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Chapter480- Task one 3

Milkshake: *Spins around and casts tri-bomb.*
Mage: *Shatters them and tackles Milkshake.*
Milkshake: *Casts hurricane to blow him off.*
Lizzy: *Casts Inferno while he's in the air.*
Mage: *Casts flood to block, then follows with air knife.*
Lizzy: *Hit in the chest, and blown into the back wall.*
Milkshake: *Jumps up and kicks The Mage to the ground.*
Mage: *Sinks into the earth.*
Milkshake: *Casts quake and The Mage flies out of the ground.*
Lizzy: *Casts pelt.*
Mage: *Lands with a thud.*
Milkshake: *Quickly tramples The Mage.*
Mage: *Casts Engulf, hitting both Lizzy and Milkshake.*
Lizzy and Milkshake: Oof!
Mage: *Panting.*Well, I do have to admit that you've both gotten better.
Milkshake: You don't know the half of it.
Mage: Well,I was trained by Derponet, so you fools can't defeat me!
Lizzy: We beat Derponet before!
Milkshake: So we can definitely defeat you!
Mage: That's hurtful, and even if you do beat me you will never defeat Derponet! He needs no runes, no staffs, nothing! He is invincible!
Milkshake: *Quickly casts Air knife on The Mage's legs.*
Mage: *Legs flies back and lands on face.*
Lizzy: *Laughs.*That was perfect.
Mage: *Gets up and casts ancients.*

Meanwhile...

Kingnoob: *Kicks Bulk.*
Bulk: *Dodges and punches Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Reels back, then tries to hit Bulk again.*
Bulk: *Dodges and attacks again.*
Kingnoob: *Staggers back, then pulls out sword.* I'm not playing around anymore!
Bulk: Good,*Pulls out sword.* Because I never was!

Kingnoob instantly brought his sword down on Bulk, who seemed to block and make the second attack in one move. Kingnoob luckily pulled out a shield just in time. Kingnoob once again brought his sword down on Bulk, but once again failed. Bulk was good. Dumb, but good. Bulk brought down his sword rapidly, and Kingnoob was slowly pushed closer to the ground with each attack. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 20:24:55 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 01:45:42 by Sirapyro

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Chapter481 - Task one 4

Blue: *Grabs the mace's handle and flips The Incinerator over his shoulder.*Wow, I didn't know I could do that!
Hi: Come on! What's your plan?
Blue: Well, we need poultry!
Wave and Hi:

Blue: But it's not Thanksgiving yet...
Wave and Hi: ...Uhh.
Blue: *Deep sigh, then dodges an attack from The Incinerator.*It has to do with Rev!
Rev: Don't bother, I'm not helping!
Wave: Oh, why does this seem so familiar?
Blue: I'll give you a hint. He's big, red, lazy, inconsiderate, and well...fish obsessed. Rev was chewing on a turkey bone and we already know he's lazy and inconsiderate.
Hi: We'll fill in the blanks!*Kicks Incinerator in the stomach.*
Incinerator: *Grabs Hi's foot and throws him to the ground.*
Hi: Oof!
Incinerator: *Jumps in the air and aims to land on Hi.*
Hi: Eep!
Wave: No!
??????: HELLO!
Incinerator: What the?
Hi: *Kicks Incinerator in the happy place while he's distracted, and remarkably stops him from crushing him.*
Incinerator: O_o

: H-
Blue: *Ties O_o

in a knot and throws him into a trash can.*
??????: Ok****..."In cin era tor" prepare to feel the wrath of Elf mk!
Hi: Another one!?!
Elf mk: YEP!
Incinerator: In cin era tor?
Blue: *Shoves sword up Incinerator's "exhaust pipe."
Incinerator: Ow! Why you-
Wave: Eat turkey!*Shoves a turkey in Incinerator's mouth.*
Blue: Any second now...
Rev: ...
Blue: He just ate your turkey!
Rev: Dude, that wasn't a turkey. It was a chicken.

That instant everyone felt a small earthquake and a high-pitched steaming noise.

