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Chapter314 - Gedun


A gedunian citizen ran in fear as a large group of humans crash landed into Gedun. Chuckie was the first one to get to his feet. That's probably not important but I thought you'd want to know.

Farmer: Well that was pleasant.
Chucki: Gedun...Gives me the creeps****: So now what do we do?
Lee: All we can do is look for a way out.
?????: H-humans? I haven't seen any humans in at least a decade!
Nubles: You look like an Elf.
?????: I am, an Elfien to be exact.
Nubles: So am I!
Ooksie: Umm..Nubles isn't that Ujiko?
Nubles: U-Ujiko?
Ujiko: Nubles!
:
Blue: Oh no we are not going through this again!
Ujiko: Why are you guys in Gedun?
Nubles: Why are you?
Ujiko: I got stuck here.
Nubles: We're looking for the portal to the Land of Eternal Shadows.
Ujiko: I can take you there, but it is a twelve day trip.
Chuckie: Twelve! That's almost thirteen!
Rat: ...Bites Chuckie.
Chuckie: Ow.
Ujiko: Well we had better get going.

Meanwhile...

Antez: Master, the portal is finished...and it only cost me 1mill to make.
Gunundork: Oh well. Darks! Into Gedun!

Meanwhile again...

Derponet: Alright Gedunian teleport me to Gedun or I will kill every last one of you.
Suran: I would rather eat the flesh of a raw zombie!
Derponet: Then I guess I have to kill you all!*Spots the shard.*
Suran: What are you looking at?
Derponet: Give me that shard!
Suran: No!
Derponet: *Uses telekenetic grab.*Now I have unlimited access to Gedun! Thank you Princess!*Telepots to Gedun.*
suran: They're doomed. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter315 - Mk's


Derponet fell to Gedun like a meteor killing three innocents. Miles away, Gunundork landed perfectly and kiilled four innocents. But even farther away a third portal opened and two figures jumped out. And even farther, three people came out of yet another portal. Man this is exausting so i'm just gonna let the noob clan talk.

Blue: Lazy!
Jolt: You're the narrarator! You're not supposed to get tired!
Hi: What luck, he abandoned us!
Chuckie: So shouldn't we head out?
Rat: We've already walked twelve miles.
Chuckie: You mean everyone except you!
Rat: I'm small! I need to ride on your back or i'll get left behind!
Mk: can we please just focus!?!?!
Milkshake: Yah you guys are really getting annoying!
Rafiel: Hah hah!
Mk: You too! You're no better than Chuckie!
Chuckie: Well.
Hi: Must we fight!?!
Mk: Yes!
Hi: Why?
Milkshake: Everyone here is starting to become a noob. The only one who hasn't gotten any worse is Efram!
Efram: Rrrrrar!
Blue: I am your king and you shall do as I say!
Mk: You are king yes, but a noob at the same time!
Hi and Rafiel: Hah hah!
Mk: You two aren't much better!
Farmer: Stop...what was I gonna say?
Mk: I can't take it anymore! Me and Milkshake are the only ones focusing!!! I'm out of here.
Blue: Where are you going?
Mk: I'm finding a way back into Runescape. I quit!
Lizzy: You can't quit!
Mk: Watch me!*Attacked from behind.*
Milkshake: Let him go!*Casts an earth wave at the attacker.*
Lizzy: Mk! Are you alright?
Mk: Yah, but this is no ordinary opponent.

Two more people walk up from behind the first person.

Milkshake: Don't those two look familiar?
Mk: Yah! That's Mystery and Master Mk!
Efram: Rrrrr!
Mafre: Then who's the third?
Mk: ...King mk. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter316 - Milkshake's


King Mk: Hello wimps.
Milkshake: Let Mk go!
Mk: He won't take orders from anyone here!
Mystery Mk: King Mk is the most powerful Mk, all of you surrender.
Master Mk: Or you will all be killed.
Rat: We will never surrender!
Chuckie: I surrender!
Rat: Thanks for your dedication.
Chuckie: Your welcome.
King Mk: Enough games, surrender now or we will not show mercy!
Mk: I would rather lick the foot of a demon that surrender to you.
Chuckie: Yah, sure! Use me as an excuse to getting killed!
Hi: How did you even get into Gedun!?1
Jolt: Tell us before we kill you!
King Mk: You can not kill me!
?????: But we might!
King Mk: Did you hear something?
Milkshake: Yah iot sounded like a high-pitched "But we might."
?????: Down here!
King Mk: It's just a baby...
Milkshake: Milky? What are you doing here?
Milky: They brought me.*points at Milksmoothie and Milkdrink.*
Milkshake: You're alive!
Milkdrink: I sure am.
Milksmoothie: And i'm actually going to help you this time.
Milky: goo. I mean bring it on King man!
King Mk: ...What's with the talking baby!?!
Milkshake: Long story.
Nubles: Either way...*Fires his red energy beam at King Mk.*
King Mk: So...you're an Elfien.
Ujiko: So am I!*Fires sonic.*
Ser: Stop!!! Can't we all just team up and get the K**?
King Mk: *Growls.* Fine. But afterwards I kill all of you.
Farmer: Not me!
Remraf: Not me!
: Maybe me!
: I'mgiftedwithnoobpowers!
Mk: Can you please stop with noob speak!?!
: Ok. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter317 - Traveling


Four days of travel can cause restlessness in a person. However, no one in the team was tired except for everyone's favorite character.

