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Chapter275 - Duh!
Milkshake: Maybe we can kill him with magic.
Tikret King: No...He has the fused swords.
Blue: Isn't there anything else we can use?
Ser: I don't think there is.
Inversion: ...Duh!
Blue: Huh?
Inversion: We still have one weapon to fight back.
Lee: ...The spear of the gods!
Meanwhile...
Bulk: Bow down to your ew masters! Bulk and Killer!
Crowd: B-Bulk and K-Killer!
Bulk: Bow!
Killer: Wow.
Bulk:
Killer:
The entire crowd starts bowing to Bulk when numerous explosions scare the crowd away.
Bulk: What is the meaning of this!?!
Figure in the smoke: I am.
As the figure walks forward Bulks eyes widen with fear.
Bulk: No it can't be you!
FITS: It is me!
Bulk: St-stay away!
FITS: Now why would I do that?
Bulk: Stay back!
FITS: *Laughs.*
Meanwhile again...
Kingnoob: Can't this thing go any faster?
Noobo: Hey. He's only going 100mph!
Kingnoob: Good enough.
If it were a movie it would show an armada of dragons flying full speed towards Survanets castle.
Meanwhile yet again...
As dusk falls at Gunundorks castle five stupid looking people sneak inside.
Farmer: So...what was the plan again?
Efram: Rrar?
: They said something about beer, rags, charcoal, and fire runes.
Kingchoob: ...I remember now...*Evil smile.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
Milkshake: Maybe we can kill him with magic.
Tikret King: No...He has the fused swords.
Blue: Isn't there anything else we can use?
Ser: I don't think there is.
Inversion: ...Duh!
Blue: Huh?
Inversion: We still have one weapon to fight back.
Lee: ...The spear of the gods!
Meanwhile...
Bulk: Bow down to your ew masters! Bulk and Killer!
Crowd: B-Bulk and K-Killer!
Bulk: Bow!
Killer: Wow.
Bulk:
Killer:
The entire crowd starts bowing to Bulk when numerous explosions scare the crowd away.
Bulk: What is the meaning of this!?!
Figure in the smoke: I am.
As the figure walks forward Bulks eyes widen with fear.
Bulk: No it can't be you!
FITS: It is me!
Bulk: St-stay away!
FITS: Now why would I do that?
Bulk: Stay back!
FITS: *Laughs.*
Meanwhile again...
Kingnoob: Can't this thing go any faster?
Noobo: Hey. He's only going 100mph!
Kingnoob: Good enough.
If it were a movie it would show an armada of dragons flying full speed towards Survanets castle.
Meanwhile yet again...
As dusk falls at Gunundorks castle five stupid looking people sneak inside.
Farmer: So...what was the plan again?
Efram: Rrar?
: They said something about beer, rags, charcoal, and fire runes.
Kingchoob: ...I remember now...*Evil smile.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
30-Nov-2008 04:49:38 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:54:54 by Sirapyro
Chapter276 - Making it less confusing
Bulk: Stay back brother!
FITS: You weren't there when I needed you most!
Bulk: I was busy!
FITS: To busy to help your own brother? I allied myself with one of the noobiest people in Runescape in order to lure him to you and you leave me to kill worthless noobs!
Bulk: I didn't know you needed me Derponent!
Meanwhile...
DR: Sir the army is oficially ready.
Gunundork: Let me see them.
DR: Yes sir.
Gunundork: *walks out onto a balcony and sees an army of black shadow monsters ready to whatever he says.*Excellent!
Down with the idiots...
Kingchoob: I'm positive!
Farmer: Alright...i'll make it.*Puts a rag and peice of charcoal into a beer glass then he drops a fire rune in and throws into the room with the army.*
Remraf: Nothing happened.
: I'm disapointed.
The next thing they could hear was explosions and screaming.
Kingchoob: ...I'll check.*Looks into the other room and sees Gunundork burnt to a peice of charcoal with no clothes left but his underwear.*
Gunundork: Well...back to square one.*Walks inside crying.*
Kingchoob: Heehee...he's in his undies.
Meanwhile...
Kingnoob: Alright land!
Noobo: Nuby! Bring the dragons down!
Nuby: Right!
After all of the dragons landed...
Kingnoob: Everyone inside!
Noobs: ****o!
Kingnoob: *Runs inside, sword in hand, but only finds the corpse of Survanet and Guntad in a cage above his head.
Kingnoob: Guntad!
Guntad: Kingnoob! Let me down!
Kingnoob: Why should I?
Guntad: I can help you beat Bulk.
