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Chapter264 - Arndougne part two

The foursome arrives at te remains of the Arndougne castle...

Remraf: So pretty.
Lee: My castle.*Falls to his knees.*
Sendra: Hopefully the sword is still here.
???????????: It was...but it's mine now.
Remraf: Dark Remraf!
DR(Dark Remraf): Did you miss me?
Remraf: Give me that sword!
DR: Hmm let me think...no!
Remraf: Then i'll fight you for it!
Lee: What are you talking about!?!
Mk: He'll kill you in an instant!
Sendra: You don't stand a chance!
Remraf: Says you.

Remraf and DR both draw there sword and begin to duel for the sword.

DR: You don't stand a chance Remraf!
Remraf: Maybe not...but we're the exact opposite...which means you can't fight!*Pushes DR to the ground and takes the sword.*
DR: No!*Teleports away.*
Lee: So the sword is ours?
Remraf: Yes...but-
Lee: But what?
Remraf: *Points to an army of Tikret surrounding them.*
Lee: Alrighht let's get out of here!
Tikret Beast: Our master has ordered us to kill you.
Sendra: Tk is on our side.
Tikret warrior: Tk is a weak fool...Survanet is our new master.
Remraf: Stay back!*Throws a bomb and kills all of the Tikret.*
Lee: Looks like we have a new enemy!
Mk: Let's get back to the fort and meet up with the others. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:02:09 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:49:07 by Sirapyro

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Chapter265 - Underwater

Milkshake: Alright I got the scuba gear.
Blue: Now let's just get to Crandor.
?????: And how do you plan on doing that?
Milkshake: That's private lady...*Sees the mysterious women and eyes turn to heart.*
Blue: Milkshake?
?????: I can take you two there.
Milkshake: Ok.
Blue: Oh...I see.
?????: Before we leave my name is Mafre.
Milkshake: I'm Mlkshake and this is Blue.
Blue: I can introduce myself.
Mafre: Let's head out.
Milkshake: Ok.

On Mafre's boat...

Blue: How much farther?
Mafre: A few more minutes.
Milkshake: Take all the time you need.
Blue: You like her.
Milkshake: How can't I? She's so beautiful.
Blue: Well Please don't remind me of love.
Milkshake: Oh yah...Lizzy.
Mafre: Who's Lizzy?
Blue: She was my wife...until she was killed.
Mafre: No problem.
Blue: Huh?
Mafre: *Throws a magic lamp at Blue.*
Blue: You're really giving me this?
Mafre: It can heal one person.
Blue: ...*Rubs the lamp.*Nothing happened.

Just then Lizzy appears on the boat unconcious.

Blue: Lizzy!?!
Lizzy: *Groans.*
Mafre: She'll wake up in a few minutes...oh and we're here.
Blue: Thank you so much.
Milkshake: Alright Blue it's just me and you...let's get that sword.
Blue: Can you please watch my wife?
Mafre: I'll do just that.
Blue: Alright Milkshake let's go.

Both Blue and Milkshake cannonball into the ocean and begin descending towards the sunken pirate ship... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:49:18 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:49:38 by Sirapyro

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Chapter266 - The pirate ship

Blue: Can you see the ship?
Milkshake: Nope.
Blue: Hey what's that rumbling?
Milkshake: I don't know.
Blue: What the!*Kidnapped by a giant tentacle.*
Milkshake: Blue!
Squid: Your turn human!
Milkshake: No it isn't!*Fires water strike at the squid.*
Squid: It's gonna take more than a water strike to kil me human!
Milklshake: Then let's try fire!*Trys a fire blast but it disapears seconds later.*
Blue: Help!

Meanwhile...

Lizzy: ...*Gasps.* Where am I?
Mafre: You're on my boat near Crandor.
Lizzy: Where's Blue?
Mafre: You're husband is underwater trying to retreive some sword.
Lizzy: I'm going to help!*Dives into the water using her magic to breathe.*

Back with Milkshake...

