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Chapter304 - Preperation


Hi finally reached the throne room stopping in an instant.

Blue: What the? Who are you and why are you here?
Hi: I can help you guys. I understand you are going into Gedun.
Chuckie: So?
Hi: I am not talking to you big "dedicated" one.
Chuckie: Well.
Rat: You seem familiar.
Hi: I don't know what you mean.

Zee and Rafiel roll into the throne room panting and gasping for air.

Lee: Zee.
Zee: Lee.
Rafiel: Blue!
Blue: Rafiel!
: Chuckie!
Chuckie: ...wait I don't like you!
:
Tk: Can we please just send the noobs on there quest.
Blue: We're still preparing them.
Hi: Where are you sending them?
Nubles: To tutorial island to kidnap the Survival expert.
Hi: ...
Hendrik: She's a gedunian mage that can teleport all of us to Gedun.
Zee: So Lee, can we join your team.
Blue: Rafiel can not join!
Rafiel: To bad!
Lee: Oh let's just send-

Just then the entire castle shakes and sends everyone crashing to the floor. everyone went unconcious except Chuckie.

Chuckie: Oh great. Well I guess I should go see what happened.*Looks out the window and sees a glowing red figure standing in the graveyard.*Holy!

The figure sees Chuckie in the window and flys towards him. The figure breaks through the wall and the red disapears revealing Ser alive and powers back. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter305 - Preperation part two


Ser stood over Chuckie ,who was on the ground confused, and offered to help him up. Chuckie easily dragged Ser to the floor and stood up himself.

Ser: What happened?
Chuckie: You knocked out twenty-six people with one move. It's a new record.
Ser: !?!
Mk: What happened?
Ser: I knocked you out.
Chuckie: Don't brag!
Mk: Ser!*Jumps to his feet and grabs Sers hand and almost crushes it.*
Ser: Ok ok ok! Not so hard!
Mk: Sorry.
Chuckie: I'm gonna take a nap.
Ser: Chuckie!
Chuckie: Ugh.
Lee: Ser?
Blue: Ser's back!

After alot of hellos to Ser, a few introductions to Ser, and a few screams at Chuckie...

Kingchoob: It's mr.super...no wait Mr.Incredible!
Nubles: ...*Backslaps Kingchoob unconcious.*
: Wowyoulooklikeareallycoolguy.
Ser: Gaaah! Noob speak!
Milkshake: Now what?
Hi: Your plan?
Milkshake: Oh right.
Chuckie: I am so bored!
Rat: Oh be quiet!

Meanwhile...

A black and red robed figure floated towards the lava maze. The figure was bowed to by the demons and the figure walked into the lava. He was completely unaffected and when he submerged he was in a much more evil looking place.

???????: Home.
Demon: Welcome back to the Zamorak zone, King Zamorak.
Zamorak: Thank you Chisel, weird name for a female demon.
Chisel: Hmph.

Meanwhile far away from Kinoob, the Wild, or even Lumbridge...

A ranger pulls back on his bow and lets his arrow zip through the chest of a goblin. The man the loads three more arrows and fires all three killing three goblins.

Goblin general: That's enough target practice.
????: Fine.
Messenger: Umm, sir?
General: ?
Messenger: I have word that "they" are returning.
????: When?
Messenger: Not to this exact land but...soon.

The figure quickly grabbed a neon arrow and fired it a wall, instantly destroying it. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter306 - The noobs quest


Several hours laterthe noobs were on a boat heading to Tutorial island. There mission: kidnap the survival expert and bring her to Kinoob. After an hour the boat landed on the shores of the island and the noobs departed.

Kingchoob: Where should we look first?
: I don't know...maybe over there.*Points to survival expert.*
Kingchoob: No. That's not what the survival expert looks like!
Survival expert: ? Who called me!
Kingchoob: Hi Ms.Gedunian!
Survival expert: What? How do you know of my origin?
Kingchoob: Grazelda told us.
: Can you come with us Soorun?
Survival expert: ...It's suran and no I will not!
Kingchoob: Would you rather deal with three noobs or 5,000?
Survival expert: Where did you say we were going?

The survival expert gets on the boat and sets sail leaving the noobs stranded on tutorial island.

Kingchoob: Hmm...I wonder*Grabs tinderbox.*
Mage: No!*Teleports noobs to mainland.*
Kingchoob: That worked perfectly.
: Ohmightynoobgodtakeustothenoobnamedcityalongwiththesurvivalexpert!

The four suddenly findthemselves inside the Kinoob castle.

Survival expert: What happened?
Grazelda: Hello princess Suran.
Suran: Grazelda!
Lee: Alright tell us how to get into Gedun!
Suran: Now that the portal is destroyed it is impossible!
Grazelda: We know you can teleport us in daughter of Survanet.
Suran: Grr.
Blue: Send us to Gedun now!
Suran: Fine, but you have to do something for me first.
Blue: What's that?
Suran: Bring me a shard from the destroyed Eye.
Blue: We'd have to go all the way into the desert!
Suran: Then you don't get into Gedun. So, what's it gonna be? Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter310 - The shard


Chuckie: So, now we just have to find a peice of glass.
Blue: Yep.
Chuckie: This is gonna be to easy!*Walks into a wall.*Or...maybe not.
Nubles: Well we should probably head to the portal room.
Lee: Follow me.
Blue: No! Follow me.
: No! Follow me!
Blue: Wh-Where do you keep coming from!?!
: ...I don't know.
Zee: Great, a noob.
Rafiel: Let's just finish this quest.
Chuckie: And quick...I fell a disturbance.
Hi: Ok Obi-wan!
Chuckie: Wha-Who's Obi-wan!?!
Hi: I don't know. But it's a cool name!

