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Chapter324 - Part three, Combat


Gaurdian: If that is true...*Magicly obtains the Keh-Ter-Cah.* Then it is a fight to the death!
Chuckie: You can not win Land of Eternal Shadowian!
Blue this will be...interesting.
Hi: We can't just stand here and do nothing!
Mk: Yah we can!
King mk: Sure. Chuckie is very annoying.
Noppa: So let's just watch.

Meanwhile the archer dove through the Eye nearly landing in the river. He quickly stood up and raced alonside the river towards the temple.

Lizzy and milkshake fired attack after attack but nothing hit Derponet.

Scruffy: You're a strong mage, but you can't block everything!
Tk: Surrender now and we shall spare you.
Derponet: I'm not stupid. Why give up on a fight that i'm clearly going to win!
Hendrik: That's what you think!
Derponet: That's what I know!

Meanwhile...

Farmer: Mafre we've been fighting for days.
Mafre: What? We ditched them the first day and now we're lost.
Efram: Ttthhbt!?!
Remraf: Lost!?!
Farmer: Oh no! I think I left the water running at home!
Mafre: We don't have any water to leave running and even if we did, you don't know how to turn it on.
Farmer: :D

Meanwhile again...

Chuckie: *Smashed against a wall.*
Blue: Well...that was the most boring five minutes of my life.

*Flashback*
Chuckie take this!*Throws a feather.*
Gaurdian: Take this! *Throws the feather back.*
*End*

Hi: Who fights with a feather!
Evil Chickien: ...
Hi: Oh yah.
Gaurdian: I am truly sorry fellow gaurdian...but it has to end this way.
Chuckie: *Whispers.* Please let him kill me! I beg of you kill me!

An arrow rips through the head of the gaurdian. The gaurdian felt dizzy, he dropped the Keh-Ter-Kah, and died.

Chuckie: *Takes arrow out of shoulder.* Someone must have a really powerful bow.

The archer finally reveals himself to the clan. He was wearing a full suit of grey leather armour and a brown hooded robe the covered his face.

Archer: Hey...sorry.

To be continued....
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Chapter325 - Part four, Vision


Jolt: Sorry?
Hi: What do you mean by sorry?
Mk: Sorry isn't going to vu* it this time!
Blue: Prepare to fight!
Lee: You expect us to forgive you!?!
Chuckie: I forgive him.
Hi: Do you even know who he is?
Chuckie: No, but still.
Archer: I'm not here to fight!
Blue: That's what you want us to think!
Mk: The border is where you betrayed us all!
Jolt: Wouldn't that mean he fell into the river?
Lee: Exactly.
Milky: Omg! Who is it!
Ujiko: Yah! Tell us.
Archer: My name...is Ryan.

Ryan spends the next ten minutes explaining what happened.

Blue: So you were rescued and healed by goblins?
Mk: And they taught you ranged?
Ryan: Yes.
Chuckie: *Recreates the San-Tar.*Well...we should probably get the Keh-Ter-Cah.
Ujiko: It was teleported back to its treasure chest on the top floor.
Lee: Then let's get it!
Mk: But who's gonna use it.
Hi: M-

*Flashback*
Ic: Keep your power a secret.
*End*

Hi: M...k?
Mk: Ok...
Blue: What about me?
Lee: You have the San-Tar.
Blue: Right.

Chuckie: Catch!*Throws the chest ut the window.*
Hi: Yah, thanks Chuckie!
Milky: How do we open it?
Chuckie: Like this!*Smashes his head on the chest.*Ow.
Chest: *Opens.*
Ryan: The Keh-Ter-Cah.
Lee: *Grabs the strange staff.*What's the big deal?

Lee suddenly sees space, he then sees a meteor headed for earth. Not a large dangerous meteor just a small black one. He then was back with the clan.

