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Chapter500 - Mage training 8

Kingnoob: Eek!*Flies straight up.*
Spirit: *Begins to follow.*
Blue *Grabs its tail and throws it into the Ent.*
Ent: *Deep, stupid voice.*Hi mom.
Spirit: Hisses and points at Blue.*
Blue: My time to "split."*Casts air strike, slicing off the Ent's arm.*What do you know, it worked!
Kingnoob: Looks like I lost it.*Dive bombs the Spirit.*
Spirit: *Dodges.*
Kingnoob: *Hits the ground.*
Ent: *Stupid laugh.*
Spirit: *Crackly voice.* Get him!
Ent: *Grabs Kingnoob with its one arm.*
Kingnoob: *Tries to free self, but can't.*
Blue: *Casts Hurricane, trying to hold off the spirit.*
Spirit: It's pointless trying!
Kingnoob: *Feels his energy return.*Ok, power'* back on.*Casts Inferno, burning the Ent and rockets towards the spirit.*
Spirit: *Moves and Kingnoob hits Blue.*
Blue: Dude!
Kingnoob: Ow...sorry.
Spirit: Pathetic weaklings!
Blue: Hey! We're actually really strong!
Kingnoob: Actually we rely on a lot of luck.
Blue: That's not true!
Spirit: Regardless...you have burned and disrupted the peace in this forest! You will now feel the price which all intriuders pay!
Chuckie: *Falls through the trees and lands on the spirit.*
Blue: Huh, I guess we do rely on luck.
Chuckie: What are you talking about?*Sees a fish in the spirit's pocket.*YAY!
Blue: Chuckie...why are you here?
Chuckie: *Eating the fish.*
Kingnoob: Uhh...Chuckie?
Chuckie: *Still eating.*
Blue: Chuckie!
Chuckie: *Ignores Blue.*
Kingnoob: Let's just go.
Blue: Ok.

Ten minutes later...

Chuckie: Wait...wasn't I supposed to tell them something? Well I'd better catch up.

Up with Kingnoob and Blue...

Kingnoob: I see a light!
Blue: OMG NO! Do not go towards- hey, I see it too.
Kingnoob: I think that's where the chest is.
Blue: I agree.*Cuts another vine a snake.
Blue: No it's not!
Monkey(Animal): *Falls out of tree onto Blue's head.*
Blue: SNAKE! Oh, it's just a monkey.
Kingnoob: Let's just finish this stupid journey. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter501 - Flare 2

Kinoob citizen residence, a few hours later...

Rev: *Walks into a house.*Miss?
Kat: What?
Rev: This is your house!?! What a coincidence.
Kat: What do you want shade?
Rev: Hey hey hey, I'm a Revenant.
Kat: Whatever, what do you want?
Rev: Well...I guess I'm the only one in the city that can help you.
Kat: You broke into my house to tell me that?
Rev: I didn't break into your house! I just walked through the wall.
Kat: You're worse than that demon.
Rev: You know, you're the first person who's said that.
Kat: I' almost surprised.
Rev: But I-

Suddenly there is a sonic boom and a small earthquake.

Rev: What the (bleep) was that!?!
Flare: *Laughs.*(Bleep)!
Kat:

Rev:

...It...was his first word wasn't it?
Kat: You're lucky I can't kill you.
Flare: (Bleep)!
Kat: *Looks at Rev.*I hate you.
Rev: ^_^

: Yes?
Kat and Rev: *Kill ^_^

.*
Kat: Who was that!?!
Rev: I don't know...but I have a feeling I'm not going to regret killing him.

A little while later...

Flare: (Bleep bleep bleep)!
Kat: *Throws Flare into the backyard.*
Rev: Why did you put a baby into the backyard?
Kat: He'll be fine.
Rev: Whatever lady.
Kat: GET OUT!
Rev: Sheesh.*Goes to the castle.*
Vala: *Sitting on the throne, looking bored.*
Rev: *Tried to sneak up on her with a knife.*
Vala: *Jumps in the air and dodges.*
Rev: Aww.
Vala: I hate you.
Rev: You should start a hate club. >.<
Vala: What?
Rev: Forget it.

Meanwhile...

