actualy i am a pool shark not a nooby...

blue kills it.

blue:such a nooby shark.

1 hour later...

blue:hungry...hu8ngry...hungry.

sticks his hand in the water and pulls out a crab.

blue:food!

fill in the blanks...

blue:meanie crab!

the cage rusts and breaks.

blue:im free!

swims to a dserted island.

blue:great...survivor.

seagull:lol noob!

blue: oh be quiet!

seagull:what are you going to do about it!?!

blue chucks a coc*nut at the seagull and it dies.

blue:dumb bird!

rallet:you there!

blue:im saved!

blue boards rallets boat and explains to blue what is going on and takes blue to guntads base.

meanwhile...

introva:those frogs scammed me big time!

laugh:is that why you are brushing your teeth...with beetle juice?

introva:the frogs strike again!

laugh:my name.

introva:?

laugh:laugh lol get it?

introva: oh.

stinky:introva...you are drinking lizard guts...

introva:~~~~~~~~~~~ those frogs!

all:

introva:sorry.

all:

introva:what?

all:

introva:something on me isnt there?

poison plant:

introva:eek!

takes the fruit and eats and he is healed but is knocked unconcious.

all: Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter136 - Lizzy.


lizzy:introva is not very smart now is he?

kinoob citizen:no your highness.

frees lizzy.

lizzy:sending me o my own city to be held captive...how...lame.

kinoob citizen:i agree.

lizzy:alright i need to get back to my clan!

a purple tornado apears in front of lizzy.

lizzy:what the?

??????:hello lizzy!

hendrik:hi im hendrik.

??????:silence!

hendrik:hi im hendrik ok.

??????:i said be silent!

hendrik:hi im hendrik and i said ok.

??????:say one more word and i kill you!

hendrik:hi im hendrik you got it.

??????: omg! it isnt worht it!

disapears.

all:

hendrik:hi im hendrik what? what did i do?

lizzy:you scared off a bad guy.

hendrik:hi im hendrik really?

kicks hendrik miles away.

lizzy:thats better.

??????:yah it is better huh?

lizzy:gaurds!

??????: omg!

leaves again.

lizzy:that guy is a freak.

hendrik(in the distance): hi im hendrik yah he is!

lizzy throws a cannonball at hendrik.

hendrik:hi im hendrik noooooooo!

splat.

hendrik:hi im hendrik ow!

lizzy:

detro:are you lizzy toprunguppy?

lizzy: toprunguppy?

detro:...oops thats my grammys last name are you lizzy4501?

lizzy:yah.

detro:i will take you to your friends.

lizzy:thanks.

meanwhile...

introva:where is derponet!?!

...

introva:whos there?

molly:introva i need your help.

introva:yah yah i will capture your sister.

goes in and captures a random girl.

game:wrong!

grabs another random girl.

game:wrong!

introva:what! i grabbed one that looked just like you!

molly:i was going to say grab my evil twin brother!

moe:haha losers!

introva: oh.

molly teleports introva to the chaos element.

introva:since when can these people teleport you!? Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter137 - Kelteo.


kelteo: ok where on runescape am i!?!

announcer:welcome to the anual chicken killing tournaments!

crowd:YAH!!!

kelteo:what!?!

chicken killer:i will wipe them out this year arnold!

arnold:yah right!

kelteo:arent you way ahead of your time?

arnold: uh...

disapears in a puff of smoke.

kelteo:...

chicken killer:now i will win for sure!

kelteo: (steaming)you....wil...not...kil...one...chicken!

chicken killer:whos gonna stop me?

kills his first chicken.

kelteo:RAAAH!

he yells so loud it breaks him out of his cage and it shatters introv** crystal ball that he is using to watch all of this.

introva:aww man!

mom:time for a maze.

introva:no problem.

mom: ok just get through here without touching the walls and within in the time limit...or we will teleport you somewhere.

introva:no problem!

there are no doors to go through.

introva:no fair!

mom:times up!

teleports introva to the scarb lord.

introva: oh come on!

back with kelteo...

kelteo:CHICKEN KILLING CONTEST!

kills the announcer.

security gaurd:kelteo your for da cage!

kills the gaurd by screaming.

kelteo:I WILL WIPE OUT EVERY ONE WHO KILLS A CHICKEN...AND NOTHING WILL STOP ME!

serayaLkelteo i can take you to your friends.

kelteo: oh really? then lets go!

seraya:...this job is to easy! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter138 - Krazy


krazy:...yes...i want a bag of cookies.

dog sticks nose in cage and licks krazy awake.

krazy:huh wha?

man:...

krazy:where am i?

man:...

krazy looks around.

krazy:lumbridge?

man nods head.

krazy: of course.

man:...

krazy:what!?!

woman:he is muted.

krazy:the game is real life how is he muted.

man has shifty eyes the books it.

krazy:he wasnt really muted was he?

woman:he was when the game was...a game!

krazy:how could he be muted!?! he is an npc!

