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Milkshake: *Flies to the roof, and tears of the plating. He then starts throwing them as boomerangs at Derponet.*
Derponet: *Flips over Lizzy and uses the steel plating as stairs to get to Milkshake.*
Milkshake: *Flies around Derponet and kicks him off of the plating.*
Derponet: *Disappears, then reappears behind Milkshake.*
Lizzy: *Casts thunder storm, only to have it thrown back at her.*
Derponet: *Kicks Milkshake to the ground then casts crush on him.*
Milkshake: *Casts shield.*
Lizzy: Hey!
Derponet: *Casts Blaze.*
Lizzy: *Flips over and casts tsunami.*
Derponet: *Freezes the water and throws it at Lizzy.*
Lizzy: *Attempts to cast Inferno to block, but she is struck by the ice.*
Milkshake: *Rockets out of the steel and tackles Derponet. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 01:49:00 - Last edited on 31-Dec-2008 00:30:37 by Sirapyro

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Chapter518 - The Za-Ge-Ru-Sha Part1: The final three

Kingnoob: *Flies over Dorkstein and grabs his swords. He then puts them on his back and pulls out his bow.*
Dorkstein: *Turns to Kingnoob and sees an arrow inches from his face, but he quickly ducks and casts earth pelt.*
Kingnoob: *Drops his bow when he got hit.*That it?
Dorkstein: *Screams and casts quake nonstop.*
Kingnoob: *Jumps up and flies towards a canyon far off in the distance.*
Dorkstein: *Quickly repeats Kingnoob's action, casting spell after spell trying to knock him out of the sky.*
Kingnoob: *Stops and kicks Dorkstein as he passes by.*
Dorkstein: *Grabs Kingnoob's foot and pulls him down with him.*
Kingnoob: *Uses burst of strength and breaks free, he continues towards the canyon.*
Dorkstein: *Recovers, and flies directly after Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Stops flying and lands on the canyon, he quickly turns around and casts earth bomb.*
Dorkstein: *Punches through the rock and lands on the canyon a few feet from Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Thrusts his hands down and hundreds of stone shards fly at Dorkstein.*
Dorkstein: *Jumps over them and kicks Kingnoob while in the air.*

Blue: *Jumps to his feet and attempts to punch Vala.*
Vala: *Grabs his fist and twists it.*
Blue: *Screams.*
Hi: *Jumps to tackle Vala.*
Vala: *Let's go of Blue and punches Hi in the stomach.*
Wave: *Grabs his whip, throws it at Vala, then charges her himself.*
Vala: *Catches the whip and lashes at Wave with her own.*
Wave: *Blocks with his sword and thrusts his foot out to kick Vala.*
Vala: *Flips over Wave, and pushes him into Hi.*
Hi: *Rolls out of the way and throws his own dart.*
Vala: *Shatters the dart and swings her whip at Hi.*
Blue: *Hits the whip off course with his scimitar.*As long as there's three of us you can't kill us.
Vala: *Looks at the three.* Watch me. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 01:49:01 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:27:37 by Sirapyro

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Derponet: *Blows Milkshake off, then he casts blaze.*
Milkshake: *Absorbs the attack, then he fires it at the ice on Lizzy.*
Lizzy: *Leaps out of the steam and strikes Derponet across the face. She quickly follows up with air knife.*
Derponet: *Staggers back, but suddenly all of his scars and bruises disappear.*
Milkshake: Omg!*Casts phoenix and hurricane.*
Derponet: *Casts snowstorm and dives through the attack.*
Lizzy: *Casts ice shard.*
Derponet: *Grabs the shard and throws it back.*
Milkshake: *Casts engulf.*
Derponet: *Casts tsunami and knocks both Lizzy and Milkshake to the ground.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 02:10:43 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:27:52 by Sirapyro

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Chapter519 - The Za-Ge-Ru-Sha Part1: The final three

Kingnoob: *Sinks into the canyon and pops up a few yards away. He begins casting earth bomb and pelt like a madman.*
Dorkstein: *Slowly breaks through the rocks and moves towards Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Casts snowstorm.*
Dorkstein: *Jumps out of the way and casts thunder storm.*
Kingnoob: *Holds up hands to block, but he is blown nearly off the cliff.*
Dorkstein: *Runs for Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Jumps off the edge and flies towards the ocean.*
Dorkstein: *Casts missile so fast he catches up with Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Drops underneath Dorkstein and grabs him, then he throws him towards the ground.*
Dorkstein: *Instantly continues chasing Kingnoob.*