Kat: I can't believe that stupid Revenant made Flare-
Hawk: *Screeches.*
Kat: *Jumps out the window into the backyard.*FLARE!
Flare: (BLEEP)!
Hawk: *Grabs Flare.*
Kat: No!
Rev: What?
Kat: When did you get here!?!
Rev: ...I don't know. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

01-Dec-2008 15:30:17 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:19:13 by Sirapyro

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Chapter502 - Mage training 9

Blue: *Tries to slice the vine.*Why is this fine so tough!?!
Kingnoob: Try inferno.
Blue: *Casts Inferno, but the attack bounces back.*
Kingnoob: I don't think this was meant to be a test.
Blue: Neither do I. I think something doesn't want us here.
Kingnoob: What made you think that?
Blue: Stop being sarcastic and-

The vines suddenly collapse.

Kingnoob: Wow, my sarcasm brought down the vines!
Blue: How did that happen?
Kingnoob: Who cares, I can see the chest that they want us to find!
Blue: Finally!
Kingnoob: *Tries to pry open the chest.*It's stuck!
Blue: We have to open it with magic remember?
Kingnoob: Heh heh, right.
Blue: Alright.*Casts Inferno, but nothing happens.*
Kingnoob: Uhh...
Blue: Grr. Maybe we need to do it together?
Kingnoob: Let's try it!
Both: Casts Inferno on the chest.*
Chest: *Unharmed.*
Blue: >.>
Kingnoob: Maybe a certain spell?
Blue: Maybe...*Casts air knife, nothing.*
Kingnoob: Huh, this is one stubborn chest.
Blue: Yeah...*Casts Earth pelt.*
Kingnoob: I think that might have worked.
Chest: *Unaffected.*
Blue: Nope.
Kingnoob: Grr...well maybe-
Blue: Forget it! Just cast anything you know on it!'

Blue and Kingnoob begin casting every spell they know on the chest, but continue to fail.

Kingnoob: Omg! Why won't this chest open!?!
Blue: I don't know! Maybe we can bash it open.
Kingnoob: They said it only worked with magic.
Blue: *Hits the chest with his sword.*
Chest: *Shatters.*
Kingnoob: O_-
Blue: It broke,

Suddenly Blue and Kingnoob are pulled into the remains by a magical force. A few seconds after they go through Chuckie flies in, backwards.

Blue and Kingnoob: *Appears in front of Lizzy and Milkshake.*
Milkshake: How was your journey?
Kingnoob: Fine...
Blue: It was ok...
Chuckie: *Appears on his head.*What was that!?!
Lizzy: Chuckie!?!
Chuckie: Before you say anything I have to tell you something!

Wave, Hi, and Shanee run up.

Wave: Kinoob has been captured!
Chuckie: Hey! I was about to tell them that! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter503 - Discovering the truth

Kingnoob: *Faints.*
Chuckie: *Tries to wake him up.*
Blue: What do you mean it's been captured!?!
Wave: A massive army came and defeated us...there's still hope. Milky left a while ago to get help from Camelot.
Hi: Yah, but that army was huge! I don't think Camelots is big enough.
Milkshake: Then there's only one thing we can do.
Chuckie: Eat a a lot of fish while surrendering?
All: No!
Milkshake: We have to get the three staff things.
Kingnoob: *Wakes up.* I can't believe it...
Chuckie: We're gonna get the staffs.
Kingnoob: Alright.
Hi: So, we have to go all the way to the Alter of Energy?
Wave: Don't complain.
Chuckie: What do I do?
Kingnoob: Go see if you can save anybody in Kinoob.
Chuckie: Fine, give me the hard job!*Flies away.*
Blue: Hard job?
Kingnoob: Well guys, it's just us six until this is all over.
Hi: I'm not eating any of you.
Lizzy: We have food you know.
Hi: Oh.
Shanee: Umm...what about me?
Kingnoob: General, we want you to stay here.
Shanee: You want me to stay in this old shack alone!?!
Blue: Pretty much.
Shanee: But-
Kingnoob: You'll be safe here.
Shanee: But-
Milkshake: That's final!
Wave: Now, how are we going to get to the alter?
Hi: We can teleport.
Milkshake: No, if we teleport then our enemy's can track us.
Kingnoob: How?
Lizzy: Mages can track teleportation, so if they have any mages-
Kingnoob: Oh.
Wave: Again, so how do we get there?
Blue: *Smiles and starts to float.*

Ten minutes later; Blue, Lizzy, Hi, Wave, Milkshake, and Kingnoob are flying at top speed towards a barely visible tower in the distance: the alter of energy. Meanwhile in Kinoob...

