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Chapter334 - Loss

Kingnoob and the entire clan meet up and everyone catches up with Kingnoob. They bury Mafre and Tk in the graveyard and they start to decide what they are to do next.

Kingnoob: What do we do next?
Chuckie: I say we conquer Runescape.
All: ?
Chuckie: What? I'm bored.
Grazelda: Well, Fostarcit is still alive.
Blue: That's true.
Lee: So, we have to go back to Gedun?
Suran: That shard of glass I had you get, it was to get you into Gedun. Without it you can't get in.
Ryan: Now what?
Scruffy: Well, maybe he's in Runescape.
Noppa: Blue, there's someone that wants to speak with you.
Blue: Let them in.
????: My king, I was just attacked by a Gedunian.
Rat: How did you know Scruffy?
Scruffy: I just guessed.
Chuckie: So what are we supposed to do about it?
Ice Queen: Well, we should probably kill him.
Kingnoob: That sounds like the best idea, what's your name by the way.
????: Wave.
Chuckie: Wave...well it's better than color boy.
Blue: Color boy!?! No one calls me that!
Chuckie: *Suddenly grows buff.*
Blue: -_- Take off the muscle suit.
Chuckie: Aww.
Wave: It seems like you guys need some help.
Hi: We've got plant* of members.
grazelda: Me, Suran and the other Gedunians are gonna look for a way back into Gedun.
Kingnoob: It would seem that we have an opening.
Farmer: We, are going home.
Chuckie: Woohoo!
Kingchoob: But why?
Remraf: Since Mafre is dead...we just can't fight anymore.
Efram: Ergah!
Kingnoob: Alright, bye. Who are they?
Blue: We met them near the same time we met Chuckie.
Kingnoob: Oh. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:24:23 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:30:35 by Sirapyro

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Chapter335 - The real story begins

Kingnoob: So, where were you attacked?
Wave: Somewhere near falador.
Blue: Then that's where we need to go.
Kingnoob: ...We're not all going.
All: Huh?
Kingnoob: In that last battle against Bulk, when he killed Survanet...I learned that Bulk didn't know how to use the San-Tar. Survanet is or will be alive!
Mk: Then...it's not as easy as we thought?
Cheif: Apparently not.
Kingnoob: A smaller team will go fight Fostarcit, the rest will look for Survanet.
Lee: How are you foing to seperate the teams?
Kingnoob: Me, Blue, Wave, Milkshake, Lee, Hi, Jolt, Chuckie, and Mk will go find Fostarcit.
Chuckie: What!?! How come I have to go!?!
Kingnoob: Man, how do you guys put up with him!?!
Blue: It isn't easy.
Kingnoob: Let's move out.

Meanwhile...

Antez: Fools!
Df: They think that we're dead!?!
Gunundork: Calm down! We no longer need to attack that clan since our enemys left.
Antez: They still humiliated us.
Gunundork: Let's get them!

Meanwhile again...

Kingnoob: Rat, you're in charge of the team you're in.
Rat: Alright.
Kingnoob: Be safe.
Rat: ...Aww for old times sake!*Bites Kingnoobs nose.*
Kingnoob: Oooooooooooooo just like old times oooooow!
Blue: Be careful Lizzy.
Lizzy: Alright.
Kingnoob: Milkshake, teleport us to Falador.
Milkshake: Alright.*Teleports group 1 to Falador.*
Wave: Alright, he was just south of here.
Hi: Let's hope he's still there.
Blue: He won't be.
Chuckie: Can I please be free!?!
Blue: No!
Hi: Why do you want to be free?
Chuckie: I hate all of you! I'm only with you since I was captured.
Kingnoob: Then why don't you leave?
Chuckie: Fine, I will!*Flys away.*
Jolt: Chuckie!
All: -_-
Kingnoob: I have a feeling he'll be back...if he hated us then why didn't he steal the Keh-Ter-Cah instead of bringing me back?
Hi: He's probably just getting some fish!
Mk: He will be back. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:24:24 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:31:15 by Sirapyro

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Chapter336 - Not over

The group was laying under the stars when Chuckie finally returned.