Chuckie: My feet hurt! I'm tired! I'm hungry! I want a fish!
Rat: Omg! You are such a priss for a demon!
Chuckie:
Mk: Well...we have been walking four days straight.
Blue: We should take a short break.
Chuckie: Short!?!?! I want at least eight hours of slep! This is an-*Knocked unconcious by Noppa.*
Rat: Thank you.
Noppa: Anytime.
Farmer: I'm tired too!
Lizzy: Milkshake.
Milkshake: Right.

Milkshake and Lizzy cast a spell that makes Farmer and
Chuckie not tired.

Blue: Whoa...I never knew you could do that.
Lizzy: We just used the health revive spell on them.
Blue: Oh.
Hi: We should get moving.
Jolt: We have eight days left so...I agree with Hi.
Rafiel: Maybe we can all ride on Blue.
Blue: That won't work!
Remraf: *Jumps on Blue's back.*
Blue: Get off!*Flings him off.*
Remraf: Meanie!
Mk: If you guys keep acting like noobs I will quit!
Dart: I don't know about you guys but i'm continuing.
Jolt: I'm with you.
Blue: We're going to stay and rest a little longer!
Hi: We have to move on!
Blue: A little rest won't hurt.
Rat: ...If you would listen to me! If we stay in one place to long our enemy will catch up.
Blue: What enemy?
Rat: Derponet...I jut know he got in somehow.
?????????: He's the least of your worry's!
Farmer: Gunundork!
Mafre: We'll hold him off!
Blue: But-
Lee: He's there enemy, we need to go!
Gunundork: Not when you're outnumbered!
Blue: There are way more of us!
Rat: Let's go!

Farmer, Remraf, and Efram fight there dark forms while Mafre fights Antez and Gunundork.

Lee: Good luck.
Mafre: Go!
Dart: Mafre, i'll help you with Antez! The rest of you go! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter318 - Fostarcit


The next two days seemed to last forever. Nobody had any idea if Farmer, Remraf, Efram, Mafre, and Dart were alive.

Hi: So, we're only half way?
Ujiko: Yes, we should be there in six days if there are no more interuptions.
Chuckie: Ugh!
Tk: Hang in there Chuckie.
Chuckie: I can't! I'm hungry, confused, and cold!
Rat: You're cold because you're standing next to the Ice Queen.
Chuckie: Oh...I knew that.
Nubles: Why can't we just teleport there?
Ujiko: Only Gedunians know exactly where it is.
Jolt: To bad we don't have any Gedunian allies.
Cheif: But we're in Gedun...why can't we just ask for directions?
Ser: Because last time we were here the Gedunians tried to kill us.
Rat: Gedunians will hate humans until they give up there need for power and wealth.
Blue: But...
Hi: We like money and power!
Rafiel: Hah hah! Humans are so lame!
Zee: What about me?
Rafiel: Except you.
: I'm barely human!
Rat: Enough! Let's just continue!
Tk: I Smell the blood of a Gedunian.
?????????: Good reflexes, but not good enough.
Rat: Fostarcit!
Fostarcit: Must people always shout names?
Rat: I'll take him!
Nubles: You shouldn't have to take him on alone!
: My noob powers shall defeatt you!
Fostarcit: So, my opponents are a rat, an Elf, and a noob.
Ser: And an all powerful being!
Fostarcit: No matter, I will kill all of you anyways.
Blue: don't tell me we have to leave you guys behind also.
Ser: I'm afraid so...getting the KCT is more important that us.
: I'm not going to leave you !
Kingchoob: I'm not leaving you guys either!
Blue: Cool, only one annoying team mate left with us.
Chuckie: Who?
Hi: Hmmmm...I don't know.
Jolt: Let's just continue. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter319 - Another waste of time


Two days later...