woman:dont ask me!

krazy:sorry.

picks up his sword and breaks out.

krazy:alright now time to...

lumbridge castle fuses with the wall and turns into a huge limestone demon.

krazy:this could be bad.

demon:herraaah!

krazy starts to run but can not avoid it.

krazy:help!

deomn:raahahaahahahahaha!

someone chucks a rock at the demon and the demon dies.

krazy:what the?

duke:the castle is always doing that...lucky you i know its weak point.

krazy:

duke:just find your friends.

krazy:how?

duke:i will take you after all guntad ordered me to bring you all back to base.

krazy:well at least someone wants to help us!

duke:yah help.

meanwhile...

inrova:i want derponet inthis room! i want kingnoob to die! and i want the random events to go bye bye! starts crying like a baby.

laugh:cry baby!

introva: i would kill you if it wasnt true! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter139 - Fancy


fancy:al-kharid? why the soda pop am in al-kharid!?!

person:nub!

fancy:nub!?!

person:yah nub!

fancy: oh please dont make me kill you.

person:you to nubis* to kill me!

fancy does a series of "fancy" agility moves and breaks out of the cage with his weapons and smites the person.

fancy:al-kharid huh?

al-kharid:yep.

fancy:

al-kharid:

fancy:must be hearing things.

al-kharid(thinks):yah hearing things.

fancy:alright(takes out script)i need to...beg to get my friends back like a baby!

siradam157:just do it!

fancy:i refuse!

siradam157: please.

fancy throws a rock in the sky.

siradam157: ow! good aiming you hit me and saradomin.

sara:now i am never coming down there ever again!

fancy:...all of you just go away!

siradam and sara: ok.

fancy:thanks now then i need to find my friends!

rallet:i can take you to them.

fancy:thanks...whatever your name is.

rallet:rallet.

fancy: oh.

meanwhile...

???????:hehehe.

a red gas floats into a demonic body.

???????:hehehe lets see kingnoob defeat me this time.

lightning strikes meaning only one thing...this person is zamorak!

zamorak:you little spoiler

sorry!

zamorak:where was i? mhhmhhh ah yes i will kill kingnoob and claim my vengance...for he is the real threat to my plans.

introva walks up and bows to zamorak.

zamorak:what is it introva!?!

introva:wandom events keep hurting me!

zamorak:then i will make you stronger.

transforms introva...to inversion!

inversion:thank you master. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter140 - Nubles


nubles:karamja...of course!

hops and hits his head on the ceiling.

nubles:hmmmm....

hops so much he breaks himself free.

nubles: oh yeah i rock!

native:you noob!

nubles:don kill me!

native 2:joe spare the noob!

joe:come on paul!

paul:no spare noob!

nubles:i am not a noob!

both:yes you are!

nubles:

joe:let me kill the noob!

paul:no joe he just a noob he shouldnt die!

joe:but he a noob on karamja!

paul:no matter he can leave.

joe:dont make me shout!

paul:...

joe:fine i wont shout!

paul:thanks.

joe:now then...let me kil...

nubles kills joe.

paul:YOU NOOB!

kills paul.

nubles:sorry...but that was getting annoying!

natives:he killed joe and paul!

nubles: aw jeez.

runs to the docks.

nubles:heelp!

captain:why?

killed by native.

nubles:dont kill me!

detro comes in and kills all of the natives.

nubles:am i dead?

detro:no my name is detro and we need to get out of here.

nubles:no kidding.

both run so fast they go over the water with no boat.

nubles:ive never moved that fast before.

detro:neither have i.

ubles:i dont think i want to!

detro:lets go get your friends.

nubles:gladly. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter142 - Milkshake


milkshake:lol well this has been fun but...
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flashback
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milkshake:rrgle...where am i?

creature:...

milkshake:where am i?

gaurd:falador.

milkshake: ok introva is not very smart!

female gaurd:hi.

milkshake:hi can you let me out?

female gaurd:sure.

lets him out.

female gaurd:your free to go.

milkshake:thanks

runs off.

female gaurd:they do it every time!

milkshake:alright now where is my clan?

creature:rrr...

milkshake:...

creature:raaaah!

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end flashback
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creature:yah this has been fun...drinking tea and playing with dolls.

milkshake:you told me they were action figures and hot cocoa!

creature:uhh...

kills self.

milkshake: ah well might as well find the clan.

duke:hello milkshake.

milkshake:what is runescape coming to? the duke of lumby in falador!?!

duke:my master has ordered me to take you to his base so we can reunite your guys clan.

milkshake: oh.then lets go!

meanwhile:...

inversion:hehehe now i am unstopable!

sandwhich lady: hi inversion have a pickle on me!

takes everything.

sandwhich lady:uhh...-head explodes-

inversion:haha!

person:i wanted a sandwhich!

bully:no one messes with person!

inversion:where did you guys come from!?!

gets beaten into a rug.

inversion: ow. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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