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Chapter510 - The Keh-Ter-Cah 2


Demon: *Oozes more blood and foam while it lies unconscious on the floor.*
Lizzy: That's just gross.
Blue: *Taking a picture.*Heh, Chuckie's going to love this.
Lizzy: What is that thing?
Blue: ...I don't know.
Camera: *Disappears.*
Blue: Aww.
Lizzy: Forget it, let's just go find that staff!
Blue: Agreed.

In the throne room...

Blue: *Looks in.* Nope, but there is something in here.
Lizzy: What?*looks in and sees Zamorak's corpse.*Omg that's foul!
Blue: Yeah, I thought the demons would at least eat him.
Lizzy: :| Let's just go.

In the cafeteria...

Lizzy: Nothing in here.
Blue: *Walks in holding stomach.* Nope.
Lizzy: What's wrong with your stomach?
Blue: Remember I said I like spicy food?
Lizzy: Yeah?
Blue: Well, demons make an awful spicy curry that goes right through you.
Lizzy: You ate demon curry!?!
Blue: No, I just smelled it and I feel sick!

In the treasure room...

Blue: Hmm...gold, necklace, gold, jewel, gold, diamond, gold, television-..television?
Lizzy: Would you concentrate?
Blue: Not now!
Lizzy: *Breaks the television set.*
Blue: Aww.
Lizzy: Wait, I see it!
Blue: I'll get it!*Goes to grab the staff, but he stops at a low growling.*
Lizzy: Was that you? Man, that curry did go through-
Blue: That wasn't me.
Lizzy: Oh great, don't tell me there's some kind of beast in the gold.
Blue: *Sees a scale in the gold. He puts a gold piece over it.*No.
Monster: *Stands up.*
Lizzy: You lied!
Blue: I didn't want to worry you!*Casts inferno.*
Monster: *Godzilla like scream.*
Blue: This story is so copy righting. >.<
Monster: *Grabs Lizzy.*
Blue: Hey! That's my girl!
Lizzy: Thanks. >.<
Blue: Let me rephrase that, put down my wife!
Monster: *Throws Lizzy at Blue.*
Lizzy: I'm back, happy?
Blue: Yep. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

01-Dec-2008 23:27:13 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:22:47 by Sirapyro

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Chapter511 - The San-tar 2


Milkshake: Slowly back away.
Titan: *Looks down and sees Wave.*
Wave: Hi...?
Titan: *Slowly lifts leg to stomp on Wave.*
Wave: *Pulls out whips and cracks its foot.*
Titan: *Stumbles back, and looks at Wave even more angry.*
Wave: Come get some!*Puts whips away, and pulls out his godsword.*
Titan: *Reaches down to pick Wave up.*
Wave: *Jumps over its hand and slams the edge of his sword through its arm.*
Titan: *Deep scream and lifts Wave into the air.*
Milkshake: *Casts earth pelt on the titans foot then rockets towards Wave.I
Titan: *Shakes Wave off and swats at Milkshake.*
Wave: *Pulls out whips and lashes onto a tree.*Milkshake!*Throws his other whip.*
Titan: *Opens mouth to roar.*
Whip: *Hits the titan in the lip.*
Titan: *Stops in confusion.*
Wave: I missed.*Jumps down.*
Milkshake: *Casts telekinetic grasp, and recovers the whip.*How are we supposed to kill rock?
Wave: I don't know, don't you have some kind of magic spell?
Milkshake: Unfortunately no. At least nothing that can take down a rock.*
Wave: Take down a rock...?
Milkshake: Please tell me you have an idea.
Wave: Attack!*Pulls out a dragon dart and throws it at the titan's mouth.*
Dart: *Pierces the titans lip.*
Titan: *Groans in pain.*
Wave: Oh come on!*Pulls out godsword and slashes at its foot.*
Titan: *Looks down at Wave.*
Wave: Hello "titan."
Titan: *Grabs Wave.*
Milkshake: What is he doing!?!*Begins to charge tri-bomb.*
Wave: Well you got me, now what?
Titan: *Lifts arm up to throw Wave at the ground.*
Wave: Wait, you were supposed to swallow me whole!
Milkshake: *Shoots tri-bomb, and hits the titan in the chest.*
Titan: *Drops Wave.*
Wave: *Spins whips so fast it stops his fall.*
Milkshake: That's one way to stop falling.
Wave: Yah, now let's get out of here!
Milkshake: Alright, let me just get the staff really quick. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

