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Chapter294 - Friend or foe

Blue's personal cook was washing his hands when the sink shut off. When he went to check what the problem was some kind of creature knocked him unconcious. The creature then went into the piping system and made its way towards the throne room.

In the throne room...

Lee: Man I missed you scruffy.
Scruffy: Aww shucks.*Blushing.*
Nubles: Where's Ooksie?
Lee: He was kill-*Hears a thump in the piping.*what was that.
Chuckie: I heard it also.
Kingchoob: That may have been me.
All:

: I hear it also... and i can't even hear my self!
Lee: *Pulls earplugs out of O_o

's ears.*

: I can hear! It's a miracle!

Everyone hears the thump the second time. As they hear the thump a third time a creature bursts out of the wall.

Lee: Weapons ready!
???: Hey hey hey! Put those weapons away!
Blue: R-rat?
Rat: In the flesh.
Lizzy: Come to attempt to kill us?
Rat: No, I still have my memory from when I was Inversion...i'm here to help.
Hendrik: Ok...but if you betray us then we will smush you!
Rat: Hi Chuckie!
Chuckie: That voice...Inversion!*Dives under a table breaking it in the process.*
Rat:

Mk: Good to have you back.
Rat: Thanks.

Meanwhile...

Grazelda: It has to be Fostarcit! He escaped Gedun and there are no reports of his death!
?????: I do not know who it is from but I do know that he was a Gedunian.
Grazelda: Do you want to help me kill him...
?????: Call me Cheif.
Grazelda: Alright...*Eye turns black and had a strange vision of someone trying to steal the Keh-ter-cah.(KTC)
Cheif: Grazelda?
Grazelda: *Snaps back to reality.*I have to go to the land of eternal shadows.*Runs outside with Cheif right behind him...and on the ground behind both of them was Grazeld** journal.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:14:44 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:06:31 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter295 - Adventure

Grazelda raced through large plain as fast as he could go. Cheif however kept tripping on his robes. Grazelda eventually stopped to take a breathe and let Cheif catch up.

Grazelda: What took you so long?*Panting.*
Cheif: Well let's see-
Grazelda: I'm kidding...hey where's my journal!?!
Cheif: It's probably back at that shack forty-two miles away!
Grazelda: Ungh. Well here goes nothing.
Cheif: What?
Grazelda: *Grabs cheifs arm and attempts to fly.*
Cheif: Sorry to break it to you but, your not a bird! You can't fly!
Grazelda: But...she promised.
Cheif: I don't know who you're talking about, but let's go somewhere!

Meanwhile...

Rat: So Blue, you're sure you saw Grazelda?
Blue: It was him, i'm sure of it.
Nubles: But Noppa killed him!
Porkle: Gra-Grazelda?
Smakelly: *Breaks out in an uncontrolable laughter.*
Ragnah: Gedunians can only be killed by other Gedunians.
Noppa: That would explain why he's alive.
Nubles: Then let's try to fnd him.
Rat: Good plan, maybe that old fort a few miles away.
Hendrik: That would be a good place to start.
Lizzy: I can teleport a few of you there, Hendrik.
Hendrik: Right! *Makes Lizzy runes.*
Lizzy: Who's going?
Blue: Me, Rat, and Porkle.
Lizzy: Alright.*Takes a deep breath and fires a purple wave at the three. Moments later they disapear.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:14:45 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:06:54 by Sirapyro

Sirapyro

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Chapter296 - The journal

Grazelda and cheif once again make a mad dash in one direction. But this time back towards Grazeld** small hideout.

Cheif: Gra-Grazelda...to...tired!
Grazelda: It's not like we can...right.*Grabs cheif and teleports to the hideout.*

Meanwhile...

Blue: This must be Grazelda's journal.
Porkle: It has a Gedunian cover.
Rat: I hear something.
Blue: I don't and i'm bigger.
Rat: But i'm an animal!
Blue: The whole animals hear better thing is a little old!
Rat: Oh yah?
Blue: Yah!

Blue and Rat start beating each other up just as Grazelda and Cheif appear in the room.

