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Chapter284 - Zamoraks final showdown part 2

Blue: I got it!*Sword stolen by Antez.*
Antez: Now that we have the sword...*Gives it to Gunundork.*
We will be the victors.
Blue: I will never let you win!
Antez: You don't have a choice.*Flys at blue claws out.*
Blue: No...not this time!*Ducks out the way and grabs Antez's feet and throws him at the sword...killing him.*
Gunundork: Antez?*Looks at Blue agrily.*
Blue: You sure are a wuss for an evil lord.

Meanwhile...

Zamorak: Now that I have killed the gods in your clan(Ser and Kelteo)I can not be stopped!
Blue: *Runs towards Zamorak with Gunundork right behind him.*
Gunundork: Come here you whelp!
Blue: 3, 2, 1...*Does a backflip throwing Gunundork off course and making him lose grip of the sword.*
Blue: *Takes the sword.*Thank you.
Noppa: I'll handle Gunundor* you finish Zamorak!
Blue: Right.
Noppa: *Shoves his magma sword through Gunundorks chest and into the floor.*
Gunundork: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!*Dies a slow and painful death.*
Blue: Alright Zamorak You might as well surrender since there is no way you can win.
Zamorak: *Disapears.*
Blue: That coward.*Feels the sword being taken from his hand.*What the?
Zamorak: *Reapears with the sword.* Coward?
Blue: Don't kill me...i'll do anything.
Zamorak: Then finish Kingnoob.
Blue: Yes sir.
Lee: Blue no!
Blue: Leans over Kingnoob and just sits there.
Zamorak: Hirry up!
Blue: Alrighgt!*Turns around and throws a beer bomb made out of a beerglass, a rag, and the head of the spear of the gods.*
Zamorak: *Trys to doge but is hit by the bomb.*Noooooo!*Turns to a pile of ash, dropping the sword.*
Lee: It's over.*Walks over to Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: Lee...tell the others i'm sorry.
Lee: You aren't going tio die.
Kingnoob: I'm sorry I killed our friends.
Lee: Again I say you aren't gonna die.
Kingnoob: Yes I am...But at least I diead a noob no more.*Dies.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:02:23 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:00:10 by Sirapyro

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Chapter285 - End of part three

And so Everyone went back to there homes except Ragnah, Samkelly, and Porkle who helped rebuild Runescape. There have been hundreds of scavenger teams looking for the idiots but no success. After just a few weeks Runescape was back to normal...still real life but completely rebuilt. Lee however, could not stop feeling that they were'nt done yet.

Meanwhile in Bulks castle...

A eary gas floats across the floor towards the rotting corpse of a woman in front of the throne. The gas passes over the woman and she stands up. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:02:24 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:00:51 by Sirapyro

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~~Part four~~
Chapter286 - Beginning of part four

Previously...

Survival Expert: Tutorial Island is destroyed!
Player: That's a rat.
Mic: I've got nothing better to do.
Lee: Only if we meet lot's of girls.
Fancy: Alright, I'll join.
Kingnoob: I'm still the weakest of the clan.
Laugh: We can win thix clan war!
Scientist: Runescape is now real life!
Kingnoob: Now let's get Rat!
Killer: I am Saradomin.
Zamorak: No one can save you now fools!
Mic: Stop! I will not let you kill our brother!
Inversion: What if I refuse?
Blue: Hit him with this beer bomb!
Kingnoob: I'm bored of Runescape.

Lee: We need to reunite with the rest of the clan and defeat Griffo!
Coolz: This is Monster in Cellar.
Ser: Look!
Blue: Kingnoob is back!
Mod: Get to a members world Kingnoob!
Kingnoob: We have to stop them from making the game real life again!
Introva: You are to late!
Ryan: Well i'm alive.
Introva: Separate all of them.
Guntad: We will use them to defeat Introva.
Kingnoob: Alright let's defeat Introva.
Introva: He's using you all!
Ryan: Alright Kingnoob it's time to die!
Laugh: I had friends...I am going to make it up to all of you.
Insandel: How can you fools possibly win?
Tikret: You shall all be killed.
Inversion: I am have killed the entire Noob clan!
Siradam157: That's what you call the speck of a noob.