01-Dec-2008 23:27:14 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:23:23 by Sirapyro

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Chapter512 - The Sur-van 3


Beast: *Stands up on two legs, and slams the other two on the ground.*
Hi: Earthquake!
Kingnoob: *Starts to fly.*
Hi: What about me!?!
Kingnoob: I'll be back! Just don't die!
Hi: That's helpful.
Kingnoob: *Flies towards the beast.*
Beast: *Lifts up paw to stop Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Casts inferno as he flies towards the beast.*
Beast: *Avoids the fire and loses sight of Kingnoob.*I know you're near. I can smell you!
Kingnoob: *Bursts out of the sky, surrounded by fire, headed right for the beast.*
Beast: *Roars to stop Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Keeps going.*
Beast: *Braces to attack.*
Kingnoob: *Stops and thrusts his hands forward and a large blast of fire and air consume to beast.*
Hi: Whoa.
Kingnoob: *Staggers back.*I think it worked.
Beast: *Jumps out of the fire.*Foolish human! I told you that I can not be killed by humans!*Attempts to pounce the two.*
Kingnoob: *Holds hand out and a black energy blasts the beast onto its back.*
Beast: *Gets up and looks at Kingnoob in shock.*You-...
Kingnoob: What is it? Afraid?
Beast: You are the Dark king!
Hi: Wow, they even know you in Gedun.
Kingnoob: Shush. What about it?
Beast: I believed you two to be associated with the thieves that came here days ago.
Hi: I'm guessing he's talking about Derponet.
Kingnoob: So, now what?
Beast: I know why you are here. You seek to kill the Quad-zoner.
Hi: The Quad-zoner?
Beast: It is a being that lives in Runescape, but is created from all four dimensions. Although, it is human now.
Kingnoob: So it was a Quad-zoner?
Beast: It will be the hardest thing you will ever have to fight*Turns towards the castle and looks back.*
Kingnoob: Who is it?
Beast: That is why you seek this.*Places the Sur-van on the ground in front of them.*Combine its energy with the others, and you will learn the truth.
Hi: We know, that's why we came to get it.
Beast: Go Dark king and friend, go before it is to late.
Kingnoob: *Teleports them to Runescape.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 01:48:55 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:23:48 by Sirapyro

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Chapter513 - The Keh-Ter-Cah 3


Lizzy: *Gets up and casts shock.*
Monster: *Lightly groans and advances on the two.*
Blue: Any other ideas?
Lizzy: You bet.*Casts tsunami and completely water logs the monster.*
Blue: Now my turn!*Casts shock.*
Monster: *Screeches and dives out of the water.*
Lizzy: Keep fighting!*Casts quake.*
Blue: *Pulls out a beer bomb.*Alright you big...thing, time to meet doom.
Monster: *Punches Blue.*
Blue: *Drops the bomb.*Lizzy!
Lizzy: *Casts telekinetic grasp on the bomb and throws it.*
Monster: *Swats it away.*Grr...
Blue: Alright, let's do this!*Casts inferno, then hurricane, then tsunami.*
Lizzy: Casts Quake and hurricane.*
Monster: *Hit by hurricane and quake, but dodges the others.*
Blue: Alright, this story is getting very boring.
Lizzy: But just wait one more day, we'll do our best to do good!
Monster: ?
Blue: Talking to the people watching.
Monster: :|
Lizzy: Trust us, there are.
Monster: *Shrugs and tries to attack.*
Blue: *Pulls out his poisoned dragon dagger and stabs it.*
Monster: *Stumbles and falls backwards.*
Lizzy: Ok...not as epic as I thought. But let's just get out of here!
Blue: *Grabs the staff.*How?
Lizzy: That could be a problem.
Blue: Yah, maybe we can use that inter-dimension lava portal.
Lizzy: The lava-maze? I don't know...
Blue: Come on, it's the only way we've got.
Lizzy: ...Fine.*Flies off.*
Blue: Hey, wait up!*Flies right behind her.*
Lizzy: *Stops flying and lands in the lava maze lava.
Blue: *Dives into the lava.*

Meanwhile in Runescape...

Lizzy: *Pops out of the lava.* It worked!
Blue: *Flies straight up out of the lava.*
Lizzy: Get down here!
Blue: *Lands next to her.*Alright, where do we meet Kingnoob?
Lizzy: Back at the alter, I hope they had better luck than we did. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 01:48:55 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:24:06 by Sirapyro

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Chapter514 - The San-tar 3


Milkshake: *Grabs the staff but hears a clink as he picks it up.*
Wave: What was that?
Milkshake: I don't know, but it can't be good.