Ryan: Lee! Snap out of it!
Lee: Huh? What happened?
Blue: You went unconcious.
Lee: Well, I had the strangest dream. There was a black meteor headed for earth.
Hi: That's crazy.
Lee: I know...but even weirder, I think I saw yellow mixed in with it!
Mk: Black and yellow...why does that sound familiar?
Blue: I don't know but we should probably get back to the others.
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Chapter326 - Leaving


Ryan: We probably have a days walk to get out.
Lee: It only took us a few minutes.
Ryan: You went down river...you can't go up.
Jolt: No one here knows any magic?
Noppa: No...but I do have this one tele to Lumbridge.
All: *Look at Noppa.*
Noppa: Uh-oh.
?????: Stop!
Lee: Mafre!
Mafre: I can't beleive we found you guys. We've been wandering around for days!
Blue: What happened to Gunundork?
Farmer: Who?
**mraf: Isn't he our Grandpa?
Efram: Errrg!
Mafre: We retreated...he is still alive.
Farmer: Ooh! A block!*Breaks the Tele to Lumbridge.*
All: Aww.
Farmer: *Doesn't teleport.* I broke it!

After a day of walking and complaining they reenter Gedun.

Blue: Now we need to save the others.
Hi: Hopefully they aren't dead.
Chuckie: Well it's lke a four day walk back to where we left the mages.
Lee: We don't have that kind of time!*The Keh-Ter-Cah starts to glow.*What's happening?
Blue: Look! The San-Tar is doing the same thing.

The clan is trapped in a blue bubble.

Mafre: What happened?
Blue: I wonder.*Starts running and makes the ball rolol.*
Lee: Everyone run!

Meanwhile...

Derponet: Enough! We b=have been fighting for nearly a week and now I will finish you!
Lizzy: Can't...fight any more.
Hendrik: He's...to powerful.
Derponet: Now...Prepare...to...*Run over by the rest of the clan.
Blue: Did we hit somebody?
Lee: *looks down.* Just Derponet.
Blue: Oh...ok.
Chuckie: Everyone in!

Everyone gets into the ball and they continue.

Derponet: *Flat on the ground.* Ow...that hurt.

Meanwhile...

Rat: Give up Fostarcit!
Fostarcit: You are weak, spineless, and*Run over by the ball.*
Milky: Wow...we've run over to people in one day.
Rat: Let's go!
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Chapter327 - The new demon capital


Rat: How do you guys plan on getting back to Runescape?
Lee: Oh yah...we didn't think that we would make it this far.
Blue: And we thought that you guys would have a plan.
Mafre: You mean you don't know how to get out of Gedun!?!
Zee: Well wasn't that portal destroyed?
Chuckie: I just want o go home!

A few moments after Chuckie's annoying tatrum the San-Tar began to glow and everyone was suddenly standing in Lumbridge.

Milky: What just happened?
Tk: These weapons must have magical abilities...like teleportation.
Chuckie: I want to go to Kinoob!
Blue: Well...the San-Tar is from Runescape...so maybe it can only teleport to Runescape from another world.
Lee: Which would mean the Keh-Ter-Cah can teleport us to the land of Eternal Shadows any time!
Mk: What are we doing!?! We have to save Kinoob from the demons!

Meanwhile in Kinoob...

Demon: Time for food Gedunian.
Grazelda: How do...you expect me to eat with my hands chained up like this?
Suran: My mother will not stand for tis! You should let us go now before she kills you!
Demon2: Your mothr is dead! She was killed by Bulk in his reign.
Suran: Bulk is a fool who doesn't know the true power of the San-Tar!
Demon: Silence! *Whips Suran.*
Derponet: *Teleports into dungeon.*Enough!!
Demon2: M-Master Derponet. We...
Derponet: Were disobeying my orders!
Demon: We took the city...it's in our begavior to torture!
Derponet: *Casts a fire wave on the two demons.*I am so sorry princess.
Suran: You're apolagizing?
Derponet: I'm sorry my demons tortured you. I just wanted you chained up. And unharmed.
Grazelda: Leave her alone!
Derponet: Maybe my new dungeon keeper will be a better listener.
Dog: grrrr!
????: Easy. No eating them...yet.
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Chapter328 - Revival


????: Heh heh. Having a mage for a brother is helpful. Especially if it's Derponet.
Porkle: B-Bulk!?!
Bulk: And once you're friends return with the sword, I will once again become ruler of Runescape. And eventually all of Gielnor!
Sam kelly: But...I thought we won.
Grazelda: We never won. Fostarcit was never killed.
Bulk: And neither was Gunundork.
Ragnah: But, I saw him die!
Bulk: I don't know how he's alive but he is.

