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Chapter344 - The original KBD part two

The dragon Sniffs all five body's then licks its lips ready for its long awaited lunch. As it goes to chomp Ser's head the San-Tar glows and a spirit emerges from it.

Spirit: *Picks up the San-Tar and instantly charges at the dragon.*
Dragon: O_o

*Blows fire.*
Spirit: *Holds up the San-Tar and shoots a blast of wind at the flames.*

The dragon seemed even more enraged at the sight of this spirit's power. Despite the dragons poor eyesight it could still see the male spirit in saggy robes and a long beard.

Spirit: You are a gaurdian, I am an assigner. I am a creator. My sister's staff has possesed you.
Dragon: (Master ordered me to gaurd Sur-Van with my life, and that's what I plan to do!)
Spirit: *Vanishes then reappears on the dragon's head.* I warned you beast.*The San-Tar glows a sickly green color and the dragon knew that it had been poisoned.*
Dragon: GRAAAAAH!
Spirit: *Disapears and Blue wakes up.*
Blue: Ok...i've fainted before but never to an oder!*Wakes up Wave and Kingnoob.*
Hi: *Wakes up on own.* What did I miss?
Dragon: *Walks slowly over the the four clan members and lifts its tail and a last effort to kill them.*
Kingnoob: Run!*Trips while running.*
Dragon: *Smiles a little and limps over to Kingnoob. It lifts its foot to crush and him.*
Kingnoob: No!*Shoots balck energy from hands which turns the dragon to stone.*Whoa...this staff is awesome!
Blue: It's weird...these weapons activate themsleves.
Ser: *Wakes up.* Whoa, who made a dragon sculpture?
Kingnoob: Me, now let's find Survanet's staff.
Wave: I wonder...*Hits the dragon lightly with his finger.*

The dragon crumbles to rubble and reveals a dusty old glowing staff.

Hi: Alright, we got it.
Kingnoob: Let's go.

While no one is looking Kingnoob puts the orb into his pocket. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:46:09 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:27:12 by Sirapyro

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Chapter345 - Ten minutes of horror

Rat: I wonder what's taking them so long.
Lizzy: well they have to fight two dragons.
Hendrik: But they should be fine as long as they have those weapons.
Kingnoob: *Climbs up ladder.*Freedome!
Blue: That was a close fight.
Wave: *Climbs up holding the Sur-Van.*Never climb while holding a staff like this.
Lizzy: I'll take that.*Csts a spell that shrinks the Sur-Van and she puts it in her bag.*
Wave and Milkshake: Aww.
Ryan: Now what?
Kingnoob: ...We go back to Survanet!
Ryan: Of course.
Kingchoob: Who's she?
All: O_o

: What?
All: GRRR!
O_o

: What?
Chuckie: Well, more bad news. No one has ever survived the wilderness during...the ten minutes of horror.
Kingnoob: What's that?
Chuckie: It's a time in the wild where the most dangerous and strongest creatures eat there dinner.
Lee: *Gulp.*
Uji*o: Chuckie's just playing with us.
Giant demon: *Sneaks up behind Ujiko.*
Nubles: T-turn around.
Ujiko: Wh-AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!*
Giant demon: *Eats Ujiko in two bites.*
Chuckie: Alright, back down!
Giant demon: Rrrrrr!
Chuckie: I am not!
Giant demon: Grrrrrr.
Chuckie: That goes far enough.*Shoots fire from his hands killing the other demon.*
All:

Chuckie: They don't call me a Zamorak demon for nothing.
Wave: I was begining to think they did.
Chuckie: No wait...it's the hour of horror.
All: Aaaaah!
^_^

: Getusoutofhere!

Everyone suddenly finds themselves in front of Survanets castle. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:46:10 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:27:53 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter346 - The Alter of energy

Kingnoob: SURVANET! WE HAVE YOUR STAFF!
Blue: She must be in the castle somewhere.
Chuckie: Or shopping.
All: *Look at Chuckie.*
Chuckie: I'm used to being looked at.
Wave: Well, we should probably find her.
Kingchoob: FIND!!*Runs inside.*
Rat: We should probably catch up with him.
Lizzy: *Sighs then dashes off after Kingchoob.*
Noppa: Alright, we need to check every room of the castle.
Lee: Split up!

Every clan member(except for Chuckie)scout the entire castle for any trace of the Gedunian queen, but they find none.