Porkle: Grazelda!
Blue: Really?*Flicks Rat across the room.*
Rat: Ow...
Blue: So Grazelda, you are alive!
Cheif: *Still trying to catch his breathe.* Still?
Porkle: He never died...but I can kill him rightnow!
Grazelda: I just want my journal!
Blue: That's why were here!
Grazelda: It's my notebook!
Blue: I want it!
Rat: Why is Blue acting like such a child today?
Porkle: Who knows.
Bue: I am not!
Cheif: ...Can we just get on with our lives!
Blue: Fine!
Grazelda: Now give me the journal!
Blue: No!
Porkle: *Reading the journal while Blue and Grazelda fight like schoolgirls.*
Cheif: Uh Grazelda...
Grazelda: Hand it over Blue!
Blue: I don't have to! *Sticks tounge out at Grazelda.*
Grazelda: *Does the same.*
Rat: -_- What has gotten into these two!?!?!
Porkle: So, it's in the Land of Eternal shadows!
Grazelda: Uh, no.
Blue: This is such a waste of a chapter!
Porkle: No it isn't, i just memorized that journal.
Grazelda: How long were we fighting?
Cheif: Two and a half hours.
Blue: ...
Grazelda: ...
Rat: Can we please return to Kinoob!?!
Grazelda: I'll go with you just to make sure you don't do anything bad!
Blue: Does he have to come?
Cheif, Rat, and Porkle: Just shut up and let's get back to Kinoob!
Blue and Grazelda: Ok ok sheesh. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:26:16 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:07:22 by Sirapyro

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Chapter297 - Nothing is as it seems

Porkle shoves Grazelda and Blue into the castle with Rat and Cheif right behind him.

Blue: Not so hard!
Grazelda: Yah that hurt!
Lizzy: Grazelda!
Nubles: Grazelda!
Grazelda: Anyone else say my name and I kill them!
Rat: Blue was acting like a schoolgirlin that fort.
Lizzy: Oh, the teleportation spell I used can sometimes make humans act like children.
Blue: What's that supposed to mean?
Lizzy: *Returns Blue back to normal.*
Blue: That is an experience I do not want to go through again!
Cheif: So why are we here?
Porkle: Well, we should try to find the KCT!
Samkelly: How?
Grazelda: You shall never lay a foot in that temple!
Nubles: Mafre, maybe you should go check on the idiots...
Mafre: Ok.*Leaves.*
Blue: What is the KCT!?!
Ragnha: It is an ancient Gedunian rod that has unlimited power! It can also bring eternal life to one person.
Blue: Where is it now?
Porkle: Umm, you see that's the thing...
Grazelda: I hid inside the land of Eternal shadows!
Lee: Not that place again!
Grazelda: Either way, you noobs couldn't get to it!
Rat: Why is that?
Grazelda: I used my powers to create an all powerful gaurdian!
Blue: You don't have powers!
Lizzy: Prove it!
Grazelda: Fine!*Shoots a green ray of energy into Blue and Lizzy. When the beam disapears no damage was done.*
Blue: What did you do?
Lizzy: Yah...I only feel a little lighter.
Blue: And I feel alot heavier.
All besides Blue and Lizzy: Lol!
Both: What!?!?!
Grazelda: I...switched your bodys.

Blue and Lizzy both realize that they are in each others bodys.

Lizzy: Alot heavier?
Blue: I-I didn't mean it!
Grazelda: It will wear off in one hour.
Both: Ugh! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:26:17 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:07:51 by Sirapyro

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Chapter298 - On the way

Blue: Please put us back now!
Lizzy: I can't stand this!
Grazelda: Fine! If you'll stop complaining!*Switched them back.*
Blue: Back to my old self!
Lizzy: Now about me being heavy!
Blue: ...Help.
Cheif: Anyways we should probably go get that KCT thing.
Lee: But how are we going to get into the land of eternal shadows?
Grazelda: You can try to find a path while I nap.
Rat: You're a real help.
Lizzy: So, who's going to try and find a path?
Blue: Only a few of us will go.
Noppa: Me!
Mk: Me!
Milkshake: Me!
Blue: Definetely me!
Cheif: I'll come.
Rat: Than me and Chuckie are coming too.
Chuckie: What? No i'm not!
Lizzy: I'll use a lower rsk teleportation this time.
Nubles: Wait! I'm going to!
Lizzy: Hendrik!
Hendrik: *Makes runes.*
Lizzy: Once again casts a purple and and makes Blue, Cheif, Milkshake, Nubles, Rat, Chuckie, and Mk disapear.

Meanwhile about 50miles from the border of the Land of Eternal Shadows...