Incinerator: What the- what is that!?!?!
Blue: *Shivering with excitement.*The one person I didn't expect to see. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter482 - Task one 5

Scorch, Rafmox, and Monkey watched in shock as Chuckie held The Shade off by simply saying "la". They're jaws were almost literally touching the ground.

Shade: How do you know!?!
Chuckie: Know what?
Shade: Don't do that! How do you know a Shade's weakness?
Chuckie: I know alot of things. And I also know everything about your little organization.
Shade: *Runs up to attack Chuckie.*
Chuckie: *Whistles.*
Shade: *Flies back in pain.*
Scorch: I think, Shade's are weak to music.
Monkey: SO you want us to put on a concert just to kill someone!?!
Musician: Yo dude! Like, I'll do it bro!
Rafmox: Since when do musicians talk like that?
Musician: I'm also a surfer dude.
Rafmox: That would explain alot.
Chuckie: Omg, go away!!!
Musician: Fine, here's my card.*Holds up a slice of pie.*
Scorch: *Takes the pie and kills the musician.*Murder and a prize.
Chuckie: *Sighs.*Do I have to be the worker this time?
Rafmox: That would be a start.
Shade: *Tries to attack Chuckie.*
Chuckie: La.

For an hour it seemed, The Shade would lunge at Chuckie, only to be blasted by a musical melody. No matter how lame it is. Eventually Chuckie forgot to say "la."

Shade: *Tackles Chuckie.*
Chuckie: *Loud roar.*
Shade: *Looks at Chuckie's face.* Oh my god, how could I have not been able to tell?
Chuckie: *Throws Shade off of him.*
Shade: I can't believe it, I can't believe you hide that!
Chuckie: *Screaming.*You will not tell them!
Shade: Why not, huh?
Chuckie: *Roars and suddenly becomes four Chuckie's.*
Shade: *Looks at all four Chuckie's.*You-
Chuckie: *Lets out an ear-shattering roar and all four Chuckie's shoot fire from there hands.* After they stopped roaring they all said "la", and just like that The Shade was gone.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

01-Dec-2008 02:59:12 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:09:28 by Sirapyro

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Chapter483 - Task one 6

Lizzy: *Rolls to the side, but is quickly caught off guard by tsunami.*
Milkshake: No!*Casts shock.*
Mage: *Hit and recoils in pain.*
Milkshake: Not so tough now are-
Mage: *Casts inferno.*
Milkshake: *Quickly casts hurricane to block, then he sees everything around him going black.*
Lizzy: *Gets up.*What did you do to him!?!
Mage: I-I didn't do anything!
Lizzy: Liar!*Casts pelt.*
Mage: *Blocks.* I'm not lying!
Milkshake: *Stumbles a little and returns to normal.*
Mage: See! If I did it he'd be dead!
Milkshake: *Holds up hand and a small ball of energy forms.*
Lizzy: Milkshake?
Milkshake: *Low growl, and the energy in his hand becomes larger.*
Mage: What is that!?!
Milkshake: *Drops hand, the ball of energy floating in front of himself.*
Mage: *Casts shock.*
Milkshake: *Holds up hand and the lightning disappears.*
Mage: *Casts inferno, then quake.*
Milkshake: *Jumps in the air and dodges both attacks.*
Mage: *Tries to cast hurricane.*
Lizzy: *Kicks him.*
Mage: *Falls to the ground.*
Milkshake: Alright Mage, or should I call you by your real name, Zamtorap?
Mage: Uhh...
Milkshake: To bad! You serve Derponet, you feel the same wrath he did!
Mage: I'm not afraid-
Milkshake: *Thrusts hands forward and the ball of energy flies forward, striking The Mage.*
Mage: *Nearly dead.*
Milkshake: How does it feel?
Mage: *Tries to stand, but falls over.*
Lizzy: What did you do?
Milkshake: I casted a strong spell...he should be dead.
Mage: I'm not dead because...
Milkshake: Because what!?!
Mage: Be-*Gasps.*
Lizzy: Because what!?!
Mage: Burn in hell.*Shoots a huge blast of fire towards both of them, then died.*
Milkshake: *Holds up hands to stop the fire, but suddenly enters a vision.