Zee: I think she was scamming us.
Wave: You think?
Chuckie: Can I say something?
Kingnoob: Maybe there's an underground section somewhere.
Chuckie:

*Opens a trapdoor.*
Kingnoob: Oh, right.
Chuckie: Last one down is a rotten egg!*Dives down the trapdoor.*
Hi: I didn't hear a crash...it must be far down.
Hendrik: Then let's get started.

After climbing down a rather short ladder they start descending a very...very...very...very...very long staircase. At the bottom they find a long path and Chuckie with his head stuck in the ground.

Chuckie: *Muffled cries.*
Kingnoob: Wave help me.*Pulls Chuckie out.*
Hi: Well, we should probably head down this path.
Chuckie: I'm smart, i'm not going down there!
Rat: You dove into a trapdoor that fell about 2,000 feet...that isn't very smart.
Chuckie: Ok ok i'll come.

And so the clan traveled down a dimly lit cavern that seemed to stretch on forever until they saw a small light ahead... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:46:10 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:28:19 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter347 - The alter of energy part two

The clan literaly raced to light...Lizzy won because of ancients.

Kingnoob: Cheater!
Lizzzy: You said we could do anything.
Kingnoob: I didn't mean freezing all of us!
Blue: You were in last either way.
Kingnoob: ...I know.
Chuckie: Whoa.
Hi: Wha-Whoa.

Prepare to say whoa yourself because what they saw was a 40ft stone table with three indentations on the lower wall.

Kingnoob: What, what is this?
Milky: I think this is the alter of energy...I thought it was just a legend.
Chuckie: How can you even think? You're still in diapers!
Milky: Do you want to eat one!?!
Chuckie: No thanks!(Don't mess with talking baby's.)
Kingnoob: The Alter of energy...then what are these indentations?
Blue: One looks like a sword.
Kingnoob: This one looks like a staff.
Lizzy: This one looks like Survanets staff.*Puts Survanet's staff into the indentation.*
Blue: *Puts the San-Tar in his indentation.*
Kingnoob: *Puts the Keh-Tar-Cah in the last indentation.*

All three weapons glow yellow then are pulled deeper intop the stone. another hole opens up on the wall revealing a ball shaped indentation.

Hi: Now we need to put something in there.
Blue: Like what?
Wave: Well we could chop off-
Chuckie: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!
Kingnoob: I think they want this...*Puts the orb into the slot.*

Once again the wall begins to shift but this time a small slab of stone comes out of the ground. Once it stops moving it glows green, yellow, and blue at the same time. Three spirits emerge from the light and sit on the slab.

Spirit1: I am Santaren.
Spirit2: I am Kehter-Cahra.
Spirit3: And I am Survanet. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:59:17 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:29:15 by Sirapyro

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Chapter348 - The Alter of energy part three

Survanet: You have completed the task I assigned you, now we shall answer all of your questions.
Blue: First, what's going on?
Santaren: Each of us were great warriors centurys ago.
Kehter-Cahra: But then one day everything turned upside down.
Survanet: To Gedunians it is known as the start of human arrogance, but to humans it was known as the god wars.
Santaren: Towards the end of the war the three of us each created a weapon, the San-Tar.
Kehter-Cahra: The Keh-Ter-Cah.
Survanet: The Sur-Van.
Kehter-Cahra: With these weapons we helped end the war, but we knew that if our weapins got into the wrong hands the war might start again.
Survanet: So we hid them. Me and Kehtar-Cahra allowed Grazelda to find our weapons and hide them in the Zamorak zone and the land of eternal shadows.
Kehter-Cahra: He assigned gaurds that could only be defeated by those worthy enough to use these weapons.
Santaren: Then I broke my sword into five weaker swords that I hid around Runescape.
Survanet: And now, hundreds of years later you bring all three weapons back together.
Wave: Is the dark king alive?
Santaren: The dark king? He died centuries ago.
Nubles: Then you aren't up to date.
Chuckie: About a year ago he ruled Runescape and killed thousands.
Kehtar-Cahra: We had...if we had known then we would have stopped him.
Survanet: But yes, he's alive.
Santaren: You will find him in his palace.
Kehtar-Cahra: But, the return of your enemy's is not his doing.
Kingnoob: Then who's is it?
Survanet: That, you must discover on your own.