Ujiko: Only four days left.
Chuckie: Thank you!
Milky: Hmmmm....the demon seems to be lazy.
Chuckie: At least i can walk.
Milky: I can't control my age!
Chuckie: Just be quiet.s
Hendrik: I'm just hoping that Derponet doesn't catch up with us.
Lizzy: How are all of these people even getting into Gedun?
Ice Queen: Maybe that shard doubles as a portal.
Milkshake: I doubt that.
Scruffy: Why? Nothing is logical in this story.
Ooksie: Yah, next thing you know there's gonna be talking monkeys!
All: ...
Ooksie: Oh, right.
Cheif: We can always have Chuckie eat him.
Chuckie: I am quite hungry.
Blue: Can we please focus on the journey!
Mk: Not on a goofy demon.
Chuckie: Hey!
Jolt: You are very goofy Chuckie.
Chuckie:
King mk: Quiet!
Master mk: A mage is near.
Milkshake and Lizzy: Ummm...
Master mk: Another mage!
Lee: It has to be him.
Chuckie: The tax collector! Hide me!
Lee: Derponet.
Chuckie: Oh...forget I said anything.
Noppa: Loo-*Hit by an earth wave.*
Blue: Noppa!
Derponet: Gunundork and Fostarcit are doing there jobs perfectly.
Hi: What did they do to our friends!?!
Derponet: Nothing...yet.
Lizzy: That's it! Time to face my wrath!
Milkshake: It's an all mage showdown!
Hendrik: You're gonna need my help!
Cheif: I might not have mage but I do have prayer!
Derponet: I don't have time for you mortals.
Scruffy: Maybe you'll have time for beasts!
Tk: Draw your weapons mage!
Blue: Why must all of our team-mates stay behind!?!
Ujiko: They're trying to make sure we get to the land of Eternal Shadows! If we get the KCT we can save all of them.
Hi: So let's go!
Blue: ...Alright.
Derponet: No you don't! *Casts ancients spell.*

Blue, Jolt, Hi, Milky, Lee, Chuckie, Noppa, Uji**, King mk, and Mk defrosted but the rest did not.

Blue: Let them go!
Derponet: Never!*Get's ready for another ancient.*
Lizzy: *Blocks it.* Go! We'll stall him! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter320 - Just the ten of us


Ujiko gladly walks towards a giant staircase four days later. As all of you can guess it leads the the second Eye.

Blue: So...we have to climb about 2,000 steps just to reach a portal?
Ujiko: 3,000 actually.
Blue: Ugh!
Chuckie: Can someone carry me?
Hi: Hmmm...maybe Chuckie can fly us up.
Chuckie: What!?!
Ujiko: It would save us alot of time.
Hi: It would only take you a minute to get up.
Blue: Come on Chuckie!
All: Chuckie! Chuckie! Chuckie!
Chuckie: Fine...I will do it!

A few seconds later...

Blue: Are we really that heavy?
Hi: Who knew crashing into stone steps would hurt that much.
Chuckie: This is why I don't like flying!
Mk: Sorry.
King mk: Even I feel sorry for you.
Milky: So we have to walk the rest of the way?
Ujiko: I'm afraid so.
Milky: Aww.
Blue: It shouldn't take that long.

After two hours of climbing, whining, and tripping...

Blue: I beg to differ.
Ujiko: At least we're here.
George: Hello Citi- NOOOOOOO!
Blue: Oh...hi George.
George: Why do I always get relocated to the place you're going!?!?!?!
Hi: Who knows.
Jolt: Bring on the tests.
George: First test...dive off the stairs.
Chuckie: Ok! *Jumps off.* Wheeeeeeeee!
George: next test...come back up.
Chuckie: *Flys back up.*
George: Dang it! Last test...what is my full name?
Ujiko: George Clooney the -20th!
George: Oh yah...I told you. Well enjoy the Land of Eternal Shadows! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter322 - Part one, The Keh-Ter-Cah


Blue and Hi untied Chuckie while Lee and Jolt prepared there weapons.

Blue: Stop squirming!
Chuckie: Then take that knife out of my leg!
Blue: I didn't put a knife in your leg.*Looks at King Mk.*
King mk: He was getting annoying.
Hi: *Rips knife out really fast.*
Chuckie: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Hi: That looked painful.
Chuckie: It was!
Mk: Stop complaining.
Chuckie: I'm not complaining!
King mk: *Sticks another knife in Chuckie's leg.*
Jolt: You're just making him complain more.
Noppa: Guys...I don't see anybody.
Chuckie: Grazelda must have been lieing about the gaurd.
Blue: Either that or someone defeated him already.
King mk: How long ago do you think this happened? He's probably dead!
Ujiko: Actually I ha-
Hi: Let's do this!
Jolt: This is going to be the easiest mission ever.
Chuckie: Demons first!
Ujiko: Wait!

Chuckie runs up the stairs of the temple and climbs to the top floor in just a few seconds.

Chuckie: Come on guys!
Ujiko: Huh?
Blue: Alright we're o our way up.
Chuckie: Ok.*Falls out the window.*
Hi: What just happened?
Chuckie: It felt like someone pushed me out of a window.
Ujiko: Oh no!
Mk: What is it?
Noppa: ...Look!*Pushed to the ground.*
Gaurdian: I am the gaurdian of the Keh-Tur-Cah. You mortals shall go no further.
Jolt: Chuckie already did.
Gaurdian: ...Well...that's why I pushed him out the window!
Mk: Oh...I was begining to think that Chuckie was going crazy.
Chuckie:
Hi: We need that staff or whatever it is!
Gaurdian: My master told me to let no one through. So if you won't leave then I guess I will have to kill you!


To be continued... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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