Milkshake was in space, and he saw something falling towards earth, but they weren't meteor's. They looked like large stone slate's. Milkshake thought he saw red writing on one before he was awaken by Lizzy. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter484 - Task one 7

The earthquake stopped, a small gust could be heard, and suddenly the air was filled with an ear-piercing scream. After a few seconds everything was silent, but someone was walking towards the group.

Incinerator: *Throws his sword.*
??????: *Holds up his hand and the sword falls.*
Incinerator: *Charges towards ??????.*
??????: *Grabs him and pushes him to the ground.*
Blue: Why does he look so familiar?
??????: YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH WHAT YOU DID!?!
Incinerator: What did I do?
??????: You murdered-
Blue: Oh...now I know who it is.
Wave: Who?
Hi: Yah. Who?
Blue: An old friend...named Kelteo.
Elf mk: Who?
Blue: -.-
Kelteo: Now, Stranger. You shall suffer the ultimate price!
Incinerator: But there's no gas stations around!
All: ...
Incinerator: "The ultimate price" these days is gas.
Kelteo: >.< I meant death!
Incinerator: Oh, that would make a lot more sense.
Kelteo: *Punches The Incinerator.*
Incinerator: *Flinches in shock.*
Kelteo: *Punches him again, and again.*
Incinerator: *Hit by every attack.*
Kelteo: *Punches him in the chest with all of his force.*
Incinerator: *Reels back puking.*
Elf mk: Never eat before a fight.
Hi: *Hits Elf mk on the head with his mace.*
Elf mk: *Collapses.*
Kelteo: *Kicks Incinerator repetitively.*
Incinerator: That's it!*Grabs Kelteo's legs and pulls him to the ground.*
Kelteo: *Springs back up, just tp be hit in the face.*
Incinerator: Ok chicken boy, now preparer to fell my ultimate price!
Kelteo: *Sees The Incinerstor jump.*
Incinerator: *Lands on Kelteo.*Now for the rest-
Hi: *Throws two poison darts.*
Incinerator: *Grabs both of them.*Ha!
Hi: Wasn't aiming for you.
Incinerator: Huh?
Hi: Now!
Blue: *Throws a beer bomb at the wall behind The Incinerator.*
Wall: *Falls on Incinerator.*
Poison darts: *Press into The Incinerator's hand from the weight.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

01-Dec-2008 02:59:13 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:10:58 by Sirapyro

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Chapter485 - Task one 8

Kingnoob: *On his knees sweating.*
Bulk: *Lifts his sword far behind his head, getting ready to make the final blow.*
Kingnoob: *Hears in head.*When you are near death...
Bulk: *Swings sword down.*
Kingnoob: *Whispers.*No...*catches the sword by the flat side.*
Bulk: Huh?
Kingnoob: *Snaps the sword and jumps to his feet.*
Bulk: *Punches Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: *Reels back in pain, and feels a small -sudden- burst of energy.*Hey Bulk!
Bulk: *Growls.*
Kingnoob: Take this!*Thrusts foot forward and a blast of dark energy erupts from it.*
Bulk: *Rolls to the side and throws a dart.*
Kingnoob: *Raises his hands and a wall of darkness destroys the dart and flies towards Bulk.*
Bulk: *Pulls out duel swords and manages to tear through the wall of dark energy.*
Kingnoob: *Flicks his wrist and Bulk is pulled to the ground.*
Bulk: *Quickly breaks free and grabs his crossbow.*
Kingnoob: *Feels the power leave.* Aww.
Bulk: *Shoots and hits Kingnoob in the shoulder.*
Kingnoob: *Falls to the ground in pain.*
Bulk: *Smiles.*Well it looks I have made my greatest kill ever! I will go down as the one that killed Kingnoob, the one who killed the Dark king!
Kingnoob: *Pulls the dart out of his shoulder.*You think*Pants.*One bolt is enough?
Bulk: *No but maybe-*Loads a poisoned dart.*This will.
Kingnoob: Your insane! Everything will-
Bulk: Fall apart? I know that. I have a plan to stop that. Now prepare to-*Suddenly grasps his own neck.*
Kingnoob: Huh?
Bulk: *Removes hand and pulls out a poison dart from his neck.*
Kingnoob: Ow...
Bulk: *Laughs and turns around.*You can not kill me! Only-
Kingnoob: *Grabs his bow and shoots an arrow.*
Bulk: *Feels an arrow fly through his body.*
Kingnoob: Bulls eye!
Bulk: *Turns to Kingnoob.* Oh.*Dies.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

01-Dec-2008 02:59:14 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2008 02:11:31 by Sirapyro

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Chapter486 - Mage training

Kinoob castle, two days later...