Kingnoob: We knew you would come back.
Chuckie: O_o

Blue: Careful what you say.
Chuckie: Oh, right. While i was gathering fish I saw at least four hundred demons organized and ready to fight.
Hi: Where were they?
Chuckie: River Lum.
Jolt: Where else do you think a lazt demon would get fish?
Chuckie: Hey!
Nubles: But how!?! We killed there leader!
Kingnoob: Did we?
Mk: He was hit by a train!
Kingnoob: Remember Blackrun? He was hit but he lived. If Derponet could take two people's magic then I think he can take a train.
Wave: Who's Derponet?
Lee: He was an old ally....well, he was just playing us.
Wave: What do you mean?
Blue: He was good now he's evil, is that so hard?
Hi: What's wrong?
Blue: *Pulls out San-Tar.* Stand back demons!
Kingnoob: What are you talking about?
Blue: *Swipes at Kingnoob.*
Chuckie: Oh no.
Jolt: What is it?
Chuckie: That black demon must be alive...they can multiply and take over minds.
Kingnoob: Snap out of it!
Blue: Huh?*Falls over.*
CHuckie: That demon must be close.
???????: It's not the demon.
Kingnoob: Fo-*Sees it isn't Fostarcit.* Who are you?
???????: I'm deeply hurt that you don't remember me...maybe you'll remember my name...
Hi: Me, Jolt, and Wave won't.
???????: ...My name is Iasofer!

To be continued Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:24:24 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:31:48 by Sirapyro

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Chapter337 - Idea

Iasofer shot attack after attack trying to kill the clan. He only managed to wound Lee and Nubles.

Blue: Nubles, Lee!
Iasofer: You fools can't win!
Mk: We'll see about that!*Throw a poison dart in between Iasofer's eyes.*
Iasofer: I am a Gedunian, poison doesn't hurt me!
Kingnoob: Great.
Blue: Now what?
Kingnoob: *Holds up the Keh-Ter-Cah.*Back down Iasofer!
Iasofer: Oh I'm so scared, you think that ancient thing can hurt me?
Blue: Maybe the San-Tar can!
Iasofer: So, you have the San-Tar and the Keh-Ter-Cah huh?
Milkshake: Why do you even care?
Iasofer: I don't, but at least you don't have the Sur-Van!
Hi: The what?
Iasofer: It was queen Survanet's staff, Tarazed's stole it and hid it somewhere in the Zamorak zone many years ago.
Hi: And I'm guessing it controls Gedunian's?
Iasofer: It is one of the few things that can kill us if that's what you mean.
Chuckie: The Zamorak zone...hmmm.
Iasofer: And now pathetic humans, prepare to die!*Lunges at Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Holds up his hand and a strange black energy comes from his hand and shoots Iasofer.*
Iasofer: Im-Impossible! How can a human defeat a Gedunian?
Kingnoob: I don't know but I'm enjoying it.
Iasofer: Fine, kill me along with all of the other Gedunian's you murdered.
Kingnoob: ? If you mean Grazelda then he's alive.
Iasofer: But, you killed him in Survanet's castle!
Blue: We thought we did, but he's alive and in Runescape.
Iasofer: Then I must look for him, sorry to waste your time.*Disappears.*
Lee and Nubles: Help!
Milkshake: I'll try to treat there wounds.
Blue: That fight was pointless.
Chuckie: ...No it wasn't. I learned a few things from that fight.
Wave: Like what?
Chuckie: I'll tell you, but only because it could be the only way to save Runescape. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:46:04 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:32:13 by Sirapyro

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Chapter338 - Chuckie's story