Kingnoob: Fine...*Cuts the chain dropping Guntad the the floor.*
Guntad: Perfect...*Takes out a dagger and throws it at Kingnoob.
Kingnoob: *Covers face afraid of death butonly hears the collapsing on another person.*Sendra!?!
Sendra: I...Still have faith in you...I-I Lo-*Dies.*
Kingnoob: Sendra! SENDRA!*Turns towards Guntad with thoughts of revenge in his eyes.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
Bulk: Stay back brother!
FITS: You weren't there when I needed you most!
Bulk: I was busy!
FITS: To busy to help your own brother? I allied myself with one of the noobiest people in Runescape in order to lure him to you and you leave me to kill worthless noobs!
Bulk: I didn't know you needed me Derponent!
Meanwhile...
DR: Sir the army is oficially ready.
Gunundork: Let me see them.
DR: Yes sir.
Gunundork: *walks out onto a balcony and sees an army of black shadow monsters ready to whatever he says.*Excellent!
Down with the idiots...
Kingchoob: I'm positive!
Farmer: Alright...i'll make it.*Puts a rag and peice of charcoal into a beer glass then he drops a fire rune in and throws into the room with the army.*
Remraf: Nothing happened.
: I'm disapointed.
The next thing they could hear was explosions and screaming.
Kingchoob: ...I'll check.*Looks into the other room and sees Gunundork burnt to a peice of charcoal with no clothes left but his underwear.*
Gunundork: Well...back to square one.*Walks inside crying.*
Kingchoob: Heehee...he's in his undies.
Meanwhile...
Kingnoob: Alright land!
Noobo: Nuby! Bring the dragons down!
Nuby: Right!
After all of the dragons landed...
Kingnoob: Everyone inside!
Noobs: ****o!
Kingnoob: *Runs inside, sword in hand, but only finds the corpse of Survanet and Guntad in a cage above his head.
Kingnoob: Guntad!
Guntad: Kingnoob! Let me down!
Kingnoob: Why should I?
Guntad: I can help you beat Bulk.
Kingnoob: Fine...*Cuts the chain dropping Guntad the the floor.*
Guntad: Perfect...*Takes out a dagger and throws it at Kingnoob.
Kingnoob: *Covers face afraid of death butonly hears the collapsing on another person.*Sendra!?!
Sendra: I...Still have faith in you...I-I Lo-*Dies.*
Kingnoob: Sendra! SENDRA!*Turns towards Guntad with thoughts of revenge in his eyes.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
30-Nov-2008 05:02:18 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:55:47 by Sirapyro
Chapter277 - Settling the score
Kingnoob: You'll pay for that!
Guntad: This shall be our final showdown Kingnoob!
Kingnoob: Yes it shall.*Slices at Guntad missing everytime.*
Guntad: Your power is anger...that makes you weak Kingnoob.
Noobo: Bronze daggers away!
A tidal wave of bronze daggers hit Guntad without hurting him.
Guntad: Bronze...you noobs are even worse.
Kingnoob: Those "noobs" are my friends.
Guntad: Because you lost all of yours.
Kingnoob: *Throws his sword at Guntad who catches it.*
Guntad Bad move.*Swipes at Kingnoob missing.*
Kingnoob: How dd I dodge that?*Dodges more attacks.*
Guntad: Hold still!*Throws both swords at Kingnoob both missing.*
Kingnoob: Cool.
Noobo: Cool a sword.
Meanwhile...
Farmer: You guys find the darks, i'll take on Gunundork.
Remraf: Let's go guys.
Farmer: Gunundork!
Gunundork: Hmm? Farmer!
Farmer: This will be the final showdown.
Gunundor*: Yes it shall.*Takes out an ancient staff and hits Farmer with a beam of magic.*
Farmer: Gaaaah!*Falls to the ground.*
Gunundor*: You are no match for the power of Zamoraks staff!
Farmer: Maybe...*Slips the ring of wolf on his finger.*Grrrr!
Gunundork: The ring of wolf huh? This should be interesting.
With Remraf...
Remraf: The darks can't fight so they should be easy to defeat.
Kingchoob: Ok!*Runs up and starts eating DR.*
DR: He said defeat not eat!
Kingchoob: Oh.
: Attack!
Efram: Thbbt!
Dark Efram: Three on four? So unfair.
Antez: *Appears in front of Kingchoob.* It is an even match now.
DF: How come I have to fight the awkward one?
:
Remraf: It's time we ended this never ending conflict.
DR: If it's never ending then how can it end?