Squid: Your magic is useless human now prepare to die!*Hit by telethor to KBD's lair.*
Blue: Lizzy!
Milkshake: Telethor to KBD's lair?
Lizzy: I don't know either let's just get what you came for.
Blue: Good idea.
Milkshake: Look!
Squid: Even though it's real life i still spawn here!
Lizzy: We may be in trouble.
Squid: Now prepare to-*Explodes.*
All: Huh?
Mafre: Bombs...very useful.
Lizzy: Look! The sword was inside the Squid.
Blue: *Grabs it.* Let's go. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:49:20 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:50:06 by Sirapyro

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Chapter267 - The last blade

A few days later everyone regroups at the hideout and meet all of the new members.

Inversion: Alright we have four of the five swords...Dawn clan do you have nay idea where the last one is?
Kingchoob: No.
Farmer: you're cool.
Kingchoob: Thank you.
Remraf:So we're all friends.
O_o

: I am.
Lee: Great the Idiotic Foursome.
Mafre: Just be glad Efram isn't here.
Sendra: Efram?
Mafre: My last brother...He can do anything they can buty he has vocal issues.
Inversion: Can we please get back to the main subject!
Chuckie: Let me go!
Inversion: ...I need a nap.

Meanwhile...

Ragnah: We're to late.
Samkelly: I heard something...
Ragnah: Like what?
??????: My head.
Ragnah: Hands up!
??????: Whoa!
Samkelly: That's Kelteo of the Noob clan.
Kelteo: Thank you chicken powers. I'm alive!
Ragnah: ...
Samkelly: Rise beast!
Mic: Erg...what happened?
Kelteo: Mic!

Meanwhile again...

Dungeon master: Here's your food "your highness."
Prisoner: Oh stop.
Dungeon master: Why should I Ice queen?
Ice Queen: the Empire is gone so let me go!
Dungeon master: Never!
Ice Queen: Then it's time.*Breaks out of her shackles and takes out a strange looking sword.

Back with the noob clan...

Master: I think I know someone who can help us find the last sword... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:49:30 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:50:39 by Sirapyro

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Chapter268 - The last of the allies...and enemys

Ragnah: Kelteo, Mic where would the rest of your clan be?
Mic: They're probably at the hideout.
Kelteo: What's that red thing running towards us?
?????: *Mumbles and spits.*
Samkelly: ...
?????: Erargh!
Kelteo: ...Let's just get to the hideout...

Meanwhile...

Master: Milkshake, Lizzy you guys ready to free her?
Both: Let's go!
Master: *Charges out from his hiding place and freezes the gaurds in front of the Empires dungeon.*
Master: Lizzy you're up.
Lizzy: Right. *Takes out a beer glass, a rag, and a fire rune.*
Milkshake: Uh-oh.
Lizzy: *Throws the Ulti-beer bomb at the entrance and destroys it.*
Master: Milkshake!
Milkshake: *Fires an earth strike at the grate destroying it.*
Master: *Takes out comorb.*You're turn.

Just then Nopps comes in on a gnome glider and drops down killing the gaurds inside.

Noppa: All clear.
Master: Go go go!
Noppa: *Knocked unconcious by an elite gaurd.*
Milkshake: Noppa!
Noppa: *Body glows blue and then stands up.*
Lizzy: What the?
Noppa: *Takes out magma sword and kills the gaurd along with the walls surrounding him.* We are now one.
Master: Grafy? I can Grafy in his voice!
Noppa: Yes...I now share Grafys power.
Master: Then let's retreive the Ice Queen and get back to base!

Meanwhile...

Hunter A: *Pushes a man into the fort.* Who are you? Why are you here?
?????????: My name is Dart and I was looking to join you guys.
Lee: Let him go.
Dart: Thank you...now I have some information for you guys.
Inversion: Like what?
Dart: There are three dark being terrorizing Runescape...there to smart to stop!
Remraf: The Darks. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:49:33 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:51:13 by Sirapyro

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Chapter269 - The darkness

A tall man walked down a hall in an ancient looking temple with a sword at his side.