Hendrik: I brought Derponet.
Master: Good choice.
Saradomin: I have healed all of you.
Kingnoob: Why did you bring me back to life?
Inversion: To torture you.
Lee: Why is he here?
Inversion: I am joining you.
Coolz: Let's go into the world of Gedun.
Inversion: We need to obtain the Spear of the gods.
Grazelda: You shall all fail!
Kingnoob: We have finally defeated Zamorak.
Blue: You killed all of our friends!
Bulk: I am the most powerful man in Runescape!
Blue: Fine!*Throws a beer bomb with the spear head.*
Kingnoob: At least I died a Noob no more.

And now the greatest 100 chapters of the Kingnob series. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:14:39 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:02:33 by Sirapyro

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Chapter287 - The begining after the end

Kinoob, the newly elected capital of Runescape. This peaceful city is ruled by King Bluex95 and Lizzy4501. Milkshake790 and Mk*k96 quickly became the leaders of Blues army. Noppa354 became the citys most powerful knight and personal gaurd of Blue in a matter of weeks. Porkle, Samkelly10, and Ragnah led the search partys for the idiots while Lee rules Arndougne alone. Everyday Blue visits the Kinoob graveyrd which only contains the bodys of fallen clan members. However, the story begins much farther than Kinoob. This story begins 5,000 years ago, in the Land of Eternal Shadows.

????????: There it is, the Land of Eternal Shadows grand temple.*The walked towards the temple with a weird staff in hand.*
Officer: Hault Gedunian!
????????: Yes, I am gedunain, and I am also a member of the Queens army!
Officer: ...You must be Grazelda. The only Gedunian to learn the human language.
GRazelda: Yes, Now move aside.
Officer: Or what?
Grazelda: *Turns towards the gaurd with hatred in his eyes.*you dare question me?
Officer: Listen Gedunian! I don't care if you are the most civilized race in the universe! You are not getting by me!
Grazelda: *Shoots a red flash of energy from his hand stealing the officers soul.* That is just a fraction of my power.

Grazelda reaches the temple and places the staff inside a weird chest on the top floor. As he walks out he Uses his powers to create a gaurdian by the entrance of the temple.

Grazelda: Alright you stay here and kill anyone who tries to enter.
Gaurdian: Yes master. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:14:40 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:03:05 by Sirapyro

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Chapter288 - The begining after the end part two

After a century passed Grazelda ran towards a portal. The portal was large and looked like an eye.

Grazelda: There it is...the third Eye.* Grazelda leaps through the portal and lands in an area with the form of Runescape but completely burnt down and wild looking.*
Demon: Fresh Gedunian meat!
Grazelda: *Holds up his hand draining the life of the black demon.*I guess this is the Zamorak zone.

Grazelda walks towards a huge pool of lava and a group of lesser demons.

Grazelda: This must be the place where Runescape and the Zamorak Zone intertwine.*Grazelda looks around the area and spots a small whole which he descends.*
Poison spider: Hiss!
Grazelda: I mean you no harm creatures.*Pulls a lever and teleports to an empty room.*This is a perfect spot.*Takes out another staff and hides it in the wall.*

Right before Grazelda leaves the cavern he creates a large three headed balck dragon as a gaurdian.

Grazelda: Attention demons! You shall all protect this hole which leads to your new king whom I am naming the King Black Dragon!
Demons: *Start howling and gather around the hole.*
Grazelda: *Creates a cage around the demons.* I shall name this area, the Lava maze. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:14:40 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:03:33 by Sirapyro

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Chapter289 - Peace

Blue laid flowers on the final grave and walked back to the castle. As he sat in his throne Dart 1119 walked in.

Dart: We found it.
Blue: What?
Dart: We found them.
Blue: Then ready the horses.

So Blue, Porkle, Ragnah, Samkelly, and Noppa ride towards an ominous castle at top speed. As they approach the front gate they hear screams.