Suddenly a small black hole opens under Milkshake's feet.

Milkshake: Eep!*Moves away from it.*
Wave: What is that!?!
Milkshake: I don't know, but it looks like something is coming out.
Wave: Of course... O_o
O_o : Yes?
Milkshake: *Pushes O_o into the black hole.*
O_o : Whee!
Wave: Omg...let's get out of here!
Figure: *Gets out of the black hole, with a lump on his head.* Stupid noob.
Milkshake: Uh-oh.
Wave: Get back in that hole where you belong!
Figure: *Pulls out flashcard.*I am a shade! Return that staff or feel my might!
Milkshake: Did you just read that off a list?
Shade: *Burns flashcard.*No, wait...I think my girlfriend's number was on that card.
Wave: Boo-hoo.
Shade: *Clears throat.*I will not kill you for stealing a sacred artifact.
Milkshake: *Grabs a snack out of Wave's back pocket and throws it at the shade.*
Shade: OW! You threw food at my eye!
Wave: I have no idea where that came from!
Milkshake: Sure.
Wave: I don't!
Shade: STOP! I'm serious now, give me the-
Wave: Taps his foot.*
Shade: Evil! Stop that accursed tune!
Wave: Then get back in your hole music boy!
Shade: I hate music! I'm not a music-
O_o : *Pulls the shade into the hole.* Say whee with me!*Falls.*
Shade: Aah!
Wave: Uhh...
Milkshake: *Puts a rock over the hole.*
Rock: *Flls into the hole.*
Shade: Ow! I'm in no need to kill me!
Milkshake: Uhh...*Puts a bigger rock over.*
Rock: *Falls.*
Shade: AAAH-
Milkshake: Uhh...we'll just leave it open.
Wave: Agreed.
Milkshake: Alright, I'll teleport us to the alter.
Wave: Wait we're not allowed to-
Milkshake: *Teleports.*
Wave: Teleport.
Milkshake: Oops. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 01:48:56 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:24:36 by Sirapyro

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Chapter515 - The revelation


Chuckie sat in his cell, his cellmate was 2654. But Chuckie seemed to be waiting for something. And something soon.

2654: Alright, what's up?
Chuckie: Wait for it.
2654: What are you talking about!?!
Guard: *Opens the door and pushes Milky through.*
Warden: You got another one?
Guard: We caught him trying to rally Camelot's army. But believe me, they won't be coming any time soon.
Warden: Alright, put him in the empty cell at the end of the hall.
Chuckie: Wait for it...
Warden: *Turns towards Chuckie.*
Chuckie: NOW!*Charges the gate and breaks out. He rips through the warden and glares at the guard with evil eyes and teeth showing; snarling.*
Guard: *Let's go of Milky and backs against the wall.*
Chuckie: *Deep, menacing roar and charges at the guard.*
2654: *Rolls out of the cell and shatters the other cells locks with his bow.*
Milky: *Casts inferno to bust open the door.*
Monkey: Freedom!
Chuckie: Get them out of here!
Rev: What about you?
Milky: Yeah.
Chuckie: Get everyone out of here except me and 2654.
Milky: What?
Chuckie: Do it! I have a plan!
Milky: But-
Chuckie: Do it!
Milky: *Teleports everyone except Chuckie and 2654 out.*
2654: What's the plan?
Chuckie: I'll tell you on the way.

Meanwhile in the alter of energy...

Milkshake: *Looks around.* I don't see them.
Lizzy and Blue: *Land next to Milkshake and Wave.*
Blue: We late?
Wave: Nope.
Kingnoob and Hi: *Appear in a black cloud.*
Lizzy: We're all here.
Kingnoob: Milkshake, give Lizzy your staff.
Milkshake: Why?
Kingnoob: Do it! The most original members of the clan must do this.