Tamed hell hounds: *Circling Rev.*
Rev: Back dogs!
Hell hound: *Tackles, and hits Rev.*
Rev: Ow! That hurt! That hurt?
Vala: Alright ghost, for mocking your ruler you are sentenced to death!
Rev: But-...I was just doing what I'm meant to do!
Vala: That's to bad for you!
Chuckie: *Lands on the ground behind the hell hounds and quietly growls.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

01-Dec-2008 23:27:08 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:20:12 by Sirapyro

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Chapter504 - The last quest

Kingnoob landed first, and almost tripped when he began to run into the temple. The rest quickly followed him.

Kingnoob: *Suddenly stops.*
Blue: What is it?
Kingnoob: I feel an absence.
Lizzy: What are you talking about?
Kingnoob: Something is missing!
Hi: What are you talking about!?!
Kingnoob: Let's get down to the alter and you'll see.
Wave: I have a very bad feeling.
Kingnoob: *Jumps down the pit into the alter.*
Blue: ...After you.*
Lizzy: Thanks.*Climbs down the ladder.*
Milkshake: *Flies down the hole.*
Blue: Why didn't I think of that?*Follows them down.*
Hi and Wave: *Jump.*
Kingnoob: *Lands.*Alright, let's-
Hi and Wave: *Land on Kingnoob.*
Blue: They should have flown down.
Milkshake: No kidding.
Kingnoob: *Stands up.* That was pleasant.
Hi: Sure.
Lizzy: Let's just get the alter open so we can retrieve the staffs.

A few minutes later the group arrives in a large, beaten up room, with a large stone in the center and an alter shaped rock at the opposite end.

Blue: Wow, this place looks terrible.
Kingnoob: It will get worse.*Puts his hand on the stone.*
Alter: *Shines and everything goes black.*
Mysterious voice: Welcome back.
Wave: *Opens eyes.* It's the spirits!
Santaren: Welcome back.

Meanwhile in Kinoob...

Chuckie: HEY!
Hell hound: *Spins around and sees Chuckie.*
Vala: Kill it!
Hell hound: *Charges at Chuckie.*
Chuckie: *Thrusts hand forward, breaking the hounds jaw. Then he throws it into a wall*Kill me huh?
Rev: A little help please?
Vala: Silence Revenant!
Chuckie: Only one person can say silence to me or Rev, even though we don't listen to him, and that's 2654! You do not-
Guard: *Puts cuffs on Chuckie.*
Chuckie: Oh come on! That was totally out of script!
Vala: Shut up! Take it to the prison with the others!
Chuckie: *Sees the catapult out of the corner of his eye and smiles.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

01-Dec-2008 23:27:09 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:20:36 by Sirapyro

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Chapter505 - The last quest 2

Kehter-Cahra: Welcome travelers.
Survanet: We were expecting you to come.
Blue: You were?
Kingnoob: Of course they were! Survanet told us to come here.
Blue: Oh, right.
Milkshake: So, can we have the staffs now please?
Santaren: There lies the problem.
Lizzy: Of course.
Survanet: They are not here.
Kingnoob: I knew it!
Kehter-Cahra: How did you- never mind. You six must retrieve them if you are to be victorious.
Wave: So, we have to find these staffs as fast as possible?
Survanet: We know the location, but there is another problem.
Hi: Of course there is.
Santaren: The San-tar is somewhere near the most sacred spot in Runescape.
Kehter-Cahra: The Keh-Ter-Cah is somewhere near the place in the Zamorak zone.
Survanet: And the Sur-van is in my palace, all the way back in Gedun.
Kingnoob: Well this is just perfect. We have no way into the other dimensions!
Survanet: Dark king, you can enter any dimension at will. And you can send anyone as well.
Hi: I wish you could have told us that before!
Kingnoob: I didn't know!
Survanet: You six must split up, for you only have three days until the Za-Ge-Ru-Sha occurs. Once it occurs, all of powers will disappear, and soon after everything will be destroyed.
Kehter-Cahra: Unless you can defeat the remaining three...we are all doomed.
Wave: Alright we get it! We know that everything will blow up, stop repeating it!Blue: It is getting kind of annoying.
Santaren: Go now!
Kingnoob: Uhh...Me and Hi, Blue and Lizzy, Milkshake and Wave?
All: Agreed.
Kingnoob: *Points his hand towards Blue and Lizzy, and they disappear.*
Hi: Where did they go?
Kingnoob: The Zamorak zone. And we're going to Gedun.
Hi: Ugh.
Kingnoob: Wave, Milkshake, meet back here when you get the San-tar.*Holds up hand, and he and Hi disappear.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter506 - The Sur-van

A strange creature was pacing around the Gedun castle. It would every now and again try to attack the castle, but it failed miserably. It looked like a giant lion, with upwards facing saber teeth, reddish fur, a tail that ended in a point, and a bed of thorns all the way around its neck.