Remraf: ...I don't know. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
Kingnoob: You'll pay for that!
Guntad: This shall be our final showdown Kingnoob!
Kingnoob: Yes it shall.*Slices at Guntad missing everytime.*
Guntad: Your power is anger...that makes you weak Kingnoob.
Noobo: Bronze daggers away!
A tidal wave of bronze daggers hit Guntad without hurting him.
Guntad: Bronze...you noobs are even worse.
Kingnoob: Those "noobs" are my friends.
Guntad: Because you lost all of yours.
Kingnoob: *Throws his sword at Guntad who catches it.*
Guntad Bad move.*Swipes at Kingnoob missing.*
Kingnoob: How dd I dodge that?*Dodges more attacks.*
Guntad: Hold still!*Throws both swords at Kingnoob both missing.*
Kingnoob: Cool.
Noobo: Cool a sword.
Meanwhile...
Farmer: You guys find the darks, i'll take on Gunundork.
Remraf: Let's go guys.
Farmer: Gunundork!
Gunundork: Hmm? Farmer!
Farmer: This will be the final showdown.
Gunundor*: Yes it shall.*Takes out an ancient staff and hits Farmer with a beam of magic.*
Farmer: Gaaaah!*Falls to the ground.*
Gunundor*: You are no match for the power of Zamoraks staff!
Farmer: Maybe...*Slips the ring of wolf on his finger.*Grrrr!
Gunundork: The ring of wolf huh? This should be interesting.
With Remraf...
Remraf: The darks can't fight so they should be easy to defeat.
Kingchoob: Ok!*Runs up and starts eating DR.*
DR: He said defeat not eat!
Kingchoob: Oh.
: Attack!
Efram: Thbbt!
Dark Efram: Three on four? So unfair.
Antez: *Appears in front of Kingchoob.* It is an even match now.
DF: How come I have to fight the awkward one?
:
Remraf: It's time we ended this never ending conflict.
DR: If it's never ending then how can it end?
Remraf: ...I don't know. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
30-Nov-2008 05:02:19 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:56:35 by Sirapyro
Chapter278 - Truce of doom
Bulk: Now that everything has calmed down...everyone bow down to your new masters! Bulk, Killer, and Derponet!
Derponet: Now we set out to kill Kingnoob.
Bulk: We set out to kill him and any other noob who stands in our path.
Meanwhile...
Kingnoob: Alright Guntad...if this is the last stand then why are you so afraid to fight?
Guntad: I'm not!*Trips kingnoob and takes his sword.*
Kingnoob: Uh-oh.
Guntad: And now Kingnoob I will end this!*Spear flys through his chest.*Gaah!
Kingnoob: What the?
Guntad: No! I-I was supposed to be the victor.
Kingnoob: Well you aren't*Takes the spear out killing Guntad.*This is...
Lee: The spear of the gods.
Kingnoob: L-Lee?
Inversion: We're all here.
Kingnoob: ...Then i'll leave.
Blue: Good.
Master: Blue don't be so...what was that?
Blue: What was what?
Kingnoob: Yah I didn't hear anything.
Master: Maybe I was AAAAAAAAAH!*Dies.*
Kingnoob: Master!*Takes an arrow out of his back.*
Iasofer: You forgot to kill me mortals.*Teleports.*
Ice Queen: Ice whale! He's...dead.
Porkle: I promise we'll avenge him.
Meanwhile...
Farmer: *Snarls.*
Gunundork: Getting tired doggy?
Farmer: Grr!
Gunundork: Scary!*Jabs a knife in Farmers back.*
Farmer: *Howls.*
Gunundork: Gaurds, throw him into the dungeon.
With Remraf...
: And after that I got my braces forcefully ripped out.
DF: I surrendur just stop talking!
Kingchoob: *Chasing Antez around the entire area trying to eat him.*
DR: I have had enough!*Sticks a black staff in the ground putting a barrier around the area then teleports all of the darks, and Antez, out.*
Remraf: We're trapped!
Efram: Gerrbuh! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
Bulk: Now that everything has calmed down...everyone bow down to your new masters! Bulk, Killer, and Derponet!
Derponet: Now we set out to kill Kingnoob.
Bulk: We set out to kill him and any other noob who stands in our path.
Meanwhile...
Kingnoob: Alright Guntad...if this is the last stand then why are you so afraid to fight?
Guntad: I'm not!*Trips kingnoob and takes his sword.*
Kingnoob: Uh-oh.
Guntad: And now Kingnoob I will end this!*Spear flys through his chest.*Gaah!
Kingnoob: What the?