Blue: *Swipes at Vala as hard as he can.*
Wave: *Swings his whips at her crazily.*
Hi: *Slashes at Vala with extreme speed.*
Vala: *Jumps against the wall, onto the roof, lands on Blue, kicks Wave in the face, and punches Hi in the gut.*
Blue: *Slings Vala of him. and quickly throws even more beer bombs at her.*
Vala: *Shatters each bomb as is passes by.*
Wave: *Swings his god sword over his shoulder at her.*
Vala: **Catches it by the side and twists it out of Wave's hand.*
Hi: *Jumps out of nowhere and lands on Vala's back.*
Vala: *Flips Hi off of her, then kicks him while he's down.*
Blue: *Throws his sword.*
Vala: *Ducks and whips at Blue.*
Blue: *Starts to dodge, but he is hit directly in the chest.*
Wave: *Picks up Blue's sword and slashes at Val*'* head.*
Vala: *Maneuvers around the attacks better than anyone they knew.*
Hi: *Locks his feet around her foot.*
Vala: *Pulls her foot forward and sends Hi sliding across the floor.*
Hi: *Bounces off the wall and throws at least ten darts.*
Vala: *Ducks under every dart and throws her own at Hi, which hit him in the shoulder.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 02:10:44 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:28:11 by Sirapyro

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Lizzy: *Jumps to her feet and casts tsunami, soaking the floor.*
Milkshake: *Gets up and freezes the water.*
Derponet: *Charges at Lizzy, but slips in the process.*
Milkshake: *Holds back laughter.*
Derponet: *Screams and shatters the ice, then he starts shooting magic bombs in every direction.*
Milkshake: *Grabs Lizzy and starts running outside.*
Lizzy: What are you doing!?!
Milkshake: We're going to get outside so we have a larger battlefield.
Lizzy: Wait, what about-
Milkshake: *Pushes Lizzy outside.*

Once they were both outside a strange creaking could be heard. They turned around and swore they saw the temple move. Seconds later they learned they were right for the entire temple began to transform into the shape of Derponet.

Derponet battle suit: *Laughs and casts inferno.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 02:10:45 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:28:32 by Sirapyro

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Chapter520 - The Za-Ge-Ru-Sha Part1: The final three

Kingnoob: *Flies as fast as he can, the ocean still not in sight.*
Dorkstein: Coward!*Casts blaze.*
Kingnoob: Maneuvers around it and casts engulf.*
Dorkstein: *Dodges the first part, but then is hit by the second.*
Kingnoob: *Smiles and continues towards the ocean.*
Dorkstein: *Takes of so fast he leaves a trail of smoke.*
Kingnoob: *Barrel rolls to the side and avoids Dorkstein.*
Dorkstein: *Stops and casts phoenix at Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Holds up his hand and a black aura of energy destroys the attack.*
Dorkstein: *Stares at Kingnoob in confusion.*
Kingnoob: *Zooms by Dorkstein so fast he was almost invisible.*
Dorkstein: *Quickly takes of after him.*
Kingnoob: *Sees the ocean and smiles.*
Dorkstein: *Casts ice shard.*
Kingnoob: *Feels the shard slice his leg and he begins to fall towards the ocean.*
Dorkstein: *Watches Kingnoob fall to the ground.*
Kingnoob: *Looks at his leg and sees a black goo over the wound, it disappears and the scar is gone.*
Dorkstein: *Sees Kingnoob recover and takes off after him.*
Kingnoob: *Puts his hands into a diving position and let's himself soar directly into the water. He quickly goes under then he flies back up, a massive amount of water coming up with him. He pointed at Dorkstein and a flood of water flies at Dorkstein.*

Blue: Hi!*Runs to help Hi.*
Vala: *Wraps her whip around Blue's leg, tripping him.*
Wave: *Punches Vala, but barely misses.*
Vala: *Grabs Wave's arm and flips him into another room.*
Hi: *Pulls the dart out and sees a pile of bricks next to him.*
Blue: *Pulls out a beer glass and tries to shatter it on Vala.*
Vala: *Dodges so easily it was like she was playing a game. Suddenly a red stone caught her attention and she ducked.*
Hi: Yah take that (bleep)!*Throws another brick.*
Vala: *Charges at Hi.*
Wave: *Jumps out of nowhere and knocks Vala to the ground.*
Vala: *Groans.*
Wave: No way you're going to live this fight. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 02:10:45 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:28:55 by Sirapyro

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Lizzy: Nice plan!*Casts crush, but Derponet quickly breaks out of the spell.*
Derponet: Scared now!?! I am unstoppable!*Casts earth bomb.*
Milkshake *Catches the rock and throws it at Derponet.*
Derponet: *Shatters the rock.*Hahahahaha!
Lizzy: *Casts phoenix.*
Derponet: *Simply walks through the flames, unaffected.*
Milkshake: We need something to destroy that steel.*Casts earth pelt.*
Derponet: *Continues walking.*
Milkshake: Try to crack the chest armor, I'll handle it from there!
Lizzy: *Casts tsunami on the chest.*
Derponet: *Slaps his hand through the water, knocking Lizzy out of balance.
Milkshake: Yeah, rust it.*Casts tsunami.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 02:10:46 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:29:15 by Sirapyro

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Chapter521 - The Za-Ge-Ru-Sha Part1: The final three