Chuckie: We're here?
Blue: No...i'd say we're about 50 miles south of it.
Rat: Chuckie can carry us.
Chuckie: What!?! No!
Nubles: I'll...*Skin starts crawling.*
Milkshake: Nubles?
Mk: Look!
Nubles: Graaaah!*Triples in size.*
Cheif: Oh my, he is one of the Elfen! Elves with extraordinary powers!
Chuckie: Let's ride on him!
All: Ok.
Nubles: Why me?

After several minutes everyone climbs ontop of Nubles, and he starts running towards the land of eternal shadows. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:26:18 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:08:15 by Sirapyro

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Chapter299 - The border

An oddly large elf races across a very very very long feild. Towards the deadliest place in Runescape, the Land of Eternal Shadows.

Nubles: Here we are, the border of darkness.
Chuckie: It's so...black!
Blue: Now don't fall in! You will become extremely evil.
Nubles: We lost one friend to this place already.
Cheif: Who?
Blue: His name was Ryan, we had to kill him.
Rat: Can we please just find a way through?
Chuckie: I can walk through.
Cheif: Umm...
Chuckie: Fine!
Nubles: Maybe we can build a bridge?
Rat: That would take years!
Blue: Grazelda tricked us!
Chuckie: I think that's what people who don't like other people do.
Blue: Oh shut up!
Chuckie: ^_^

: Someone called me?
Blue: Not another one!
Rat: Run away!
Nubles: Well, we should probably try to get back to Kinoob now huh?
Blue: Anyone know magic here?
^_^

: I do! It's .5!
Blue: ...
Chuckie: Aww, my magic level is only .2!
Nubles: Let's go.

Right before anyone can start to leave a giant black snake rises out of the land of Eternal Shadows border.

Cheif: I have a bad feeling about this!
Rat: H-how can we defeat this thing?
Chuckie: Eat me! Please eat me!
Snake: ...
^_^

: Didyouknowthatonlyonepersoncanhavelevel100farming?
Snake: Graaaaaaaaaaah!*Dies.*
Cheif: Spam abilities...unusual but effective.
Rat: Can we please go now?
^_^

: Canwepleasegotonoobynamedcity?

Right after the new smiley guy says this spam chant(which actually says something)everyone is teleported to Kinoob. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:26:18 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:08:41 by Sirapyro

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Chapter300 - One way in

As the sunset, Blue and the others returned to the castle.

Blue: No luck, there's no way through!
Nubles: But I learned a new power!
^_^

: Hii'masmileypersonandiwantobeyourfriend!
Rat: And we met him.
O_o

: Brother!
^_^

:

!

THe two smiley named people hug each other unconcious.

Chuckie: I haven't watched something that exciting since my sister, chisel, puked out 100-day old ravioli.
All: Ook...
Cheif: Back to the subject...
Blue: Right. There is no way into that place!
Grazelda: *Literaly rolling on floor laughing.*
Nubles: What's so funny?
Grazelda: I tricked you noobs big time! There is no pathway!
Lizzy: That was a dirty trick!
Grazelda: *Continues laughing.* Yah, but it was hilarious!
Hendrik: So is there even a way through?
Kingchoob: Maybe we could try pumpkins.
All: Be quiet!
Kingchoob: Ok ok sheesh.
Grazelda: You can only get to the Land of Eternal Shadows from Gedun.
Porkle: We were going to tell you guys.
Ragnah: Yah, we just didn't feel like it.
Grazelda: In Gedun there are three portals that you call Eye's. One leads to Runescape. One to the Land of Eternal Shadows. The last to the Zamorak zone.
Lee: So we need to get back into Gedun.
Samkelly: Oh and, the Runescape portal was destroyed by Queen Survanet.
All humans: THEN HOW DO WE GET THERE!!!
Grazelda: There is a Gedunian living in Runescape that can teleport other people into Gedun.
Blue: Who?
Grazelda: Only Survanet knows. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:26:19 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:11:06 by Sirapyro

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Chapter301 - History

Saradomin wove his hands in circles and when he finished this cycle an entire land formation appeared. He named it Runescape. Zamorak did the same but his dimmension was called, the Zamorak zone. Wars often broke out between Saradomins creations(humans) and Zamoraks(Demons.) The two fought so often that they were about to start a war. Guthix would not stand for this. He created his own dimmension he called, Gedun. His Gedunians quickly ended the fighting.
Guthix then created a two portals. One lead to Runescape and the other lead to the Zamorak zone. A century passed and the barrows created there own world. Thery called it, Thje Land of Eternal Shadows. Guthix knew he had to return to the heavens so he made one last Gedunian. A young female that he called Survanet.