Chuckie: Alright, there are two things I learned, one long and one short.
Blue: Then let's hear them.
Chuckie: The first thing is what Iasofer said, about the Sur-Van.
Kingnoob: What about it?
Chuckie: I think I know where it is.
Hi: Why would we want to find it?
Chuckie: If the Sur-Van, San-Tar, and Keh-Ter-Cah are all brought together what do you think will happen?
Wave: We will become all powerful.
Chuckie: Exactly, and I also remembered an entry from Grazelda's journal that said something about him hiding Survanet's staff.
Jolt: Where?
Chuckie: In the one place that Runescape and the Zamorak zone intertwine, the Lava maze.
Hi: Which mjust mean that the King black dragon is a gaurdian!
Chuckie: Correct.
Kingnoob: And what's the other thing?
Chuckie: This is more history...but I think it may have something to do with all of these villains.
Milkshake: Let's hear it.
Chuckie: A long time ago, maybe about a week before Kingnoob joined, Runescape was ruled by a tyrant, we called him the Dark king. The game was still a game then but all death's in his castle were permanent, he was said to be a level 542. His sword also caused permanent deaths outside his castle, he even attacked tutorial island sometimes. Anyways, one day a level 365 player journeyed to the castle and at the cost of his life, killed the dark king. After that day the max level for a player became 126.
Blue: I don't remember that.
Chuckie: It was kept a secret to most people.
Kingnoob: What does that have to do with anything?
Chuckie: ...I think that he might have returned and is sending all of these villains at us.
Jolt: How will we know?
Chuckie: ...The only way to know for sure is to find the Sur-Van. We must then travel to his castle just beyond castle wars, and if he's there then we will kill him.
Blue: And that should end all of our problems?
Chuckie: It should but if he isn't alive then I have no oher ideas. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:46:05 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:32:42 by Sirapyro

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Chapter339 - To the wild

Blue: We're gona need to reunite with the clan if we're going on a hug adventure.
Kingnoob: I agree, but where are they?
Chuckie: Idaho as far as i'm concerned.
Milkshake: ...They were probably gonna go to Bulk's castle to find her.
Hi: But that was...on the edge of the wilderness.
Jolt: We're in Falador, how will we catch them?
Blue: Simple...Milkshake.
Milkshake: Fine.*Teleports everyone to Varrock.*
Wave: Now we have to get there.
Blue: That's where we come in.*Holds up the San-Tar.*

The blue bubble reappears.

Kingnoob: Cool.
Wave: Weird...
Jolt: Let's go!

Meanwhile...

Lizzy: Here it is, Bulk's castle.
Hendrik: Are you sure that she's in there?
Rat: We're sure...CHARGE!
Zee: Wait...
All: What?
Zee: If she is in there...then what do we do?
Lizzy: We attack full force.

A blast of magic brings down the door anda female Gedunian walks out. She held an odd purple sword and bore a crown.

Dart: Survanet!
Survanet: *Snickers.*En garde!
King mk: Gladly!
Cheif: Must we fight?
Rat: That's actually the reson we came.
Cheif: Oh yah.
Milkdrink: Prepare to be defeated since there's no way you can beat all of us.
Survanet: No way?*Shoot a red beam from her hands at Ice queen and Cheif, absorbing there life force.*I can kill all of you with ease.
Milkdrink: Uh-oh.*Shot by Survanet.*
Milky: Noooo!
King mk: You're gonna pay!
Survanet: *Absorbs the life force of Mystery mk.*
King mk: Now you're really gonna pay!
Survanet: Pathetic humans, you don't understand! I am like a god. I can kill all of you.
Dart: Then you're no better than Zamorak!
Survanet: Why do you think I let you kill Zamorak! I am not the bad guy, you are!
Rat: How are we the bad guys?
Survanet: Runescapians are greedy war mongring tyrants! We are enemys because Gedunians are peace lovers.*Absorbs Dart's life force.*And the more lives I take the stronger I get! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:46:05 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:33:25 by Sirapyro

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Chapter340 - Help from the holder