Meanwhile...

^_^ : TakeustoK*noob!
Mk: Wel...at least noob speak works.
Blue: We have to get to the palace graveyard!
Black demon: Hello humans!
Tk: He's mine.
Hi: What do you mean?
Blue: He's going to sacrifice himself so we can get to the palace!
Tk: So go!!

Tk turns to fight the Black demon to see three more where the one used to stand. The four demons easily overthrew Tk and they tore him loimb from limb. His last words were "Saradomin forgive me."

Chuckie: I don't think Tk can stands a chance against a black demon of that size.
Jolt: Why?
Chuckie: A Black emon can multiply itself up to four times.
Ryan: So it would be a four on one?
Chuckie: Exactly.
Lizzy: We need a small strike team to get into the graveyard while the rest of us take back the palace.
Blue: Me, Lee, and Chuckie will go to the graveyard.
Lee: The rest of you go.
Lizzy: Alright.
Blue: Chuckie, we need to get over this wall.
Chuckie: So, you want me to fly you over?
Lee: No...
Blue: We had something "better" in mind.
Chuckie: Like what?

A hole suddenly appears in the wall.

Lee: Thank you Chuckie.
Blue: You were very helpful.
Chuckie: *Has a giant lump on his head.* Sure thing.
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Chapter329 - Revival part two


Blue and Lee dove around a corner and then continued running. Behind them was eight demons, with hungry looks in there eyes.

Lee: Where's Chuckie when we need him!?!
Blue: I don't know!!
Demon: *Grabs Blue's leg.*
Blue: Agh! Help!
Lee: Blue!

The San-Tar glows red and the demon turns to stone.

Blue: Woah...we really have to learn to control these things.
Demon: *Sneaks up behind Blue.*
Lee: Stop!*The Keh-Ter-Cah glows blue and freezes the demon.*
Blue: So that's how they work.
Chuckie: Ugh...what did I miss?
Lee: Where were you?
Chuckie: Wobbling in pain, I raammed through a wall!
Blue: Never mind that, we have to get to the graveyard.

Twenty demons appear like magic and surround the trio.

Lee: Chuckie, take the Keh-Ter-Cah to the graveyard!
Chuckie: But-
Blue: NOW!!
Chuckie: *Takes the Keh-Ter-Cah and flys towards the graveyard.*
Blue: *Holds up the San-Tar.*Get back demons!
Demons: *Laugh.*
Lee: They aren't listening.
Blue: I realize that!!
Demon1: *Takes the San-Tar.*
Blue: Hey!*Whipped by a demon.*
Lee: *Draws a dragon two-hander.*Stand back demons!
Demon1: *Charges Lee but is killed by his sword.*
Lee: Who else wants some?

The rest of the demons start to close in on Lee and Blue.

Blue: Looks like this is it!
Lee: Goodbye Blue!
Blue: I never thought it would end this way!
Demon2: Raaaa-*Bursts into flames.*
Demons: Huh?
Chuckie: *Lands on Demon3.* I'm not going to desert you guys!*Tackled by all of the demons.*
Blue: Well he was helpful.

A blast of energy kills all of the demons ontop of Chuckie.
Lee: Wow, how did you do that Chuckie?
Chuckie: Do what?
Blue: Wait, where's the Keh-Ter-Cah?
Chuckie: I left by a gravestone.
Lee: You left it in the graveyard!?!?!?!
????????: He did, but he didn't leave it alone.
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Chapter330 - Taking back the capitol


Lee: Chuckie, you did it.
Chuckie: Did what?
Blue: You revived one of Runescape's greatest heroes.
O_o : Me!?!
Blue: I thought you were with Lizzy!
????????: He means me.
O_o : KINGNOOB!!!! I missed you so much!
Kingnoob: And I didn't miss you.
Blue: We'll have time for a reunion later, right now we have to take back our city!