Chuckie: welcome- Who the (Censored) is this?
Rev: My name is Rev, what's it to ya?
Chuckie and Rev: *Glaring at each other.*
Kingnoob: Oh no.
Chuckie: You're ok.
Rev: *Nods.*
Blue: That's a relief.
2654: Welcome Revenant.
Rev: Back off scrap metal.
2654: !?!?!
Chuckie: I think we're going to make really good friends.
2654: Meh.
Lizzy: Well, looks like now we have to teach Kingnoob magic.
Kingnoob: Meh.
Lizzy: It's not your choice.
Blue: Yah, and I'll learn it with you.
Milkshake: Me and Lizzy have alot planned for you guys.
Blue: A lot?
Kingnoob: Again, meh.
Scorch: What do we do?
Rafmox: Yeah.
Hi: Umm...I really don't know.
Kingnoob: You guys can guard the city.
Scorch: What!?! That's it??
Monkey: It's better than nothing.
Milkshake: So; Lizzy, Blue, Kingnoob, and I are going out to the Mage plains to train.
Wave: Alright.

Mage plains two hours later...

Lizzy: Alright, magic is really simple?
Milkshake: What?
Lizzy: *Whispers.*Go along with it.
Kingnoob: Meh.
Blue: Meh.
Lizzy: Anyways, we'll start by casting air strike. Luckily our rune numbers are way up so don't worry about running out.
Blue: Ok.*Casts air wave.*
Lizzy: That's not what I said to use...
Milkshake: Uh-oh...
Lizzy: What?
Milkshake: Watch.
Kingnoob: *Tries to cast air strike, but nothing happens.*
Lizzy: Oh. How did you know that would happen?
Milkshake: Blue did good his first try so I figured Kingnoob would do terrible.
Kingnoob: I heard that!
Chuckie: *In distance.*Me to!! And I'm miles away!
Rev: Yeah! You guys need to be quiet.
Kingnoob: O_o

: H-
Milkshake and Lizzy: *Cast inferno.*
O_o

: AAAAAAH!
Blue: >.<
Kingnoob: Sorry. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter487 - Siege

A man stands in the guard lookout tower of Kinoob, and sees what seemed like a flood of people heading for the city. He quickly begins climbing down the tower and running towards the castle.

??????: *Stumbles into the room.* King-...where are the king and queen?
Chuckie: For all I know the bedroom.
All:

Chuckie:

??????: Uhh...anyways there's something coming for the city!
Milky: Like what?
??????: I-...I don't know. But it was definitely larger than our army.
Rev: Sounds like to much work.
Chuckie: Yeah.
Wave: Then we'll go see what it is.

Later ??????, Scorch, Monkey, Wave, Hi, 2654, Elf mk, Chuckie, Rev, Milky, Rafmox, and Cerberus are standing at the main gate, waiting for this "army."

Wave: Chuckie...go fly over and see what it is.
Chuckie: Fine.*Flies away and returns a few seconds later.*
Wave: What was over there?
Hi: And why is your skin white?
Chuckie: Army! Army! Army! Kinoob is under attack!
2654: We best not worry the citizens.
Citizens: Omg run! We're doomed!
2654: To late.
Scorch: And we don't have our mages, ranger, and bomb maker.
Monkey: Well...maybe we can-
Wave: Yah right...but we have to try!

A whistling in the sky draws the groups attention to a giant rock headed for them.

Chuckie: *Thrusts hand forward and the rock explodes.*
Hi: Whoa..
Chuckie: Never mind that...attack!

Meanwhile on the other side of the battle field.