Survanet: Who's next?
All: *Point to Kingchoob.*
Survanet: Alright then.
Kingnoob: STOP!
Survanet: Well well well, if it isn't Kingnoob.
Chuckie: Alright Gedunian back away!
Survanet: A servant of Zamorak?
Chuckie: Uhhh.....no.
Blue: Never mind Chuckie, we're here to talk about the Sur-Van!
Survanet: *Eyes Blue.*How do you know of my staff!?!
Nubles: We know because of Iasofer and Grazelda.
Survanet: Traitors!
Blue: And is this familiar?*Holds up the San-Tar.*
Kingnoob: And this? *Holds up the Keh-Ter-Cah.*
Survanet: *Eyes widen.* You- you aren't here to fight are you?
Kingchoob: Yes!
Lizzy: Shhh!
Blue: We need to know if the Dark king is alive, if he is then we will need all three ancient tools to defeat him.
Survanet: How about this, if you bring me my staff I will use it to see if he's alive.
Kingnoob: Then what will we do if he is?
Survanet: I don't know, but these tools will NOT kill him.
Chuckie: But...
Rat: Alright, we'll find it for you.
Survanet: The Sur-Van is somewhere beyond this castle-
Wave: Gaurded by the King black dragon, we know.
Survanet: But there's more, the KBD you now isn't the true gaurdian. You will need to defeat that dragon then speak the magic words to summon the real gaurdian. Once you kill that then you will obtain the Sur-Van.
Kingnoob: What are the magic words?
Survanet: I do not know, the magic words are the answer to this riddle: Despite what you're called you know the truth inside.
Milky: Hmmmm...that's tricky.
Survanet: I think the riddle was made so that only a select few could solve it.
Blue: So, there's a good chance we can't solve it?
Survanet: I don't know who, but someone in your team is one of the people that can answer it.
Nubles: We'll have to figure it out on the way there. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:46:06 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:34:10 by Sirapyro

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Chapter341 - The lava maze

After Survanet supplies the clan with the needed supplies they head towards the dreaded lava maze. Some of them were familiar with killing the KBD but none of them with killing two in a row.

Kingnoob: What if...we can't do it?
Rat: We will.
Hendrik: But it might be a little easier if Survanet hadn't killed all those team-mates.
Noppa: That's true.
Wave: We have to be on our gaurd!
Mk: Who knows what's waiting for us ahead!
Kingnoob: *Eye widens and falls unconcious.*
Blue: huh? Hey! Wake up!

Inside Kingnoobs mind...

Kingnoob: Wha...? How did I get on Karamja? Where is everyone!?!

He hears a large thunder like sound and a meteor starts coming for him.

Kingnoob: Holy!*The meteor passes through him harmlessly.* Huh?
Meteor: *Sir*s for a few minutes then starts cracking.*
Kingnoob: Uh-oh!*Wakes up.*
Lee: Good, your awake.
Kingnoob: I just had a dream of a meteor crashing on Karamja.
Lee: ...I had a vision like that a while back, a meteor was headed for earth.
Kingnoob: Do you think there linked?
Chuckie: That staff must be playing tricks on your mind.
Kingnoob: Probably...let's go.

After another half hour they reach the border of the Zamorak zone.

Hi: Now just be careful not to fall into the lava.
Chuckie: Why?*Jumps in.*This lava is fake...humans can swim in it but demons can get to the Zamorak zone with it.
Kingnoob: Tricky.
Wave: Let's get down to the KBD then.
Nubles: *Thinking hard.* What could the words be?
George: I should be safe- OMG!!!!
Kingnoob: George?
Lee: Don't ask.
Hi: Bring on the tests.
George: Ummm...actually there are no tests here just a rule.
Blue: What rule?
George: Only five of you are allowed down there, I know why you're here to get that staff thing.
Scruffy: So?
George: It's not really a rule...but why send all of you down when only five people are allowed to fight the gaurdian?
Kingnoob: Me, Blue, Wave, Hi, and Ser are going, everyone else keep gaurd. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:46:07 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:34:39 by Sirapyro

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Chapter342 - The KBD

Kingnoob slowly climbed down the ladder while everyone else jumped down.