Meanwhile...

Lizzy: Go!
Ryan: *Rolls intop the middle of the room and shoots a demon in the back of the head.*
Lizzy: Good shot.
Rat: I've seen better, from Kingnoob.
Nubles: Please don't remind us of him.
Rat: Oh yah.
*oksie: Let's just kill Derponet!
Scruffy: I agree completely.
Ser: Me, Milkshake, Lizzy, Nubles, Scruffy, Ooksie, Ryan and Mk will take care of him, the rest of you find the Gedunians.
Hendrik: Right.

Lizzy leads the origanal members of the clan into the throne room where Derponet is happily sitting on the throne.

Derponet: Hello former Queen. Where's the king?
Lizzy: It doesn't matter, you won't live long enough to see him again!
Derponet: Foolish, I am more powerful than all of you!*Casts ancients which freezes everyone except Lizzy and Milkshake.
Milkshake: Looks like this is an all mage fight!
Derponet: But without Hendrik you're limited on runes, you will surely lose!

Meanwhile...

Hendrik: *Reaches for the handle to the dungeon door.* Wait, Kingchoob should stay here.
Kingchoob: Why?
Hendrik: Because...we don't want you to die.
Kingchoob: Sounds fair.
Hendrik: Alright let's go.
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Chapter331 - Battles


Kingnoob lead Chuckie, Blue, and Lee out front where they were stopped by the Black demon.

Blue: What did you do with Tk!?!
Black Demon: The Tikret was easy.
Chuckie: Well, there's four of us and apparently four of you****: So, you know.*Multiplies.*
Lee: *Takes out dragon two-hander.* We will stop you!
Kingnoob: *Holds up Keh-Ter-Cah.* Stand down!
Blue: *Holds up San-Tar.* You can't win!
Chuckie: *Holds up tuna.*Finally! Fish!
Bd: This is going to be fun!

Meanwhile lizzy and milkshake fired magic blast after magic blast trying to kill Derponet. Derponet easily absorbed the blasts and shot them back.

Derponet: Having fun wasting your runes?
Lizzy: He's right...we're just wasting runes.
Milkshake: Well...there has to be a way to defeat him!
Derponet: I'm afraid there isn't!*Fires Earth wave.*
Lizzy: *Fires Water strike.*
Milkshake: *Casts ancients then fire blast.*
Derponet: Tricky...using a freezing spell.
Lizzy: *Casts bind then Air wave.*How does that feel?
Derponet: Not that bad.*Breaks free and casts Flames of Zamorak.*
Milkshake: *Casts claws of Guthix then Fire wave.*
Lizzy: *Casts Saradomin strike.*
Derponet: Please...spare me!
Lizzy: Never!
Derponet: *Snickers then trips both of them.*You didn't think I was really in pain did you?
Lizzy: Actually...we did.

Meanwhile Hendrik and the rest of the clan walked through the second door to be greeted by Bulk.

Hendrik: Bulk!?!
Bulk: Did you miss me?
O_o : Yes!
All: :|
Mafre: Time to die Bulk!
Bulk: I don't think so miss.*Throws Poison dart into Mafre's chest.*
Mafre: Gack!*Falls over.*
Farmer: Mafre!
Remraf: You mess with out sister, you mess with us!
Farmer: Yah!...Who's us?
Efram: Uhuh.
Bulk: -_-
Killer: Grrrr!
Hendrik: Prepare to fight!
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Chapter332 - Battles part two


Kingnoob held the Keh-Ter-Cah above his head which caused the demons to freeze. Blue and Lee quickly stabbed the three clones while Chuckie ate his tuna.