Hi: I have a feeling it's looking for what we're looking for.
Kingnoob: And it's probably not to friendly, we'll have to sneak into the castle.
Hi: We'll have to go all the way around.
Kingnoob: And we don't have that kind of time.
Hi: Can't you teleport us inside?
Kingnoob: I can't control exact locations, just dimensions.
Hi: How can you possibly know that if you just learned the power?
Kingnoob: Because I wanted to end up in the castle, and where did we end up?
Hi: ...In a Gedunian alligator pit.
Kingnoob: Exactly, wait I thought those were tigers.
Hi: Whatever. All that matters is we have to get inside!
Kingnoob: I know.
Gedunian beast: *Stops and sniffs.*
Hi: Uh-oh.
Beast: *Turns towards Kingnoob and Hi.
Both: *Hide behind a tree.*
Beast: *Deep voice.* I am not a fool, humans!
Hi: He knows we're here.
Kingnoob: What was your-
Beast: *Swats the tree away with little effort.*
Kingnoob: First clue?
Beast: You humans seek a prize! You think that you can claim our most sacred artifact because you want it!?!
Hi: We don't want to! We have to!
Beast: FOOLS!

The shock wave of its scream blows Kingnoob and Hi to the ground.

Kingnoob: I'm not going to take this!*Casts earth pelt.*
Beast: *Does nothing.*
Hi: Uhh, got anything stronger?
Kingnoob: I think-
Beast: *Swats at Kingnoob and Hi.*
Kingnoob: *Sticks out his hands to stop the beasts attack, and succeeds.*
Hi: When did you get so strong?
Kingnoob: Just now.*Loses grip and is hit.*
Beast: I was created to kill humans, they can not kill me! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter507 - The Keh-Ter-Cah

Blue: How did we end up in hell?
Lizzy: This isn't hell.
Blue: Close enough.
Lizzy: Well, let's just find that Keh-Ter- whatever it's called and get going.
Blue: I agree.

Blue suddenly pushes Lizzy to the ground and lies down as well.

Lizzy: What are you doing?
Demon hawk: *Swoops over them, barely missing.*
Lizzy: Oh, I was thinking you had other intentions.
Blue: Thanks for having faith in me. >.<
Lizzy: Whatever, now let's fly over to Zamorak's castle and get this over with.
Blue: Alright.*Takes off with a sonic boom.*
Lizzy: *Quickly catches up, and passes Blue.*
Blue: What the? *Tries to go faster.*
Lizzy: *Lands in front of the castle.*
Blue: *Goes so fast he crashes into the castle.*Ow...
Lizzy: It's not a competition.
Blue: Now you tell me.

Inside Zamorak's castle, minutes later...

Blue: Any one home!?!
Lizzy: No one is going to-
Demon: *Howls.*
Blue: *Gulps.*
Lizzy: It can't be that bad.
Demon: *Runs around a corner, on all four limbs, foaming at the moth.*
Blue: Aah!*Casts hurricane.*
Demon: *Jumps through it and looks at Blue with thoughts of dinner.*
Lizzy: Rabid demon!
Blue: *Casts hurricane again.*Is that even possible!?!
Lizzy: I don't know, but something's wrong with this thing!*Kicks it in the nose.*
Demon: *Reels back, then grabs Lizzy.*
Blue: No!*Casts Air knife, and draws blood on the demon.*
Demon: *Starts oozing a sickly green blood, and drops Lizzy.*
Lizzy: It's poisoned!
Blue: I don't think that's possible either. And what if demon blood is always green?
Lizzy: Chuckies' is red.
Blue: But he's a freak!
Demon: *Punches Blue in the gut and tries to bite him.*
Lizzy: Oh no you don't!*Kicks the demon in the skull, knocking it away from Blue.*
Blue: Wow, that's one strong kick.
Lizzy: Stop kissing my (bleep).
Blue: It's not me!
Demon mouse:

Lizzy: *Kicks it.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter508 - The San-tar

Wave: Great, we get the fun one.
Milkshake: The most sacred spot in Runescape?
Wave: The only sacred place I know is Chuckie's room, and that isn't "good sacred".
Milkshake: You saw it!?!
Wave: He asked me to bring him a perch, I got him.
Milkshake: How>
Wave: I gave him a bird perch.