All three spirit's vanish and the orb comes out of the wall, the weapons do not.

Kingnoob: ...Looks like we have to travel to the dark king's castle.
Blue: And after that, we have to find out who's leading our enemy's.

to be continued... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:59:17 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:30:10 by Sirapyro

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Chapter349 - Journey

Kingnoob: We have a very long journey...are you guys sure you all want to come?
Wave: Of course!
Hi: We're partners!
Blue: We got yo back.
Chuckie: I don't want to go.
All: Grrr.
Chuckie: Ok fine!
Kingnoob: Thanks guys, now where is that castle exactly?
Chuckie: It's just beyond castle wars. Or in easier terms, the other side of Runescape.
Blue: We don't have forever!
Lizzy: Maybe I can teleport us.
Wave: Do it!
Lizzy: *Tries to cast the spell but fails.*My magic isn't working!
Milkshake: Neither is mine!
^_^

: Givemeahamsandwhich! My powers are gone too.
Hendrik: And I can't make any runes!
Kingnoob: This is weird...something is blocking out your abilities.
Blue: Great, if we don't get to that castle soon the the dark king will surely destroy Runescape.
Kingchoob: There's nothing else we can do?
Noppa: No.
Milky: Hmmmm...I have an idea.
All: What?
Milky: We're going to need some metal, hurry people!
All: Right!

After thirty minutes of searching the castle the clan drops a large pile of metal objects in front of Milky.

Milky: Noppa, smelt all of these into a giant platform with your sword.
Noppa: *Nods, and creates a platform large enough for everyone to stand on.*
Milky: Now mer're going to need firepower and some wheels.
Nubles: That's me.*Shoots ice under platform.*
Milky: That works, now we will need a large sourceof fire.
Kingnoob: How are we gonna get that?
Chuckie: I can help there.

Chuckie stands on the back part of the platform and shoots fire from his hands moving the platform.

Milky: I know it isn't very fast, but it should get us
there quicker than on foot.

And so, the created the world's first land cruiser. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:59:18 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:30:38 by Sirapyro

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Chapter350 - Another vision?

Kingnoob: How close are we?
Blue: We should be there in a few more hours.
Chuckie: Ugh!
Rat: Quiet!
Chuckie: Grr.
Kingnoob: Well let's rest.

The platform hits a bump and Kingnoob feels a sudden shock.

Kingnoob: Where am I? Great another vision!
Guide: Hello? Earth to nooby player!
Kingnoob: Huh? Where am I?
Guide: You're on tutorial island, this is your first day on the game.
Kingnoob: But, I don't have the staff...the Orb!*Looks in pockets but can't find it.*
Guide: Just go to the next-*Disapears.*
Kingnoob: *Appears somewhere else.*Now where am I?

The meteor once again hits Karamja and starts to crack open. Kingnoob thought he could see black ooz seeping out before he went into his next vision.

Kingnoob: This is getting really old.
Blue: What is?
Kingnoob: What's going on?
Blue: Umm...we're in the middle of our second clan war!
Lee: What's the matter with you?
Kingnoob: I don't know...but there seems to be a pattern here. The meteor must be linked to all of this. But there's been no news of a meteor crash!

Kingnoob flashes back to reality.

Wave: What happened to you?
Kingnoob: I just had another vision, or something.
Lee: About the meteor?
Kingnoob: A little, it was taking me back through my past.
Blue: That's strange.
Noppa: Well you were out for an hour so it must have been a real good dream.
Chuckie: Arm's tired, can't use much more fire.
Milky: FINE! We'll rest here for the night. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:59:19 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:31:01 by Sirapyro

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Chapter351 - The Cube

?????????: Alright gang I got dinner.
??????: Rocks again?
?????????: These are rocks!?! I thought I had bear meat.
????????: I told you it was to late to hunt.
?????????: I'm tired of this...it's only been three nights and we're already going mad!
?????????: Calm down Logic...we'll find a new home.
Logic: Those demons destroyed our home!
????????: Calm down.
Logic: Don't tell me to calm down Love!
?????????: Don't yell at her!
??????: Everyone is just tired, we should get some rest.
Love: He's probably right.
Logic: Tomorrow i'm hunting instead of Sir chris.
Chris: Well sorry i can't see in the dark!
??????: Would all please go to sleep and stop fighting!
Love: Rafmox is right, as long as we're out here we have to get along.