Kingnoob: *Swipes at the last demon, but misses.****: *Makes more clones.* You can't kill a black demon!
Blue: I beg to differ!*Fires a blast of air from the San-Tar, knocking down all of the demons.*
Chuckie: So delicous.
Kingnoob: *Pulls out bow.*This arrow is made of black dragon hide...it can peirce the walls of the castle!
Lee: Ummm...
Kingnoob: What?
Blue: The castle walls can be broken by my pinky finger.
Kingnoob: What!?!
Bd: Umm...can we just fight?

Meanwhile...

Bulk: Send your strongest warrior to fight.
Hendrik: That would be Blue or Lee.
Bulk: *Sighs.* Strongest warrior in this little group!
Hendrik: Noppa, you're up.
Noppa: Alright.*Holds up Magma sword.*
Bulk: Killer will make sure no one interferes.!
Killer: Grrrrrrrrrrr!(Sure.)
Noppa: *Swings at Bulk rapidly only to have every attack blocked.*
Bulk: To easy!*Scars Noppa's legs.*
Noppa: Ow!*Swipes at Bulk but misses again.*
Bulk: Are you sure he's the strongest?
Noppa: I am!*Tripped by Bulk.*
Bulk: Time to die!
Noppa: *Eyes flash and he stands up.*
Bulk: Get back on the ground!
Noppa: *His and Grafy's voice.* It is you that shall die!
Bulk: Now it's a fight.*Clashes swords with Noppa.*

Meanwhile...

Lizzy: *Dodges an attack from Derponet.*
Milkshake: *Casts claws of Guthix then pulls out a Dragon scimatar.*I'm out of runes!
Lizzy: I'm running low also!
Derponet: I've got thousands!*Casts Bind on both of them.*Prepare for a slow and painful death.
Lizzy: Bring it on.
Derponet: *Get's ready to cast Flame of Zamorak but stops.*
Milkshake: What's wrong? Lost your runes?
Derponet: Actually...yes!
Ryan: Looking for these?*Throws runes out the window.*
Nubles: Now it's your turn for a slow and painful death.
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Chapter333 - Battles part three


Bulk and Noppa clashed swords repeatedly for several minutes, both of them obviously exausted.*

Noppa: *Hits Bulk's sword away.*
Bulk: Enough of this!*Runs to the door and blocks it.*
Hendrik: What are you doing?
Bulk: *Drops something on the floor which opens a giant hole.* Meet my pit of doom. In a few minutes it will expand enough to absorb all of you!
Hendrik: What do we do?
Noppa: I don't know...and I don't want to die!
Bulk: There's no one that can save you now!

After he says that the door opens sending Bulk flying into the pit.

Bulk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Kingchoob: *Comes through the door.*The pizza man is up there, do you guys want sausage or anchovi pizza?
^_^ : Sausage!
Kingchoob: Ok.*Leaves.*
Hendrik: ...Odd but at least Bulk is gone.*Looks at Killer.*
Killer: :| *Jumps into pit.*

The pit closes.

Hendrik: Now to free the Gedunians.

Meanwhile Kingnoob, Blue, Lee, and Chuckie continued to fight the Black demons.

Kingnoob: I can't fight much longer.
Blue: To exausted.
Lee: They're to strong.
Chuckie: Now for the salmon.

The bag of runes from the last chapter hits Chuckie on the head which makes him throw his salmon right into the Black demons mouth*****: I love Salmon!*Eats it.*
Chuckie: My salmon...RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!*Rips all four Black demons into shreds.*
Kingnoob: ...How did you guys meet him again?
Blue: Rat found him.
Kingnoob: I'm gonna thank him.

Meanwhile...

Derponet: *Pushed out the window.* What did I land on?
Lizzy: Down!*Everyone jumps down in front of Derponet.*
Nubles: Prepare to die!
Derponet: You guys can't kill me! I am to strong!
Mk: Who said we were gonna kill you?
Derponet: Then who is?
Ryan: Look down.
Derponet: *Looks down and sees that he's on the train track.*Uh-oh.*Gets run over by a train.*
Ser: It's finally over.
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