Dorkstein: *Freezes the water and shatters it. He then flies at Kingnoob and grabs him. They both fall into the water.*
Kingnoob: *Casts flood underwater.*
Dorkstein: *Starts moving backwards uncontrollably.*
Kingnoob: *Casts Hurricane towards the ground and flies out of the water faster than he went it.*
Dorkstein: *Comes out of the water with a sonic boom.*
Kingnoob: *Back flips and gets behind Dorkstein.*
Dorkstein: *Turns around and flies at Kingnoob with all his energy.*
Kingnoob: *Flies along the water, towards Karamja.*
Dorkstein: *Turns to follow Kingnoob, a huge wake of water behind him.*
Kingnoob: *Casts Hurricane backwards to gain extra speed.*
Dorkstein: *Casts inferno to try to stop Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Feels the fire nearing him and pushes himself to go faster.*
Dorkstein: *Pulls off to the side.*
Kingnoob: * looks around for him, then hears something above him. He looked up and saw Dorkstein coming down at him. He dives underwater and comes back up with a whirlpool of water surrounding him.*
Dorkstein: *Hesitates, but is quickly struck by the attack Kingnoob created.*
Kingnoob: *Loops around and lands on Karamja's shore.*

Vala: *Grabs Wave's feet, but lets go and pulls back as a brick passes by.*
Hi: Ha! Afraid of a little pain?*Throws another brick.*
Vala: *Gets up and dodges.*No, just trying to keep a reputation!
Blue: *Tackles her from behind.*Well we're going to ruin it.
Vala: *Gets up, which throws Blue off.*
Blue: There's nothing that can-...
Wave: What?
Blue: Keep fighting, I'll be right back.*Runs into another room.*
Hi: *Throws the last brick and gets up.*
Vala: Aww, did your little friend leave you?
Wave: He'll be back. And I'm pretty sure you won't like what he comes back with. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 02:10:47 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:29:38 by Sirapyro

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Derponet: *Continues blocking the water.*
Milkshake: *Spins arms and hundreds of gallons of water fly at Derponet.*Your turn?
Lizzy: *Casts thunder storm.*
Derponet: *Sees the armor start to crack.*So, you want me to crack huh? Well I'll just have to crack you first!*Swings his fist at Milkshake.*
Lizzy: No!*Jumps in front and casts shield.*
Derponet: *Throws Lizzy away, wounding her.*
Milkshake: Lizzy!*Spins around and casts earth bomb.*
Rock: *Makes a larger crack in the armor.*
Derponet: I don't think so!*Tries to punch Milkshake.*
Milkshake: *Catches the fist and pulls it off.*
Derponet: *Looks at the suits missing hand.*Clever, but one missing hand will not stall me!
Milkshake: But I can!*Casts Inferno into the hole.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 02:10:47 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:29:53 by Sirapyro

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Chapter522 - The Za-Ge-Ru-Sha part two: The Dark king

Kingnoob: *Turns around and Casts Thunder storm at Dorkstein, who was still over the water.*
Dorkstein: *Moves around the lightning and lands on the beach*
Kingnoob: *Rockets towards the volcano.*
Dorkstein: *Starts running through the forest towards the volcano with extreme speed.*
Kingnoob: *Lands at the foot of the volcano, and starts running towards the top.*
Dorkstein: *Bursts out of the forest and charges up the volcano twice as fast.*
Kingnoob: *Cast quake as he runs up the volcano, causing Dorkstein to stumble.*
Dorkstein: *Flies to the top of the volcano, where he finds Kingnoob waiting for him, swords drawn.*
Kingnoob: Bring it!*Slashes at Dorkstein.*
Dorkstein: *Pulls out his sword and blocks. The two start clashing swords at extreme speeds.*
Kingnoob: *Clashes his swords onto Dorkstein's and he throws it away.*
Dorkstein: *Does a back slip and raises his hands. As he does this the lava in the volcano starts bubbling, and in an instant the volcano erupts, all of the lava aimed for Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Creates a shield.*
Dorkstein: *Creating more lava.*Come out coward, you can't hide forever!
Kingnoob: *Flies out of the lava fast enough that he wasn't burned.*Coward huh? I'll show you coward!*Flies off.*
Dorkstein: Wow.*Flies after him.*

Hi: *Punches at Vala, but again he misses.*
Wave: *Tries to whip her, only to have her whip block all of his attacks.*
Vala: *Jump in the air, kicks both of them in the face at the same time, and lands perfectly.*
Blue: *In another room.*Alright, let's see if this works.*Teleports in hundreds of empty beer glasses. He holds up his hands and the glass begins to melt and move.*
Vala: *Kicks Wave in the chest and takes Hi's weapon.*
Hi: Hey!*Tries to punch her.*
Vala: *Kicks him to the ground without looking.*
Wave: *Blocking Vala's whip and sword, getting extremely exhausted.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

02-Dec-2008 02:10:48 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:30:15 by Sirapyro

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