Milkshake: Did he eat it?
Wave: Ate it, thanked me, and took a nap.
Milkshake: Anyways, what is the most sacred spot in Runescape?
Wave: Wait!
Milkshake: What?
Wave: Maybe it is Chuckie's room.
Milkshake: Think serious. Where could it be?
Wave: Not god wars, not the later, not Kinoob, not those mysterious stones near Falador-
Milkshake: Wait, what did you say?
Wave: Kinoob?
Milkshake: No, the last thing.
Wave: The mysterious rocks?
Milkshake:

Wave: That actually makes sense.
Milkshake: Let's go.*Teleports both of them to where Falador used to stand.*
Wave: I thought we weren't allowed to teleport.
Milkshake: Oops.
Wave: Anyways, let's get to those rocks!
Milkshake: *Gone.*
Wave: He already left didn't he?*Runs towards the rocks.*
Milkshake: *Staring at the rocks.*
Wave: What are you doing?
Milkshake: Trying to find some kind of secret entrance.
Wave: Where will there be a secret entrance?
Milkshake: *Walks into the center of the rocks.*
Wave: *Walks next to him.*Again, what are you doing?
Milkshake: Quiet!*Holds hands level with one another.*
Wave: *About to talk.*
Milkshake: Shh...*Hands glow purple.*
Rocks: *Glow purple.*
Milkshake: *Hands turn green.*
Rocks: *Turn green.*
Milkshake: *Drops hands.*
Rocks: *Sink into the earth.*
Wave: Whoa.
Milkshake Now-

Suddenly the ground under them begins to crack open, and a large stone plate with the San-tar on it rises.*

Wave: That was easy!
Milkshake: To easy.
Wave: Oh great, don't tell me-
Rocks: *Rise out of the ground and form into one big rock.*
Wave: Uh-oh.
Stone titan: *Gets up and looks at around for its opponents.*
Milkshake: Why does this kind of thing always happen? Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

01-Dec-2008 23:27:12 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:21:59 by Sirapyro

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Chapter509 - The Sur-van 2

Hi: *Jumps towards the beast, dodging its massive paws.*
Kingnoob: *Gets up.*Hi!
Hi: I'm-
Beast: *Knocks Hi to the ground.*You take me for a fool!*Sections of its fur glow orange, revealing Gedunian symbols.*
Kingnoob: This thing likes to say fool doesn't it?
Hi: *Slowly stands up.*We have to do something.
Kingnoob: I'll distract it, you get inside!
Hi: But-
Kingnoob: Do we have to go through this? Just go!
Hi: *Charges towards the castle.*
Beast: *Goes to swat Hi.*
Kingnoob: *Casts earth bomb.*
Beast: *Turns to Kingnoob.*So you do know some fighting forms. But i assure you, human magic will not be enough!*Shakes its head.*
Kingnoob: *Feels himself moving back from the air pressure created by the beast.*
Hi: *Stops and sees Kingnoob being attacked.*
Beast: *Sniffs and turns towards Hi.*
Hi: *Pulls out a dart.*Hey kitty!
Beast: *Growls and slowly approaches Hi.*
Hi: *looks at the beast, then at the dart.*Who am I kidding?
Beast: *Lunged to catch Hi.*
Hi: **Runs under the Beast.*
Beast: *Stumbles, but quickly recovers.*
Kingnoob: I told you to go!
Hi: Not alone! You need help!
Beast: *Growls.* I don't even see why you humans would want a Gedunian treasure. But I assure you that you will not obtain it!*Roars and rays of energy fly from every part of his body at Kingnoob and Hi.*
Kingnoob: *Pushes Hi behind him and creates a shield.*
Beams: *Hit the shield, and quickly break through.*
Kingnoob: *Quickly brings up his hand and feels an energy leave his body.*
Beast: *Curiously looks at Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Thrusts hands forward and the attack is redirected.*
Beast: *Jumps to the side.*I see I am not dealing with ordinary humans, it looks like I will have to use more power!
Hi: I'm just surprised he doesn't eat us and get it over with.
Kingnoob: Shh. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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