Blue: I had no idea that it wwas such a fall.
Wave: Who knew this hole was like...a yard underground?
Kingnoob: I knew climbing was a good idea.
Hi: Wait a second...ian't this room supposed to be filled with deadly red spiders?

One hundered spiders come out of the lava and surround the five.

Ser: That's a yes.
Kingnoob: Blue, pull that lever?
Blue: Who's closest?
Kingnoob: You're standing right next to it.
Blue: Heh heh, the spiders were distracting me.*Pulls the lever.*
Hi: Well looks like no one's home.
Ser: Where is the KB...

The entire cave starts shaking as a large black dragon emerges from a dark corner of the cavern.

Kingnoob: Get ready everyone.
Wave: We are ready.
Kingnoob: Oh...I knew that.
Wave: Sure.
Kingnoob: Grrr...
KBD: Gggggrrrrrrr!
Ser: Alright you...three-headed monster prepare to fall!
KBD: *Whips Ser against the wall.*
Ser: Ow.
Kingnoob: Eat the power of my...power!!
KBD: *Whips Blue and Kingnoob making them drop the Keh-Ter-Cah and San-Tar.*
Hi: Great.
Wave: Now what?
KBD: Grrraah!
Hi: Time to stop acting goofy!*Pulls out duel dragon scimmys.*
Wave: *Reveals duel abbysal whips.*Let's play.
KBD: Rrrr!

The KBD blew fire at Wave and Hi but wave spun his whips fast enough to stop the flames.

Hi: Whoa how did you-?
Wave: I'm good with my hands.*Throws whip into KBD's throat.*
KBD: Rrrrr?*Lunges at the duo.*
Hi: What did you do?
Wave: Wait for it.
KBD: *Whips tail again.*
Hi: Please hurry!
Wave: Wait for it.
KBD: *Inhales to blow fire.*
Wave: Now!*Thows other whip down throat and sticks Hi's swords in its chest.*
KBD: Graaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Hi: Uh-oh now we're weaponless!
Wave: Boom.

The KBD once again Inhales but when it blows fire it pushes the whips together and locks its throat. The fire bounces of the whips and comes out the holes made by Hi's sword. The fire creathes larger holes thus Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:46:07 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:35:29 by Sirapyro

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Chapter343 - The origanal KBD

Wave: Get up guys.
Kingnoob: Ugh...what happened?
Blue: That is like the most commonly asked question in this series.
Ser: Now then...we just need the magic words.
Blue: Any ideas.
Kingnoob: ...You know the truth in your heat...THAT'S IT!
Ser: You know the words?
Kingnoob: There has to be some kind of puzzle wall around here somewhere.*Sees a rather smooth section of rock.*
Blue: Whoa...what is that?
Kingnoob: *Takes a dagger and writes some words on the rock.*There we go.
Wave: ...So what happened?
Blue: They must have been the wrong words.
Kingnoob: Probably.

The stone sinks into the ground and another comes up with a purple orb on it.

Kingnoob: Huh?*Touches the orb and once again enters a dream.*where am I?
Blue: Kingnoob! This is no time to be dozing off.
Kingnoob: Where are we?
Blue: Don't tell me you're becoming a noob again, we're fighting Introva!
Kingnoob: In-INTROVA!?! but...we already defeated him.
Lee: No we haven't! If we beat him then who is he?
Kingnoob: This...this isn't right!
Introva: *Stabs Blue and Lee.* You're next Kingnoob!
Kingnoob: What is this place?
Introva: This is my island and you are going to die!
????: GRRRRROAR!!!
Kingnoob: *Wakes up.* What the?
All but Kingnoob: 8Trembling.*
Kingnoob: What? ...Don't tell me that gaurdian is right behind me.
Wave: It...is.
Kingnoob:

Blue: No time for fear...let's fight!

All five of them are knocked unconcious by the dragon's breath. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 06:46:08 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:36:00 by Sirapyro

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