Blue: We best hurry!
Porkle: We'll go the back way. *Walks around the back with Ragnah and Samkelly.*
Noppa: Just me and you.
Blue: Let's go!*Destroys the front gate with a beer bomb and charges inside to find an empty courtyard.*
Noppa: Where are those screams coming from?
Blue: Maybe the next courtyard.
Noppa: I hear a wolfs cry.
Blue: *Stands still speechless and hears the crys as well.*I'll get the wolf.
Noppa: I'll find the others.
Blue: *Runs around a corner to find two gaurds holding bowcasters ready to fire.*
Gaurd: State your name and business here!
Blue: My name is...Color boy and i'm here to umm...paint...your walls?
Gaurd 2: Good enough for me.
Blue: *Wipes sweat off of his head and walks towards the door.*
Gaurd: Wait...we didn't hire a painter!
Blue: Takes out duel swords and kills both gaurds with one hit.

Meanwhile...

Noppa: I can hear the screams getting louder.*Runs into the next courtyard to find a shadowy figure torturing some prisoners.*Hey!
Shadowy figure: *Turns and looks at Noppa then disapears.*
Noppa: Kingchoob? O_o

?
Kingchoob: Remraf and Efram are-
Remraf: You saved us.
Noppa: ...Let's get out of here.

Back with Blue...

Blue: *Eyeing the wounded wolf.*Farmer?
Wolf: *Whines.*
Blue: I'm a friend.
Wolf: Rrrrrrr!
Blue: It's me! Blue!
?????????: He isn't growling at you.
Blue: *Turns around to see no one.*Let's get out of here.
Wolf: *Nods.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:14:41 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:04:00 by Sirapyro

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Chapter290 - Grazelda's past

A young who seemed to be no older than 15 ran across the mighty plains of Gedun. The boy had an iron longsword and a journal in his other hand. Far behind him was a group of older men searching for this runaway.

Grazelda: *Jogs something down in journal and keeps running.*I have to go to Runescape, it is the only safe place.

So Grazelda keeps on runnin for three more days until he reaches a large portal.

Grazelda: This must be The Eye that leads to Runescape.*Jumps through and finds himself in the middle of the desert.*
Onome: Oh my, are you a Gedunian?
Grazelda: W-who are you?
Onome: My name is Ungar, I will help you get back to civalization.

After weeks of studying Grazelda learns the english language and starts living a human's life. A few days after everything calms down though, Runescapes most deadly war starts.

Man: The god wars have begun!
Woman: We have to hide or we will all be killed!
Grazelda: God wars?*Jogs some more things down in journal.*
Man 2: Saradomin ad Zamorak have gone to war and they have created the deadliest myth, Goblins!
Grazelda: I think it's time to return to Gedun.

After experiencing the God wars Grazelda returns home and is captured by the search teams. He is then turned over to the Queen who enlists him in the army.

Years later Grazelda finds an ancient staff called the Keh-Tur-Cah and hides it in the land of eternal shadows. He then finds the Spear of the gods and steals the Queens staff which he hides in the Zamorak zone. Just a few months before the present he killed three members of the Noob clan and then had a sword shoved through his back.

Survanets castle, now..

Grazelda: Survanet betrayed me! She wanted me to die! Well, she will pay. Oh she will pay! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:14:42 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:04:33 by Sirapyro

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Chapter291 - Grazelda, Fostacit, and Inversion

Grazelda: *Writes a long page in his journal.*I guess I have to stop those crooks.

Grazelda walks down a long hall towards a giant ruby lined door. He pushes the door open using most of his strength and bows down to the Queen.

Survanet: So, what do stand in front of me for?
Grazelda: I wish to chase after the two crooks ravaging Gedun.
Survanet: Then you will need the last of your powers.*Holds up a rather small diamond that glows and grants Grazelda the last of his powers.*
Grazelda: I shall not fail you my Queen.
Survanet: Go!

Grazelda wanders around the local cities for days searching for a crook from Gedun and a crook from the Zamorak zone. As the sunset on the final day of the week Grazelda was ambushed by two men much larger than him.

Grazelda: Get off of me!*Swings his newly obtained Rune longsword but misses.*
?????????: Well well well, if it isn't little Grazelda.
?????????: You know him?
?????????: He was the one kid that I always tortured.
Grazelda: Fostarcit! Get away from me!
Fostarcit: Oh, where are my manners? This is my friend Inversion.
Inversion: Pleased to meet you.*Although it was clear to Grazelda that he was not.*
Grazelda: So, what good is it to steal from your own home?
Fostarcit: Me and Inversion here are tired of "following the rules" so we decided to live our own rules.