Guntad: No! I-I was supposed to be the victor.
Kingnoob: Well you aren't*Takes the spear out killing Guntad.*This is...
Lee: The spear of the gods.
Kingnoob: L-Lee?
Inversion: We're all here.
Kingnoob: ...Then i'll leave.
Blue: Good.
Master: Blue don't be so...what was that?
Blue: What was what?
Kingnoob: Yah I didn't hear anything.
Master: Maybe I was AAAAAAAAAH!*Dies.*
Kingnoob: Master!*Takes an arrow out of his back.*
Iasofer: You forgot to kill me mortals.*Teleports.*
Ice Queen: Ice whale! He's...dead.
Porkle: I promise we'll avenge him.
Meanwhile...
Farmer: *Snarls.*
Gunundork: Getting tired doggy?
Farmer: Grr!
Gunundork: Scary!*Jabs a knife in Farmers back.*
Farmer: *Howls.*
Gunundork: Gaurds, throw him into the dungeon.
With Remraf...
: And after that I got my braces forcefully ripped out.
DF: I surrendur just stop talking!
Kingchoob: *Chasing Antez around the entire area trying to eat him.*
DR: I have had enough!*Sticks a black staff in the ground putting a barrier around the area then teleports all of the darks, and Antez, out.*
Remraf: We're trapped!
Efram: Gerrbuh! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
30-Nov-2008 05:02:19 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:57:02 by Sirapyro
Chapter281 - Loss and victory
Laugh: Help me!
Iasofer: You sall not be spared!*Sticks his sword in Laughs neck.*
Lee: Laugh!
Iasofer: What are you going to do now?
Ulles: Thees!*Puts his hand on Iasofers back.*
Iasofer: Noooooooooo!*Dies.*
Blue: How did that happen?
Ulles: ...
Ser: He's...dead.
Tikret King: HE combined there life forces killing both of them.
Evil mk: His death will not be in vain.
Meanwhile...
Kingnoob: *Holding his shoulder.*Derponet! Why have you betrayed me?
Bulk: You can't see the resembalence?
Kingnoob: You're brothers!
Bulk: Now we're using our brain.
Noobo: I'll save you Kingnoob!
Killer: Graaar!
Noobo: That's it bring it on doggy!Killer: *Pounces at Noobo but gets a bronze dagger shoved into his neck.*
Bulk: Killer!*Runs over to his pet.*
Derponet: Alright Kingnoob it is officialy time to die.
Kingnoob: Stop Derponet!
Derponet: Why should I stop?
Kingnoob: We're friends! Not enemies!
Derponet: I was always you're enemy.
Bulk: *Kills Noobo and lunges at Kingnoob.*You will finally die!*Shoves his sword all the way through Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: Aaaaaaah!*Falls to the ground, just barely alive.*
Meanwhile again...
Gunundork: Antez, tomorrow we head out to kill these noobs friends.*Pointing at Kingchoob and
.*
Antez: Yes sir. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
Laugh: Help me!
Iasofer: You sall not be spared!*Sticks his sword in Laughs neck.*
Lee: Laugh!
Iasofer: What are you going to do now?
Ulles: Thees!*Puts his hand on Iasofers back.*
Iasofer: Noooooooooo!*Dies.*
Blue: How did that happen?
Ulles: ...
Ser: He's...dead.
Tikret King: HE combined there life forces killing both of them.
Evil mk: His death will not be in vain.
Meanwhile...
Kingnoob: *Holding his shoulder.*Derponet! Why have you betrayed me?
Bulk: You can't see the resembalence?
Kingnoob: You're brothers!
Bulk: Now we're using our brain.
Noobo: I'll save you Kingnoob!
Killer: Graaar!
Noobo: That's it bring it on doggy!Killer: *Pounces at Noobo but gets a bronze dagger shoved into his neck.*
Bulk: Killer!*Runs over to his pet.*
Derponet: Alright Kingnoob it is officialy time to die.
Kingnoob: Stop Derponet!
Derponet: Why should I stop?
Kingnoob: We're friends! Not enemies!
Derponet: I was always you're enemy.
Bulk: *Kills Noobo and lunges at Kingnoob.*You will finally die!*Shoves his sword all the way through Kingnoob.*
Kingnoob: Aaaaaaah!*Falls to the ground, just barely alive.*
Meanwhile again...
Gunundork: Antez, tomorrow we head out to kill these noobs friends.*Pointing at Kingchoob and
.*
Antez: Yes sir. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !
30-Nov-2008 05:02:21 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:58:46 by Sirapyro
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