A few years later Survanet was spoken to by Guthix and became princess of edun, under Guthix's rule. After many hard trials Survanet became the loved Queen of Gedun. She always gave the peaceful descion to any problem. Guthix rewarded Survanet with a daughter. Once Runescape's mediaval times began Survanet sent her daughter to Runescape to aid any humans that needed to get to Gedun. That was years before Kingnoob came along. Once Kingnoob did start Runescape, he angered Survanets daughter greatly and nearly killed her. Survanet was furious with the human race for this and declared that no humans were allowed in Gedun until they gave up there obsession for war and wealth. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:26:20 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:11:16 by Sirapyro

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Chapter302 - The god librarian(and a few others)

A very powerful man stood in a barren wasteland, the same wasteland where everyone died, and mumbled a spell. After a few moments two familiar figures come from the ground and follow the man away from the wasteland.

Meanwhile far away from this...

???????????: :Ic(th)larin, why have you summoned me?
Ic(th)larin: Hi, I am sending you on a dangerous misson to Runescape.
Hi: What?
Ic: Remember what I told you about Zamorak's death?
Hi: Yes.
Ic: He isn't dead. I need you to go to Runescape and assist them through there next encounter with the god of chaos.
Hi: What do I tell them?
Ic: Nothing, you will not tell them of his survival and I will give you the IQ of a human.
HI: You're gonna lower my IQ!?!?!
Ic: You will still remember your home and me. But I do not want the humans to know of your true origin.
Hi: ...Yes master.
Ic: Take this.*Hands Hi a strange looking whistle.*
Hi: What is this?
Ic: Blow that whistle when you are in trouble. I will come to help. But beware, you can only use it once.
Hi: Understood.
Ic: Good luck.
Hi: Thanks.

Meanwhile...

??????: Come on babe! Let's date!
Woman: No! I told you that I will never date you Zee!
Zee: Aww.
??????: Hahahahaha! You are so pathetic!
Zee: Oh shut up Rafiel, like you could do any better!
Rafiel: True, but still!
Zee: Ugh, my brother is so lucky.
Rafiel: That Lee guy you told me about?
Zee: Yah...hey, let's give Lee a little "visit."
Rafiel: Ooh! Maybe I can finally get some food!
Zee: Yah, i'm so hungry.
Rafiel: But, where is he?
Zee: He lives in Kinoob.
Rafiel: Blue!
Zee: And yes you can pick on Bluex95.
Rafiel: Heeheehee. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:26:20 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:11:25 by Sirapyro

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Chapter303 - Finding the way in

Hi felt his brain shrinking as he neared Runescape. He lost most memories of books he had read back home. He could still remember Ic, the whistle, and his mission. Once he stood on Runescape a few minutes later he knew instantly where to go and dolted in the direction of Kinoob.

Meanwhile...

Zee: There it is, Kinoob.
Rafiel: How are we going to get into the castle?
Zee: I'll find a way.
Rafiel: You'd-*Knocked to the ground by a speeding figure.*
Zee: You ok?
Rafiel: Sure...i'm ok.*Mumbles.*

Inside the castle...

Nubles: So where is this Gedunian now?
Lee: Who did Kingnoob greatly wound.
Milkshake: So bad that Survanet would try to kill?
Mk: Maybe...I got nothing.
Hendrik: What about-
Blue: Who? I don't know one person that Kingnoob upset.
Hendrik: I-
Lizzy: He wasn't really all that bad.
Hendrik: LET ME TALK!
All: Ok ok sheesh.
Hendrik: What about the survival expert?
Kingchoob: You mean the lady with the huge burn from Kingnoob's fire?
Lee: ...It's the survival expert.
Grazelda: Survival expert? That's what you humans call the princess of Gedun?
Noppa: Then what's her real name?
Grazelda: Her name is Princess Suran.
Ice queen: You Gedunians have weird names.
Hndrik: I forgot all about you.
Ice queen: Every one did.
Porkle: But how are we going to get to tutorial island? Only noobs can go there.

Everyone instantly turns and looks at Kingchoob, O_o

, and

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Noobs: What? Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:26:21 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:11:50 by Sirapyro

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