?????????: DR!
DR: Yes Master Gunundork?
Gunundork: Any news on Farmer and his brothers?
DR: No...but i've found them.
Gunundork: Who?
DR: My brothers.
Gunundork: ...Spread out and Bring me Farmer.
DR: Yes sir.*Leaves.*

Meanwhile...

Kelteo: The hideout should be right over this-*Knocked over by some sort of forcefeild.*
Mic: Kelteo!
?????: Erthbbt!
Kelteo: What did he just call me?
Samkelly: Nevermind it what's in front of us is what's important!

The smaller group looks to find an amphibous looking warrior.

?????: Yerherher!
?????: Surrender humans
Ragnah: Most of us aren't even humans!
Kelteo: I'm the only real human here...
?????: Erar!
Samkelly: Who are you?
?????: Antez is my name...hello Efram.
Efram: *Spits all over Antez.*
Antez: ...Gross.
Ragnah: Let us pass!
Antez: You will have to beat me in a duel of swords.
Kelteo: I'll-
Efram: *Walks up to Antez and then the two are surrounded by a ring of fire.*
Kelteo: Efram doesn't stand a chance!
Efram: Eh!
Antez: So Efram, here we are again.
Efram: *Takes out a dragon long and crystal sheild.*
Antez: Nice weapons...*A D2h appears in Antez's hand.*But no better.

Efram mkaes the first strike failing to hit his opponent. Antez easily pushes him back and strikes faster than any human could. Efram blocks it as if it were a baby using a bronze dagger and throws a strike to Antez's chest.

Antez: Gah!
Efram: Rrr.
Antez: You think it's that easy huh? I am not going to lose to you this time Efram!

As he said this another man jumps into the rind a pushes his sword all the way through Antez's heart.

??????: But you will lose to me.
Antez: Porkle.*Turns to particles of shadow and disapears.*
Kelteo: I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of him.
Mic: Now let's reunite with the clan. Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:49:34 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:51:40 by Sirapyro

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Chapter270 - A very short reunion

Master: Ice Queen!
Ice Queen: Ice whale? I told you not to come back for me.
Noppa: Huh?
Master: I was imprisoned with her a few months ago.
Ice Queen: Leave!
Master: We need you to come with us to defeat the Gedunian Queen.
Ice Queen: How do you plan on getting the other four blades to kill her?
Lizzy: So you have the last blade!
Milkshake: We already have them!
Master: Now let's get back to the hideout and reunite the five blades.

Meanwhile...

Ser: Five people are approaching the hideout...Kelteo and Mic are with them!
Lee: Let them in!
Farmer: Efram!
Remraf: Efram!
Efram: Feth! Rror!
Mafre: Meet Efram...our last brother...he has major vocal issues.
Kelteo: We figured that.
Ser: Master's back!

After everyone exchanges hellos...

Inversion: Alright...at long last we have the tools to set things right in Runescape...the five blades are ours!
All: Hurray!
Kingchoob: I still want a sandwhich!
O_o

: You have nachos!?!
Inversion: Both of you shut up! Now then...all we have to do is fuse the five blades and then we can head out to kill Survanet and her army.
Hunter A: Then fuse them!
Inversion: Only a human can fuse and weild the sword.
Hunter A: I'll do it!*As he goes to grap the swords his arm is ripped clean off.*Graaaaaaaah!
Inversion: What the?

Everyone turns to find the now even more powerful Bulk and Killer.

To be continued... Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:49:34 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:52:08 by Sirapyro

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Chapter271 - The official end of hope

Bulk: Thank you for collecting the swords.*Points at the swords and Killer takes them.*
Farmer: Hey those aren't yours!
Bulk: Oh ***? How are you going to stop me idiot?
Farmer: *Pulls a steel ring with a black gem out of his pocket and puts it on.*
Mafre: Farmer wait!

The second Farmer let's go of the ring he transforms into black wolf.

Farmer: Raaaaaaah!
Bulk: Killer!
Killer: Grrrr!
Bulk: *Takes swords and leaves.*
Killer: *Trys to follow but is blocked by Farmer.*
Farmer: *Snarls.*
Killer: *Pounces Farmer ripping off his flesh while Farmer rips off his.*

After a few minutes of fighting Killer runs out after Bulk with Farmer on the ground bleeding to death.