Kingnoob holds out the Sur-van, Blue puts the Keh-Ter-Cah on top, and Lizzy puts the San-tar on top of both. At first nothing happened. But suddenly Kingnoob suddenly felt himself traveling through time. He saw a carriage crash through the walls of castle wars, he saw Fancy, and he saw every face he had ever seen pass by him extremely fast. After that he saw Fancy in the games room. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 01:48:57 - Last edited on 31-Dec-2008 00:26:00 by Sirapyro

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Chapter516 - The Za-Ge-Ru-Sha Part1: The final three


Dorkstein passed over the rickety bridge that used to pass over river Lum. He continued and stopped when he reached a burnt patch of ground, the area where the castle once stood. He smiled evilly and began creating a ball of energy that was rapidly growing. Suddenly two beams erupted from the energy, one went towards the temple in the wild and the other towards Dorkstein's base. Kingnoob silently landed behind Dorkstein, many swords attached to his back. He saw the beams and quickly casted air strike to corrupt them. Dorkstein noticed the attack and turned around.

Dorkstein: After more than half a century we finally meet again!
Kingnoob: I thought I had seen the last of you oh so long ago.
Dorkstein: Well, your attempt at stopping me will fail. I assure it.*Casts thunder storm.*
Kingnoob: *Claps hands and a wave of ice stops lightning. Then he pulls out duel swords.*I beg to differ!
Dorkstein: *Pulls out a long, scimitar shaped sword.* Then prepare for the fight of your life!

Meanwhile in Dorkstein's base Blue, Hi, and Wave silently broke into the base, and started making there way to the room with the artifact(Cube, sphere, pyramid thing) when they were cut off.

Vala: Hello, thought you could sneak in huh?
Hi: No, we expected a fight, but I don't think we've met.
Vala: No, we haven't. I am Dorkstein's admiral: Vala.
Blue: Alright Admiral, hand over that artifact and we won't have to harm you.
Vala: *Laughs.* You are sadly mistaken.*Throws three darts at each of the three.*
Wave: *Pulls out whips and destroys all of the darts.*
Blue: *Quickly jumps over Wave and throws a beer bomb.*
Bomb: *Explodes.*
Vala: *Rolls out of the smoke, completely unharmed.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Meanwhile far away in the wild, the secret underground temple had risen to the surface and in it was Derponet. As was Dorkstein, he too was creating a large ball of energy that was cut off when he heard footsteps.

Lizzy: *Slides through the doorway and quickly casts blaze.*
Derponet: *Lifts hand and the fire rises the the ceiling.*
Milkshake: *Appears in front of Lizzy and casts air knife over and over.*
Derponet: *Drops the fire which stops Milkshake's attack.*Right to the fight I see.*Casts crush.*
Milkshake: *Spins while casting Inferno which destroys the metal.*
Lizzy: *Charges at Derponet, ready to fight anything he could throw.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 01:48:59 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:26:46 by Sirapyro

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Chapter517 - The Za-Ge-Ru-Sha Part1: The final three


Dorkstein: *Smashes Kingnoob with his sword, using both hands.*
Kingnoob: *Uses his swords as scissors to grab Dorkstein's, and block the attack.*
Dorkstein: *Pulls his sword out.*
Kingnoob: *Loses grip of both swords.*
Dorkstein: *Again brings his sword down at Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Casts Hurricane to blow Dorkstein away. Then he picks his swords up.*
Dorkstein: *Throws sword like a frisbee.*
Kingnoob: *Tries to block, but the force sends him crashing to the ground.*
Dorkstein: *Pulls out another sword and jumps, sword facing Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Sinks into the ground.*
Dorkstein: *Lands and casts quake, causing Kingnoob to fly above ground.*
Kingnoob: *Groans, and quickly uses air knife to trip Dorkstein.*
Dorkstein: *Jumps over it and thrusts at Kingnoob to stab him.*
Kingnoob: *Barely dodges, then he punches Dorkstein in the jaw.*

Vala: *Pulls out a strange,purple, glowing whip.*
Wave: *Spins his whips to intimidate Vala.*
Blue: Attack now!*Throws a beer bomb then his sword.*
Vala: *Knocks the beer bomb towards Hi and catches the sword.*
Hi: *Grabs the bomb and throws it away before it could explode.*
Wave: *Let's go of his whips and tey spiral towards Vala.*
Vala: *Side flips between the thin space between the two whips, then she lashes at Blue.*
Blue: *Holds up his shield, then he throws his ddp at her legs.*
Vala: *Dodges so fast it was like she didn't move, then she elbows Blue to the ground and throws a dart at Wave.*
Blue: *Casts telekinetic grab to save Wave.*
Wave: *Quickly pulls out his god sword and slashes at Vala.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 01:48:59 - Last edited on 31-Dec-2008 00:29:41 by Sirapyro

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