Note: Star wars wasn't around yet.

Jolt: So where is the portal room?
Chuckie: Maybe it's over there.
Blue: That's the room of death.
Chuckie: Yeesh.
: Over there over there over there!
Lee: That's where Pk was killed.
Chuckie: K-killed!?!*Runs through numerous walls creating a path to the portal room.
George: Huh? Oh come one! I thought I escaped you losers!
Lee: Yah hi george, we just need a shard from The Eye.
George: Then you must pass three tests!
Rafiel: I'm good at tests!
George: First test, if two dice are rolled what is the odd of a thirteen?
: 4,834,576,123,179 to one!
George: No.
Jolt: ...You can't roll a thirteen.
George: Correct, second test is to...eat this 12 day old burrito!
Blue: Chuckie should do it.
Chuckie: Why me?
Rat: Because you're a demon and you have an iron stomach.
Chuckie: Fine.*Eats the burrito.*
George: Wow.
Chuckie: ...Bathroom!*Runs into another chamber.*
George: Final test...defeat the crazy monkey.
Monkey: Graar! Grr! Raaah!
Nubles: That looks like Ooksie!
Monkey: Rrrrrrr!
Blue: I think it is...look at the collar.
Nubles: Ooksie! Calm down buddy.
Zee: I don't think he's gonna listen.
Rafiel: You'd better kill it.*Gets drop kicked by Nubles.*
Nubles: Calm down Ook-wait.*Holds up a pear.*
Ooksie: delicous pear.*Eats the pear and returns to normal.*
Nubles: Ooksie!
Ooksie: Nubles.
George: Here is a shard from The Eye.
Blue: Thank you. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter311 - Returning


Rat: Siradam isn't making anything easy in this part is he?
Chuckie: Aww.
Blue: No he is not.
Hi: Let's get back to business.
Jolt: This should be the easy part.
Nubles: If Chuckie would fly us back...
Ooksie: That demon can fly!?!
Chuckie: Yah.
Hi: Can you get us out of here or not!?!
Chuckie: Depends.
Rat: On what?
Chuckie: If I get a fish.
Blue: Oh i'll give you a fish!
Chuckie: Thank you.
Blue: ...
Hi: We could already be half way there.
Nubles: If Chuckie would fly us!
Chuckie: Blue! You said you'd give me a fish!
Blue: No I-what's the point?
Jolt: Let's just start walking.

Meanwhile...

The demons quickly bowed at the crossing of Derponet whom sent them on a rampage destroying all of the non-member towns.

Random noob: What do you have against non-members?
Demon: *Eats the noob.*
Derponet: Demons! We have finished our training! To Kinoob! I want that city flattened! And I also want to stop using so many exclamation points!

Back with the clan...

Hi: I think I can see the Shantey pass!
Jolt: Yep. That's it.
Chuckie: I'll beat all of you there!*Trips.*
Rat: All of us?
Chuckie: Grr.
Ooksie: I smell demon.
Chuckie: What's that supposed to mean?
Ooksie: Not you! Regular demons.
Nubles: Diss!
Ooksie: I mean it.
: That might have been me.
All:
: What?
Chuckie: I smell demons also.
Blue: All I smell is .
Hi: Look out!*Drops to the ground.*

Everyone else gets down except Chuckie.

Chuckie: What's the big-*Get's hit by a flying stove.*
Rafiel: That's gotta hurt.
Chuckie: No. Why would you think that?*Faints.*
Rat: Because you're unconcious.
Demons: Get them!
Nubles: Get Back!*Uses screech power and blows the demons away.*
Chuckie: Ugh. What happened?
Nubles: We were attacked by demons.
Lee: Let's get back to the castle and quick!
Zee: Very quick! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter312 - Demon invasion


It was a terrifying sight. Citizens ducked in cover as a fleet of demons ran through every town headed for Runescape's glorious capital. Derponet calmly soared in front of the fleet with an odd staff in hand. The demons trampled through Varrock, the last town before Kinoob.

Meanwhile Chuckie flew over the walls of Kinoob and crashed through one of the castle walls.

Chuckie: I hate flying.
Rat: At least we made it back.
Zee: Where's Rafiel?
Blue: I pushed him off of Chuckie.
Rafiel: *Flys into the castle as a bat.*That was just evil!
Lizzy: Who's this?
Jolt: I am Jolt! I helped Blue get through the desert.
Chuckie: Helped...Pfff!
Jolt: ?
Mk: Just ignore him.
Suran: Did you bring the shard?
Grazelda: I doubt they did.
Zee: We got it! We did get it right?
Hi: It's right here...where did it go?
Blue: Hi! What did you do with it!
Grazelda: *Sigh.* Turn around.
: *Holds up shard.* Heh heh heh.
Hi: Wow, for a second I thought it had been stolen.
???: It has!*Takes the shard.*
Ooksie: Stop him!
: Don'tlethimgetaway!
???: Why can't I move!?!?!
Chuckie: Noob powers actually do work.
Lee: Dn2!
Dn2: Useless killing me Lee! The demons will be here any second!
Hendrik: Give us the shard and you can leave.
Dn2: Give me one good reason!
Efram: Grrar!
Dn2: Take it.
Farmer: *Takes it.* Yay!
Ooksie: *Takes it back.* This isn't for you.
Farmer: Aww.
Suran: Give me the shard.
Ooksie: Here.
Suran: Thank you talking monkey.
Ooksie: Grrr.
Scruffy: Demons!
Chuckie: There in the city!
Lizzy: Prepare to fight!
Dn2: You said you'd let me go! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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