Vala: *Smiling wickedly.*Tonight we shall claim this city as our own!
Soldier: Fire two!
Soldier riding on large animal: *Whips the animal and the animal flings a rock off of its tail.*
Vala: That's one way of using a catapult.

Back in Kinoob...

??????: Now what do we do?
Wave: General Shanee, I want you to get out soldiers here immediately!
Shanee: Yes sir. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter488 - Mage training 2

Lizzy: Kingnoob, you've casted spells before! Why can't you now?
Kingnoob: I don't know!
Blue: *Whispers something in Lizzy's ear.*
Lizzy: Oh...he he...I forgot to give you runes. ^_^

Kingnoob: -.-
Milkshake: How did you- never mind let's just train.

Kingnoob stands up and casts air strike, shattering the target.

Kingnoob: Whoa...
Lizzy: Wow.
Blue: Eh...I've seen that before.*Shivers.* Bad memory.
Milkshake: Well...you both "technically" have 99 magic...so you can use any spell. But you actually have to learn the new age magic.
Kingnoob: New age magic?
Lizzy: Yes. New age magic is a special form of magic that delivers twice the blow.
Milkshake: Some examples are the inferno and hurricane attacks we've been using.
Blue: Really?
Lizzy: Yep, and there's a kick.
Kingnoob: What do you mean?
Lizzy: Everyone human has one special new age magic spell that only they can use.
Milkshake: Mine is the attack I used to finish Derponet off so many years ago.
Lizzy: And these spells need no runes. But they can only be used when truly needed.
Blue: Ok...you mean like when we're near death or trying to save someone?
Milkshake: Yeah...you guys will probably use these spells later.

Later in a small cabin next to the woods.

Lizzy: Alright, this is your first test.
Milkshake: At the other side of this forest we his a chest that can only be opened with magic.
Lizzy: You two have to work together to find, and open it. And we added a few "challenges."
Kingnoob: What do you mean "challenges?"
Milkshake: Just somethings for you guys to train your magic on.
Blue: I can tell this is going to be fun. >.<
Lizzy: Now, you guys have enough runes to get by and enough supplies for two days out there.
Kingnoob and Blue: Two days!?!
Lizzy: You might be out longer or shorter...but good luck.
Kingnoob and Blue: Ugh. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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Chapter489 - Siege 2

Wave quickly entered the defense room and pulled a large lever, which caused the city gates to close. In the room with him were ten soldiers, cannons ready to fire at the enemy.

Wave: As soon as you see one soldier I want you to fire at will!
Soldier: Yes sir.
Elf mk: What do I do!?!
Wave: ...Knock yourself out.
Elf mk: *Grabs a cannonball*
Wave: I was being sarcastic.
Elf mk: *Drops it on his own head.*
Wave:

*Runs outside.*
Hi: Wave, Shanee just got back with the army. Right now he's getting the archers and magers into position.
Wave: Alright, Scorch!
Scorch: What?
Wave: Get to the cannon room, tell us once the guards run out of cannonballs!
Scorch: Fine.
Shanee: Alright, now what?
Monkey: I think somebody should get the citizens out of here through the back gate.
2654: What if they're coming from all sides?
Chuckie: They aren't, they're almost approaching us in a straight line.
Hi: Good, then Monkey and Rafmox get the citizens out of here!
Milky: ...I'll try to get help from Camelot.
Chuckie: Yah, like that will do any good.
2654: Stop being-
Chuckie: Shut up! Would you start seeing things logically instead of just positively!?! Even if Milky makes it they'll NEVER make it back in time!
2654: ...
Chuckie: Now your speechless! Now just go help arch you rusty bucket of scrap metal!
2654: *Silently walks away.*
Milky: O_-...never mind. Don't you think you went a little harsh on him?
Chuckie: *Looks at Milky oddly.*
Milky: Ehh...never mind.*Teleports away.*
Wave: Chuckie...I know the answer, but can you try to find Kingnoob and the others?
Chuckie: Alright, as long as I'm far away from that machine!*Flies away.*
Rev: Wow.*Nibbles on a turkey leg.*That was awesome!
Wave: -.- Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

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