Mafre: Farmer!
Lizzy: How can we help him?
Mafre: Another creature has to take the ring off of him.
Kelteo: *Sends a chicken to do it but the chicken is instantly fried when it touches the ring.*
Lee: Mic!
Mic: I'm not gonna risk being turned into chicken!
Hunter A: *Places his hand on Farmer and dies.*
Lee: Hunter A!
Farmer: *Turns back to normal completely healed.*
Hunter A: *Body turns to ash.*
Blue: He gave his life for him.
Ser: We have bigger issues!

Meanwhile...

Bulk: Now...*Fuses the five swords together.*I am the most powerful being in all of Runescape! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:49:35 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:52:43 by Sirapyro

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Chapter272 - Darkness meets Kingnoob

Somewhere in the Morytania region of Runescape...

Kingnoob: How could I kill all of my friends?8Remembers everyone who died.*
Grey: You killed them because you are careless and a noob!
Kingnoob: Grey bull!
Grey: Prepare to die Kingnoob!

As they go for there swords a magical force knocks them both over.

Grey: What the?
Kingnoob: Who did that!?!
Gunundork: So you are the so called herro of Runescape?
Kingnob: And you would be?
Gunundork: I am the king of Darkness!
Grey: Gunundork...I thought you were just a legend.
Gunundork: I am obviously more than a legend...and you are obviously a pathetic weakling!
Kingnoob: Why I oughta!*Charges at Gunundork only to be thrown back by a magical forc surrounding Gunundork.*
Grey: How did you?
Gunundor*: You pathetic humans don't stand a chance against me!*Turns to particles of shadow and Antez appears where he was standing.*
Antez: *Laughs uncontrolably.* This is my opponent? You'rejust a pathetic noob.
Kingnoob: I am not!
Antez: Then prove it!*Shreiks and the next thing Kingnoob and Grey know, they're on tutorial island.*
Kingnoob: What the?
Grey: Look!
Kingnoob: At what?

Kingnoob sees himself burning down tutorial island killing almost all of the guides.

Antez: You look like a noob there.*Teleports them to Clan wars where Kingnoob sees himself eating rocks to stay focused.*
Kingnoob: I'm different now!
Antez: And your greatest blunder!*Takes Kingnoob to where he killed his friends.*
Kingnoob: I may have made some mistakes...but that won't stop me from killing you!
Grey: But you can't take on two people!
Antez: *Returns them to the present.*So if it's a fight you want...it's a fight you'll get! Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:49:36 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:53:11 by Sirapyro

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Chapter273 - Plans of domination

Bulk sits happily on a throne with the corpse of a woman in front of him and a man hanging in a cage yards above his head.

Bulk: Now no one can stop me!
Man: Eventually...her spirit will return...you did not kill her spirit!
Bulk: Quiet Guntad! I can kill the "Gedunian Queen" as many times as I need to!
Guntad: *Sighs.*I can't beleive i'm saying this but...I wish Kingnoob was here.
Killer: Rrrrrrrrrr!
Guntad: Alright alright nice doggy!
Killer: *Smiles and continues eat the corpse Seraya.*
Bulk: Killer! We are going on a little "walk."

Meanwhile...

Gunundork: So have you found Farmer yet?
Dark Farmer: No sir...but we have found one person that might be able to help us.
Gunundork: Bring them in.
DF: Brings in a noob dressed in all black smiling.
Gunundork: What do you know?
Noob in black: All I know is that you haven't won yet.
Gunundork: What?
Noob in black: It is finally time for the N.C.O.R. to make its move!

Meanwhile again...

Inversion: It's hopeless...we're all gonna die!
Lee: There has to be a way to get the sword back!
Remraf: Can't we juast ask him for it?
Inversion and Lee: No!
Laugh: Wait! That gives me an excellent idea...*Eyeballs Kingchoob, Farmer, Remraf, Efram, and O_o

.* Join The Questing Clan of RuneScape! !

30-Nov-2008 04:49:37 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2008 03:53:56 by Sirapyro

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