So the four refugees tried to sleep but a sudden scream awoke them all.

Rafmox: What was that!?!
Logic: It came from the forest.
Chris: Let's go.
Rafmox: Me and Love will gaurd the camp.
Logic: Ok, let's go.

Chris and Logic wander through the forest for a little while until they find a small girl lieing on the ground, dead.

Chris: These look like demon marks.
Logic: The demons must be closing in on our trail.
Chris: *Leans on a tree and the tree goes into the earth.*
Logic: Great, you made the tree hide.
Chris: It looks like a secret entrance to something.
Logic: I don't know about this...
Chris: It can't be that bad.

Chris and Logic jump into the hole and after they hit ground the hole is covered back up by the tree.

Chris: Look at all of these torches, someone must be down here.
Logic: Well we have to find an exit so let's start exploring. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:59:19 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:31:41 by Sirapyro

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Chapter352 - The Cube part two

The tunnels were long but narrow, as long as one of the tunnels were lit they continued.

Chris: My back! This crouching hurts.
Logic: Tell me about it.
Chris: It looks like there's another passage way upahead.
Logic: How long is this tunnel!?!

The two come out of the tunnel they were in and find themselves in an enormous room.

Chris: Whoa.
Logic: What is this place?
Chris: I don't know but look at that statue.

The Statue stood in the middle of the room. It seemed to resemble a person, but they did not know who. Even strager, a section of its chest was glowing.

Chris: There's something in there...
Logic: Alright!*Pulls out a club.*
Chris: Wait no!
Logic: *Smashes the statue and a purple cube with a circualr hole in the top and a triangular one in the bottom.*
Chris: Whoa...but smashing the statue can't be good.

The floor opens and a large Black knight stands up.

Chris: Holy!
Knight: Return the cube!
Logic: Make us!*Throws sack of dust at the Knight.*
Knight: *Catches the sack and drops it.* Return the cube!
Chris: *Pulls out ddp.* Get back!
Knight: Return the cube!
Logic: Man that's getting annoying!
Chris: *Spots a ladder.*Look!
Logic: Let's go!*Climbs up the ladder extremely fast.*
Chris: *Starts to climb but is pulled back down by the knight.*
Knight: You took the cube, prepare to meet thy doom!
Chris: You!*Throws weird ack into the knights helmet.
Knight: Prepare to meet thy doom noob!
Chris: *Dodges an attack then lights a match and puts it in the knight's helmet.*

The fire hits the sack and the Knight explodes. All that was left of it was its staf which Chris took, then left. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:59:20 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:32:09 by Sirapyro

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Chapter353 - So close

Kingnoob: No, you can not dunk Kingchoob into the acid!
Chuckie: Fun spoiler.
Blue: It is kind of odd that all of this acid is here.
Milky: We should be safe as long as we stay on the platform.
Hi: Safe is good.
Nubles: If we want to be safe then we should keep moving.
Chuckie: No! I'm tired.
Rat: I hear that the Dark king has fish.
Chuckie: !!!!!!!*Starts moving the platform twice as fast.
Wave: Really?
Rat: *Whispers.*No.

So once again they set off from the stragely acid infected town of Yanille. With only a few minutes of journey left they once again stop to make a plan.

Kingnoob: Alright, so what do we do once we get in there?
Chuckie: ...
Rat: You're the expert on this guy, how do we kill him?
Chuckie: H...he's just human. He can be killed just as easy as Wave.
Wave: Grrr!
Chuckie: All we have to do is stab him.
Kingnoob: That shouldn't be to hard.

A small earthquake knocks everyone off of the platform and it begins to float.

Milky: What the!?!
Noppa: Oh no.
Blue: What is it?

The platform is thrown away and Fostarcit slowly approaches the clan.

Kingnoob: Fostarcit!
Blue: We all know who it is.
Fostarcit: And you're time is up.
Chuckie: Been here done this.
Fostarcit: Don't interupt! Now then, prepare for the last fight of your pathetic lives.
Rat: Pathetic!?!
Scruffy: Calm down...
Rat: That is the last straw Fostarcit!*Starts frowing.*
All: Don't tell me...

Rat continues transforming until he stands up on two legs...once again becoming Introva. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:59:21 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 03:32:34 by Sirapyro

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