Grazelda is lifted up by Inversion andquickly thrown back down.

Inversion: He has powers from the Queen.
Fostarcit: No matter, I do as well!*Fires a red beam of energy at Grazelda only to have it blocked by a forcefeild made by another person.*
Survanet: I knew Grazelda would be to weak, hello Inversion.****** Inversions life and telethors Fostarcit.*
Grazelda: Why?
Survanet: I killed Inversion, but he will come back in the distant future.
Grazelda: Then I will stop him then and prove my worth. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:14:42 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:05:08 by Sirapyro

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Chapter292 - Not dead

Blue the Gedunians and Noppa returned to the castle later that night with Remraf, Efram, Kingchob, O_o

, and a wolf.

Blue: Chuckie, I need you to take these guys to the hospital.
Chuckie: Fine.*Takes everyone except the wolf.*
Blue: Tk!

A few moments later a tall trash looking creature walks in*****: Hmm?
Blue: Can you remove the ring from him?
Tk: I can try...*Grabs the ring of wolf and yanks it off returning Farmer back to normal.*
Farmer: It's finaly over.*Falls unconcious.*

Meanwhile in the graveyard...

Grazelda: So, these are the fallen members?*Eyes turn balck as he looks at each headstone.*There not all dead!

Grazelda fires a blue ray at the ground in front of a few headstones and the ground starts to shake...

Back inside the castle...

Blue: Everything can finally return back to normal.
Lizzy: Wait...what's that shaking?
Blue: I don't feel anything.
Lizzy: well I do!*Runs outside the castle with Blue right behind her.*
Blue: *Spots Grazelda in the graveyard.****-Grazelda!?!?!
Grazelda: *Eyes Blue then disapears.*
Blue: But-Grazelda died.
Lizzy: Blue! Look!

Blue quickly looks at the vibrating headstones and sees two pairs of hands and one pair of paws come through the earth.

Lizzy: Zombies?
Blue: *Notices that the hands are perfectly preserved.*No, there not dead!*Starts digging up the bodys with headstones of Hendrik, Nubles, and Scruffy. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:14:43 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:05:40 by Sirapyro

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Chapter293 - Not dead part two

After an hour of digging Blue finall pulled out the final coffin which contained Nubles. Together, Blue and Lizzy opened the coffins and found Nubles, Hendrik, and Scruffy alive and well.

Nubles: What happened?
Hendrik: Wh-where am I?
Scruffy: Woof!
Blue: You guys are alive!
Nubles: We were dead?
Lizzy: We thought you were.
Hendrik: where are we?
Blue: We're all in Kinoob.
Hendrik: What about the Gedunian enemys!?!
Lizzy: We won, everything is back to peace.
Nubles: Where's Kingnoob and Inversion?
Blue: *Tells them everything that hapened while they were "dead."*
Nubles: What about that Iasofer guy? Did you ever beat him?

Meanwhile...

Iasofer: No, the chaos has only begun pathetic humans!
Dn2: Should I ambush them master?
Iasofer: No, we shall wait.

Meanwhile inside of Gunundorks castle...

DF: Where is everyone?*Blows a strange whistle and then a being with the form of Antez appears.*
Antez: What is it!?!
DF: Your clone and Gunundorks clone were both killed.
Antez: I am aware of that!
DF: And Farmer escaped.
Gunundork: And I am aware of that.

Meanwhile one more time...

Grazelda: *Takes out journal.*It's been a long time journal, but I have to write some more.*Writes another entry in his journal then hides it in his sack.*

As Grazelda turns to leave a rather large man wearing monk robes and a holy symbol stops him.

Grazelda: Can I help you?
?????: No. You are the Gedunian by the name of Grazelda. Am I right?
Grazelda: Who wants to know?
?????: I have a message from one of your old friends, I am not dead. Our fighting has only just started. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 05:14:44 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 04:06:06 by Sirapyro

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